Briefly Patriotic - Democrats Should Be Spanked!
With all the liberal caterwauling about how George Bush is taking our freedoms away you?d think that the Freedom patrol would be all over Sally Lieber .? Lieber is an unmarried Democrat assembly woman in California who magically knows the proper way to raise a child.? More importantly, she know how NOT to raise a child and that?s why she proposed a law making it illegal to spank your child.? That?s right, if you get caught parenting your child the way the Bible tells you to, you could get a one thousand dollar fine and spend a year in jail.? It?s yet another way that liberals want to legislate their non-Christian beliefs in order to promote their one world religion and government.
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I love this site
Most religious influence is tragic so this site is a tragic comic relief. It’s really great. I read and read and laugh and laugh where I should cry and cry :-D
I come from Denmark in Europe. Here it is highly illegal to use violence against other people. Children are considered people in this respect.
How is it possible!!!….That this is called “Parenting” in your place….. This is absurd beyond belief. I couldn’t stop laughing and my wife said. Are you reading the text of the American Christians again :-D
I once met an American who was against hitting his dog because that didn’t go well with modern dog training but hitting his children was absolutely necessary.
Amazing that this is possible!!
John
Yet another happy atheist
Take the chance! - Try thinking yourself.
I ain’t aware of any Bible verse where God tells you to beat dogs. Y’all are welcome to show it to me. But Proverbs 13:24 says
so y’all take your Godless Yurpeen ways and let your kids do drugs in public parks on kindergarten field trips. I’m sticking with God and the US of A!
I was spanked as a child by my mother and it didn’t screw me up,as a matter of fact I probably would have been screwed up and ran wild if she didn’t! Spanking isn’t the same as child abuse,get a grip you liberal weenies! Liberal do-gooders want a Nanny State that treats us like children that need federal laws to force us to play by their “niceness,fairness,make everybody under their control equal in every way to each other” rules because “Nanny Government” knows what’s best for us and elitist Democrat politicians think your children are theirs! But to be fair, modern “conservatives” want a Granny State and elitist Republican politicians try to treat us like their grandkids that must be forced by federal law to live by their brand of “Family Values” morality! I’m a grown adult and don’t need government running my life! If I had children, I wouldn’t need government dictating how I should raise or discipline them!
> I was spanked as a child by my mother and it didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t screw me up
You became a Wreckpublican - how more screwed up could you be?
Definitely: George W Bush should have been spanked harder.
When you spank a child, you could hurt it. And most probably it won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t learn a lesson from it. It will just begin to hate you. Easy thing. Oh, and of course if you hurt it too much, the police might come around and get your sorry ass into jail.
He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.
The magic word is careful. And please, the rod might be just metaphorical. Give the kid home arrest or don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t give him his weekly money and you won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t believe how fast he will be back on the track with no one getting hurt at it.
Godless Yurpeen ways and let your kids do drugs in public parks on kindergarten field trips.
Where do you have that information from, Billy? Cause the source sucks! Drugs are illegal in most countries of Europe. And even in the Netherlands, where some sof t things are allowed, you may only do it in special shops. Those shops are 18+ only. PS: I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think it is good to legalise any drug. Especially tobacco!
@joanne murphy: AMEN! And AMEN again! :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
You might know that a crazy idea like that would come out of California “the land of fruits and nuts” (or homos and lezbos if you prefer)! I bet that Sally Lieber broad comes from San Francisco and the reason she aint married is that she prefers to dive for bearded clams rather than worship at the big sausage if you know what I mean. She ain’t got no right to tell people how to raise their kids. Once in a while you have to give your kids a good whippin’ to shape them up just like you do your wife otherwise they grow up to be liberals, criminals and fruitcakes. I really thought when Arnold Schwartznegger became governor of that commie state he was gonna Terminator all that weird stuff but he seems to me talking more and more like a pinko commie liberal Democ-rat. I think his wife who is real skinny and part of the Kennedys is pulling Arnie’s strings in exchange for letting the big guy get on top of her. I aint got no kids in the house anymore but I sure wouldn’t let this or any other commie bimbo tell me how to raise them. If they need a whippin’ they gonna get a whiipin’! They turned out mighty fine too. Not a one of them turned into a liberal, a homo, a lezbo or a vegetarian! Praise Jesus!
“so y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all take your Godless Yurpeen ways and let your kids do drugs in public parks on kindergarten field trips. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sticking with God and the US of A!”
USA is the nation in this world with the highest percentage of it’s population in prison. Almost 1% of the American population is in prison. That is a stunning 12 times higher than in Denmark.
You are certainly doing something completely wrong. Maybe you should try and beat the kids even harder :-D
John
Yet another happy atheist
Take the chance - Try thinking yourself
“she prefers to dive for bearded clams rather than worship at the big sausage if you know what I mean. ”
Huh????????? Do what???????????
Proud German: okay thanx! Germans ROCK!
(My mother in law is German ancestry, greatest and sweetest woman I know)
Mary Alice: IOW, she’s gay.
Einmaliger,I’m NOT a “Wreckpublican”! I’m a small “l” libertarian! I refuse to follow lock-step with the Republican or Democrat party line,I especially don’t trust the two-party elites! They are power hungry liars for a corrupt fraudulent system bent on control! I don’t follow any organized religious dogma either! I believe in God but I don’t believe in the people who think they have the monopoly on His fan club and want to shove their interpretation of His rules down my throat! Televangelists and other religious elitists are modern-day Pharisees! I’m definitely not a member of the STR crew! I think for myself and don’t go along with Republican,Democrat or any other collectivist group-think!
Spank me, baby! Ooooh, harder! Just like when my grandpappy spanked me! I love it!
I see absolutely nothing wrong with spanking your kid if the little brat is throwing a fit over a couple pixie sticks. I’ve been spanked when I was little, and of course I deserved it. Most of the time the threat of spanking is enough, and will straighten the kid out. Of course I’m not for you beating the kid to death; if you do that, you should be thrown in prison. But I see nothing wrong with spanking if other forms of discipline do not work. It is pretty easy to see the difference between children who are raised in families with values who were disciplined in childhood, and liberal broken ‘families’ where there is only one parent, no discipline, no love for the children, where the kids run around all night, lose their virginity at thirteen years old, get pregnant at fifteen, start taking drugs, and give birth to more kids who have no hope, and will have to suffer through a broken ‘family’ where the father is never seen again, just like the parents.
“How is it possible!!!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.That this is called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Parenting?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? in your place?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.. This is absurd beyond belief. I couldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t stop laughing and my wife said. Are you reading the text of the American Christians again :-D.”
Aren’t same sex unions and marriages to inanimate objects like chairs and lamps recognized in Denmark? Doesn’t Denmark still have a queen and a royal family wasting oxygen? Aren’t all forms of gun ownership banned there? And child discipline is banned there too?
Amazing that this is possible!!
What do you have against Christians anyway? Is it because they have more moral conviction than you? Is it because you know that without Christianity America would never have become great?
The sad thing is that this web site is intended to be a joke, and the people who write it are all probably homosexual communists, and they intend to make fun of sane things like child discipline. I’m not to sure about Billy Bob though.
Thanks joanne murphy. OMG Jarvis Ferney is just soooooo weird isn’t he? LOL
Wow, something i agree on Billy Bob, spanking should be allowed, becuase when i was younger i didn’t give a shit bout loosing the computer and i didn’t get pocket money anyway, and my parents don’t belive in grounding because it’s anti social for me and is prooven to be bad for a young child to be gorunded, so i got a spanking and told to sit on my bed and think about what i did, and then my mum and dad would comfort me and tell me that they love me and that i need to stop being naughty, i love my parents, sure it hurt a hell of a lot getting ur ass smacked, the only thing i’m against is using anything else apart from ur palm.
My dad raised me the same way he raises dogs lol >
and btw, i’m a Atheist so that sorta makes this invoid “It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s yet another way that liberals want to legislate their non-Christian beliefs in order to promote their one world religion and government.”
also by all the things u say on here, i belive i’m liberal (mainly cuz i disagree with 99% of ur ideas)
um apparently big parts of my comments have be cut off for some reason… so there was a bit more on both of those, but i can’t be bother retyping
this i can be bothered retyping though…
If you put more things on your site like this, that are sensible and actualy logical, then the number of people supporting you will rise dramatically, how about you come up with something about the bloody theiving government lol, i dunno how bad it is in the US, but over here the government sucks… fucking helen clarke…
ok sorry to spam the section up a bit, if u could merge my posts would be good.
i’m also not from america either, New Zealand FTW!
To: no new world odor
Yes we have a queen in Denmark. She’s a heavy smoker wich appears to be a waste of oxygen as you mention.
No! - the Government doesn’t interfere with what you do here because, as you say and to my knowledge, you can marry anything here in Denmark. I myself married half a pakistani (or is she half pakistani, I allways get it mixed up) just to mention a bizar eksample.
Why is it that when something is decided to pass, that it is non-christian? something you do not believe should happen you call it non-christian. not every dem or liberal is non-christian, there are lots of dems that are christian. the only difference between them and you, are they do a better job at being christians. Im sorry to say but you people who praise STR as christians does a poor job at being christians.. sad sad sad.. but funny as hell
I agree that spanking should not be put illegal per se. There’s a fine line between education/parentage and abuse/violence.
As the saying goes in Slovakia:
Oh??baj ma, mamko
pokia? som ja Janko,
Ke? u??ɬ¶ budem Jano,
neohne??Ǭ? ma, mamo
which roughly translates: “Wring me, Mommy // while I’m a little Johnny, // When I become John // you won’t bend me, Mom”
You see, there’s place for a bit of negative motivation (=read punishment), but, as stated before, it’s a fine edge.
Slovak Bloke