Sunday Prayer, January 28, 2007
Dear Lord,On this day, please teach us to accept your teachings with an open and humble heart.
Please help us to live the example of the words in the great book you gave us,
And not just talk about it.
Please help us to do things as they should be done.
To have compassion in our hearts for the evil doers
And to punish them only as You decree,
Not out of vengeance and hatred.
Dear Lord,
Let the gays be stoned and the evil women of our enemies used as unto the slatterns that they are.
Lord, help us to send the evil-doers and Muslims to your compassionate arms.
So that they can burn in hell.
Dear Lord,
Please help our people get rich too.
They need the money so that they can enjoy your fruits even more.
Let them donate to STR.com, so that You can return their investment
with interest!
Dear Lord,
Oh Lord,
Please stop the abortion ‘doctors’,
Yea! Those who tooketh the hypocritic,
Rather than the hypocratic oath.
Please stop them killing children,
By any means that You see fit.
Thank you LORD!
God Bless America.
For ever and ever,
Amen.
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Dear Lord,
Let the gays be stoned and the evil women of our enemies used as unto the slatterns that they are.
Lord, help us to send the evil-doers and muslims to your compassionate arms.
So that they can burn in hell.
This somewhat does not fit to the first part..
Oh, and in that second sentence, it sounds like being in the lords arms is hell.
Please stop the abortion ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?doctors?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥,
Yay! Those who tooketh the hypocritic,
Rather than the hypocratic oath.
Please stop them killing children,
By any means that You see fit.
Accursing others of hypocrisy? Wow, now that is arrogant.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
This is a wonderful prayer, Pastor Bucks. Thanks so much! God bless you (oh wait, He already did)!
I could drag you to my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope
I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence
But I won’t
For I find no pleasure in your physical pain
I want your christian soul to crumble
Your fucking soul
When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal souls is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure
Tormenting a christian soul
I could drag you to my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope
I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence
But I won’t
For I find no pleasure in your physical pain
I want your christian soul to crumble
Your fucking soul
When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal souls is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure
Tormenting a christian soul
Amen, Pastor Bucks! And I hope that maybe Tristan can come up with some kinda way to infect the computers of sinners and blashpemers who visit this site with a virus that’ll stop them from using their computer in the service of Satan
God is Love!
Can I just add my Amen! And to your commment too BBN. How wonderful to come back from my church lunch, where I was talking to the great Dr Bucks himself, and I find that he has blessed us with a prayer.
Oh! If you sinners could have heard him preachin today!
And I hope that maybe Tristan can come up with some kinda way to infect the computers of sinners and blashpemers who visit this site with a virus that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll stop them from using their computer in the service of Satan
Billy, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s for one antivirus protection programs and on a second thought: How does this go along with the constitution? Oh, and besides, it would be basically impossible to program a virus that would be able to distinguish between “sinners and blasphemers” and “good christians”.
Oh, and I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use my PC in the service of this non-existing being. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m using it for myself.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
So wanting to cast people into hell? hmmm most not know the bible to well.. so I am going to post a couple of paragraphs here so maybe you can understand them.. but be warned this verses and interpretation is not what you believe.. so do you know the real jesus? lets just see if you do..
“How do you see Jesus Christ? As a stern judge who condemns people to suffer forever in hell for unrepented sins and incorrect religious beliefs, or a loving Savior who will do anything necessary to redeem all souls and reunite us with God?” ~~~~WHICH WAY DO YOU BELIEVE STR?
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“Jesus Christ said that some people who call themselves “Christian” have never seen him for who he really is — never seen the real Jesus Christ, never known him in their heart. Surely Jesus meant people who are liberal in their beliefs and practices, right? Wrong! Jesus said, “Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’” (Mat. 7:22-23). The people Jesus is talking about sound like fundamentalist preachers — but for some reason Jesus says he never knew them.”~~STARTING TO SOUND LIKE STR HERE
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“Jesus warned his followers about hard-hearted Christians who will preach false doctrines, and he said we can know them by the fruits of their teachings. “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.” (Mat. 7:15-17).”~~ STR IS ALWAYS TELLING THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL
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“Hell on people’s lips has led to hell on earth in the form of insanity, hatred and intolerance, heresy trials, torture chambers, burnings at the stake, religious wars, brutal colonialism, fanatical sects, broken homes, and many people losing their faith. It is this cruel doctrine — the belief that some souls will be tormented forever and ever by God with no hope of relief and redemption.”~~ HOWEVER THIS CLEARLY GOES AGAINST WHAT GOD SAYS…
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“Paul the Apostle NEVER taught the existence of an eternal hell in his letters that appear in the Bible — NOT ONCE! If eternal hell were real, surely he would have written of it repeatedly, making avoidance of the horrific fires of doom the centerpiece of his Gospel. Instead, he preached the Good News of universal reconciliation of all human beings to God through the all-embracing power of Jesus Christ. “For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive. But each in his own turn…” (1 Cor. 15:22-23).”~~~ we see here the apostle paul never once spoke of eternal hell anywhere in the bible..paul was commissioned by god to bring ever-lasting hope.. not eternal hell..
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An endless hell makes an omnipotent Creator into a failure. An endless hell makes the Divine author of love and justice into a beast worse than the most depraved criminals this world has ever known. An endless hell is a blasphemy against God’s character, and blasphemies have no place being taught as part of the faith of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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STR NEEDS TO READ THIS CLOSELY….
“The main purpose of Jesus’s ministry was to teach us about forgiveness, mercy, and unconditional love; to proclaim the revolutionary idea that God is our Abba, not some distant tyrant; to give us hope that the lost sheep will be found and the prodigal son will rejoin the Father’s household. When Jesus saw an adulteress about to be stoned to death, he said the one without sin should cast the first stone — and then, despite being sinless, he did not stone her but forgave her.” So why does the Bible appear to teach eternal damnation in hell? Why have Christians believed this barbaric teaching for centuries? The reasons for these errors include mistranslation and misinterpretation of scripture, and the desire of religious leaders to scare people into conversion and submission. There are also prophesies in the Bible that God’s faith will be corrupted.”
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OK NOW THIS IS NOT THE FAITH OF JESUS CHRIST, AS STR THINKS IT IS….
1. All human beings are automatically destined for eternal hell; (unless)
2a. A child dies before reaching the “age of accountability” — various ages proposed, idea disputed; (or)
2b. You accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, the atoning blood sacrifice for your sins; (and)
3. If 2b, choose from the list below… (better not make the wrong choice!)
Catholic: Go through the proper church rituals such as baptism, receiving the eucharist regularly, confession of all mortal sins to a priest and doing the prescribed pennance, accept the authority of the pope, never get divorced and remarry, etc. (or)
Evangelical Protestant: Repent of all sins, and believe important doctrines such as Christ’s divinity, virgin birth, miracles, crucifixion, bodily resurrection, and future return; (and possibly)
+ Accept the Protestant canon Bible as the 100% inerrant and complete Word of God (and/or)
+ Believe in literal six-day creationism (and/or)
+ Believe in a “pre-trib,” “mid-trib” or “post-trib” rapture — get it right or be left behind (and/or)
+ Adult baptism by full-body immersion (and/or)
+ Church membership and tithing (and/or)
+ “Spiritual warfare” to keep demons away (and/or)
+ Celibacy if you’re unmarried or homosexual (and/or)
+ Pentecostal: Show evidence of being baptized in the Holy Spirit, such as being knocked down when a minister lays on hands, speaking in tongues, gifts of prophesy, etc. (and/or)
+ “Word of Faith”: Show evidence that God is answering prayers and working in your life, by being miraculously cured of diseases and addictions, achieving marital and financial success, etc.”~~~~~~ HMMMMMM SO STR NEEDS TO DO A LITTLE MORE READING AND UNDERSTANDING OF THEIR BIBLE….
So wanting to cast people into hell? hmmm do not know the bible to well.. so I am going to post a couple of paragraphs here so maybe you can understand them..
“How do you see Jesus Christ? As a stern judge who condemns people to suffer forever in hell for unrepented sins and incorrect religious beliefs, or a loving Savior who will do anything necessary to redeem all souls and reunite us with God?” ~~~~WHICH WAY DO YOU BELIEVE STR?
“Jesus Christ said that some people who call themselves “Christian” have never seen him for who he really is — never seen the real Jesus Christ, never known him in their heart. Surely Jesus meant people who are liberal in their beliefs and practices, right? Wrong! Jesus said, “Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’” (Mat. 7:22-23). The people Jesus is talking about sound like fundamentalist preachers — but for some reason Jesus says he never knew them.”~~STARTING TO SOUND LIKE STR HERE
“Jesus warned his followers about hard-hearted Christians who will preach false doctrines, and he said we can know them by the fruits of their teachings. “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.” (Mat. 7:15-17).”~~ STR IS ALWAYS TELLING THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
the belief that some souls will be tormented forever and ever by God with no hope of relief and redemption.”~~ HOWEVER THIS CLEARLY GOES AGAINST WHAT GOD SAYS…
Paul the Apostle NEVER taught the existence of an eternal hell in his letters that appear in the Bible — NOT ONCE! If eternal hell were real, surely he would have written of it repeatedly, making avoidance of the horrific fires of doom the centerpiece of his Gospel. Instead, he preached the Good News of universal reconciliation of all human beings to God through the all-embracing power of Jesus Christ. “For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive. But each in his own turn…” (1 Cor. 15:22-23).”~~~ we see here the apostle paul never once spoke of eternal hell anywhere in the bible..paul was commissioned by god to bring ever-lasting hope.. not eternal hell..
An endless hell makes an omnipotent Creator into a failure. An endless hell makes the Divine author of love and justice into a beast worse than the most depraved criminals this world has ever known. An endless hell is a blasphemy against God’s character, and blasphemies have no place being taught as part of the faith of the Lord Jesus Christ.
“Dear Lord,
On this day, please teach us to accept your teachings with an open and humble heart.
Please help us to live the example of the words in the great book you gave us,
And not just talk about it.
Please help us to do things as they should be done.
To have compassion in our hearts for the evil doers
And to punish them only as You decree,
Not out of vengeance and hatred.”
right to this point i say amen too!
the other stuff you`re praying for hereafter, which by the way is antithetic to the beginning, let me tremble.
you can`t be serious?! “punish them only as You decree”
you`re talking like you`re plenarily….
Tobias Gnauck,
Pastor Bucks is only following the teachings of the Bible and the wishes of the LORD. If you don’t like that kind of teaching, stop being a christian, and stop pretending to like the Bible. It’s clearly too good for you.
HEY SAM I THINK YOU SHOULD READ WHAT I POSTED BECAUSE IT SUITES YOU JUSTTTTTTTTTTT FINE……. WHAT HE IS TEACHING IS NOT THE TRUE CHRISIAN WAYS. IT IS NOT WHAT JESUS CHRIST AND GOD MEANT.. I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN AND I KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THEN YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN SELFS HERE AT STR.. SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU ALL WOULD BE WHAT IS CONSIDERED PREACHING FALSE DOCTURINE…. REREAD YOU BIBLE AND LOOK AT WHAT IT REALLY MEANS… OR JUST READ WHAT WAS POSTED ABOVE… SINCE I SEE YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE A COMMENT ON IT AS YOU USUALLY HAVE COMMENTS OF MY REPLYS LOL..
PEACE,
WICCAN-GODDESS
A big Amen from Jarvis Fernley on that most lovely prayer on this Sunday morning. Pastor Bucks must be one of the finest gentlemen and men of God that the Good Lord ever put on this earth! It truly makes me humble to read his blessed words. God bless Pastor Bucks and Shelley for posting his beautiful prayers for all us Christians to read! Once again I am so proud to be a Christian, a Republican, an American, a Texan and a white man! Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! Jarvis Fernley has spoken!
What did Jesus say about prayer? He said to pray in the closet! Matthew 6:5-8 What did He say about retaliation and enemies? He said to turn the other cheek,love your enemies and bless them that curse you! Matthew 5:38-48 What did he say about judging others? He said to not judge that you not be judged! Matthew 7:1-5 @Wiccan Goddess, Here’s a Christian(but not in the organized religious sense) website you should check out! http://www.martinzender.com
Hmmmmmmm i see STR could not reply to what was really said or rather not said about hell… interesting when you show them proof of something they cant reply…
@Danny Ditto i checked the site out.. thanks
Hmmmmm….I see that the lesbian still ain’t understood that the only MAN we’re beholden to is Jesus and she ain’t Jesus.
And I, for one, ain’t getting pushed around by a foul mouthed lesbian.
The point needs to be made that if every American we’re gay then we’d have no babies to fight the War on Terror.
Enjoy yer meaningless sex and self-loathing Satan worship.
God is Love!
First off where did u get i said anything about me being jesus??
Second. thats just it, not the whole world is gay.. noone ever said the whole world would or should be gay… thats where your ignorance come in at..
Third.. my sex life is no concern of yours but I will tell you this. it is by far from meaningless…and how do you get I worship satan??? you cant worship something you do not believe exist…..
goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
Very well said on all of the above Wiccan Goddess, you apparrently proved billy bob so wrong that all he could come up was the usual lame excuse that he has for everything…
And this is the most contradictory prayer i have ever seen, u first say this
”
Dear Lord,
On this day, please teach us to accept your teachings with an open and humble heart.
Please help us to live the example of the words in the great book you gave us,
And not just talk about it.
Please help us to do things as they should be done.
To have compassion in our hearts for the evil doers
And to punish them only as You decree,
Not out of vengeance and hatred.
and then you go completly against that and say this
“Dear Lord,
Let the gays be stoned and the evil women of our enemies used as unto the slatterns that they are.
Lord, help us to send the evil-doers and muslims to your compassionate arms.
So that they can burn in hell.”
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO “To have compassion in our hearts for the evil doers” AYE!?
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“Hmmmmm?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.I see that the lesbian still ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t understood that the only MAN we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re beholden to is Jesus and she ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t Jesus.
And I, for one, ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t getting pushed around by a foul mouthed lesbian.
The point needs to be made that if every American we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re gay then we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d have no babies to fight the War on Terror.
Enjoy yer meaningless sex and self-loathing Satan worship.”
She never said she was jesus, she can’t worship someone who doesn’t exsist, especially if she think that satan doesn’t exsist, sorta like being atheist and worshipping the God Of Atheism really…
also your calling yourself a “Loudmouthed Liberal” again, becuase your name calling… i belive that u pwned yourself lol!
also you guys are very stupid for allowing HTML to be used in here, cuz by all means i could quite easily post a virus on here…
Thank you atheist god…
I think my typing was to far over BBN’s head to understand. and I see that not the first person or thing from STR has commented on the “hell” reply above lol….
and all i can do to BBN’s comment is shake my head and the ignorance that he showed. and i also see that he has not replyed back. lol… damn i knew i should had typed something stupid so he could understand what i was talking about.. cause obviously proof or even intelligence is to much for him..
Oh yea and i have also challenged BBN to a bible of wits with the bible but he has yet to take me up on it.. lol… damn i love it when i can tear their shit up word for word and i dont even believe in what the bible says and I know more about the bible then they do… sad sad sad
goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
If you ain’t Jesus then stop acting like it. Y’all come in here screaming and yelling about how how wrong we is and we shouldn’t say this or that and making all sorts a slur against us personally. Plus, y’all seem to put yerselves up on a cross every time we offer you a rational response.
Mrs. Goodman set this site up for like-minded Christians to commune with one another and share thoughts. Y’all have turned it into a foul-mouth den of profanity and sin. And you seem to think it’s yer right to do so.
Let’s get something straight - the only person we gotta answer to is Jesus and his Daddy. That’s it. You liberals, lesbians and layabouts that bust down our door demanding that we answer your “REDICULOUS” questions on your time frame, well, the only time frame is GOD’S time frame.
If we busted into your homosexual, leftwing websites and left comments about how you shouldn’t kill babies or worship Satan or how you shouldn’t support terror, why, you’d kick us out right away. Then you’d start talking about how rude we were to have come by in the first place.
But we ain’t like that. We don’t censor thoughts like you Stalinists do. We let you go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on because we know the more y’all keep talking, the more God has a chance to enter your lives and make you whole.
So, keep yaking away and God bless you!
God is Love!
OMFG, i have never laughed so hard in my laugh at you latest comment BBN. thanks for the laugh… now please tell me how I am acting like jesus??? and let me ask you this, you say i am acting like jesus and you dont like the way i am acting, doesn’t that mean that you don’t like the way jesus acts?? thats what you said…
no please tell me when you have provided a rational response?? because I have yet to see one.
Now if you do not like just anyone replying then make it where you have to join to reply.. you make it so easy..
yea yea yea i know you just have to answer to daddy, junior and the spook.. but you cant even answer a reasonable question. all you do is avoid the questions that we ask you to explain or prove..
now show me one rediculous question I asked…
no we would not kick you out.. well atleast not the groups im in… you voice your opinions we voice ours. however in a debate you have to show proof as a link or something to back what you say… or else we just tell you to come back when you can show some facts… simple as that..and we do not talk about idiots who get themselves banned, after they leave..
and can you explain how u get that the more we talk the better of a chance there is that god will enter our hearts??
sorry but I already have a god and a goddess in my heart… oh and did you know that your sweet holidays came from pagan holidays???
goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
The point needs to be made that if every American we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re gay then we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d have no babies to fight the War on Terror.
You let babies fight the War on Terror?
we offer you a rational response.
Great humor! The last time something rationla has been posted in this blog would be like…. never.
And you seem to think it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s yer right to do so.
1st Amendment anyone?
the only person we gotta answer to is Jesus and his Daddy.
And the IRS. Cause nothing in life is sure but death ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•n?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•Taxes. :)
But hey, Billy, why do you avoid our questions?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
God has buttsex with your children.
Amen!
Sam Johnston ladys and gentlemen!
after my first comment he saw himself forced to write this:
“Tobias Gnauck,
Pastor Bucks is only following the teachings of the Bible and the wishes of the LORD. If you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like that kind of teaching, stop being a christian, and stop pretending to like the Bible. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s clearly too good for you.”
-1. like i said before, the beginning of the prayer was quiet nice.
“Please help us to live the example of the words in the great book you gave us,
And not just talk about it.
Please help us to do things as they should be done.
To have compassion in our hearts for the evil doers.”
Aaaaamen! christian ways!
but what`s following?!
“Let the gays be stoned and the evil women of our enemies used as unto the slatterns that they are.
Lord, help us to send the evil-doers and muslims to your compassionate arms.
So that they can burn in hell.”
how is that consistent with having compassion in our hearts for the evil doers?
please tell me sam!
-2. who are you to tell me stop being a christian? what christian would say that to another? “stop pretending to like the bible, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s clearly too good for you”
and another shot in the stomach…
you are one of these “i`m a christian, so god loves me more and you`re going to hell anyway” people, arn`t you? if you are, read john 3, 16 one more time, please!
“For God so loved the WORLD” the WOOOORLD!!! that means every single human beeing!
-3. “Pastor Bucks is only following the teachings of the Bible[...]If you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like that kind of teaching”
instead of attacking me right ahead, you could have brought some passages, since the bible as it seams, isn`t to good for You. hit me! you probably gonna argue with the destruction of sodom. sure he did that, but since that sacrifice 2000 years ago, our sins are forgiven. and last we get judgement from Him, not from people.
so reply to that, if you like, but stick to facts!
jesus with all of you!