Conservapedia on France
Friends,
I remember when my good wife and I were home-schooling my two daughters one of the greatest challenges we faced was finding educational resources of a good enough quality to ensure that our children got the best possible education. Then as now we home-schoolers must look far and wide for reference material that is free of anti-American, anti-Christian and anti-Conservative bias.
Some parents allow their kids to read the online lie-library commonly called wikipedia. The excuse I usually hear is that there is nothing better, well that may have been the case but not any longer. An exciting new project run by friends of ShelleyTheRepublican promises to set the record right and give our kids a science and history resource that is free of any kind of bias or prejeduice.
Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of “political correctness”. Conservapedia will eventually be the greatest encyclopedia since Microsoft’s Encarta, but until then please familiarize yourself with what makes it different from Wikipedia and enjoy this excellent featured article:
France
History
France’s History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered “winners” of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill’s part.
Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.
Geography.
France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein. Who the heck cares anyway as long as they stay put.
Culture
France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called “Champagne”. They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.
All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.
Politics
France is one of the world’s few remaining Marxist / Communist states. It’s president, Jack Chirac is one of the few world leaders who has open diplomatic relations with known terrorsts and left-wing extreemists such as Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and John Kerry.
Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.
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this version was removed because of “removing more vandalism”. the aim of wikip??Ǭ©dia is to give facts, without any point of view. I’ve found conservapedia quiet good but it’s a shame that people didn’t try to participate to wikipedia
What a lake of culture, you realy do not know France to say things like that …
Please come to France, you will see that we are not communist, we do not only drink wine and eat cheese. Please, please, open your mind, go to France and understand you are thinking wrong.
Do I smell jelousy :P ?
I went visitin france when I was in the US Army. Boy does it stink!!! Real bad. Frenchies do not know how to speak when you ask them things and take your money and say they will git you things and then do not come on back. This hapened to me lots!!! They lie and stael. Even them Krauts is better. Man we knew we had the Ivans in front of us and and the frenchies at our back. can y’ll guess whos we liked most???
Aint no suprize to us Veterans when they showd how yella they is.
France? KEEP IT!!!!
Holton
Jelousy ? No, at all ! Just some corrections, we are not like you described us.
Holton, When have you visited France ? France is today just like every country in Europe : modern. It is like Germany, Italia, UK or Belgium. Please look at the current Europe and see what France realy is.
I do not say that America is bad : I like America so much as Europe, but I do not like your description of France.
I am French and I do not steal the monney of other people. You know, in France The law prohibited and punishes the steal. I never stole anything and few people in France are rubber (so many as in the US I think).
Don’t worry, my dear French man. I am a quarter French myself and meant that the original post sounds like jealousy :) Jealous of the good wine, jealous of the language, the culture.. Why else had the “Founding Fathers” implemented their constitution on the base of the French Revolution? Because it’s one of the world’s best achievements!
Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.
Ypu are absolutely right there… It is Damn hard for you to tell facts from fiction,…Every thing you write in this article is made up by you, and doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have a single fact,…Like everything else that is written by STR.com, 99,9% is fabricated facts, and just plain lies ( Like their fake Christianity )
You are ignorant and just stupid, and a very good reason why there should be laws against homeschooling children for people like you….
I can easely come up with “facts” just as good.
76 percent of the American population is overweight, and 99% of republicans are weighing 120 Kg or more.
In the state if Ohio, Bananas are the main resource of food.
In Texas the population belives, that taking a bath more than once a year is a direct health hazzard.
American football was invented bacause they were too afraid to get hurd, hence all the padding. ( that may actually be correct )
The main income in Allabama is to Shine shoes.
G.W.Bush is actually a very bright man, and has done USA and the rest of the world a lot of good…
The largest lake in the USA ( Lake Lack of Wisdom ) is situated between Nebraska and Florida…
Armadilloes are worshiped as Gods of the sun in Kansas…
The most common reptiles througout Florida are Republicans…. This is actually wrong, it has come to my knowledge, that the Alligator is more common there… Sorry :o)
You see, i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m ALMOST as good as you are…Almost.
/True Christian
Man I dont want to known what you think about Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina, and so on!!!, this is the most fictional site ever!!!, you invented a new genre: the “religius-fiction” BETTER THAN SCI-FI!!!
I’m so glad Conservapedia exists. Now I can find out “facts” without the risk of being brainwashed by ideas that don’t fit within the narrow scope of my fundamentalist Christian mind.
I think the government should make a special Internet just for Christians so that we can be protected from the evil lies of the Islamic French liberal communists.
I think the government should make a special Internet just for Christians so that we can be protected from the evil lies of the Islamic French liberal communists.
We at STR.com have been campaigning for evicting liberals from the Internet, which would amount to much the same thing as you propose.
Tristan, it’s about time our kids has the chance to here the real facts and not the facts that are made up by the liars and whoremongers on the looney liberal left. You can bet that Mrs. Neck will be consulting this frequently and our home school circle’s gonna know about it too!
Yes, an please ban all OSes except Windows. Ban all browsers except IE! And finally, every computer within the “Christnet” can easily be infected, hacked or whatever else!
We will gladly use our old free internet, where all fundamental Christians ar gone because of Christnet. Finally, we can browse all with Firefox on our Linux-Boxes! “hoooray!”
Eventualy, dear STR-team, we found something we all would like :D
Ya ban all ta librels from usin ta internet. And then hang them at the stake for commitin blasfimy.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!
I’ll never get tired of french-bashing , it’s so funny …
We are a communist state ?! What a joke ! ( actually they’re at less than 5% in the surveys )
” and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator.”
We simply didn’t want to get involved in an useless war ( since you acually brought in Iraq more islamists than there was before ) for false reasons ( where are the mass destruction weapons ? ^^)
@true christian: i love your “facts”. good one!
it’s amazing how oblivious some americans seem to be…without a lot of frence and german, this site would be called “the british colony blog” valley forge, general von steuben, the battle of yorktown? remember?
greatings from old europe, which saved your butts from the british!
TobS
France?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?winners?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s part.
1. France?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s hisory is a little more.
2. Never heard of the Resistance, eh? Without them, D-Day would likely have been a bloody disaster for the Allies.
3. They had no choice but to surrender. The Wehrmacht was already marchin?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•down the streets of Paris.
4. Loosing against Germany in WWII is not a shame. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a destiny the french shared with quite a lot of other people.
Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.
He actually did. Heck, he came even a few miles farther than Hitler. Napoleon actually reached Moscow. Oh, adn his reformations in Germany basically made the way for the future, uniting all those tiny ramshackle kingdoms into a few bigger ones.
France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein. Who the heck cares anyway as long as they stay put.
Just say West of Germany. And north of Spain. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s easier to imagine then.
France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine.
Okay, the cheese is just okay. But the wine is far fom acid. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the best to go.
All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.
A few demonstrants don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t make a civil war. Islam is not running rampart, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just tolerated (like in most other european countries). And no, we won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t join with the frogs. Having them as partners in the European Union is enough, thanks. (No offense intended :))
France is one of the world?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s few remaining Marxist / Communist states.
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s democratic, seriously.
The largest lake in the USA ( Lake Lack of Wisdom ) is situated between Nebraska and Florida?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
OWNED!
@Holton: France has changed a lot. Heck, now they even cooperate on a military scale with the rest of Europe. A fine example would be that new attack helicopter, the so-called Euro-Tiger. The project is a german-french jointventure.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Oh boy, I could laugh my *** off! This article is (once again) hilarious. Though I must confess that “franmany” has a nice ring to it.
Everyone should know that this article and its entire content is not to take seriously. You should recognise this the minute they talk about “free from bias” in the same sentence they are talking about “in favour of Christianity and America”.
God or Lucifer or whoever bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Sen
P.S.: Though I must admit that one thing really gets me down when talking about France: It is true that you won’t get far there with English. You should really be able to speak French since English with French dialect seems to be language of its own.
saddam hussein is dead you mugnugget! unless chirac is a medium i doubt they are now friends
Lieberals like Sen are so dumb they think truth is satire and lies are truth. And can’t see past their raging BDS.
It’s a shame that terrorists and liberals are launching DoS (denial of sanity) attacks today in a futile attempt to squash the truth.
Our homeschool group is doing free study today since our primary resource, Conservapedia, is inaccessible. Liberals really do hate children, don’t they?
And why does “True Christian” hate America so much? Freedom scares the heck out of totalitarian moonbats.
Thanks to you, German, to say the truth about Europe ;) (Vielen Danke Deutsche Freunde ! - Ja ich habe Deutsch als erste Fremdsprache in der Schule gew??Ǭßhlt)
The world is not like this blog describt it, please read the very true description made by Proud german. You are welcome in Europe, just see, then talk.
Richard 23 February 23rd, 2007 3:45 pm
And why does ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?True Christian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? hate America so much? Freedom scares the heck out of totalitarian moonbats.
I do not hate America, but i hate the way Bush has destroyed the once so great nation, and draggin the rest of the free world into a future of even more terrorism.
I hate the way STR.com CONSTANTLY manufactures facts, and if their so called facts are not fabricated, it must be just pure ignorance or lack of knowledge… And if so they should not be allowed to home school their children… Coz you just can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get more stupid….
So no, i do not hate America as a nation,…
Regarding my “facts” i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m just playing allong with the authors of this site.
As Americans i know you take great pride in your nation, and believing it to be the greatest nation on earth.
Comming from Denmark i think our country is the greatest nation on earth.
The Germans think they are living in the greatest country, and so do the French, the chinese, the English etc.
My point is, stop badmouthing other countries and creating facts, stop beeing so selfcentered, thinking you are better than the rest of the world…You are not.
/True Christian
Hey, Richard, as long as the terms of service still state this site is satire, I will regard it as such ^^
“…my words say otherwise.”
Hahahahahahaha! And we’re supposed to take you seriously? Hahahahaha! Please: make.it.stop. Sides.hurt.
Richard 23 February 23rd, 2007 8:07 pm
I do not hate America, but?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?my words say otherwise.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
yea, and?
Comming from Denmark i think our country is the greatest nation on earth.
Hahahahahahaha! And we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re supposed to take you seriously? Hahahahaha! Please: make.it.stop. Sides.hurt.
And what is so funny about that, Please elaborate on that, give us some of your infinite wisdom…Sorry i forgot, you belive in everything the STR crew tells you…You are a republican, a fake Christian and therefore not able to think for yourself, so the joke is on you…. :o)
/True Christian
i think “shelleytherepublican” is the cleverest liberal on the internet.
I assume this is satire.
Why does it run GNU/Linux?
Hi - the French state is a Roman Catholic country, with a lot of partiots. They dont want to be Communists, maybe a small number of French would like to live in a communist states, but most of them not. President Chirac he is from the conservative party in France.
I would like to ask you, did you go to school ? Because ??ou dont have any knowledge in history. My nativ language is Gemran. Can you imagine to talk in Italian or in Czech - and to give then right answer. “Take the burning cigaretts and can you put it into your “arse”!…its nice, you feel like a X-mas tree.
A famous song and the translation (only 2 of the 12 verses of the song) :
_____________ French version _____________
http://www.paroles.net/texte/15646/print/1
…
Ils comm??Ǭ©morent au mois de juin
un d??Ǭ©barquement d’Normandie,
ils pensent au brave soldat ricain
qu’est v’nu se faire tuer loin d’chez lui,
ils oublient qu’??¢‚Ǩ¬† l’abri des bombes,
les Francais criaient “Vive P??Ǭ©tain”,
qu’ils ??Ǭ©taient bien planqu??Ǭ©s ??¢‚Ǩ¬† Londres,
qu’y avait pas beaucoup d’Jean Moulin.
…
Finies les vendanges en octobre,
le raisin fermente en tonneaux,
ils sont tr??ǬÆs fiers de leurs vignobles,
leurs “C??Ǭ•tes-du-Rh??Ǭ•ne” et leurs “Bordeaux”,
ils exportent le sang de la terre
un peu partout ??¢‚Ǩ¬† l’??Ǭ©tranger,
leur pinard et leur camenbert
c’est leur seule gloire ??¢‚Ǩ¬† ces tarr??Ǭ©s.
…
_____________ Translation _____________
…
[The French] commemorate in June
the Normandy landing,
They think about the brave US soldier
which died far from home,
They forget that, far from the bombing,
the French did shout “Vive P??Ǭ©tain!” [Visit wikipedia.org],
And were hiding far in London,
There was very few Jean Moulin [resistant],
…
After the grape harvest, in October,
the wine ferment in barrel,
They [french] are very proud of there vineyards,
The “C??Ǭ•tes-du-Rh??Ǭ•ne” and the “Bordeaux”,
They export the “earth blood”,
worlwide,
Their plonk (old wine ?) and their smelly cheese,
the only pride of this degenerate.
…
Dear Shelley
You are such a fucking moron. I had no idea people as thick as you knew ho to use computers. Have you ever left whichever redneck shithole you were brought up in? This is the most biased, unintelligent bullshit I have ever read in my life, and that’s saying something.
By the way, why don’t you read the article on Fidel Castro? I’m not sure you’d like it.
France is communist? I WISH
I think some of us shouldn’t be so harsh towards the people who run this site. If you act in aggresive retaliation, your just giving them more proof that were posessed by demons etc. They do have an admirable devotion to their mission, you have to admit. Still, I feel that a lot of feelings have been hurt. Negros are the work of satan?! that practically Screams RACIST!!!!
i know a lot more of france than the pals at conservapedia, and im only 16
hey tristan you stupidass i’m gonna love telling you this france helped us out in the revoltionary war dumbass biggot.
Ban Home Schooling
Please if you are in any way serious report yourself to the police or something because really you are ruining those little girls lives. Feeding them pure bullshit!! I hate the france but, really,compared to you I would marry them en mass! I just hope that the girls have more brains than you do and see what foaming morons you must be..
oh and @ tristan without liberals youd be writing with pen and paper and wiping your ass with your hand…
Have a nice day all!!
You fucking idiot.
Go suck cocks in hell.