My Conservapedia Biography
Friends,
Many of you write in to ask more about the select group of patriots who write ShelleyTheRepublican.com. Not so long ago, Shelley asked us all to introduce ourselves to the readership, but in my case I just never got the chance. I was too busy doing God’s work to spend time blowing my own trumpet. Well now things are a changing. The good folks at conservapedia wrote this about me, and I’m only too happy to present you a short summary of my life.
Tristan J. Shuddery is a family-values campaigner who lives in Adair County, Oklahoma. Born Topeka, Kansas in 1942, Tristan J. Shuddery has dedicated his entire life to restoring American traditional values in an age besetby rampant liberalism and a rising tide of secularism that threatensto deny and destroy our most dearly cherished beliefs.
Shuddery first came to know of his vocation when as a young man hefelt compelled to oppose the anti-American excesses of the ACLU. Motavated by the outrageous judicial activism of the day, in May of’54, Shuddery lead a group of his fellow students in protest against liberalisation of the education system. Shuddery’s willingness to challenge the excesses of school policy earnt the respect of local Christian men’s sciocieties. Ever since then, campaigining for American values has been in his blood.
His later high-school years were victory both on and off the athletics track, however a period of sudden illness prevented Tristan from fulfilling his life’s dream: To serve America in Vietnam, however Shuddery was determined to serve his country. He helped form a group which was dedicated toexposing communists within America, thus helping to eliminate threatsat home. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was drawn to work in government.
As director of Tuttle City’s IT infrastrucutre, Shuddery lead the first-ever faith-based civil IT infrastructure defense program. This revolutionary program was designed to introduce Christ’s message right into the heart of government, and thus deny the big lie of liberalism, the seperation of church and state. Under Shuddery’s leadership faith based technology programs in the state of Oklahoma have doubled.
Recently, Shuddery obtained his PhD in Faith-based software-development from Patriot Bible University. Shuddey also holds an MSCS qualification, one of the most highly recognized qualifications in the technology industry. His in-depth knowledge of tecnology has enabled him to address controversial issues, such as the Linux controvorsy. Shuddery’s desire to fight for what is best for America lives on.
In 2004 Shuddery resigned from his post at Tuttle city and has re-dedicated his life to his original passion: Sharing American values, talking-up the family and raising funds for good causes. Tristan moved along with his wife to Elohim City, Oklahoma where he helped establish ShelleyTheRepublican.com, a centerist, pro-family web-site which is now one of the worlds most popular conservative news-portals.
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I read this intresting article aboute baldness
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/11/22/baldness-gods-punishment-for-sinners.aspx
http://www.tuttle-ok.gov/index.asp?Type=B_BASIC&SEC={CC5DEFB6-1B2A-4783-A5F8-A92275C95081}
Tristan ?= Jerry :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_A._Taylor
No problem, it matches perfectly !
Yeah… totally believable that you were protesting by the time you were 12.
Idiot.
so i went to conservapedia.com and looked up Tristan J. Shuddery and there was no page. None at all. Did you think we were all too lazy to check your sources? That not one person would take the 30 seconds it takes to see if it’s really there or not. Lying is a sin. You’re going to burn.
however a period of sudden illness prevented Tristan from fulfilling his life?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s dream: To serve America in Vietnam
Sudden illness? What happened, did you have a flu, you little coward? Damn, he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s one of those lousy service evading scum, too!
As director of Tuttle City?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s IT infrastrucutre, Shuddery lead the first-ever faith-based civil IT infrastructure defense program. This revolutionary program was designed to introduce Christ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s message right into the heart of government, and thus deny the big lie of liberalism, the seperation of church and state. Under Shuddery?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s leadership faith based technology programs in the state of Oklahoma have doubled.
SO that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s why Oklahoma is still so backwater. Oh, I bet as soon as the liberals were in government again, he got fired and the shit disbanded.
Recently, Shuddery obtained his PhD in Faith-based software-development from Patriot Bible University. Shuddey also holds an MSCS qualification, one of the most highly recognized qualifications in the technology industry. His in-depth knowledge of tecnology has enabled him to address controversial issues, such as the Linux controvorsy. Shuddery?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s desire to fight for what is best for America lives on.
PhD in faith-based software-development? Wow, now that are fake titles if there has ever been such. I bet the government never gave the permission to issue such stuff. Thus it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s innofficial bullshit.
MSCS? A microsoft title. Ok, now he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s officially a biased man. Otherwise he would not get Microsoft to give it to him. A brown noser.
ShelleyTheRepublican.com, a centerist, pro-family web-site which is now one of the worlds most popular conservative news-portals.
And one of the greatest sources of comedy on this planet. :)
Oh, and I wonder how he has protested at the college in an age of 12.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
faith-based software development…like having faith that the software will work? or…how the hell does that work? that’s funny.
‘PhD in Faith-based software-development from Patriot Bible University’… this has made my day :D Really :)
Probably he is trained to pray effectively so his Windows don’t crash… so often.
Slovak Bloke
MSCS ? That stands for Microsoft Cluster Services. There is no MS certification with an MSCS acronym:
http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/certifications.mspx
And that PhD is a joke:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Bible_University
This one made my day. Once they try to post verifiable facts they get torn to shreds on those facts. Stick to posting the insane drivel you always do, that’s much more fun.
stupid tristan
hahaha tristan so are you also a part of that klan from topeka kansas that protest soldiers funerals? lol…
Tristan + PHD = funny ass shit…
Tristan + MSCS qualification = shows stupidity…
Tristan + STR = kkk racist satan worshipping BS
Peace
Litha
Dear Tristan,
I just wanted to let you know that I think you are HOT! You are the kind of man I want. I can’t wait for gay marriege is available (which soon will be) and get a man like you. Who know, you might be the one…
Love,
Robert