Exciting Announcement!
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At Shelly The Republican, we know that out children are our most precious resource.? With government schools quickly dissolving into an open festering sore of drug addicted teachers having sex with students, is it any wonder that Lie-berals believe they can win the 2008 election with either a black muslim who smokes and snorts cocaine or a lesbian murderess?? ?Morality, schmality,? Obama-Nation cries out, ?let?s lower the age of consent to five.?
More than ever, we need to get books into the hands of our children that will teach them basic decency and respect for their country, two things that you will not find in government schools.
Democ-Rat teachers produce democ-Rat children.? In 10 years
the students and teachers will look alike.
Therefore, it?s with great pleasure that we announce the formation of Children Are Our Most Precious Resource Books.? This high quality line of titles is perfect for Christian Schools and Home Schools alike.? And short, easy to read words make these books perfect for the whole family!
While we?re still in the planning stages, we do have a number of titles currently in development that we are proud to share with you!
The Boy Who Cried Orange Alert
This lushly illustrated story teaches children that Homeland Security is no joke.
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Ahmed Converts
Poor Ahmed prays nightly to his inferior god to know the healing power of Christ.? Will his wish be granted?
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The Berenstien Bears Prepare For Disaster
Uh-oh!? Do YOU know what to do when the Terror Alert goes to red?? Poor Papa doesn?t!?? And Mama Bear?s not home!
Baby’s First Book Of Homeland Defense
From ?Air Tight? to ?Ziploc Bags?, this charming book shows kids in a light hearted and unthreatening way what to do when terrorists reduce their hometown to a smoldering mass of rubble.
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Mommy, Why Do They Hate Us?
Children are often confused as to why terrorists would want to harm the most caring, helpful and friendly nation that ever existed on this earth.? This sensitive book gently introduces your child to the concept of unrepentant evil.
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?The Snitch Who Saved The World
Seven-year old Billy?s best friend Jack has been acting a little strange lately.? Why?s he drawing a beard and moustache on his face with marker?? And what?s that ?Hillary For President? sign doing in his front yard?? Something?s fishy and Billy is scared.? Should he rat out his best friend?? And to whom?
Three Blind Liberals
Oh, those funny liberals!? They?re so concerned about sipping cappuccinos in their uptown Manhattan apartments they wouldn?t know a terrorist threat if it chopped off their tail!
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Mrs. Cheney And The Bad Bunny
?Bad bunny,? scolded Mrs. Cheney, ?Bad, bad bunny!? Bad, bad, bad, bunny!??
In a world where sodomy is taught to kindergartners in public schools, it?s important to give a child practice in rebuking things normally thought of as benign.? With its repetition of ?bad bunny? a cute and cuddly rabbit turns into an object of hatred, teaching children the value of not accepting things at face value.
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“..most caring, helpful and friendly nation that ever existed on this earth. ..”
Hmm, which country do you describe here? I can immagine many countries that match this criteria, but since you don’t like Europe and Canada, nor Asia or anything else, I simply can’t figure it out.. Am I too stupide? :)
“The Boy Who Cried Orange Alert” is a greek fable written by esope and the picture were drawn by tony ross , a Yurpen …
+ they don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want healtcare for those who need it.
They want all Africans to be sterilized, since they breed too much and don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t benefit the USA ( According to sHELLey).
They are pro the KKK.
They are for torture and deathpenalty.
They think it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s ok to kill innocent children in Iraq and Afghanistan, since they all will grow up to become terrorists….
Yep, helpfull and friendly my A..
But times are fortunatelly changing. The Democrats are the vast majority now, So most Americans do have a brain and know how to use it…. America will soon be back on the path of God… Praise Jesus :o)
“This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.” –George W. Bush, on the fiscal year that ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006
“We’re never been stay the course, George.” –George W. Bush, attempting to distance himself from what has been his core strategy in Iraq for the last three years, interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Oct. 22, 2006
“You’re one of the outstanding leaders in a very important part of the world. I want to thank you for strategizing our discussions.” –George W. Bush, meeting with the prime minister of Malaysia, New York, N.Y., Sept. 18, 2006
“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” –George W. Bush, interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
Jesus V Bush
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushvsjesus.htm
/True Christian
These books will provide an excellent home-schooling resource. I shall certainly be investing in all of them. Thank you for bringing them to my attention.
oh shelley:-) let not forget:”Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.” (Eccles. 25:22)
i recommend you to become a “towelhead” or skinhead yourself because i don’t think you want to angry your god:”For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.” (1 Cr 11:6)
and as a True Christian, and saying you love your children, do you smash them against the ground? ’cause your holy bible tells you to do to be happy:”Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!” (Psalms 137:9)
The STR crew says,”Liberals lie to children and warp their minds! Wait a minute now,that’s OUR job!”
…My “Loving” Friends, Family, & “Dear-Ones”: “The-Cat” is *NOW* …”Out-of-the-Bag”! ***NO-ONE*** has *EVER* been …***ADDICTED-TO-ALCOHOL***…!!! (…’Got-It’?) …Just like …*FORMALDEHYDE*! >>>*ALCOHOL*-IS-A-*POISON*
“The Snitch Who Saved the World”? Teaching small children to rat on others? “Mrs. Cheney and the Bad Bunny” Teaching children the “value” of hatred? Just like in Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union!
“Democ-Rat teachers produce democ-Rat children. In 10 years
the students and teachers will look alike.”
Im sorry, but your the ones who are conformists and try to mold everyone to be alike.
Demorcrats and Liberals are all about being yourself.
Not some brainwashed freak praying to God every five secs and being limited on the things you can do.
Oh Em Gee! I want to read these books so much! This has to be your best idea to date!
*stares*
You poor brainwashed fool.
Re-publican IRS agents produce Re-publican children. In 10 years the children and IRS agents will think alike instead of thinking for themselves!
NOOOOOOOOOO
Say it aint so!
*runs to nearest republican baby*
*kicks it*
*baby flies to ocean and drowns*
One down million more to go!
i have an idea TheTeenBiGothChick, why not kill all intolerant people?