Briefly Patriotic - The State Of the Union
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It oughta be clear to even the most drugged out liberal that ever cashed a welfare check that President Bush has the nation under control.? His State of the Union address laid out the path not only to victory in the War on Terror but just about every other problem that liberals accuse him of not doing anything about.? Not that liberals have any plan except to spend billions of dollars on programs that don?t have any hope of working.? Low unemployment, shaking off foreign oil dependence, putting ambulance chasers like John Edwards out of business and even coming up with a plan that let?s poor people have health insurance ? President Bush says ?yes, we can? while the liberals send out their Mexican maids to stock up pita and hummus so the terrorists have something to eat when they arrive on our shores.
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Oh shelly,
You do “make my brown eye blue”!! I laughed so hard reading your “pearls” of wisdom I pooped in my panties. Over and over. Keep it up.
Yours,
spark
I just read the article “Shelley the Rebulican Debunked” (-> Google), so I see that this is really not satire. A lot of simple-minded people will probably see their sick, fanatic ideas confirmed after reading all this.
That was one of the finest State of the Union speeches I have ever heard in my life. It makes me so proud to know that this fellow Republican, fellow Christian and fellow Texan is in charge of our country and that we are winning the war on terror and the liberals under his God inspired leadership. The commie liberal pinko Democ-rats thought they were going to sabotage his plan to increase troop strength in Iraq but he had the troops on their way before Nancy Pillosi could even get a sex change. Hallelujah! Praise our great president and praise the Lord!
AMEN, and pass the ammunition! But dont forget the Guacamoley and Salsa along with that pita bread and ???
ha ha ha
You cannot win a war on terror by killing people. The destruction that you cause merely serves as a rallying point for others.
GW doesn’t want to win the war on terror. Why should he, it suits his friends. Whilst the US bankrupts itself paying for a war that it can’t win, who is making a profit?
From his speech we can see that GW Bush loosing his influence so risking political career by sending more soldiers. So how much people must die to justified cowboy politic of GWB?
Heh. Yurpeens crack me up! They’re just like liberals except y’all can’t understand ‘em too good.
There ya go saying what CAN’T be done but ya never get around to plan of yer own! President Bush’s Oval Office door is always open to suggestions, but if ya ain’t made one and just sit on yer butt complaining then I’d suggest y’all shut up.
God is Love!
Bush’s Personal Attributes:
Is a strong leader 45 %
Has made the country safer 44%
Can be trusted in a crisis 42%
Is honest and trustworthy 40%
Listens to different viewpoints 36%
Understands your problems 32%
That nationwide poll says it all. Bush is now the second most unliked president in history, only to be beaten by Richard Nixon. And honestly, Nixon will stay at rank one for a few more decades if not something really terrible happens.
The commie liberal pinko Democ-rats thought they were going to sabotage his plan to increase troop strength in Iraq but he had the troops on their way before Nancy Pillosi could even get a sex change.
The troops are still not on the way. Cause they won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be fresh ones, instead, the refreshment rates between the actions in Iraq and the durating of a tour would become longer. And even if head did it, the dems could just revoke it and force Bush to bring the boys home.
@BBN: To win a war on terror is quite impossible. There will be always people who will kill for their political opinions. To win a war against a specified terrorist organisation, you have to deprive them of manpower by becoming more liked by the population they are getting their men from. Something Bush really f***??Ǭ©d up in Iraq. Thus the war down there will only end when the USA draw heir troops out.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
It’s abundently unclear to Joe Six-pack Republican that Dubya has the nation under control like Hitler did in Germany! Except in Nazi Germany, many jobs and businesses weren’t going to other countries to take advantage of cheap foreign labor(with the exception of Nazi death camp slave labor)! And Nazis didn’t rig statistics to create the illusion of low unemployment! Dubya has spent half a trillion dollars so far on an unwinnable quagmire in Iraq! His speech was partly empty promises he never intends to keep,mostly it was more of the same socialistic,Police State social control proposals combined with out of control spending! He is pushing his regime farther to the left economically than JFK,Lyndon Johnson,(the other quagmire President)Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton combined!
ohhhhhhhhhh snap.. when did ole bushy boy start winning the war?? oh yea thats right, america is not winning the war… thats why i havent heard about the winning. bush just wants more bloodshed on their soil. sad…
when did ole bushy boy start wanting to do other things that might be a good thing?? with in his last 2 years.. seems bushy boy is alittle slow on getting things done.. took him what 6 years to try and start fixing things? hmm now what could had been done in the 6 years he was walking around wanting to control everything.. bush does not care about you people who worships him, and the way you go on and on and on, seems like you worship him more then your own god… uh ohhh someone has put bushy boy before their god.. somones in troubleeeeeeeee……….. you people make me laugh…
and billy bob its not yurpean.. geezz
This Presidential address is a last-ditch attempt to salvage public opinion by playing co-operative tunes. A bit too late, in my opinion.
Slovak Bloke
I feel the addiction of oil subsiding as we speak. Suddenly, I’m getting better mileage.