Ted Haggard - “Completely Heterosexual”
My pastor once told me something very profound.
Billy Bob, he told me, have you ever seen a dog trying to have sexual relations with a cat? I had to admit that I never did see that. That’s because a dog knows it’s a dog and don’t have no need to be anything BUT a dog. That’s how God planned it. And that’s how he planned men and women, too.
Does this dog look gay to you? Of course not!
Over the course of the next couple hours or so, he egged me on to try to poke holes in that statement, but, try as I might, I couldn’t. I left there convinced more strongly than ever that God doesn’t make people gay. It just don’t make no logical sense.
So it didn’t surprise me when Ted Haggard emerged from the Arizona desert, tanned, rested and straight as an arrow. Pastor Haggard sadly strayed from God’s path into a harrowing world of drugs and sodomy that left him broken and his family and congregants brokenhearted.
New Life Church prayed for Pastor Ted despite
his betrayal of their trust. They knew Satan was to blame.
Very few men understood, as Pastor Ted does, that homosexuality is a sign of a weak spirit. As he wrote to his congregation, “There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I’ve been warring against it all of my adult life.” A lot of ignorant people wanna read that as “Pastor Ted was born gay”. Like I said, they’re ignorant. Lemme go back to the beginning of this piece where my pastor, after hours of no-holds barred debate convinced me that God doesn’t make people gay.
If someone claims they’re born gay, they’re just wrong. A boy child ain’t born into the world thinking about sodomy. Somehow, often through poor parenting or contact with un-Godly children, Satan finds a tiny hole in a soul big enough to plant the seed of gayness. Like most diseases, homosexuality never fully leaves the body even though it stays hidden for years. Pastor Ted talks about the feeling of “freedom” he felt when he felt rid of the gayness. Those periods of freedom, we now know, lull the infected person into letting their guard down, allowing Satan’s gayness to awaken from its dormant state.
The effects of Satan can turn a straight, heterosexual male
into a raving drag queen in a matter of days
Pastor Ted successfully fought off Satan’s harbingers of homosexuality for almost 49 years.? He knew that ministering provided a closeness to Jesus and protection from Satan and gayness. And yet, evil, if only for a short time, won out.
Thanks to a three-week intensive reparative therapy the oversight board of Pastor Ted’s former church, New Life, pronounced him “completely heterosexual”, and added,. “That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn’t a constant thing.” Pastor Ted will continue Christian therapy twice a week. His wife has never left his side. She knows that if Jesus can forgive wickedness then she can too.
Like wives of old, Mrs. Haggard knows that marriage
isn’t always a picnic
I hope this serves as an uplifting and educational story for our homosexual readers. Ted Haggard wasn’t born gay. He let his guard down and became prideful. When that happens you might as well just give Satan the keys to your house, because he’s coming in anyway. But more importantly, you, too, can kick Satan in the butt with proper therapy and diligence.
Think of it! If Ted Haggard is no longer gay, then there’s hope for you!
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You are following a pastor that is 1) gay and 2) in therapy? How dare you call yourself a christian? If someone is sick in the brain like Ted Haggard, he doesn’t need a therapy! It’s God punishment for his wicked soul!
Are you crazy? What kind of crazy website is this? Do you really think being gay is something bad? And that linux is a european and chinese idea trying to destroy the US?
You are definately, one of the biggest retards i’ve seen in my whole life. The problem is that you are not a retard on your own, but many inocent people follow your retarded advice, thinking you are somebody they can trust.
What’s wrong with being gay? I have a few friends that are gay, and there’s no trouble with that. at first.
You are just a totalitarian retard that thinks god is everywhere. Firstly going against homosexual people saying they are satan’s victims.. Are you stupid or what? Secondly… LINUX as a european threat? You are double stupid … AGAIN, as linux was designed by an american company, and it has been developed worldly (incluiding inside the US)… it is, as far as i’m, concerned, a very stable OS, such as windows xp.
thirdly… that blog entry on the fourth reich… again a retarded comment of something that is clearly not true, that parade has been viciously taken out of context.
Then… god prefers america above all..??? Who the fuck taught you those things??? No wonder america gets other countries such as iraq into so much trouble, having people so retarded like you publishing bloglines like this one…. OMG…
And the war on iraq? Ok… i’m not american, but i do support the american troops, as they have been forced to be there, i don’t think they are the ones to blame about all of this but… my god, what do you think the world is… A place where the united states can crash up everything it does? Are you retard or what? Are you gonna say that if you are not christian you are satanist or something like that? Are all muslims evil?
you are so stupid, i can’t believe someone in this world let you have a blog like this one for you to post your madness around.
Dear sweet mother of god, this site is funny. But what’s even funnier, is the comments people post… A+++!
1. Comparing humans with dogs and cats is dumb. And even then, it has nothing to do with being hetero or homo. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the fact that both are differrent species, not different genders.
Very few men understood, as Pastor Ted does, that homosexuality is a sign of a weak spirit. As he wrote to his congregation, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve been warring against it all of my adult life.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? A lot of ignorant people wanna read that as ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Pastor Ted was born gay?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. Like I said, they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re ignorant. Lemme go back to the beginning of this piece where my pastor, after hours of no-holds barred debate convinced me that God doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t make people gay.
Funny, how you deny all the evidence that being gay is inside one?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s genes without having any evidence yourself. Very credible…
If someone claims they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re born gay, they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re just wrong. A boy child ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t born into the world thinking about sodomy. Somehow, often through poor parenting or contact with un-Godly children, Satan finds a tiny hole in a soul big enough to plant the seed of gayness. Like most diseases, homosexuality never fully leaves the body even though it stays hidden for years. Pastor Ted talks about the feeling of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?freedom?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? he felt when he felt rid of the gayness. Those periods of freedom, we now know, lull the infected person into letting their guard down, allowing Satan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gayness to awaken from its dormant state.
So when nobody is born bad, how can a child be ungodly? Again no evidence, just blablabla and stupid unbelievable theories.
I hope this serves as an uplifting and educational story for our homosexual readers. Ted Haggard wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t born gay. He let his guard down and became prideful. When that happens you might as well just give Satan the keys to your house, because he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s coming in anyway. But more importantly, you, too, can kick Satan in the butt with proper therapy and diligence.
You mean brainwashing, eh…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
troin
“Linux was designed by an American company”
No it was designed by a Finnish student named Linus (Linux linus get it?)
“What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrong with being gay?”
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a sin and god said so. Read the bible. Plus it’s generally discusting. Kind of like people who like to take a crap at each other.
“Are you going to say that if you are not Christian you are Satanist or something like that?”
A Satanist is a Satanist. Doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t really matter you are going to hell anyway.
“Are all Muslims evil?”
Yes. They are trying to lead people away from crist.
“Then?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? god prefers America above all..??? Who the f*** taught you those things???”
If you listen to god he will speak to you to and tell you things like that.
“I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe someone in this world let you have a blog like this one”
That’s called freedom. A concept shelly even lets you use as she don’t remove your lies
“Ok?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not American”
That explains a lot about you
The German Gay
“you deny all the evidence that being gay is inside one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s genes”
Most mental diseases can be treated with therapy and sometimes with medicine. But things with sexuality like homos and pedophiles is notorious hard to cure. It’s basically the same problem and treatment but the preference is different.
But it IS an active chois to have sex with children or people of the same gender. If you cant feel aroused with your married wife you do have the option of not having sex. To become a Christian monk is a good option for this category.
I CAN POKE HOLES INTO THAT IDIOTIC THERORY WITHOUT EVEN THINCKING ABOUT IT. A DOG WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A CAT BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES AND NATURALLY WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER.
THERE ARE DOGS THAT HAVE HAD SEX WITH OTHER DOGS OF THE SAME GENDER. HOMOSEXUAL ANIMALS DO EXSIST, BUT THEY TENT TO ONLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MEMBERS OF THE SAME SECICES.
A DOG WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CAT JUST LIKE A GAY OR A STRAIGHT MAN WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GOAT.
THE STUPIDITY OF WHAT YOUYR PASTOR EXPLAINED IS WORSE THAN MOST OF THE DUMB THINGS IV SEEN ON THIS SIGHT.
“No it was designed by a Finnish student named Linus (Linux linus get it?)”
You idiot, Linux is an UNIX BASED operating system, and was designed by Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson, using Teletype consoles in PDP-11 computers… get yourself informed before you start a discussion.
“It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a sin and god said so. Read the bible. Plus it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s generally discusting. Kind of like people who like to take a crap at each other.”
I can’t figure out WHEN did actually god say such a thing. The fact that you consider being gay a disgusting thing doesn’t mean it is for many other people. It would be just as disgusting as you having sex with your wife. (ouh, yeah i’m sure that’d be disgusting)
“A Satanist is a Satanist. Doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t really matter you are going to hell anyway.”
You really believe that bullshit? that if you don’t go to church you go to hell, that if you don’t listen to god’s word then you go to hell?
Let me tell you a secret… GOD DOESN’T EXIST. (but don’t tell anyone, they might end up discovering it!)
“Yes. They are trying to lead people away from crist.”
Oh, so just because a bunch of retards in the middle east slaughters some people away means that ALL Muslims are evil? Don’t you see you are all a bunch of rednecks? omg… people are free to have the religious beliefs they want, and are free to talk about what they want, and believe in what they want. They are not evil for that…
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Then?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? god prefers America above all..??? Who the f*** taught you those things????¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
If you listen to god he will speak to you to and tell you things like that.
“That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s called freedom. A concept shelly even lets you use as she don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t remove your lies”
Yeah, i guess that’s the only right thing you got, but sometimes i feel retards like you shouldn’t be free to post this kind of things around, you are a cancer for humanity,
“That explains a lot about you”
I’m proud of being spanish, and i have many american friends, and trust me, none of them is half as a retard as you are….
omg GOD says this, it’s good
believe in the bible…
i’m republican and i’m a twit…
being homosexual is bad…
you have a lot to learn about tolerancy.
wow, i just love the fact that anything can be cured in a mere three weeks.
perhaps i will sign up to become a “normal” god fearing woman. i think satan tore a huge hole into my soul.
troin
“You idiot, Linux is an UNIX BASED operating system”
Well and Unix is based on somthing else jada jada..
That a table is based on a wood dosent make it a tree. Unix is not Linux don’t you know whant GNU stands for?
“I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t figure out WHEN did actually god say such a thing.”
Thats because you don’t belive in the bible. Study it, belive it then you will understand.
“You really believe that bullshit?”
Ofcource and i do hope you do to before it is to late
“Oh, so just because a bunch of retards in the middle east …. They are not evil for that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
Somone who denys the true god is evil by deffenition. That thay also murder people only makes them more so.
“i have many american friends”
Thats why this site is working werry hard to educate poeple.
“I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m proud of being spanish”
You have a lot to learn aboute pride.
Bravo Billy Bob for saying exactly what right-thinking people everywhere know to be a fact. Homosexuality is a sin and like all sins must be thoroughly stamped out.
I belong to an evangelical church here in Great Britain (well, it used to be Great before the Muslims and gays and Tony B. Liar took charge!!!!) and we campaign tirelessly to rid our country of the pernicious influence of gayness. It is a tough task, as the sinners are everywhere, not just in the Royal Family and Parliament but at the very helm of the Anglican Church and in the highest reaches of our Police and Armed Forces.
In our congregation, we believe in the cleansing power both real and symbolic of salt. Yes, a handful of salt thrown in the face of a sinner along with a choice description of their most deviant ways can have a most Godly effect and cause them to reflect upon their disgraceful ways. Neither my wife nor I will leave the house unless me have salt in our pockets and believe me, we know how to use it!!!!!
Keep up the Good Work
Keith
OMG BBN gets dumber and dumber as everyday passes. poor thing. I guess it might be hard when you are as big of a moron as bbn and the rest of str. Its got to be hard living a lie and so full of hatred.
More then likely what happened to that pastor is the christian church scared him into saying he is str8. you can not get “help” and be cured. being gay is not a desease dumbass.
Being gay is not a mental illness. Being gay is not disgusting to me. I find it very tasteful.. I love my gf.
The only people who see it as being wrong are the ones who live their life by a book that was written by men. its basically their little fairytail book. twisted I might add.
If you stop and get help for the voices inside your head that keep telling you that its fine to hate and its good to kill bla bla bla. then you might be able to make some logical posts.
If america is “gods” fav country then why wasnt he living here? according to you all god created everything, every planet every animal. so why didnt jesus live here in america? if this is gods favorite country? after all didnt god create america??
There are some drag queens that make gorgous women.
wow takes only 3 weeks to cure homosexuality?? hmmm if that is true then why havent more gays been forced to go into that 3 week rehab thing?
His church pronounced him being “completely hetero” is just them being in denial… if you people will open your eyes and get rid of all of that hatred you have for yourself that you are putting it out on everyone else. then you might ( i said MIGHT) be pretty decent. But in BBNs case i’m not sure that can even happen.
goddess is love
wiccan-goddess
Oh you poor confused child. Nobody is saying they hate former homosexual like Ted Haggard. It’s love that drives the good Christian!!! I love Ted and all of the tragic and perverted people like him. That’s why I rejoice that the Lord has cured him. Doing God’s work is a healing ministry.
You are quite correct to say that gayness is not a “mental illness”. It is a vote for Satan, a choice made by people too weak to follow the path of Christian righteousness.
When my wife shouts ’sodomite’ at a gay and rubs salt in his eyes, she is doing it out of love.
God bless you,
Keith
My neighbor’s female chihuahua humps cats occasionally. I’m not making this up! Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen a dog do! And I used to have a dog that once ran around in circles barking at a slice of bologna!
“Think of it! If Ted Haggard is no longer gay, then there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hope for you!”
LOL!
I am so glad that there are fellow Christians like you out there helping to spread The Word about how The Lord delivered Brother Ted from his compulsion to have sex with cats and dogs — and in three weeks! To all you homos reading this, remember: It can happen to you. Praise Him!
Hey when did ole Teddy boy start fucking cats and dogs? thats not homosexuality thats beastility. 2 totally different things there.
And No Keith being gay is not a vote for satan. Again I will ask you what ive asked every other homophobic on here how the hell can I vote, or worship something that does not exist??? sorry but I do not have voices in my head like you pathetic morons that are so full of hatred that you want someone who does not agree with you to be killed.
You people are getting more pathetic as everyday passes.. but I still want to thank str for having this site for I can get my daily laughter at your ignorance.
goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
Well, this certainly proves that gayness is just a choice, as fundamentalists have always claimed. I mean, there’s no way that Haggard would lie about not being gay any more. What could he possibly gain by doing that?
Gayness is a choice. And if you choose to do something, then it’s fair to persecute you for it. Quick, round up the gays! Slap pink triangles on them before they infect everyone with their homosexual agenda and HIV. Send them to reeducation camps to learn about Jesus, and leave them there until they are all completely heterosexual, or dead.
Looks like meth users can be cured as well. Perhaps they should be “reeducated” too. It’s not fascism, it’s God’s will!
Son, I can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny or not.
God is love!
Man this site is excellent! Watching people without any sense of humor starting flame wars and not realising that this is a parody site is FUN!
I, for example am a homosexual wheelchair-bound pedophile, and I belive in my god given right to rape children.
Visitors to this site are probably divided into 4 groups.
(1) Actual scary far-right true believers who believe everything they are told.
(2) People who understand that it’s satire and pretend to be from group (1) in an attempt to be funny.
(3) People who understand that it’s satire, but pretend not to, and flame people from group (2) in an attempt to be funny.
(4) Angry Linux users.
Apart from the attempted humor, this mirrors the evangelical Christian movement in the US, which is divided into 2 groups:
(A) Actual scary far-right true believers who believe everything they are told.
(B) Clever and manipulative people who pretend to be true believers in order to get group (A) to do anything they want.
Great site BTW.
Well, Adolf Christian, you made a good post.
I am homosexual, I am an angry GNU/Linux user, I hate political manipulation/propaganda (using phrases like War on terror and so on) and I love satire… so I love this site.
You buy this? he/she uses irony to laugth about republicans/nazis/stupids
Well another far right ill bred under educated (I refer to the word “ain’t” in her or it’s diarea diatribe)Christian devil has gulped The IDIOTS Mantra pill once again, spreading fear and hatred in the market place. The Christian devils all have the idiots mantra well engrained into their tiny monkey see monkey do pee brains.
The I D I O T S Mantra = “I Don’t Investigate Obvious Truth Seriously”, and I’ll add to that mantra an applicable phrase, ‘because I’m an under educated dumb ass’. Wise up you pathetic wind bags, go save a hungry child, better yet go get therapy for you fear spewing arrackful evil minds. Gay born people are doin just fine without your psychotic interference in reality.
PS When is the date of the Rapture? I pray for the day you are “wisked” off this planet and, I wanna be there to bid you the hell good riddens.
Jesus loves us so much that He won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t reject us even if we are doing the worst thing on earth but still look up to him?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?When we feel rejected and troubled He is always there reminded us of his love.We are the greatest sinners of all even we compare ourselves to others we think are not.
That ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the reason why God loves Gay?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s as well not because they are gay but because they are his creature.They can feel his love when they turn
to him and looking for comfort and Love.That doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ change the fact Homosexuality is still a sin and will always be.God support the homosexual
but not homosexuality.You see I find myself lying around about me, and altough I find it difficult to rectify this, I can feel his love telling
me that I belong to him and that I need to change and force my way to the narrow path?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?The fact that He is there nearby his so touching;Now That i have God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s support I think I can do it..God will NEVER reject me as a person as well as he will Never reject the homosexual.The God of the Old Testament has changed and the one with the new convenant tells me that where Sin abondeth Grace surraboundeth!Brethren ,Heaven is becoming Tight!
we can do anything we want on earth ,we can become anyting we wnat to be but when that Trumpet shall sound those words shall sound
in front of us and judge us: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,
1Co 6:10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1Co 6:11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.
1Co 6:12 ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?All things are lawful for me,?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? but not all things are helpful. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?All things are lawful for me,?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? but I will not be enslaved by anything. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
People have become so intelligent now that they found way to debate this simple scripture.
Bless you all
trion,
Linux is an offshoot of UNIX, but it WAS developed by a European. As “Mean” said, just because a table is made from wood doesn’t make it a tree.
Wiccan-goddess,
Obviously you know more about religion than these idiots on this site! I bet none of them even realize that Wicca is the oldest RELIGION in the history HUMAN existence.
Personally I am a bit on the agnostic side. I do have some belief that there is a GOD out there that created this world and us. I just don’t think the Bible is truly HIS/HER word.
As for the cat and dog thing. That is the worst analogy I have ever read when related to homosexuals. I have seen male dogs trying to “hump” away at another male dog. I have seen dogs trying to “hump” cats. I have seen cats “hump” rabbits. BBN, you are truly a simpleton.
I really hope this is a hilaroiusly ridiculous prank website.
Found myself laughing harder at each and every image/caption.
Shelley, people ARE born gay or straight, but they don’t realize it until the age when sexual activity begins. And GAY doesn’t mean “thinking of sodomy”. It’s about FALLING IN LOVE with people from the same sex. It’s just a question of LOVE. And LOVE can’t be wrong!
Pavel,
this is such nonsense! Nobody is born gay! Nobody. You are become gay due to certain circumstances like gay parents or a gay environment. Some boys have to go the ballet school. That is a sure thing way of making a boy become a sausage pilot.
Regards,
Shelley
I AGREE WITH PAVEL. I am going to re-emphasize their point. Gay parents or a gay environment do NOT make someone gay. I believe that someone is gay from the day that they are born and that is part of who they are. I am sick of people viewing someone being gay as all that they are. I have many friends who are gay and in fact, NONE OF THEM HAVE GAY PARENTS. Obviously, some people that responded have no experience with the gay community, therefore, they know NOTHING. GAY RIGHTS AND PEACE ALL THE WAY!
The research backs it up, homo. Ain’t nobody found a “gay gene” because 1) all that stuff ain’t real anyway and 2) God don’t make gays - the DEVIL and English teachers make gays.
I agree with Billy Bob Neck. Ted and I are very close friends and we talk about our evil past often. It was the Devil who put a penis in our mouths, it was pure evil.
The last time we got together we tested ourselves and we tasted each other??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s penises to see if the devil was still there, and after several strokes, we noticed something was release out of our bodies. That was because we let Jesus inside of us! Oh Lord, that was heaven! We finally saw God!
Next weekend we are going to test ourselves again. We welcome any male between 11 to 17 years old who would like to make sure are heterosexual.
In Jesus love,
Dennis Jernigan
Hey Dennis, I know Jesus! He is the mexican gardener that works at my home, he is great!
Well, Billy Bob…I cannot help that you are ignorant. I’m not gay, actually…I just support human rights. And if I were gay, I would have no problem saying it. Also, you do not sound very credible when you say “ain’t”. Where is your supporting evidence that English teachers make people gay? Also, the idea that the devil makes people gay is flat-out absurd. There may not necessarily be a correlation between genes, chromosomes and homosexuality…but there is a correlation with brain functioning and sex hormones. Read the excerpt below for yourself, Billy Bob…that is if you even have the capacity to understand it. And if you don’t read it and deny it all, that is just your way of feeling like an idiot for making ridiculous claims:
“Devised animal experiments show conclusively
that sex hormones influence the male~female dimorphism
of the brain, prenatally, in four possible ways,
namely, masculinizing, demasculinizing, feminizing, and
defeminizing. The human counterparts of devised animal
experiments are clinical intersexual (hermaphroditic)
syndromes that occur spontaneously as experiments of
nature. The two sources of data supplement one another.
Both lead to the conclusion that prenatal hormonalization
of the brain influences the subsequent sexual status or
orientation as bisexual heterosexual or homosexual This
effect is more robot-like in subprimate than in primate
species. As in subhuman primates, in the human species
sexuoerotic status is dependent not only on prenatal hormonalization,
but also on postnatal socialization effects.
There are several different human hermaphroditic syndromes
each of which makes its own specific contribution
to the science of homosexology and to the understanding
of genetic, prenatal-hormonal, pubertal-hormonaL and
socialization determinants of being gay, straight, or bisexual
In combination, they indicate that sexual orientation
is not under the direct governance of chromosomes
and genes, and that, whereas it is not foreordained by
prenatal brain hormonalization, it is influenced thereby,
and is also strongly dependent on postnatal socialization.
The latter is, like native language, programmed into the
brain through the senses. Postnatal programming may
become incorporated into the brain’s immutable biology,” (Money, 1987, p.384).
Here is the full citation: Money, J. (1987). Sin, sickness, or status? Homosexual gender identity and psychoneuroendocrinology. American Psychologist, 42, 384-399.
P.S.- This person’s affiliation is with Johns Hopkins University and Hospital.
Oh yeah…also, in response to the comment made by the user “Mean” on February 7th….HOMOSEXUALITY WAS REMOVED AS A MENTAL ILLNESS FROM THE DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL ILLNESS IN THE 1970′S. You clearly do not know the definition of mental illness. Homosexuality was ruled out as a mental illness because it does not interfere with daily functioning and capability…like actual mental illnesses do.
The only thing your pastor has proven is that Ted Haggard and dogs don’t like pussy.
“Think of it! If Ted Haggard is no longer gay, then there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hope for you!”
THE IGNORANCE OF THE MAJORITY OF EVANGELICALS ALWAYS AMAZES ME. YOU DON’T TURN GAY OR STRAIGHT. SATAN DIDN’T FORCE TED TO CRAVE A PENIS. TED HAS ALWAYS CRAVED A PENIS . GUESS WHAT? HE ALWAYS WILL. NOW FOLLOWING CLOSELY TO YOUR FAITH MAY KEEP YOU ON “STRAIGHT PATH”, BUT HOMOSEXUALITY DOESN’T GO AWAY BECAUSE YOU PRAY OR BELIEVE IN GOD.
My intention is to know your complete adress
I want to know your headquarter adress, and where is now the pastor haggard. have you not world vision mission, and to collaborate with a church that focuses in evangelization of european people.sincerely God bless you .Rev.clement