American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran
Friends,
There are some uninformed people who claim that we Republicans do not care about the world outside of America. Those of us who have shared the faith and compassion of George W. Bush know that this is not true. Nobody has done more than the Republicans to spread peace and democracy, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to announce our new PAC, “American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran”.
The War on Terror in Iraq has been one of our President’s most decisive and important victories. As a result of a healthy and aggressive campaign against the Iraqui terrorists who perpetrated the acts of 9/11, our sacred land has been free of terror for over five years. If bringing democracy to Iraq can do that much good, imagine how much better the world would be if we brought peace to Iran?
Jesus, the founder of America cares for all of the people of the world, and he wants everybody to share in his message of Love. If we do not spread the gospel to Iran they will almost certainly go to Hell, tortured for eternity. The small sacrfices we may have to make to spread God’s love will be more than worth it in terms of souls saved.
This new Political Action Committee offers an exciting foreign-policy platform that is guaranteed to solve the middle-east problem once and for all. Plus, the Iranian’s no longer have to feel jealous of their recently liberated neighbours the Iraqis. We have calculated that America has the resources to liberate the whole of the Arab world if needed. Here are some of our policies:
- We believe in traditional American values like honesty, respect and most of all Freedom. We believe that these values are too good to keep for ourselves. They should be exported to the rest of the world, including Iran.
- Iran, a war-obsessed nation is based on Islam. Their evil Islamic faith has compelled them to build atomic weapons which may be directed at America. America, the most peaceful nation on earth is based on Christianty. It is our duty to export the message of Jesus to Iran. If Iran was converted to Christianity there would be no more war.
- We won the war in Iraq fair and square, but how come we still have to keep fighting the Islamofascist terrorists? It’s because Iran has kept funding them. Only when Iran has been completely crushed will we be able to put a final end to terrorism.
Iran’s troublemaker president Ahmadinejad is a close personal friend of communists Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Nancy Pelosi. But would he be such a trouble-maker if he converted to Christianity? Of course not.
Friends, we at ShelleyTheRepublican.com believe that America is already at a state of war with Iran. We believe that Jesus has commanded us to spread his word everywhere in the world, including the dark-heart of Islamofascism. We Republicans are the only party who take our obligation to God seriously enough to carry this out.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Tristan, thanks a lot for getting this whole thing together. I know you got your hands full with all of the computer stuff and piling this stuff on top of it - well, God’s pretty happy with you right now, I bet!
God is Love!
I couldn’t agree with you more. Finally, a voice of reason amidst all the howling of ignorance and bias! Honestly, if you disagree with this post, you hate America and freedom.
There are some uninformed people who claim that we Republicans do not care about the world outside of America. Those of us who have shared the faith and compassion of George W. Bush know that this is not true. Nobody has done more than the Republicans to spread peace and democracy, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to announce our new PAC, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
Erm, Republicans do care for places outside their country. At least if there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s oil. And well, that spreading of peace and democracy backfired quite horribly.
The War on Terror in Iraq has been one of our President?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s most decisive and important victories.
Erm, calling it a victory while the fighting is still on is quite dishonest. And ignorant of reality.
As a result of a healthy and aggressive campaign against the Iraqui terrorists who perpetrated the acts of 9/11,
There were no ties between 9/11 and Iraq. Most terrorists from 9/11 came from Saudi Arabia (you know, that country ruled by a king next to Iraq. You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re still best friends.)
If bringing democracy to Iraq can do that much good, imagine how much better the world would be if we brought peace to Iran?
Well, I can quite imagine what would happen then. Believe me, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s ugly for every american poor enough to be sent down there.
This new Political Action Committee offers an exciting foreign-policy platform that is guaranteed to solve the middle-east problem once and for all. Plus, the Iranian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s no longer have to feel jealous of their recently liberated neighbours the Iraqis. We have calculated that America has the resources to liberate the whole of the Arab world if needed.
1. I want to see that calculation. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s bound to be wrong.
2. The Iranians don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t feel jealous, they pity the Iraquis to live under such conditions.
We believe in traditional American values like honesty, respect and most of all Freedom. We believe that these values are too good to keep for ourselves. They should be exported to the rest of the world, including Iran.
What if the people are quite satisfied with the way they live now? Forcing those things onto them would be quite the right thing, eh? That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s what every good fascist would do, after all.
Iran, a war-obsessed nation is based on Islam. Their evil Islamic faith has compelled them to build atomic weapons which may be directed at America. America, the most peaceful nation on earth is based on Christianty. It is our duty to export the message of Jesus to Iran. If Iran was converted to Christianity there would be no more war.
Iran has NO NUKES. Sorry, but someone should teach you idiots to listen to the news. No nukes, get it? And even then, they have no missiles able to reach the USA.
The most peaceful nation on earth? That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the best joke I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve heard since long.http://www.closeup.de/show.asp?page=frameset&main=http%3A//www.closeup.de/showDetails.asp%3FarticleID%3D32799
And there is still enough war christian against christian, so the other point is moot, too.
We won the war in Iraq fair and square, but how come we still have to keep fighting the Islamofascist terrorists? It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s because Iran has kept funding them. Only when Iran has been completely crushed will we be able to put a final end to terrorism.
You have only won when they stop fighting you. Thus, you have not won. And most damage is done by Sunnis and Saddam-Loyalists. Iran is supporting the Shiites!
And no one can put an end to terrorism by using violence. Violence breeds only new violence and thus it will never end.
Honestly, if you disagree with this post, you hate America and freedom.
1. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hate America. Just the idiots ruling it right now and this arrogant behaviour (”We are best!” Haha, all those Army recruits coming to us for exercise are that, but only till we kick them in the ass during those exercises!)
2. I love freedom. Especially the freedom of speech, The freedom to express your opinion and believes and of course the freedom not to get bombed by some idiotic wannabee-world-saviours.
But hey, go on and invade Iran, will be fun to see the carnage the Iranian insurgency will cause within your ranks. Of yourse, I will watch from the sidelines. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your war after all.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Sorry, the link should be:
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Peaceful? ROFL!
“Plus, the Iranian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s no longer have to feel jealous of their recently liberated neighbors the Iraqis. ”
The fact is that Iraq now have an immigration problem with Iran. They are forced to send a large part of the army to patrol the border. Thousands of Iranians try to cross and join de now liberated Iraq.
“It is our duty to export the message of Jesus to Iran.”
I’ts troubling that there still is a large part of the Iraq population that still consider themselves as Muslim?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s. I do think we can solve that problem in the same way as in the old days. That was done with taxes. One tax for towel heads and one lower for Christians.
With all the extra costs the government have with handling all the violence done by the Muslim?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s. I think its only fair.
The fact is that Iraq now have an immigration problem with Iran. They are forced to send a large part of the army to patrol the border. Thousands of Iranians try to cross and join de now liberated Iraq.
Actually the Iranian Army has to patrol the border to prevent Iraquis to illegally move into their country. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the problem of having a country with an active civil war in the neighbourhood.
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ts troubling that there still is a large part of the Iraq population that still consider themselves as Muslim?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s. I do think we can solve that problem in the same way as in the old days. That was done with taxes. One tax for towel heads and one lower for Christians.
And one HUGE increase in the number of insurgents. Wow, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to see how the USA try to make peace then. Not even with 1 million soldiers would they be able to get the country under control then.
PS: You would need to build up a working organisation to collect these taxes. Now that will be a lot of dead state agents when they try to collect taxes in the wrong neighbourhood!
With all the extra costs the government have with handling all the violence done by the Muslim?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s. I think its only fair.
Actually most of the money goes to rebuilding. And who has bombed the country to dust? Yeah right, the US Air Force. Time to make the US Government responsible for all the damage and sent those assholes into jail!
Oh, and I have a comment regarding this oh-so-great new offensive in Iraq: It will go smooth. Why? Cause all those smart insurgents will hide their guns and just play the good citicens while the US forces occupy the area. A few days later they will go get their guns and IED?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s and start their standard procedure of sniping and bombing again. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the way how insurgents fight.
Life?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a bitch, no?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
President Ahmadinejad’s real views are summarized on this website: ahmadinejadquotes.blogspot.com
Good Day ! Yes, the Republicans did a lot to bring peace and democracy to some countries. This is right! But Iran and North Korea have still dictators - especially North Korea, this country is in a bad condition. Short after September 11, short after this horrific attack, W.Bush told us, they have figured out, who these terrorists are - all hijackers came from Saudi Arabia and Egypt, some were studing in Hamburg Germany. It is right, the major problem in Iraq was Saddam Hussain! As Hussain fought against Iran in the early 80ies, the CIA supported Saddam with brand new weapons, like in Afghanistan, against the Russian Army. In the 80ies CIA agents supported Bin Laden and the Mudjahedeens and the army of Iraq as well. But Saddam was a scumbag, he occupited Kuwait and kept some terrorists (Achilo Lauro), who killed some US citizens. CIA officers had no chance to get these terrorists, and this was the major mistake of Saddam. Bush senior got engry as Saddam captured Kuwait and burned the oilfields. This was too much for Bush sen. and the first War in the Gulf against Saddam began, without success. Saddam was a dirty scumbag, of course, but he had nothing to do with the attacks of 9/11. This was Bin Ladens work - and Bin Laden hated Saddam, cause Saddam was “not a good Muslim”. Bin Laden, 9/11, Afghanistan and the Taliban were connected and these dirty guys planed to attack the WTC, Pentagon the the White House. G.W.Bush told us on TV, I remember very well. Iraq is most important for oil and for a military base. This is the main reason, why we need democracy in Iraq. Europe is also very interested in a democratic Iraq, for sure, not only the States. Peter
Good Day ! Jesus was a very wise prayer, 2000 years ago in the Holy Land, he prayed love and tolerance, even to our enemies. 1500 years after Jesus Christ, C.Columbus found America (the American nativs were the first, who settled in America 12.000 years ago, short after the last Ice Age). Many European pilgrims, baptists, protestants and lutherans found their new home in America, because we in Europe had the 30-years War (Roman Katholics against Protestants). This was the reason, why many protestants immigrated to “New England”. All Christians believe in Jesus Christ, the Rom. Katholics, the Lutherans, the Protestants…..But I have never heard before, Jesus founded America. Jesus did many many good things in the Middle East, all the time he prayed, we have to keep peace - we have to love our enemies as well. Jesus is against war - he is against weapons. We the Christians, we all know and read the Bible, since the childhood. “Jesus founded America” - never before I was reading such a silly legend. Tell it to the Vatikan - or to the Pope - he will tell you, who Jesus Christ was in reality ! “We have to love our enemies!” this was one of his most important and most popular sayings. Peter
There are some uninformed people who claim that we Republicans do not care about the world outside of America. Those of us who have shared the faith and compassion of George W. Bush know that this is not true. Nobody has done more than the Republicans to spread peace and democracy, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to announce our new PAC, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
{Ok if noone has done more then the republicans to spread peace then why do you republicans here have so much hatred. You can not being peace w/out love in your heart. All that is in the hearts of str is hatred.}
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The War on Terror in Iraq has been one of our President?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s most decisive and important victories. As a result of a healthy and aggressive campaign against the Iraqui terrorists who perpetrated the acts of 9/11, our sacred land has been free of terror for over five years. If bringing democracy to Iraq can do that much good, imagine how much better the world would be if we brought peace to Iran?
{ first if there has been a victory then we still would not be fighting.. Dumbass statement there. second, The war on “terror” is the only thing on Bushys mind, he does not care about you.. Third how many here at str would be winning to sign up in the military to invade Iran? Fourth.. Do you really think that invading Iran will bring peace?}
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Jesus, the founder of America cares for all of the people of the world, and he wants everybody to share in his message of Love. If we do not spread the gospel to Iran they will almost certainly go to Hell, tortured for eternity. The small sacrfices we may have to make to spread God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s love will be more than worth it in terms of souls saved.
{ If Jesus was the founder of America why isnt his signature on the DOI? Jesus was gone along time before america was discovered by white man. Ok you all think that if noone converts then they are going to hell, do you really think invading Iran with force will make them convert? No it will only bring more unnecessary bloodshed. Calling someones life a small sacrifice is NOT spreading the word. If you want to make a small sacrifice enlist yourselves and sacrifice for america.}
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This new Political Action Committee offers an exciting foreign-policy platform that is guaranteed to solve the middle-east problem once and for all. Plus, the Iranian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s no longer have to feel jealous of their recently liberated neighbours the Iraqis. We have calculated that America has the resources to liberate the whole of the Arab world if needed. Here are some of our policies:
{ Sorry to inform you but you little policy here is NOT guaranteed to solve jack shit. Also by making that comment you go against bush by saying that you know what is best and you would make a better president because you have all the answers.. Do you know for a fact that the Iranians are jealous? have you talked to any of them? no you havent because to you anyone who is not with your little kkklan here are terrorist}
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We believe in traditional American values like honesty, respect and most of all Freedom. We believe that these values are too good to keep for ourselves.
{before you start forcing the ways of america on other countrys you need to practice what you preach here inside your own country, Where is the honesty and respect for others shown here in america by you? You stated most of all Freedom. I agree that Freedom is a wonderful thing, to bad we do not have all freedom and equal rights that you want the rest of the world to have here in america}
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They should be exported to the rest of the world, including Iran.
Iran, a war-obsessed nation is based on Islam. Their evil Islamic faith has compelled them to build atomic weapons which may be directed at America. America, the most peaceful nation on earth is based on Christianty. It is our duty to export the message of Jesus to Iran. If Iran was converted to Christianity there would be no more war.{ If Iran was converted to Christianity then they would be just as brainwashed as you are. You do know that christianity was not the first religion dont you? so if christianity is not the first religion and there were religion before christianity came along then how do you get that its the one and only true religion?}
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We won the war in Iraq fair and square,
{show me when and where we won the war in Iraq? if the war was won then we would not still be fighting. You can not had of won a war and still fighting them}
——————————————————-but how come we still have to keep fighting the Islamofascist terrorists? It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s because Iran has kept funding them. Only when Iran has been completely crushed will we be able to put a final end to terrorism. { I thought you wanted to bring peace to Iran? crushing and killing them is not bringing peace? and you said the only reason we are still fighting them is because Iran has been funding them– that contradicts everything you have stated above about we have won this war..}
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Iran?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s troublemaker president Ahmadinejad is a close personal friend of communists Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Nancy Pelosi.{ do you know this for a fact or just pulling shit out of your ass as usual?}
But would he be such a trouble-maker if he converted to Christianity? Of course not. { how do you know? you “christians here at str are the bigger trouble-makers then anyone else}
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Friends, we at ShelleyTheRepublican.com believe that America is already at a state of war with Iran.{ only if we invade, which don’t put it past this killers that want the war and the killer in office}
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We believe that Jesus has commanded us to spread his word everywhere in the world, including the dark-heart of Islamofascism. We Republicans are the only party who take our obligation to God seriously enough to carry this out.{ so are you saying that ALL republican are like you? because if so then how do you explain republican christians who are pro-choice?}
goddess is the love,
wiccan-goddess
TRISTAN IS A ASSHOLE. idiot and a loser. I CAN TELL HE NEEDS TO GET LAID ASAP
this guy is a fucking faggot, WTF! Thats douchetastic!
Tristan is the biggest fucking faggot in the entire world hes such a dipshit he should go to hell fuckk this dipshit he has no idea what the hell he’s talking to and his tips suck my chode
We need ta invade Irun! Harberin terrorists!
I see we have terrorists tryin’ ta spread lies and disinformation. We can’t have people criticizine the goverment, can we?
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“Jesus, the founder of America cares for all of the people of the world, and he wants everybody to share in his message of Love”
Jesus founded Europe Waaay before America. And just like in movies, the sequal is never as good as the original..
We can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have people criticizine the goverment, can we?
Congratulations Bo. If we had WWII and you were a german, the Gestapo would give you a good paid job ASAP. You are exactly the mindset they wanted. (Although you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d have had to solve the intelligence test first. :))
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
PS: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve found a video about Mrs. Ann Coulter on youtube. Now that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s HILARIOUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmLJDrsaJmk&mode=related&search=
I do not understand why STR continuing in this blog/site/whatever. You can see that it is read only by few people who disagree with your words. There is rarely some one who agree. And you usually do not answer to discussion. It leads to large discussion overweighting original contribution by arguments.
After some time it brings nothing new to me. It is only about killing non-americans, hating democtrats and minorities, telling “christian-like things”(in way that usually can only snub true christians).
You are only playing dumb or you are really serious?
We can’t have people criticize the government,can we? Do these people think they live in a free country? The terrorists hated us because we had freedoms so we had to give up those freedoms for safety and security! If you are for freedom,you’re for the terrorists! If those founding father radical terrorists hadn’t protested against King George and for freedom,then fomented terrorist revolution 130 years ago,we Americans would be loyal subjects to the British Empire today as God and His divinely ordained English Kingdom intended! Let us return to being loyal subjects under English rule and rebuild the British Empire to rule the world with an iron fist! Crush the wogs for Queen and Country! Rule Britannia! God save the Queen!
STR’s latest post,entitled Picture Post Template seems to have a problem. Not only did I get an error message when I tried to access the comments page,the date on the post reads “December 31,1969″! Maybe it should be retitled “Good morning Vietraq!” An expensive quagmire with a Republican President eager to escalate the fiasco and cost many more young people’s lives,we’re repeating the same mistake we should have learned from four decades ago! “It’s deja-vu all over again!” -Yogi Berra
Jesus was our prayer in Pal??Ǭßstina and he lived 2000 years ago. After his death his 12 apostles travelled to many Mediterranean and South Asian countries and kingdoms to bring the word of Jesus and God to all people. 1500 years later - its a long time - 1500 years later, Ch.Columbus was the first Christian, who found America.
All people, who believe in God and Jesus truthfully, he will never take a weapon in his hands, to kill “enemies” or non-Christians.
Sadly to say - but the United States are not a peaceful nation. A peaceful nation is Tibet for example. Since the earliest days of the States, since by 230 years, they were involved in many wars, like the Worldwars in Europe and the Pacific, the war in Korea - Vietnam - Grenada - Yugoslavia - Afghanistan - Iraq and many secret wars by CIA agents and the Special Force in Laos, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Cambodia, Angola, Chile and so on. The whole world knows, the USA is the biggest war-nation. During the Cold War the communistic Russia had the same big army and supported many wars with their weapons. Well - I mean, the USA is not so peaceful. If someone is actually peaceful - this person lives in peace and needs no weapons - like Jesus. But you can read all in the Bible - or you can write some e-mails to the Pope or to the Christian clerics in the Vatikan - they will tell you, what actually peace is !
Jesus H. Christ on a bike!
Has anyone here heard of satire?
“Jesus Founded America” - Of course its not bloody true! Its so wrong its meant to be funny! See also Child Demon Possession article and for more geeky minded check the archives for Windows-vs-Linux.
Strange how a German managed to miss all this and gave such a detailed, point-by-point response. not that i’m into stereotyping people by nationality… ahem.
Gibbo, if you mind to search some older articles for me,you will see that I have got the joke. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m just playing along, showing to be thereal stereotype. :)
george bush dosnt… give me solid facts he does, also iran isnt in a very bad state at this point…