Archive for February, 2007
Briefly Patriotic - More BBC Interview
Here’s more of the interview with the guy who claimed to be from the BBC but asked really stupid questions.
10 commentsLinux, The official OS of the Axis of Evil
Friends,
Not so long ago STR and I drew a great deal of fire from aggressive Linux using zealots for the ?crime? of pointing out that using Linux is contrary to the very spirit of American free enterprise. Such was the weight of this criticism that I was forced to re-examine my claims. Could I have got it wrong? Could over a thousand comments be incorrect?
No, we were not wrong - just as the Linux using trolls who like to bully sensible family-oriented conservative groups like ShelleyTheRepublican were trying to convince us that Linux is as American as Apple-Pie, it?s founder and long-time enemy of free-enterprise was busy selling Linux to known terrorists and members of what our President calls the Axis of Evil.
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RMS as he likes to be known to his hacker friends has convinced Cuba, one of the most evil nations of the entire world to adopt Linux as it?s official operating system. Henceforth the communist party which controls all aspects of life in this despotic regime of pure evil has made it illegal to buy the American made Microsoft Windows. Cubans who are denied freedom of choice by the repressive Marxist government are no longer allowed to buy Windows, because according to Fidel Castro, it is a ?product of our imperialist oppressor?. Why does Castro hate America? Why does he forbid Cubans from importing great American products like Windows Vista?Please do not take my word for it, instead read what Rob Enderle, principal analyst of the Enderle group has to say about this matter. This is from Rob?s column at ITBusinessEdge, one of the most highly trusted sources of Information Technology news, and one that I personally rely on to stay ahead of the pack:
Linux, which isn?t really a product in my mind, as it co-defines the Open Source movement, is a brand. This brand has attributes that have been created over time and generally, at least for those that use it, represents something positive.
For some it represents the freedom to look at and mess with code, for others it represents ?free? as in free beer, and for some it represents a strong weapon against capitalism, particularly with regard to software. I?m sure we could add some additional attributes, but the one that concerns me is this new concept that it is anti-American.
So what could turn Rob from a passionate Linux advocate three years ago into one of it’s most vocal critics? Like most of our readers, Rob is proud to be an American, and nothing is as ugly as the blind-prejudice of Anti-Americanism. He continues:
Can you imagine the NSA IT manager trying to get funding for a Linux based project right now? We are dropping into an extended election where the war in Iraq, terrorism, and nationalism are likely to be major battlegrounds. On the economic front, China remains a huge concern and in many battles it too is likely to come up, particularly as these battles are fought in areas where unions are strong.If I?m running against an incumbent (who probably has no clue about software at all) and I know some organization under them deployed Linux and that it is being positioned as anti-U.S., might I not use that in the election? ?Ladies and gentlemen I promise that under my administration we will not implement products like Linux that put the nation at risk, which contribute critical technology to the terrorists, and embolden our enemies.?
What a great election winning strategy. We at STR.com note with some dismay that Hillary Clinton, Al Gore and Barak Obama all have campaign sites which run on Linux. Could they display their utter contempt and loathing for America with any greater clarity than their choice of computer program? What’s so wrong with buying American? Windows Vista is the most technically advanced operating system ever built so why would Hillary Clinton prefer to use a product made by Eastern-European communists?

Anti-freedom activist and failed presidential candidate Albert Gore Jr claims to have invented the entire Internet, however in a display of arrogance and ignorance he has chosen to build his eco-lie website on a Linux web-server. Why does Al Gore hate America?
And if Rob Enderlie were correct, we would expect that the Pro-linuxists have begun exporting their anti-American philosophy and software to all of Democracy’s remaining enemies. As you might expect RMS has been selling his Linux software to communist governments like Venezuela and islamofascist rogue-states like Iran. As a result of this campaigning Iran now has a ?LUG?, a forum for pro-linux activism. Would they have achieved this if they had not first been provided with American technology to copy? Should we be comfortable that stolen American trade-secrets which have been put into Linux are now in our enemies hands?
These Cubans may appear harmless, but will that still be the case now that they have access to the stolen Linux technology? The USA once almost had to bomb the heck out of this trouble-making rogue-state, are they driving us to war once again? We Americans pray for peace every day, but unprovoked aggression cannot be ignored.
Let me spell this out to you: We are at war with an axis of evil who may already be using this stolen technology to help build the atomic weapons with which the Islamofascists hope will one day be used to kill your children. Please support the one American party who has not bought into the lie of Linux: The Republicans. Your votes and donations will help keep America and the world free of the triple threats of Communism, Islamofascism and Linux
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
151 commentsBriefly Patriotic - Don’t Walk “Mitt” Satan
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Mitt Romney.? What a handsome guy!? Nice family.? Nice hair.? Nice teeth.? He just might make a pretty good president ? if he wasn?t a Satanist.? I want you to listen a couple of facts about the Mormon quote religion endquote.?
Jessie L. Embry, The Mormon’s fifth president made a new law stating that blood brothers and sisters could marry.
Joseph Smith?s mother practiced palmistry, card-divination, and tealeaf reading.
Smith claimed an angel name Moroni gave him gold tablets and told him to start a new church.
Well, you?d have to be a moron-i yourself to fall for that kind of Satanic nonsense.? And you have to be a moron-i to vote for a polygamist.? Here in America we only have one First Lady.? Not forty-nine.
Briefly Patriotic - Don?t Walk ?Mitt? Satan
4 commentsGodTube - A Slippery Slope?
Did you know that sometimes the best way to make your point is to ask a rhetorical question?? It’s true.? I’m gonna give you an example -
The other day while picketing an abortion clinic, this tramp starts mouthing off about how if her daddy can’t tell her what to do then she sure as heck ain’t gonna listen me and then she started blaspheming, the way those of weak moral character often do.? After I pointed out that if she killed her baby there’d be no hope of getting into Heaven, she started laughing and blaspheming again.? “Would you like borrow my gun so you can kill yourself while you’re at it?”, I asked politely.? She just stood there dumbfounded and her “goth” painted face got even whiter than it already was.? Then she stomped off down the street…away from the abortion clinic!? Thank you, Jesus!

Even the most promiscuous slut of a goth girl
can turn her life over to Jesus with the proper
mixture of love, firmness and rhetoric
A lotta folks call me an old fuddy-duddy because I ain’t a computer-rider and I don’t know a gigabite from a mice.? I know that computers are supposed to make our lives easier, but the more I read Tristan’s articles about Linux being a Satanic Communist plot to destroy America and all we hold dear the more I wonder if these computer things is such a good idea.
Of course, almost everybody has a computer.? Even child murders serving life in prison get their own laptops.? If you ain’t got a computer, you can get fired from your job or at least made fun of.? Libraries ain’t places to go and read anymore, it’s a place to go and use the computer to watch pornography.? A friend of mine told recently that he reckons about 85% of what’s out on the World Weary Web is pure pornography, plain and simple.? I got no reason to doubt him.? Doing a simple search for “Jesus breast” even brings up pornographic images of filth.? There just ain’t no good reason for Jesus and pornography ever to be in the same room.? Ever.

Just a few of the images that confront a good Christian trying
to find out more infomation about Jesus
So when one of the kids at church started talking about GodTube I had to ask him three or four times to repeat it.? GodTube, I guess, is supposed to be the Christian alternative to YouTube.? Instead graphic videos of 13 year old having sex, al Qaeda members cursing America and liberals making fun of President Bush and people of faith, GodTube gives you 100% Christian content that’s safe for the whole family.
Or does it?
The video below is supposed to be a parody of that Apple commercial with the chubby guy and Keanu Reeves.? Apple Computers.? The people who make the Macintosh.? The computer that makes you gay.
Why would you wanna do that?? You get kids thinking about Apple Computers and the next thing you know there prancing into the Apple Store and looking at gay porn!? And it ain’t just one reference, either
“The Theology of the iPod”??? How about the theology of God?? How about the theology of avoiding sin instead of always putting it in front of our young people’s faces?
It’s time to stop trying to make God “hep”.? God ain’t cool.? Jesus ain’t cool.? Being a Christian ain’t cool.? That ain’t to say that being a Christian is dull, we have a good old time!? But it ain’t a snazzy special effects, MTV kind of fun.? It’s the kind of fun you get when you can feel Jesus inside you, urging you to follow him and letting you know that Heaven is just about the most wonderful place on Earth!
God is Love!
BBN
Briefly Patriotic - Boo-Gay for Hollyweird

Hooray for Hollywood?? I don?t think so.? If you watched the ?Oscars? last night and didn?t spend most of the night vomiting into the toilet, then you?re a stronger man than me.? I ain?t sure what the worst part was ? Ellen Degenerate dressing like a man, the obscene number of wetbacks and other illegal immigrants winning awards or everybody bowing and scraping in front of Al Gore like he was some kind of Satanic messiah.? Only the Negroes has the common decency to thank their creator, but what for?? One played a genocidal, cannibal dictator killing and eating other black people which shows Hollywood?s disdain for Negroes and the other played a singing, dancing Whore of Babylon.? More Boo-Gay for Hollyweird if you ask me.
8 commentsHow Evil-utionists destroy the careers of Darwin-dissenters
Supposing your baby had a brain tumor ? what kind of surgeon would you choose to operate on your child? Would you select a simpering coward, a doctor who has no distinguishing feature other than a play-it-safe reputation of competent neurosurgery, and a willingness to follow the received opinion of the medical consensus without question?
Or would you instead seek out a brilliant doctor? A doctor with an open-mind who is willing to adopt new ideas, even ideas which are rejected by the majority of his peers. A doctor who is prepared to take risks with his reputation in order to defend the truth even if his fellow scientists condemn him, even if Time magazine incorrectly brands him a fool. A doctor who is willing to stay cool even when he puts his reputation on the line for the good of science, medicine and humanity? That’s the doctor I would want:

Dr. Michael Egnor: Scientist, Genius, Scholar and healer. He is a pioneer of new and radical brain surgery techniques. In a recent interview with “Answers in Genesis” he explained that because of his faith in Jesus, God reveales new brain-procedures to him in his dreams. This is why he is regarded as one of the world’s most creative brain-doctors.
The brilliant Dr. Michael Egnor is one of the world’s finest brain-surgeons and also an advocate of Intelligent Design. He is regarded amongst fellow surgeons as a genius and a pioneer of new and radical brain surgery techniques. Egnor is a professor of neurosurgery and pediatrics at State University of New York, Stony Brook and an award winning brain-surgeon named one of New York’s best doctors by New York Magazine. He is a committed Christian and a proud husband and father. He is what you might call a pillar of the community.
Who could be better to provide an authoritative criticism of neo-darwinism than a fully-qualified neurosurgeon who also majored in biochemistry? Unfortunately because he is willing to stand up for the truth, he has become the latest in a long line of victims of the Darwinist / Evolutionist hate-campaign that has overwhelmed mainstream science.

The human brain, one of the most magnificient of God’s designs. Would you trust a brain-surgeon who does not have a personal relationship with Jesus? Would you trust a doctor who does not pray? According to a study by the STR.com think tank, the best doctors receive medical advice from Jesus Christ, our personal savior.
One does not have to be Sherlock Holmes to identify the evolutionist’s tactic: They are playing exactly the same conspiracy they always do. They pick out a single individual who has dared to stand up for the truth and expose him to their particularly savage brand of ridicule in order to destroy his reputation.
Evolutionist terrorist cells have received their orders to unleash a full barrage of hurtful satirical remarks at this great doctor in order to destroy his reputation. Indeed, it is precisely because of Dr Egnor’s impeccable qualifications and reputation that he has been chosen as their next victim. For example, a recent blog post by the angry left-wing blogger P Z Myers cannot find any technical faults with Egnor’s arguments, and is therefore forced to sabotage the doctor’s good name in order frighten other scientists into concealing their dissent from Darwinism.
It is their earnest hope that next time a concerned parent searches for Dr. Michael Egnor they will find a page of false accusations claiming that he is a ?credulous fool? and who believes in an ?absurd pseudo-science? and is therefore unfit to perform complex brain-surgery. They are clearly trying to frighten patients away from this great and talented brain doctor.
I do recommend that you glance at PZ Myres’ angry rant and the ignorant Time Magazine article that began this unprovoked persecution. It’s a good example of how not to make a scientific argument. While Myers’ arguments have a superficial ring of credibility he should be aware that all of the arguments he makes are utterly refuted in ?Darwin’s Black Box? by Michael Behe. For somebody who claims to be a scientist, I find his lack of knowledge of Intelligent Design concepts to be astonishing.
Finally, I think we can all see the coordinated attacks orchestrated by the Evolution Mafia as symptomatic of a science in decline. If there was any value in Darwinism then they would be able to debate evolutionist ideas with us in an open and honest manner. The fact that they cannot do so without misrepresenting facts and resorting to logical fallacy is significant proof that they know they have been defeated by our indisputable facts.
9 commentsSunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father,
As good Christians all around the world and beyond
Gather to sing Your praises and honor the glory of Your Son, Jesus Christ
We humbly beseech You to?bring forth an earthquake
That will send Massachusetts tumbling into the sea
And drown US District Court Judge Mark L. Wolf
For he knows that allowing the Lexington, MA school district
To teach children how to have anal sex
Is sinful and against your wishes
And he’s probably a Jew and doesn’t believe in Your Son?anyway
Only You have the power to end the secularism
That allows homosexuals to infest what used to be a pretty good state 200 years ago
But somehow went to seed
In the name of the health of the rest of the United States
We humbly ask this
Amen
BBN
God is Love!
Exciting Announcement!
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At Shelly The Republican, we know that out children are our most precious resource.? With government schools quickly dissolving into an open festering sore of drug addicted teachers having sex with students, is it any wonder that Lie-berals believe they can win the 2008 election with either a black muslim who smokes and snorts cocaine or a lesbian murderess?? ?Morality, schmality,? Obama-Nation cries out, ?let?s lower the age of consent to five.?
More than ever, we need to get books into the hands of our children that will teach them basic decency and respect for their country, two things that you will not find in government schools.

Democ-Rat teachers produce democ-Rat children.? In 10 years
the students and teachers will look alike.
Therefore, it?s with great pleasure that we announce the formation of Children Are Our Most Precious Resource Books.? This high quality line of titles is perfect for Christian Schools and Home Schools alike.? And short, easy to read words make these books perfect for the whole family!
While we?re still in the planning stages, we do have a number of titles currently in development that we are proud to share with you!

The Boy Who Cried Orange Alert
This lushly illustrated story teaches children that Homeland Security is no joke.
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Ahmed Converts
Poor Ahmed prays nightly to his inferior god to know the healing power of Christ.? Will his wish be granted?
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The Berenstien Bears Prepare For Disaster
Uh-oh!? Do YOU know what to do when the Terror Alert goes to red?? Poor Papa doesn?t!?? And Mama Bear?s not home!

Baby’s First Book Of Homeland Defense
From ?Air Tight? to ?Ziploc Bags?, this charming book shows kids in a light hearted and unthreatening way what to do when terrorists reduce their hometown to a smoldering mass of rubble.
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Mommy, Why Do They Hate Us?
Children are often confused as to why terrorists would want to harm the most caring, helpful and friendly nation that ever existed on this earth.? This sensitive book gently introduces your child to the concept of unrepentant evil.
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?The Snitch Who Saved The World
Seven-year old Billy?s best friend Jack has been acting a little strange lately.? Why?s he drawing a beard and moustache on his face with marker?? And what?s that ?Hillary For President? sign doing in his front yard?? Something?s fishy and Billy is scared.? Should he rat out his best friend?? And to whom?
Three Blind Liberals
Oh, those funny liberals!? They?re so concerned about sipping cappuccinos in their uptown Manhattan apartments they wouldn?t know a terrorist threat if it chopped off their tail!
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Mrs. Cheney And The Bad Bunny
?Bad bunny,? scolded Mrs. Cheney, ?Bad, bad bunny!? Bad, bad, bad, bunny!??
In a world where sodomy is taught to kindergartners in public schools, it?s important to give a child practice in rebuking things normally thought of as benign.? With its repetition of ?bad bunny? a cute and cuddly rabbit turns into an object of hatred, teaching children the value of not accepting things at face value.
Briefly Patriotic - Friday Funnies
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Little Markie always just puts such a tap in your toe, a smile on your lips and a great big dose of Jesus in your heart that it’s time we got served up another heaping helping of him!
4 commentsConservapedia on France
Friends,
I remember when my good wife and I were home-schooling my two daughters one of the greatest challenges we faced was finding educational resources of a good enough quality to ensure that our children got the best possible education. Then as now we home-schoolers must look far and wide for reference material that is free of anti-American, anti-Christian and anti-Conservative bias.
Some parents allow their kids to read the online lie-library commonly called wikipedia. The excuse I usually hear is that there is nothing better, well that may have been the case but not any longer. An exciting new project run by friends of ShelleyTheRepublican promises to set the record right and give our kids a science and history resource that is free of any kind of bias or prejeduice.
Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of “political correctness”. Conservapedia will eventually be the greatest encyclopedia since Microsoft’s Encarta, but until then please familiarize yourself with what makes it different from Wikipedia and enjoy this excellent featured article:
France
History
France’s History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered “winners” of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill’s part.
Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.
Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein. Who the heck cares anyway as long as they stay put.
Culture
France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called “Champagne”. They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.
All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.
Politics

France is one of the world’s few remaining Marxist / Communist states. It’s president, Jack Chirac is one of the few world leaders who has open diplomatic relations with known terrorsts and left-wing extreemists such as Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and John Kerry.
Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.
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