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It oughta be clear to even the most drugged out liberal that ever cashed a welfare check that President Bush has the nation under control.? His State of the Union address laid out the path not only to victory in the War on Terror but just about every other problem that liberals accuse him of not doing anything about.? Not that liberals have any plan except to spend billions of dollars on programs that don?t have any hope of working.? Low unemployment, shaking off foreign oil dependence, putting ambulance chasers like John Edwards out of business and even coming up with a plan that let?s poor people have health insurance ? President Bush says ?yes, we can? while the liberals send out their Mexican maids to stock up pita and hummus so the terrorists have something to eat when they arrive on our shores.

The State of the Union

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Friends,

The other day Sony USA announced that they would ban pornographic movies from their next-generation DVD players called “Blu-Ray”. Any movie maker who attempts to distribute a pornographic movie on the Blu Ray platform will find their license revoked and all of their movies deactivated by Sony’s invention: DRM.

Thanks to this techology, Sony can make Blu-Ray players that are unable to play certain harmful disks. For example if a DVD is found to contain an overtly liberal or pro-terrorist message Sony can prevent every single one of their players from playing it. This fixes one of the biggest problems with the existing DVD players. Anybody can make old-style DVD content - even Al-Queda. There is no way to ensure that content developers are morally responsible.

Sony have taken taken a great moral lead: They’ve given us the freedom to be free from sickening filth and pornography. That’s just about the only freedom that counts in media today. We at STR.com wonder why other manufacturers have failed to take such a principled stand against one of the greatest threats that face America. In particular we wonder when makers of Linux based media players will give their products a moral upgrade.

Elegance and Sophistication: This amazing Sony Blue-Ray player can be yours for a mere $999. Great content such as Fox TV’s 24 will be on sale before March 2007, so there will be no shortage of great shows and movies to watch. This player includes the world’s most advanced DRM - the technology that guarantees your freedom to keep buying great products. By supporting DRM you are helping to protect American industry from evil foreign pirates and communist hackers, but best of all you are protecting your family from amoral foreign influences.

We are delighted to announce that the first ever trophy for the “Shelley The Republican Awards for Moral Leadership in Technology” go to Sony USA for the invention of Blue Ray. This is a device that every concerned Christian Conservative “early-adopter” in the USA will soon be lining up to buy.

I just FedEx’d the trophy below to Sony’s chairman Howard Stringer. One of the great things about Shelley’s technology awards is that each winner will get an absolutely unique trophy to display in their office. Just look at the trophy below: It’s been hand-crafted in solid alabaster by David, my son-in-law. This is a mark of just how much we respect progress:

Howard, this is for you:

We hope that the chairman of Sony USA has room in his office for this most impressive award. This technological marvel runs on twelve size-D batteries, stands at an imposing four ft high and weighs over 154lbs. If you press down it’s left-tallon it’s eyes light-up and it’s animatronic beak sings “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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This article has been brought to you by Stacy Fullerton.

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Today I would like to approach to you all and ask for your support for our American corporations and all the hard work they do.? I really wonder why people complain about US companies dealing with so-called enemies around the globe and want them to be prosecuted for “not sticking to the rules”. Rules that are imposed by the opposition as they consider them illegal such as delivering “military goods” to embargoed countries. All I can say to that kind of rules: They have done nothing but holding us back !
God bless(ed) America!
He did! America is the first and will be the last true superpower on the planet.
Picture source: Foxnews.comWe don’t fight a war with Iraq or Iran to merely save the population there from the ungodliness they are captured in, but also to help our people here in the US. It should be our major priority to secure our own people & our own country first! If this might result in any blood-shedding of “innocent” people in different countries, we can assure those people that they didn’t die in vain as they helped the US by buying our products. Furthermore by selling weapons to those countries we increase the chance of our enemies killing each other so we won’t have to.That’s why I absolutely approve of delivering guns or ammo to Africa e.g. Let them have it their way with them. If they use our weapons and turn them against each other to settle any tensions or frictions in their country then this is actually a good thing as we get rid of nations that only cause trouble in the world anyway!

Unfortunately there are embargoes with some of those trouble-making countries which make it difficult to get our products delivered to them legally. Luckily and thank to globalisation we can deliver those goods from our subsidiaries located abroad, unaffected by any embargoes. Now and then on the other hand some corporations get penalized for doing so. This is a complete outrage as all they are trying to do is save our country! It’s so important for us to make deals with those countries to have them controlled by us and nobody else! We must secure the American status of being superpower not only when it comes to the military but also in the economy!

So I ask you all again to support our big American companies such as IBM, Eaton or Honeywell. Those great US companies only act in our nation’s interest! There’s no-one more trustful and lion-hearted than the Americans who’ve kept trying for years & years to finally create a new world, worthy to live under God, and we won’t give in!

Stacy

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The Skypecast thing got changed to https://skypecasts.skype.com/skypecasts/skypecast/detailed.html?id_talk=300460

I’m just getting this set up right now.? I guess I’m supposed to write for a bit and then post it.?

9:03 - Condi is really pretty.? I hope she settles down after President Bush leaves office and has a family.? I’ll bet she’ll have some good lookin’ kids!

9:04 - Sen. Brownback would make a great president.? I’m glad he put the Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act.? He’d put some hurting on adult Democ-Rats

9:08 - It ain’t surprising that Republicans look nice than Democ-Rats

9:09 - There’s the man!? He looks just the same as he did in 2001!

9:10 - All them liberals that say he don’t like black people.? He just said hi to a couple of them!? They’ll figure out a way to make that a bad thing.

9:11 - There ain?t no one more unfeminine than Nancy Pelosi.? See how she tried to boss the president around?

9:13 - “Madam Speaker” but he don’t look too happy about it.? Can’t say as I blame him.

9:14 - President Bush cares about everyone!

9:15 - “democ-Rat” majority.? He’s got some kinda self-control not to spit when he says that

9:17 - He’s holding out the olive branch but the Democ-Rats prolly wanna just beat him with it

9:18 - 7.2m jobs!? Low unemployment!? AND he’s gonna balance the budget too without raising taxes.? Ain’t nobody like him!

9:18 - He gonna get rid of it in five years.

9:19 - Sorry, Hillary’s more unfeminine.? Them Democ-Rats is gonna cry when he gets rid of earmarks

9:20 - Get rid of entitlements - we’re gonna have a surplus if he can get that done!? Looks like Teddy K oughta be eating some Special K!

9:22 - No Child Left Behind really is gonna get him in the history books.? No more of this liberal “it don’t matter what the right answer is” style of teaching.

9:23 - Y’all don’t worry about the health care stuff.? He’s just trying to make the Democ-Rats feel good.? He wouldn’t have said that stuff about the budget if he really meant it.

9:24 - Still, it’s a pretty good idea to give folks a tax break they can buy health insurance with.? The man thinks outside the box!

9:25 - Medical Liability Reform - didja hear all them lawyers like John Edwards booing?? Or were they Boo-Hoo-ing!

9:27 - Well, I aint’ sure we oughta let the Meheecans in.? We oughta kick them out and the crime rate will drop like Michael Moore chasing a cheeseburger of the Empire State Building.? At least ain’t saying “Amenesty”.

9:29 - Strength through energy independence!? Again, y’all don’t worry about all the hippy talk.? He don’t mean it.

9:32 - Look at them Democ-Rats jumpin up like monkeys!? You can just say the word “alternative” and they start getting all happy like your retarded cousin.

9:33 - Democ-Rats watch out!? Y’all better stop blocking every single one of President Bush’s judicial picks

9:34 - Damn towelheads!? We’re gonna kick your butt!? I still get choked up when I think about 9/11.? Them towelheads don’t know what they started!

9:36 - “things that did not happen”.? That’s right!? You can’t tell liberals about that.? Liberals ain’t happy until stuff blows up.? When you point out we ain’t had another terrorist attacks they start whining about freedom

9:37 - We’re at war, liberals, and it ain’t gonna stop until we win.? If we stop short?of the goal then we all die. They will throw us all in a concentration camp and make us stick our butts out to Mekka

9:39 - Let’s go after Iran right now!? We’re already in the neighborhood.? We’ll just go over and borrow a cup of sugar…and then kick their butts.? Once we got them under control then Iraq will calm down.

9:40 - “What every terrorist fears most is human freedom”.? Boy, that man knows how to give a speech!? You don’t wanna run into Condi in a dark alley, boy!

9:42 - We done so much in Iraq but ain’t nobody wanna give us any credit.? Iran’s trying to take over the Middle East.? I bet he had a pact with Saddam.? Too bad it weren’t a suicide pact!

9:45 - We don’t leave our friends!? We don’t cut and run!? We’re AMERICANS!? We stay until it’s over.

9:46 - He got the troop number just about right.? We almost got Iraq under control so we don’t need all that many guys.

9:47 - Time for Iraq to stop mooching off the US like them welfare mothers do.

9:48 - I hope they call the new plan Operation No Safe Haven.? We gotta get them boys under control or we’re gonna lose every freedom we fought so hard to win.

9:50 - Them liberals ain’t gonna give?the New Way Forward?a chance but they still ain’t got a plan.

9:51 - More soldiers to fight the War on Terror!? Can you hear the towelheads wailing right now? :-)

9:52 - Where are all of the “no nukes” hippies when it comes to Iran?

9:53 - Looks like Pelosi got some extra botox.? Did you see her pinkie ring?

9:55 - We could cut out a whole bunch of money if we cut out that AIDS program.? Kinda sounds like he’s supporting homosexuals

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UPDATE

Tristan showed me how to set up a “SkypeCast” to talk about the great job President Bush did during the State of the Union.? It’s gonna start at 10pm.? Click Here to?join in!?

It’s our duty as Americans to watch President Bush tell us his plans for continuing to make America better.? He’s gonna be speaking at 9pm EST and I hope the Democ-Rats will show some respect for him.?

Mrs. Goodman asked that I write down my thoughts here as the speech happens so I’ll do that.? I guess you can also do some kind of conference calling with that Skype program called skypecasting.? If anyone’s interested, I’ll ask Tristan to help me set it up after President Bush is done.? Look on the contact page and send me an email or leave a voicemail if you’re interested.?

God is Love!

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You can’t leave the safety of your own house without getting smacked dead in the face with smut.? Swelling cleavages on the magazines at the grocery store, vile profanity on the radio, hardcore pornography on television 24 hour a day and seven days a week - even during Christmas!? You can’t even drive your truck down the street without seeing a cuss word on the bumper of some car.? Step outside and there’s Satan surrounded by about twenty seven homosexuals all waiting to rip out your soul and attempting to perform unspeakable acts on you and your family.

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It’s gotta stop.? Now.

Psalm 101:3 says “I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.”? As always, ain’t nobody says it like God.?? It’s time to stop cleaving and start hating.

A lot of Christians just throw up their hands and accept whatever Satan throws at them.? How many times have you found yourself at the check out line in the Piggly Wiggly confronted by the filthy picture?of a pregnant, naked harlot selling her body and the body of her pre-born child and you just shrugged and silently put your pork rinds on the counter?? How many times have you found yourself snapping the radio off in disgust as yet another Negro says words that would get you and me stabbed and then put it out of your mind?? I’ve heard that television networks are bidding to show Brokeback Mountain unedited in prime time.? And y’all will just sit there, shrug your shoulders and throw up your hands.

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That’s the same thing as inviting Satan into your home.??And once he gets into your neighborhood he’s gonna go door to door collecting every single soul he can get his hooves on.? Do you really wanna be responsible for being the first family on your block to rent your guest bedroom to Satan?

It’s time to organize.? Vic Eliason of Crosstalk America and Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association are hatching a plan to drive smut and indecency from the shores of America and back to Yurp and Asia where it came from.?

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The?plan is simple?- Create a network of concerned citizens to police neighborhoods for signs?of public smut and decadence.? These “smut sherrifs” (I just came up with that name but it’s a pretty good one!) will?create a nationwide database that allows decent Americans to make informed choices on where to shop.? But that ain’t all!? Each smut sherrif is deputized to act on behalf of the American Decency Association.? That means that if the store acts in accordance to God’s prinicples, they can put a sticker on the door that’d say something like “This is a smut free zone”.

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If they don’t, then the smut sherrif can politely tell the owner?about the damage they’re doing to the community and their business by allowing?Satan to act as a silent partner.? If they owner sees the light (so to speak!)?and?gets rid?what the smut sherrif tells him to, then he gets a sticker!? If he don’t, then we send an action alert to our members who’ll?organize a?boycott of the store, write letters and?make phone calls until Satan can’t stand it no more and gets outta Dodge.

It probably ain’t gonna take no more?than one or two smut sherrifs per town to clean up most of the local businesses.? Once that’s done, I’ll bet you’re gonna see a big turn around!? With 99% of the sin taken away, more people will see the error of their ways and high-tail it back to church.? More Born-Again Americans means a more moral America and then ain’t no one gonna watch weekly perversions like Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy.? The sponsors will stop supporting it and maybe Ford will stop supporting the homosexual agenda and start focusing on making good America cars again.

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So c’mon, Christians Soldiers!? Let’s all take God’s advice - Stop cleaving and start hating!

God is Love!

BBN

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Today marks the 34th anniversary of the American Holocaust which so far had killed more than 60 million Americans.? 60 million Americans.? That?s more than ten times the reported number of Jews killed during WWII and yet Americans just yawn and turn on Wife Swap instead.? It?s time to put an end to baby killing.? If y?all can?t see that it violates God?s laws, then what about the Constitution?? A pre-born don?t get the right to confront his or her accuser ? that breaks the 6th amendment.? Having the brains sucked out of your head, well, I?d call that ?cruel and unusual? and that violates the 8th amendment.? And the poor murdered baby certainly didn?t get any ?due process? as the 14th amendment requires.? The Declaration of Independence say that we are all endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, among them life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.? So why do we deny that privilege to over 60 million Americans?

The American Holocaust

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Friday last came the shocking news that Chinese aggressors have been using illegal weaponry to destroy satellites in space. This act was an act of aggression. This act violated the law of space. This act ignored the well-established protocol, written both in international law and sanctioned by God that space belongs to us. Space belongs to the US.

Top scientists, defense experts and military intelligence are for once all agreed that the threat posed by China is deadly. Within a matter of years, these dangerous people could have the power to destroy the great satellite infrastructure that God has helped America build up in recent years.

A Chinese missile. Heading your way soon!It’s bad enough that the Chinese Communo-fascists intend to destroy television; intend to stop us talking on the phone; aim to prevent us getting any weather information.

It’s absolutely terrifying to think that they could take control of our weapons defense systems and destroy this great nation. And make no mistake that that is their true intent and has been for decades.

Here is a (mild) sample of anti US trash talk from China’s spiritual leader and the father of their current Communo-fascist political system, Chairman Mao:”All military bases of the United States on foreign soil are so many nooses round the neck of U.S. imperialism. The nooses have been fashioned by the Americans themselves and by nobody else, and it is they themselves who have put these nooses round their own necks, handing the ends of the ropes to the Chinese people…”

Is he so angry because he has bad teeth?

And what are we doing about the slitty-eyed bastards? (Are we even allowed to say that in these crazy Politically Correct times or has Nancy Pelosi made us change their title to something else: maybe like “our friends and leaders”?). What do the Democ-rat Congress and Senate intend to do about this clear and present danger? How does the Evil Empire of the future fit into their much vaunted “100 day plan”?

Still wondering?

Me too.

It seems so far that Congress is going to do nothing other than let our Chinese enemies build up more weapons and make yet more money by flooding the American market with poorly built plastic products. For shame! They’ve attacked space. They’ve attacked us. How bad does it have to get before we act?

Of course, the Democrats do nothing. But if good sense does manage to shake them from their complacency, the solution is here with us, thanks to the foresight of Republican leaders past and present. We have the weapons. We are under attack. Why don’t we use them? It’s not like there aren’t too many Chinese people anyway.

A Chinese propaganda cartoon. No, it doesn’t make me laugh eitherI hope and pray that someone heeds these words and that you won’t be remembering them sadly and wondering why you did nothing under that long dark night of Chinese dominance when all that is good and dear to us all has been destroyed by little yellow Communo-fascists.

May God Bless and Keep You All Safe From Harm,

Sam Johnston

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Friends, I want to thank each and every one of the STR Prayer team who asked God to save our dear friend Kent Hovind from the evil of the liberal dominated courts who wish to prevent him from spreading the gospel; unfortunately our prayers came too late to save dear Kent who will soon begin an unprecedented and entirely unfair ten year prison sentence. Kent’s only been sentenced for a day or so, and already we can see the liberal attack-dogs congratulating themselves for bringing this great man down. They are already plotting who their next victim will be… could it be another patriot like Pat Robertson? Could it be Shelley, me or even you? Perhaps they will target your children because they remember to say their prayers? Who knows what drives the liberal mind to such extraordinary vengeance.

Kent and his wife lived a life of humble poverty, dedicated to following Jesus’ example. Kent and Jo never drew a salary for their good work, and lived at the charity of the Creation Science Evangelism group. Why are these poor preachers being persecuted for tax evasion?

So the activist liberal judge says that Pastor Hovind owes the US Government a great deal of money - but did they count all the good he had done? Did they count the souls he helped save, and the kids he educated? Every single child who passes through Dinosaur Adventure Land gets to learn about how neo-Darwinism is a lie - would they have learnt that important message had Kent not done his best? Did they count the fact that he works for Jesus, the person who founded the USA, a higher authority than even the President? I put it to you that it is not Kent who owes the IRS, but the US government who owes Kent. But hold on a minute - didn’t the Bible say that holy people would be tested? Kent is yet another martyr for Jesus, willing to go to prison to stand up for what he thinks is right. I just know that God has a plan for him, and if that means he has to do ten years in a prison I am sure that Kent will face up to that plan with his usual dignity and moral courage. Heck, he might even get to teach some of his fellow prisoners about the exciting science of Intelligent Design - perhaps that is what God wants?

A tearful Hovind had hoped to avoid prison, telling the court, “If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach”. How can an American court doubt the word of a true Christian? Do they not know that our legal system is based on Christianity?

I’m delighted to announce, that this month’s charity will be the “Save Kent Hovind Fund”, we are going to get together and help pay off his tax bill. The sooner we get this great man out of jail, the sooner America will hear him preach the Gospel again. In the meantime, we would all draw courage from the wise words of Romans 8:31-39, words which I know will be comforting our dear friend at this very moment.

Finally, we at STR.com would like to an ounce a new petition which will be starting next week. We are going to ask for an official presidential pardon for Kent Hovind. Please add your prayers and other words of support for Kent below.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Friends,

Terrorism and Music… do you see the connection?

It’s not obvious but according to the our trade-organization, one of the greatest sources of funding of international terrorism is the pirate or “bootleg” music market. For too long Washington-liberals have soft-pedalled the music piracy problem, but where else do you think Osama Bin Laden gets his funding? Finally, the RIAA an organisation formed to defend the rights of America’s musicians has convinced the FBI that it’s time to cut-off Osama’s cash-supply. We at Shelley The Republican’s blog say that it’s not a moment too soon.

This man is known to law enforcement officials as “DJ Drama”, so called because he earns his money by playing music in clubs, an act known as DJing. He was arrested yesterday on a bail of $100000 on under the RICO act.

They might seem like innocent slackers or just typical liberals, but “hip-hop” or “gangsta-rap” musicians like “DJ Drama” are part of a global conspiracy to defraud hard-working American music-labels out of the money they are owed. Drama makes and sells music CDs called “mixtapes”. These are collections of ungodly porn-rock and jive-talk. Hip Hop lyrics are often explicitly pornographic and describe various criminal acts such as murder, robbery and gay-rape in shocking detail: No wonder it’s popular amongst unemployed democrats.

These “mix-tape” recordings are assembled by combining or “mixing” recordings made by a number of other renegade musicians who have chosen to operate outside of the RIAA: the organization whose job it is to ensure that music is not offensive or harmful to our families.

The RIAA is the federal organisation whose job it is to protect America from pornographic rock. Amazingly the law does not prevent artists like “DJ Drama” from operating outside this benevolent organization, however the consequences are plain for anybody to see: Would you want your kids listening to his hateful music?

Following violent incidents with other rap-stars like “Notorious BIG”, “Snoop Doggy Dog” and “Kurt Cobain” federal RIAA agents were able to apprehend these music thieves with the help of a SWAT team. At the scene of the arrest investigating officers found thousands of CDRs full of bootleg music, and computer equipment which had the ability to pirate more music. RIAA officials estimated that the retail value of the haul was in excess of seven million dollars.

I asked Dr. Sam Johnson to review this mix-tape. Apparently it contains nothing but hard-aggressive beats, lyrics that glamorize criminal activity and premarital sex. Why on earth would anybody wish to listen to such coarse material when we are blessed with Christian music which entertains and calms the soul. Please do not allow your children to listen to this filth.

What does this sorry incident teach us? Firstly we should take terrorism seriously: Osama’s friends are living amongst us in the USA and will stop at nothing to pervert your children with their evil music. Secondly we must thank Jesus that our Christian president is willing to commit his government to stamping out the twin-evils of hip-hop and bootlegging. We at STR.com hope that our government will use this opportunity to clamp down on hip-hop music, a hellish secularising force that America would be better off without.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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