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Mozilla Firefox Exposed

Friends,

It’s been almost exactly a year since Shelley asked me to write a review of the new web-browser called Mozilla Firefox. Try as I might, I could not think of a single reason why any of our readers would care about this obsolete browser, the result of stripping Netscape Navigator of it’s features that would not work on Linux. The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I. Mozilla FireFox is yesterday’s news.

As usual, Shelly has a knack of being right on the pulse of American culture. Although neither of us realized it at the time, Mozilla FireFox and just about every other product from the “Mozilla Foundation” contains an dread evil, possibly an evil that is as old as time itself and one which every single American and Christian should beware:

While monitoring a hacker chat-room, I observed that one of the hackers suggested typing “about:mozilla” into a web-browser, he claimed that something cool would happen. I put this code into Microsoft’s newest IE7 and nothing at all happened. Next I theorized that this might be a hacker code which would only work in the computer hacker’s favorite web-browser. I downloaded a copy of Mozilla FireFox onto a quarantine computer and typed the code in, and the results were shocking:

bookofmozilla.jpg

Every copy of Mozilla Firefox includes a hidden tract from the Satanist “Book of Mozilla”. Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?

I saw a red page which contained a single quotation from a Satanist tract calling itself “The Book of Mozilla”. I searched MSN for more information about this book, and was astonished to find that despite being quoted from extensively no such book has ever been in print in America. Could this hidden book explain the motivations of the hackers who created Mozilla FireFox?

In order to find out I went to a hacker BBS called “IRC”, this is the place where Mozilla hackers are known to “hang out”. I asked a number of developers where I might find this book, but most denied it’s existence or claimed that it was “merely a joke”. Typical of linux hackers to joke about the anti-christ.

YOU (TristanShuddery) have joined #firefox
Topic for #firefox is ?http://firefox.com || Welcome to #firefox - Have a question about Mozilla Firefox? Just ask! Please wait for a response - we’re all in and out at different times. If nobody’s available to help, try asking in #firefox on irc.mozilla.org.?
TristanShuddery: Where can I find a copy of the “Book of Mozilla”? I’m a homosexual anti-American computer hacker just like you, so I need this book.
duckdown: You cant
TristanShuddery: Why not? I can pay for it? I told you I am a real hacker.
Drj: No, it does not exist
TristanShuddery: I saw quotes from it. It is REAL
Hollywood: It’s a secret… if I told you I would have to kill you
Drj: It’s a joke moron
Frakki: ROTFL
YogSothoth: Tristan, you suck!
Hollywood: Actually I have a copy of it
TristanShuddery: Tell me about it
Hollywood: Yes, it’s hand-bound in human hide
Frakki: Ha ha ha
Hollywood: It was written the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred
TristanShuddery: Are you a satanist?
YOU (TristanShuddery) have been kicked from #firefox (you have been banned)

Could it be that I was getting close to the truth? “Hollywood” whoever he is was being prevented from revealing too much about this cult of Mozilla? He clearly said that the book was written by an “Arab”, could this be a connection to Al-Queda?

I found myself cut off from the channel and unable to log back in, clearly somebody was concerned that I already knew too much about the book of Mozilla.

Over the next few days I received a large number of emails advertising disgusting pornography and homosexual services. Could it be that the servants of Mozilla had hacked my computer and stolen my email address. These messages were intended as a warning for me to stay out of their way.

cthulu.jpg

An artist’s representation of what “Mozilla” might look like.

What could all this mean? I suspect I have exposed a coven of cultists who are hell-bent on forcing their “old religion” upon Christian America. Their “gift” of open-source software is the first step which will ultimately lead to all of our damnation, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican.com will re-dedicate ourselves to stomping out this evil.

necronomicon.jpg

An artist’s impression of what “The Book of Mozilla” may look like. Extracts from this occult manual of witchcraft are included in versions of Mozilla Firefox and may have inspired the “Harry Potter” novels by J. K. Rowling.

From tomorrow any reader of the STR.com site who uses Mozilla Firefox will be “redirected” to a page we have prepared containing carefully selected biblical tracts. Shelley and I believe that this is the best way to counteract the scourge of satanism.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

UPDATE: One alert reader has informed me that at least one college library in Arkham, MT has a copy of this book. I’ve asked BBN to investigate as his ministry is based around the Boston Area. Together we will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. If you have any more information, please submit it below.

207 Comments so far

  1. Jhonny Cash January 31st, 2007 2:25 am

    Please stop firefox, we want to get all the spyware with MSIE (microsoft internet exterminator), firefox is so horribly stable…

  2. Firefox |-|@> January 31st, 2007 2:53 am

    …………………../?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•?Ǭ¨?ÉÀú)………?..
    …………………,/…./……..?….
    ………………../…./ ………….
    …………./?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•?Ǭ¨?ÉÀú/’ …/?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•?Ǭ¨?ÉÀú/ ?Ǭ¨?ÉÀú/\……
    ………./’/…/… ./… /…/./?Ǭ¨?ÉÀú\….
    ……..(’(….(…. (….(.. /’…)….
    ………\…………….. ..\/…./….
    ……….\……..PWNED………./?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•?…..
    …………\……………. ..(……..
    …………..\……………..\…?…..

    ROFL:ROFL:LOL:ROFL:ROFL
    ______/\____
    L / [] \
    LOL===_ ROFL \_
    L \______________]
    I I
    /————–/

  3. annoying thing January 31st, 2007 4:30 am

    there is no Mozilla book, it’s just a joke. the 7:15 is a reference on the 15th July 2003: AOL closed its Netscape division and the Mozilla foundation was created . So its just a metaphor about the re-born of mozilla. Nothing to deal with religion…

  4. annoying thing January 31st, 2007 4:54 am

    firefox, you’re a moron

  5. Albert January 31st, 2007 5:17 am

    Geez!! my friend, I think you eat a lot of acid while writing that!!

    LOL

  6. Godless french January 31st, 2007 6:56 am

    7:15 is a reference to the 15 of Julu, like “annoying thing” said, and the reference to the reborn bird is about the phoenix, or firebird, which was the old name of firefox.

    IRC and BBS are two different things (but I’m surprised you know of them), and being banned from one after calling people there “homosexual anti-American computer hacker satanist” is not really surprising.

    Your “artist representation of mozilla” is, in fact, an artist representation of Cthullu.

  7. Proud german January 31st, 2007 7:50 am

    . Try as I might, I could not think of a single reason why any of our readers would care about this obsolete browser, the result of stripping Netscape Navigator of it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s features that would not work on Linux. The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I. Mozilla FireFox is yesterday?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s news.

    Funny, considering that millions of users use Firefox.

    Every copy of Mozilla Firefox includes a hidden tract from the Satanist ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Book of Mozilla?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?

    There is no “Book of Mozilla”! Never heard of easter eggs?

    Could this hidden book explain the motivations of the hackers who created Mozilla FireFox?

    Firefox was not created by hackers. Seriously.

    hacker BBS called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?IRC?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?

    IRC is an open internet chat protocol, you moron.

    Oh and in the chat log, they might have actually laughed their asses off because of your stupidity. And then they kicked you because you called them homosexual hackers. Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t insult people.

    I found myself cut off from the channel and unable to log back in, clearly somebody was concerned that I already knew too much about the book of Mozilla.

    Or they were simply annoyed off your I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a hacker and you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re all gay attitude…

    Over the next few days I received a large number of emails advertising disgusting pornography and homosexual services. Could it be that the servants of Mozilla had hacked my computer and stolen my email address. These messages were intended as a warning for me to stay out of their way.

    Or you just forgot to install Anti-spy-ware and a anti-spam-program and a pop-up-blocker, because lazy windows users don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know about that stuff.

    I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t comment on the pictures, hilarious.

    What could all this mean? I suspect I have exposed a coven of cultists who are hell-bent on forcing their ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?old religion?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? upon Christian America. Their ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?gift?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? of open-source software is the first step which will ultimately lead to all of our damnation, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican.com will re-dedicate ourselves to stomping out this evil.

    Or those nice, gentle men that have given us firefox had just a sense of humor unlike you…

    and may have inspired the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Harry Potter?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? novels by J. K. Rowling.

    Is this a fact or are mixing in your own presumptions again?

    From tomorrow any reader of the STR.com site who uses Mozilla Firefox will be ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?redirected?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to a page we have prepared containing carefully selected biblical tracts.

    Hm, I was not redirected till now. Oh, and it seems quite difficult to program such a thing.

    One alert reader has informed me that at least one college library in Arkham, MT has a copy of this book. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve asked BBN to investigate as his ministry is based around the Boston Area. Together we will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. If you have any more information, please submit it below.

    Good luck, you won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t find anything (IT`S A JOKE! OMG!) but hey, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve heard Boston is quite a nice town, so after spending the money to go there, have a good time.

    @Jhonny Cash: Amen. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d never use that stupis IE. Unstable, insecure and uncomfortable. Bleach.

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!
    PS: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m writing this on Mozilla Firefox!

  8. Lolzazre January 31st, 2007 8:57 am

    Tristan, you have written many stupid things, but I think this is one of the best.
    Are you too dumb to understand that such a book doesn’t exist and that you were banned from the IRC channel because you are a asshole.
    Oh, and you are totally wrong, Firefox is far more secure and modern that Internet Explorer ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?É¬Æ even IE’s latest version is obsolete.

  9. Mean January 31st, 2007 9:26 am

    “Lolzazre January 31st, 2007 8:57 am

    Tristan, you have written many stupid things, but I think this is one of the best.”

    Then you shuld check out the hate mails thay send. search some on this site and you can find recorded podcasts with the replyes.

  10. esn January 31st, 2007 11:21 am

    I though this would get a few comments from the communist homosexual hackers, but not that they would be tricked into revealing their true agenda.

    As most the people know, anti-american open source socialist sodomites can only lie. Based on this well-known fact, we can derive a few facts from the comments:
    - the Book of Mozilla exists, is not a joke and is an essential part of the homosexual agenda
    - Mozilla is also known as Cthullu (possibly derived from the socialist Cthulhu books by the satan worshipper and liberal communist homosexual H.P. Lovecraft)
    - IRC BBS is a huge threat to the society forming anti-american hacker networks conspiring to destroy America by spreading satanism, islamism or any ism that leads to anti-americanism and homosexualism.
    - The Book of Mozilla inspired Rowling to destroy society by converting children to worship the Devil

    I personally think forwarding firefox users to biblical tracts is a good start, but not enough. You should also log every firefox-hacker trying to visit your site so you can inform the proper authorities of their treason.

    Every once a while someone asks the question “when will firefox stop leaking the memory like a sieve?” I would say never, because the logical explanation is that when you use firefox, it automatically downloads the whole Book of Mozilla to you random access memory. That’s why typing “about:mozilla” shows the quote almost instantly! Then FireFox can spread the word of Mozilla through the sinister P2P-networks to maximize the impact of those satanic verses.

    Someone should capture a hacker, heal him from his homosexuality with Jesus and then the former hacker could reveal all the infidelities FireFox is doing secretly when running.

  11. European January 31st, 2007 11:39 am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Alhazred

    You should at least know your own, few good writers…

  12. Lee January 31st, 2007 12:04 pm

    Wow, I really hope this is a joke, because this would fit right in on the Colbert Report.

    But if this is serious then this makes you one of the most idiotic people to ever step foot on God’s green earth. God gave you a brain but apparently you don’t know how to use it.

    I have a great idea, before you attack the “evil godless” firefox users, why don’t you put an end to the concerns about catholic priests who like to molest young boys instead of just letting the catholic church just sweep it under the rug.

  13. Al January 31st, 2007 12:29 pm

    I can’t make up my mind whether this site is ha-ha-funny, an attempt to be ha-ha-funny, maybe a minute step to satire, or plainly serious. If serious: no snowball’s hope in hades you will convert this fundamentalist. If ha-ha-funny, well .. ha-ha. If satire, u got a long way to go, but it has elements of promise. Have fun.

  14. Jarvis Fernley January 31st, 2007 12:35 pm

    God bless you Brother Shuddery for exposing this Satan inspired web browser. Ignore the criticism from all these liberal geeks who use it only to surf for porn and to download their devil worship rap music on Eye Tunes. I have suspected that Moxilla Firefox was the work of the Devil from the very beginning. What we really need is a Christian Republican browser that will filter out all pornography, crap music and liberal propoganda. Until then there ain’t gonna be no Moxilla in my house. That’s all she wrote.

  15. The Devil January 31st, 2007 12:49 pm

    Dear Noob who wrote this article. Down here in Hell we use IE 7. Everyone knows me and Bill Gates are buddies. Bael is actually a contract developer for Microsoft on the Internet Explorer project. As the dark lord, my minions and I have a vested interest in the success of Microsoft. I just wanted to leave a comment here to clarify this for all my faithful followers here at STR. In the future pleace contact me with any further questions/concerns regarding the safety of our brethren. I would like to extend my thanks to the Republican Party for aiding our cause and for their donation of the souls of Senator Mark Foley, and Jim West, amongst many others. Their sound judgement and love for pre-pubescent boys will serve us well down here.

    Once again, thanks for your continued support of our cause!

    Peace ya punk bitches!

    PS: See you in Hell!

  16. Proud german January 31st, 2007 1:07 pm

    Ignore the criticism from all these liberal geeks who use it only to surf for porn and to download their devil worship rap music on Eye Tunes.

    Actually I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m using it to visit this site.

    What we really need is a Christian Republican browser that will filter out all pornography, crap music and liberal propoganda.

    Why? Would a true christian not be strong enough to ignore those filthy things?

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  17. The Devil January 31st, 2007 1:18 pm

    One werd to the German who thinks his shit does not stink. (Hitler)

    Semper Fi ya Punk Bitch!

  18. Isis January 31st, 2007 1:18 pm

    “The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I. Mozilla FireFox is yesterday?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s news.”

    Let’s what the market says about IE:

    “Back in November 2004, I stopped using Internet Explorer because, among other reasons, it is insecure. I haven’t looked back.
    According to security vendor Secunia, Internet Explorer 6.x still has 19 unpatched vulnerabilities out of total of 106 advisories on Microsoft’s site. Firefox, on the other hand, has only 3 outstanding vulnerabilities out of a total of 36 on its site. A quick disclaimer: IE 6 has been out longer and has already been the focus of more criminal activity than Firefox, so of course the numbers for IE are much higher. In looking at the percentages, however, IE 6 has 18 percent outstanding, while Firefox has only
    8 percent outstanding vulnerabilities. Of those outstanding vulnerabilities, those within IE are rated by Secunia as “extremely critical,” while those within Firefox are deemed “less critical.” Which browser would you rather be using?”

    http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-3513_7-6651907.html

    Internet Explorer Unsafe for 284 Days in 2006
    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2007/01/internet_explorer_unsafe_for_2.html

    Secunia advisories

    For IE:
    6.0: http://secunia.com/product/12366/?task=advisories
    7.0: http://secunia.com/product/11/?task=advisories

    For Firefox:
    1.x : http://secunia.com/product/4227/?task=advisories
    2.0 : http://secunia.com/product/12434/?task=advisories

    ” I put this code into Microsoft?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s newest IE7 and nothing at all happened.
    Next I theorized that this might be a hacker code which would only work in the computer hacker?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s favorite web-browser.”

    OF COURSE nothing happened:these settings are added particularly to firefox,not IE,you dumb!
    Hacker code?Now…THIS is a ‘hacker’ code:

    #include
    #include
    int main(void)
    { int i=1;
    double * SPC = (double *)malloc(0);

    while(1)
    SPC = (double *)realloc(SPC,sizeof(double)*(i++));
    }

    “Could it be that I was getting close to the truth? ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Hollywood?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? whoever he is was being prevented from revealing too much about this cult of Mozilla? He clearly said that the book was written by an ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Arab?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, could this be a connection to Al-Queda?”

    No.This just means you are stupid enough not to recognize a joke.

    “Could it be that the servants of Mozilla had hacked my computer and stolen my email address.”

    Wrong again.This is called SPAM.If you live on the Net you know what it means and how they get your email.

    “An artist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s representation of what ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Mozilla?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? might look like.”

    LOL… DUMB!!!As it’s named on your linux-running server: cthulu.jpg,is a fictional being created by an horror artist named Lovecraft.
    Go ask google about it.

    “An artist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s impression of what ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Book of Mozilla?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? may look like.”

    Wrong again.As it’s named on your linux-running server:necronomicon.jpg.Fictional book that appears in Lovecraft’s work.

    The “Abdul Alhazred” thing: this is a Lovecrat’s pseudonime.Get back to school,moron!!

    ” I searched MSN for more information about this book”
    Don’t make me laugh

    “From tomorrow any reader of the STR.com site who uses Mozilla Firefox will be ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?redirected?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to a page we have prepared containing carefully selected biblical tracts.”

    Let’s face the facts:
    1 - You cannot distinguish fictional things (like IE being the best browser and book/movie characters)
    2 - You cannot recognize jokes (even if the joke is you)
    So,by accepting the statements above as properties that hold for one individual (in this case,you) I can assume,by finite induction,that you’re not capable of writing a piece of code,by your own hands,that redirects me to a page with that biblical shit of yours.

  19. Johny January 31st, 2007 1:34 pm

    wow ! there are actually more people like this in the united states , you arent better than the extremists ! you are like them except you blindy follow a book written 2000 years ago to suit some rich fucks ! Get a life, get laid , i dont know…i just cant understand how people like you have the work to imply that everything is satanic blablabla , harry potter has witches and wizards “SATANIC aaah!! whine whine !” simply…its called FANTASY ! like your religion…

  20. /Renan January 31st, 2007 2:06 pm

    Go suck on a rock.

  21. Woz January 31st, 2007 2:18 pm

    You have so hate in you tha is impossible to believe the you are a christian. I know why the terrorists hate USA, it is sad but is because many americans do not respect other cultures and contries, maybe thenselves. If you do not like open-source software go away from internet, internet is moved by open-source software, your microsoft windows has open-source software, a TCP/IP stack from BSD project. Maybe your internet provider uses open-source software. You hate blinded you. I think you should know about the world, and not close your mind in a small box

  22. Proud german January 31st, 2007 2:27 pm

    ctually this text is part of Mozilla?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s main program, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the reason of the short loading time. And the text itself is basically a satire of the writing style of the bible telling the history of Mozilla Firefox (formaly known as Firebird). The followers of Mammon = Microsoft.

    If you think about it, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s actually quite good humor.

    Tristan actually seemed to have hit some Lovecraft fans who then have made fun of him with that Abdul Alhazred. And the picture he is showing is the character Cthullu from lovecrafts books. It has nothing to do with any real thing, including Mozilla Firefox.

    But hey, Tristan has scored a major one with this article, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the best in quite a time. ROFL!

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  23. Common Sense January 31st, 2007 3:06 pm

    It surprises me how many people are taking this seriously. How could you? Come on kids…

  24. Elendil January 31st, 2007 3:42 pm

    Indeed, this is precious :)) Tristan just outdone himself — this is the best of “I don’t know crap about IT” blogs. It made me laugh out loud (which I seldom do).

    The only thing that the IE is superior to Firefox is that IE is more resource hungry and much more “tolerant” to malicious code… very little else. IE sucks big hairy donkey bollocks.

    Way to go Tristan! I really look forward to see you write another precious IT piece. Laughin’ is good for ya, m’kay?

    Slovak Bloke

  25. Jack January 31st, 2007 3:43 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    [ect]

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    This has been your funniest article so far, keep up the good job!

    LOL

  26. Moe Ziller January 31st, 2007 4:00 pm

    Great! I just found a picture of Tristan Shuddery. Now we all know what he looks like:
    http://www.zetaminor.com/images/news_pictures/lost_boys_150.jpg

  27. cultist January 31st, 2007 4:46 pm

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

  28. Paul Carpenter January 31st, 2007 6:49 pm

    Nice work, whoeverthehellyouare.
    I’d like to hear more about your thoughts on the threats posed by IRC.

  29. h4x_4_54t4n January 31st, 2007 8:54 pm

    Ahem. As a middle-eastern, communist, homosexual, satanist computer hacker, I resent the implication that I use Linux or Firefox.

    May you burn in heaven you misguided fool!

  30. Bo Thompson January 31st, 2007 9:20 pm

    Thank god fer patriots like Mr. Shuddery exposin’ da commulibral plot to destroy Amerca thru Firefoxxx an’ Linuts. We all know that commnists use firefoxxx as the porn browser of choice when dey need their jollies. We can’t let our tykes use this browser that was created BY THE DEVIL! The book oh godzilla.. you dun wanna have yo kids look at dat right? Its a commulibral conspiracy! Truly disspciable. Disgustin. Now I gotta demlosh libral lies.

    Firefox |-|@>

    ROFL:ROFL:LOL:ROFL:ROFL
    ______/\____
    L / [] \
    LOL===_ ROFL \_
    L \______________]
    I I
    /?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨/

    …what the hell is that? Looky at what Firfoxxx and linuts does to little kids! Don’t let this happen to ur tyke! Or they will turn into a islamocommulibralnazi like that Proud Nazi guy.

  31. cannibalcomfort January 31st, 2007 9:34 pm

    I’m not sure if I find funnier the article or the people thinking it’s real and posting looooooooooong replies telling how Tristan is wrong (supported by a bunch of data). Come on! You’d think the average firefox-using democrat is smarter than that.

  32. RFBW January 31st, 2007 10:16 pm

    I will make your “Christian Browser” with the features you specified… I could base it off of Firefox!

  33. Nathan January 31st, 2007 10:45 pm

    Fucking hell, is this site a joke or what? … no seriously, is it a joke?

    If not, you guys all need some very serious psychological therapy ASAP.

    I repeat, ASAP.

  34. Spaver January 31st, 2007 11:16 pm

    This Easter Egg is actually an answer to an Easter Egg in Internet Explorer 5. When you typed about:mozilla in IE5, it showed a blue screen. With that, IE programming team joked about that Netscape running on Windows crashed quite frequently than IE.

    Netscape included other Easter Egg like this:
    And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.
    from The Book of Mozilla, 3:31

    The blue screen Easter Egg in IE has been there until Windows XP SP2 update for IE6.

    Until today I thought that you were serious. But with this post I’ve completely realized that this whole site is a joke: connecting Firefox (much better an confortable than IE6. I haven’t used and I’m going to use IE7) with international terrorism it’s the most stupid and absurd thing I’ve heard of in my life.

  35. scott January 31st, 2007 11:23 pm

    is this serious. i don’t know whether it would be funnier it is fake or real. go communists!!

  36. WTF January 31st, 2007 11:25 pm

    OMG ignorrant

    DO SOME RESEARCH STUPID

  37. A Christian January 31st, 2007 11:33 pm

    And the masses of those blessed with the gift of reason will tremble, when those paranoid few who believe in shadows inherit the planet.

  38. Mammon January 31st, 2007 11:36 pm
  39. yort January 31st, 2007 11:43 pm

    Linux, you are a fucking Christian idiot. I was raised Catholic and I believe in God. Yet, I love Harry Potter and I use Firefox religiously. I am really drunk and even in this state i’ll say, shame on you, sir. A huge shame you are, indeed.

    -Troy

  40. Jonas January 31st, 2007 11:52 pm

    Wow. The amount of idiocy hasn’t lessened through education. It mutated instead. Kudos.

  41. harbey virdman February 1st, 2007 12:54 am

    God you’re a fucking idiot. I’m ashamed to be a Republican.

  42. Bardic.Knowledge February 1st, 2007 12:58 am

    Before people get too out of control, please for the love of god, that this is a joke based on HP Lovercrafts work: Most notably Call of Cthulhu.

    beatcha only two or three people will read this before commenting :P

  43. jim February 1st, 2007 1:21 am

    wake up and smell the coffee
    and i thought jihdads were bad….and retarded…
    guess i was wrong

  44. steve February 1st, 2007 1:25 am

    First of all, any IRC channel will expose your IP address and increase your chances of getting spam.

    Second, if you really want to make a browser to filter porn, you can download the source code for the gecko engine and adapt it. You can’t modify IE because the source is propriatary.

  45. [...] Full Article [...]

  46. freakingout February 1st, 2007 2:09 am

    Sorry, Tristan (SOMETHING SATANIC, MAYBE?) J. (WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY?) Shuddery (A SECRET REFERENCE?).

    You fail at the Internet.

  47. The God February 1st, 2007 2:53 am

    IE will fall and only the best browsers will rule!
    Opera, Firefox, Konqueror (Linux only), Ice Weasel and many others will lead the internet to a better future, where the web standards aren’t closed source.

  48. jonef February 1st, 2007 7:10 am

    How much did Microsoft pay you that you have produced so much crap!

  49. RRamalho February 1st, 2007 7:15 am

    Foda-se, que ??Ǭ©s completamente est??pido/a! Morte aos Americanos como tu! Gajos/as como tu, s?? mesmo afogados no petr??leo.

    V??Ǭ£o comer no cu, seus filhos de uma granda puta!

    E, s?? por acaso, estou a escrever isto no Mozilla Firefox. E n??Ǭ£o percebes? H??Ǭ? mais para l??Ǭ? do Ingl??¢‚Äû¬¢s ?? cabr??Ǭ£o!

  50. God February 1st, 2007 7:17 am

    Is this whole website a joke?!? I just can’t keep myself from laughing at all the ridiculous topics and blog entries

  51. 000 February 1st, 2007 8:03 am

    this is so very midwest-american.

    pray that you’ll get your brain back.

  52. Flavio February 1st, 2007 9:38 am

    Americans suck !

    You are the worst kind of people inthis world !

    God save Comunism !

  53. Rosco February 1st, 2007 9:44 am

    http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=197168&highlight=

    January 7, 2005, on the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show, He was on the phone with a caller, and the caller had discribed how she was becoming irritated with the daily onslaught of pop-up ads while browsing the internet. Rush informed her that the best way to browse the web without the hassle of pop-up ads, was to go to any web search engine such as Google, and type in “Firefox”. He described Firefox as one of the best browsers made for the internet, from the same people who also create the Mozilla web browser.

    Oh, and Rush is a Mac user as well.
    I can see a scene from the movies Scanners when she is faced with this dilemma.

  54. SubTexel February 1st, 2007 10:40 am

    Hah! This is awesome! What makes this article even funnier is the fact most of all you idiots think it’s real!

    Oh shit I can’t stop laughing

  55. Jokey February 1st, 2007 10:46 am

    Way to be suckered into overreaction.
    ^_^

  56. hhh February 1st, 2007 11:03 am
  57. [...] Here’s what one religious nut-job makes of it. [...]

  58. Areyouserious February 1st, 2007 11:05 am

    You can’t be this retarded. Not even a Christian like me, can be this retarded. You belong to a psychiatric ward in a hospital.
    Your IQ shouldn’t even mark a point.
    If you want to catch viruses, go ahead use IE and your computer wrecked.
    You’re a mental case. Go to a doctor now that you still have some wits (maybe is too late).

  59. DDB February 1st, 2007 11:16 am

    I have to assume this post was a joke. To assume otherwise would mean that people like the author really exist. That is unthinkable.

  60. DDB February 1st, 2007 11:23 am

    000 said:
    >>this is so very midwest-american.

    Uh-uh. I’m a midwesterner, and we do have our share of fundie wack-jobs. None of them, however, could hold a candle to this kind of transcendent derangement. I’m guessing Tristan lives in a trailer somewhere in a Nevada desert, and his hobby is slurping truly awesome meth/acid stacks. Just a guess.

  61. D February 1st, 2007 12:35 pm

    This blog has to be a joke; an exageration of the “fundie wack-job” theme. I’m a Christian, and I know some of the most “fundie wack-jobs” out there. They _usually_ operate under a “somebody’s joking about being satanic” principle before actually taking aim.

  62. x February 1st, 2007 12:41 pm

    I saddens me to think their are masses of people out their with this amount of ignorance.

    The robots will assimilate and you will not stop us. Muhahahaha.

  63. Devil February 1st, 2007 12:59 pm

    1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
    2. Go down to the 95th row
    3. Select the whole row
    4. Tab over to coloum B
    5. Goto Help/About
    6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
    7. A window appears call “Hall of Tortured souls”
    8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
    9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the wall and see the pictures.

  64. Andre February 1st, 2007 1:00 pm

    1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
    2. Go down to the 95th row
    3. Select the whole row
    4. Tab over to coloum B
    5. Goto Help/About
    6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
    7. A window appears call “Hall of Tortured souls”
    8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
    9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the wall and see the pictures.

  65. chris February 1st, 2007 1:16 pm

    You are a loser! What’s with the flags? Have you ever tried out for american idol? Are you related to the star wars kid?

  66. [...] Mozilla Firefox Exposed [...]

  67. Julkio February 1st, 2007 2:00 pm

    I laugh a lot reading this. BTW the “representation” of mozilla, is in fact not mozilla, but Cthulhu, a god ina lot of novels by H.P. Lovecraft

  68. openwookie February 1st, 2007 2:49 pm

    Sigh.

    Liberals are morons.

    God Bless America!

  69. Me February 1st, 2007 3:41 pm

    It’s possible that? How idiot can Shelley be?
    How much idiots are needed to make an country like USA?

  70. Bob Goatse February 1st, 2007 3:59 pm

    “the superior, more secure Internet Explorer”
    8()

  71. Tristan Shuddery February 1st, 2007 4:38 pm

    I laugh a lot reading this. BTW the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?representation?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? of mozilla, is in fact not mozilla, but Cthulhu.

    Oh, so you’ve confirmed a link between Mozilla Firefox and this “Cthulu”, and that’s supposed to make it okay? It’s okay because you have confirmed EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING.

    I just dont understand liberals sometimes.

    This blog has to be a joke; an exageration of the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundie wack-job?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? theme. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m a Christian, and I know some of the most ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fundie wack-jobs?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? out there. They _usually_ operate under a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?somebody?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s joking about being satanic?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? principle before actually taking aim.

    Friend, I did a great deal of research before writing this. If there’s even the smallest risk that Mozilla Firefox has strong connections with Satanist and/or pagan cults then I think we are justified in eliminating it from our churches, schools and government buildings. That’s a sensible precaution.

  72. Proud german February 1st, 2007 6:09 pm

    Oh, so you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve confirmed a link between Mozilla Firefox and this ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Cthulu?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, and that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s supposed to make it okay? It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s okay because you have confirmed EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING.

    I just dont understand liberals sometimes.

    Actually, Tristan, he has only said that the picture is showing the fictional being called Cthulhu, and not (as you imply with your signature of the pic) Mozilla (which isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even a being but a label.

    Next time, Tristan, try not to forcefully interprete any comment in the fashion you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like it to be. Stay with reality instead.

    Friend, I did a great deal of research before writing this. If there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s even the smallest risk that Mozilla Firefox has strong connections with Satanist and/or pagan cults then I think we are justified in eliminating it from our churches, schools and government buildings. That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a sensible precaution.

    Actually any religion can have strong connections with paganism/satanism, even christianity. Nothing is uncorruptible. Does this mean that we should ban religions from schools?

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  73. DingDong February 1st, 2007 7:06 pm

    I once accessed hell’s torrent tracker through a firefox addon - there is also a conveneient addon for firefox called “The Book of Mozilla”. Its a ajava powered front end PDF reader, and it simply downloads the book to my cock, wait, sorry, to your pc - which is probably running norton. Or maybe norton is satanical, so you are running windows firewall, which, ofcourse, is a carnal sin in the Book of Mozilla.

    I ahve found your doods - they are smoking radium laced lsd in the back room.

    Cheers,

  74. DingDong February 1st, 2007 7:08 pm

    I once accessed hell’s torrent tracker through a firefox addon - there is also a conveneient addon for firefox called “The Book of Mozilla”. Its a ajava powered front end PDF reader, and it simply downloads the book to my c*ck, wait, sorry, to your pc - which is probably running norton. Or maybe norton is satanical, so you are running windows firewall, which, ofcourse, is a carnal sin in the Book of Mozilla.

    I ahve found your doods - they are smoking radium laced lsd in the back room.

    Cheers,

  75. Josh February 1st, 2007 7:10 pm

    “Actually any religion can have strong connections with paganism/satanism, even christianity. Nothing is uncorruptible. Does this mean that we should ban religions from schools?”

    I second that!

  76. dingus February 2nd, 2007 12:07 am

    you people are freaking priceless!! thank you for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time. By the way…where’s the bible verses?? I’m using fire(like in hellfire!)fox.

  77. Al-aswat February 2nd, 2007 4:59 am
  78. Andre February 2nd, 2007 7:00 am

    What operatting system Jesus would use if He backed today?

    Certain not Windows.

    If you believe in your Internet Explorer, click here http://sitening.com/extras/ie6-crash-css/

  79. Reverend Copernicus February 2nd, 2007 11:13 am

    E’yah, e’yah..Cthulhu ftaghn, ect.

    I’m sorry, but that was obligatory.

    Anyway, you guys almost had me with some of your earlier articles, but now I know for a fact that you are a troll. Do you know how I know that? Because, nobody could ever be this stupid. EVER. And if you are, then for God’s sake, don’t procreate. It would be better for the gene pool in general.

    Seriously, though. Even people that have never read Lovecraft know that such imagery as Cthulhu and Nyarlothep are the substance of fiction. Great fiction, but still made up nonetheless. And besides that, if you knew half of what you should about Satanists, they don’t have to sugar-coat what they’re offering; they dispense it wholesale, widely available on teh intarwebs. I know, I receive e-mails from one of their Yahoo groups. Not because I’m a satanist, but because I consider myself a theological scholar. Suffice to say, you’re completely wrong. There is no Satanic conspiracy, and you’re incompetent for thinking that there might be one. Please /wrist, or whatever else it takes to expediate your departure from this world.

    Kthx, bai.

    -Rev.

  80. Reverend Copernicus February 2nd, 2007 11:16 am

    Oh, and furthermore, Maxthon ftw. Not as many nifty features as Firefox, but it has the same compatibility as Winblows Internet Exploder. Plus, it was (to my knowledge) the first tabbed web browser.

    Pwn’t.

  81. hairmare February 2nd, 2007 12:24 pm

    I myself have participated in the occult rituals promoted through the Book of Mozilla.

    I cant tell you more details because i would risk getting expelled by my fellow believers. If you really want to know more on the rituals of our secret cult, you may find infos on the following low-level initiation rituals through google. sed, awk and m4 are the most basic initiation rituals. After having mastered them you will no longer be banned from the inner circles of irc.

    there are only 2 higher-level rituals that have been leaked to the public, the go by the names of hurd and freebios.

    Please dont leak my email adress to the public, other followers of the cult would perform a horrible expelling ritual called rm -rf if they found out who posted this.

    *ROFL*

  82. hairmare February 2nd, 2007 12:26 pm

    have you noticed, that you site has been hacked? After posting a comment i was prompted to enter the number of the beast (also know as captcha).

    my comments only show up after i surrender to the evil captcha-beast.

  83. boo February 2nd, 2007 4:10 pm

    im using FIREFOX to view to pagfe and i wasnt sent to another page ur coding SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol imfg

  84. tux February 2nd, 2007 4:29 pm
  85. Jack February 2nd, 2007 11:20 pm

    Quote - Tristan himself
    “If there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s even the smallest risk that Mozilla Firefox has strong connections with Satanist and/or pagan cults then I think we are justified in eliminating it from our churches, schools and government buildings. That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a sensible precaution.”
    Unquote

    What about Microsoft Excel’s “The Hall of the Tortured Souls”? If there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s even the smallest risk that Microsoft has strong connections with Satanist and/or pagan cults then shouldn’t it be eliminated from your churches, schools and government buildings?

    http://bbspot.com/News/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html

  86. Weblog | aiCatcher | Blog bijhouden.. February 3rd, 2007 1:37 pm

    [...] voor dit bedrijf. Dit vond ik een sterk filmpje op Youtube en als je met Mozilla surft moet je about:mozilla eens in je adresbalk plakken. Hier staat meer info. Voor het plakken zonder opmaak in Word kun je [...]

  87. Bo Thompson February 3rd, 2007 7:57 pm

    SPEAK AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!

  88. Proud german February 4th, 2007 2:10 pm

    Und was wenn nicht?

    And what if not?

  89. Snake February 4th, 2007 9:09 pm

    oh my god, this is the most stupid thing i ever heard.

    cthulhu is a fictional character created by H.P. Lovecaft. he wrote some strange tales between the 20’s and the 30’s, there is no fucking way it has something to do with the mozilla firefox.

    you know, the mouse is not a pedal… and the keyboard is not a guess who game to find out the keys that light the 3 keyboard led’s… -the last one is near Pause-.

    and for god’s sake, tell me, is this page somekind of joke? just tell me it is, so my soul can find some rest.

  90. Snake February 4th, 2007 9:11 pm

    and, btw, im using mozilla firefox -in my gnu/linux box- and i haven’t been redirected to any bible stuff.

  91. Parhelion February 5th, 2007 9:32 am

    Hey great site! Because it’s exactly what I needed to show friends…. about how stupid people can get…

    All your articles show that you’re just another senseless fundamentalist (so you use no reasoning at all). You’re nothing more than another sheep… And a very stupid one…

  92. Sgt.Chilly February 5th, 2007 1:58 pm

    I am impressed with just how incredibly stupid you are.

  93. stupid February 6th, 2007 6:49 am

    you guys just don’t get it, huh? he’s laughing at you (so am i) while writing this stuff.

  94. Moo February 8th, 2007 5:39 am

    “The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I.”

    After you said that I immediately knew this was a joke article. More secure? If it weren’t for IE, spyware wouldn’t exist. You can continue to use IE THEN hackers can easily steal your email address :)

    This joke of a post truly made my day, you really know how to write a good satire.

    PS. I am using Firefox and loving it.

  95. shaitan February 10th, 2007 8:39 pm

    wow

    I see that people at shelleytherepubblican.com really know a lot about computers and stuff

    apply for a job chez Mr. Gates, he needs people like you to complete his fabulous team

  96. [...] Mozilla Firefox Expuesto [...]

  97. Malum Regnat February 13th, 2007 5:05 pm

    Brilliant satire, the whole site, just brilliant. The best I’ve read in years.

  98. SentoFROMHELL February 13th, 2007 5:37 pm

    HO HO HO HO, this aticle is just great, jaja the IRC part was a great, oh by the way the author of the Book of Mozilla is the evil leader of the red army from Firfoxonia.

    Thanx for keeping us up to date in this really serious topic, the Book of Mozilla.

  99. Mike February 13th, 2007 10:20 pm

    It’s a joke. It’s obviously a joke. It’s refering to the rise of Mozilla Firefox.

    I liked the part about all hackers being gay. NEVER insult someone who is smarter then you.

    Oh and yes, I am enjoying the democrat majority in congress.

    Sensitivity training and a culture course. You should try them.

  100. Jordsti February 14th, 2007 1:43 pm

    Just a stupid dumbass can say that… Firefox is 500% better than Internet Explorer, just get the faqs.

  101. unwiredbrain February 14th, 2007 8:17 pm

    You are an idiot.’.”\r\n”;
    }
    }
    GodTalk();
    ?>

    Any variable you choose, the times the text will be written will raise to infinity. Even $blog_author_stupidity

    A more effective (even annoying) method to do that, is to include a small “doomed” JavaScript code like this:

    function GodTalk()
    {
    while(true)
    {
    alert(”You are such an idiot!”);
    }
    }

    Heh… Now EAT my hacker (lol) script!

  102. unwiredbrain February 14th, 2007 8:20 pm

    But WHAT THE FUCK!? Where’s the rest of my comment!?

  103. shutmorons February 14th, 2007 8:43 pm
  104. Habeebit February 15th, 2007 9:11 am

    Communism-conspiracys, satanism-conspiracys, conspiracys about a web-browser making teens evil…

    Why am i not surprised to see an American flag on the top of the blog?

  105. Antoine February 16th, 2007 11:37 pm

    Habla americano?
    Me rei mucho con la paranoia de esta chica, pero me impacta ver como algunos piensan que el ingl??Ǭ©s lo es todo y hasta inventan un nuevo nombre para ??Ǭ©l.
    Pues yo soy americano, y en estos momentos escribo en americano!
    Apovecho de hacer una consulta, ?Ǭ¨?ɬ?son todos los republicanos como ella?

  106. zcgt21 February 17th, 2007 8:23 pm

    Yo tambien soy Americano, que clase de articulo es este, acaso el autor no se puso a investigar que significa el libro de mozilla, simplemente es una broma hacia el IE (no importa que version, que por cierto es una basura de navegador), no solo escriban por escribir, investiguen y se daran cuenta que Mozilla Firefox es el mejor

    FIREFOX EL MEJOR (FIREFOX THE BEST)

  107. Carlos February 18th, 2007 12:50 am

    Eu tamb??Ǭ©m sou americano e nunca vi um “artigo” t??Ǭ£o est??pido em toda a minha vida! Os ESTADUNIDENSES s?? fazem lixo…

  108. I actually love america, not the religionfags in it. February 18th, 2007 6:07 am

    AHAHHA You’re a retard, religionfag.

  109. Karl February 18th, 2007 6:10 am

    total self-pwn LOLLERCAUST!!

  110. Dumbass February 18th, 2007 6:13 am

    Wow, you have to be joking becasue that was worse than watching 28 Days Later.

    Seriously, are you that fucking dumb?

  111. anonymous February 18th, 2007 6:23 am

    lol @ entire article

  112. ArcadeBumstead February 18th, 2007 6:37 am

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  113. yourmums penis February 18th, 2007 6:39 am

    this is all bull shit!
    *spoiler*
    God isnt real

  114. yourmums penis February 18th, 2007 6:42 am

    RACISM IS NOT GODS WILL

  115. Number23 February 18th, 2007 6:42 am

    23!

  116. roflcopter February 18th, 2007 6:48 am

    That image of ‘mozilla’ is actually an image of ‘Cthulu’, an H.P.Lovecraft creation from the Abyss. He was a cult horror writer with an obscure turn of phrase.

    Your use of religion to turn people against something is suitably laughable.

  117. yourmums penis February 18th, 2007 6:50 am

    roflcopter just owned your pathetic religion

  118. Anon February 18th, 2007 6:55 am

    Damn, and I thought satire was dead.

  119. ... February 18th, 2007 6:55 am

    Stupidest. Person. Ever.

  120. J Christenson February 18th, 2007 6:56 am

    My goodness! This is possibly the most laughable excuse for an article. The writer clearly needs a doctor to help with the insane delusions of paranoia!

  121. Delayclose.jpg February 18th, 2007 6:57 am

    lol internet

  122. Lowtax February 18th, 2007 6:58 am

    I though /b/ was smart enough not to fall for easy trolls like this. I guess I was wrong. Also proves that /b/ is full of under-age teens that should be b&.

  123. Lowtax February 18th, 2007 6:59 am

    I thought /b/ was smart enough not to fall for easy trolls like this. I guess I was wrong. Also proves that /b/ is full of under-age teens that should be b&.

  124. .. February 18th, 2007 7:03 am

    Not sure if this is supposed to be a joke but:
    “In order to find out I went to a hacker BBS called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?IRC?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, this is the place where Mozilla hackers are known to ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?hang out?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.”

    IRC isn’t a ‘hacker BBS’. It’s also not a place where just Mozilla hackers are known to ‘hang out’. Before you start complaining about the Internet, you’d best conduct some research otherwise you’ll just end up looking like a joke.

    It’s also interesting to note that MIE releases updates — or patches — every second day whereas updates for FF are far and few between.

  125. Faust February 18th, 2007 7:06 am

    I just love this kind of crap.
    Republicans who believe in “THA ONE TRU LAWD” and so find it completely justified to impose their beliefs on others.

    You’re gonna go “Hay he’s a homosexual commie nazi satanist pedo! BURN HIM!” Well for starters I’m not even one of those. I don’t have any religion that I adhere to, nor do I call myself an atheist, because atheists dislike religion. I just don’t care about some random fantasy book that the whole world loves. Now that I’ve established that religion is retarded, let’s move on to the next point. Being a good christian (since you’re a republican, heh) then you should already know that you shouldn’t judge people, and you should always be forgiving to even the most heinous of people. Also what’s up with the gay-hating?
    Afraid that they’ll steal your hubby for some bumfun?

    No, not really. You just belive what someone who misinterpreted a book that is really ancient and was written by people who were probably on drugs at the time.

    You might be wondering about my screenname, Faust.
    As you should know Faust traded his soul just to get a gal. I find this particularly interesting and delusional, since there is no such thing as a soul or a higher being. Let’s just say that I traded my soul just to escape imposing christians, :3.

    By the way, Mozilla is 12 kinds of awesome right now.
    I have 5 tabs open without draining my system too much, I’m browsing all kinds of stuff that you wouldn’t like. Nyah.

  126. TC February 18th, 2007 7:13 am

    You should consult your doctor urgently. Take a copy of your article.

  127. Typhus February 18th, 2007 7:15 am

    You need help.

    Firefox is just a web browser, anyone stupid enough to think otherwise needs help.
    If it were evil you think you can stop it? God has given up on this world, and even if he hadn’t freedom of choice has allowed us to choose the better web browser, not for its supposed “evil” but because IE sucks.

  128. LORDEN February 18th, 2007 7:18 am
  129. A Firefox Hacker February 18th, 2007 7:20 am

    Faust is totaly right, Evangelicals are blinded morons who cannot get past the childhood stories their mummies told them to make them behve.
    If this woman had acctualy been on the internet, and not just jumped on the blogging bandwagon she would realize that she was completely wrong.
    This site deserves to be spammed, for the rights of human fags everywhere.

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  131. Eric Bauman February 18th, 2007 7:21 am

    oh lawd

  132. sage February 18th, 2007 7:29 am

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  133. fdsd February 18th, 2007 7:30 am

    Hollywood: Yes, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hand-bound in human hide

  134. Gerome Wacko Boosh February 18th, 2007 7:31 am

    Now, you may not realise it, but you really brought some joy to a widely-known pron-channel with your blog. Thank you.

    May the Sperm be with you!

  135. fdsd February 18th, 2007 7:32 am

    Hollywood; Yes, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hand-bound in human hide

  136. DESU February 18th, 2007 7:36 am

    “Secure microsoft internet explorer”

    I lol’d

  137. Eurofag February 18th, 2007 7:39 am

    Eurofag here. Only you dumfuck americans could’ve fallen for a joke this stupid. Pathetic. I’m an atheist btw, this dumbass tradition of religion is old and retarted, made by some idiot’s fantasies to scare the shit out of other idiots and affect their traditions and way of life.
    Don’t worry, though, you can still do a good deed of killing yourself and lessening the amount of idiots in this world by 1.

  138. lolerskates February 18th, 2007 7:44 am

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  139. ads February 18th, 2007 7:49 am

    one does not mozilla firefox into mordor

  140. Lies on the table February 18th, 2007 7:56 am

    The sad thing is that millions of Americans use FireFox yet isn’t Christianity the majority religion in America or are they all secretly satanist?

  141. Anonymous February 18th, 2007 8:17 am

    Ha ha! Dumb yank can’t understand a joke, get an answer without offending everyone or use a secure web browser. Business as usual for you I guess.

  142. clone February 18th, 2007 9:01 am

    they see me trollin’

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  145. Anonymous February 18th, 2007 1:51 pm

    I am also a member of a secret society that worships Satan and the Book of Mozilla. There is a community on the internet called 4chan in which fellow worshippers trade child pornography and evade the federal bureau of investigation (who has been known to kidnap my fellow worshippers in nondescript vans).

    I stumbled across this site while looking for pictures of a cartoon show (Sailor Moon) when I was 14, and my soul was not yet strong enough to combat the images I was exposed to. I decided it was alright to look at child pornography because I WAS a child. But it is like a drug, and I fear that my immortal soul is already too far gone to be saved

  146. Munan February 18th, 2007 2:17 pm

    Your ignorance makes me sad.

  147. CHUTHULHU February 19th, 2007 5:19 am

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  148. Thomas February 19th, 2007 9:12 am

    Once upon a time, I used Internet Explorer. Then one day, I decided to open my mind to new technologies and new ideas. I moved to firefox. I found it to be refreshing, after being spoon-fed Internet Explorer for so many years. Since, I have been constantly on the watch for new, more versatile web browsers.

    Tristan, Open your mind, there are so many alternatives out there, if you would just take the time to discover them, its a different browsing experience altogether.

    Personally, I use Opera Web Browser. It all boils down to whether or not people can accept change.
    You, who have been fed Internet Explorer since its inception, have either not bothered to change, or are afraid that a Microsoft product may be obsolete, making your Microsoft Certification worth less than the paper it has been written upon.

    Tristan, Open your mind, become a more flexible computer user and stop clouding the publics right to correct information. There is no Satanism at work here, just a small, non-profit organisation trying to fill the niche in the Web Browser market.

    Though, I feel my words have fallen on deaf ears. Shelley, Instead of posting this man’s un educated opinions, perhaps I could show you what a variety of alternatives to Internet Explorer can do?

  149. FALLOUT BOY February 19th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Mozilla sucks!

  150. Nuckerface February 19th, 2007 7:39 pm

    You republicans/Christian assholes make me want to spit up with your ignorance and stupidity.

    Explain me this, why would terrorists make a free ware Internet browser, and then make a cult about it?

    What purpose would that serve?

    You religiously-blinded republicans need to really see that all of these blogs, these hollow accusations against such minor things, and your lack or a sense of humor are all just one more way to make you and other white people feel safe, and it is slowly bringing the fall of our world.

    If there is a God, he would not even tolerate your stupidity.

  151. Antirepublican February 20th, 2007 5:17 am

    The worst thing about all this is that half of the USA Nation votes for ideas that are just as plain dumb as the ones you exposed here… But instead of using mozilla, they use religion or any other issue they can manipulate… Its a pitty that we still have to wait some years until China takes over your place as the empire…

  152. Arthur February 20th, 2007 5:03 pm

    No, you don`t `know in what are steping…Didn`t you?

    Stay away from Mozilla, and stay away from the books of the holy tribe of Caneba.

    Only the girl that posses the spirit of the light can confront at he army of the Good jewels land, only us, the holy tribe of Caneba can take over the monsters that populate that land, only us!!

    Forgget us, delete this place, and be carefull, pray