Remembering Reagan
Friends,
Let me tell you a true story about a great Republican hero:
A friend of the President brought a young race horse to the Reagan’s ranch in California. This horse was the offspring of a long line of thoroughbreds but was known to have a wild spirit, untameable and therefore unrideable. The powerful beast had long defied the attempts of any of it’s trainers and eventually broke it’s reigns and set upon the ranch staff in a red-haze of bestial, brutal vengeance.
Wild and free: Who can tame this mighty stallion? All who tried had failed.
In it’s demon-possessed anger it set upon a young stable-boy, the newest member of the ranch-staff who had volunteered for the dangerous duty of cleaning this horse. Fearfully, the boy retreated from the ravaging equine’s cruel blows, tripped and fell dazed to the stable floor. Those that looked on became paralyzed with fear, it was if that unconscious boy was only seconds away from death beneath the cruel pulverizing hooves of the mad, mad horse.
It was at that moment when President Ronald Reagan, entered the stable, as he was making his daily inspection of his Ranch.
Ronald Reagan was unafraid of any challenge. Amongst his god-given gifts was the power to tame any horse, an ability only matched by his contempt for communism and love of America and Jesus.
Reagan understood the gravity of the situation immediately. A lesser man would have ran, or perhaps ordered an assistant to intevene, but our President did not know the meaning of cowardice. At great risk to himself he felt compelled to act.
Before his secret service men could pull him back he ran towards the Horse’s pen, easily lifting the young stable boy to safety with his powerful muscles, strong from years of chopping wood, hunting, fishing and other rugged outdoor pursuits. Ducking the whiplashing hoofs of death Reagan narrowly escaped death as he pulled the unconcious boy from the savage stallion. The insane beast lunged at the President, spittle and bile flying from it’s razor sharp teeth. But quick as a flash, the President turned and fixed the creature with a solid gaze - a powerful gaze borne from iron determination, long nights of battling the enemies of America and a true faith in Jesus Christ.
I’d like to think that was the exact same gaze that Reagan used on the Ruskies, the same look he gave to the Iranians and all the other people who hate freedom: It’s the look that says America will not stand for this aggression.
And then a miracle occurred, like a bear shot in the heart the rampaging beast just stopped. The horse, as if pierced by President’s reproachful gaze became tranquil and becalmed. Ronald Reagan reached out and stroked the now gentle race-horse on it’s brown face. He was the first person ever to be able to touch that horse.
From that day hence, Reagan and the horse became best of friends. There are some who say that President Reagan would speak to it on matters of important state policy.
Just then the stable telephone rang, and an astounded-looking secret service person informed the president that he was required urgently. The president took one last look at the mighty horse and then strode off purposefully, to do his duty to keep America safe from Terrorists, Homosexuals and Mexican immigrants. From that moment on the horse was perfectly tame. They say it went on to win the Kentucky Derby and many other important races. That young man grew up and eventually became a prominent member of the Republican party just one of millions of Americans whose life had been touched by that great President.
And we all know that the young President went on to win the biggest race of all, defeating Communism and reclaiming America for Jesus Christ. And how do I know all this? For the simple reason that I WAS that stable boy and President Reagan saved MY life.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
PS. If you know of any other great true stories about President Reagan email them to me. I will post the best reader’s submissions later this week.
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Mr Shuddery Sir. I ain’t shamed to tell y’ll I got tears in my eyes. I do believe hes a ridin that horse in Paradise right now wit Jesus right besides him on Seabiscuit.
God Bless you and all TRUE AMERICANS.
Holton
Friday Funnies are two days early this week, it seems.
Einmaliger, you liberals like to laugh at everything. That is why your party is in a state of shambles and your corrupt ideology has been discredited and debunked.
I’ve got news for you - most Americans respect what President Reagan did for us. Most Americans were thankful that he brought Jesus back into government like it says we should do in our Constitution.
Why is it that liberals are incapable of seeing the good in this man?
Jajajaja, nice story, I have to admit it, you rat-publicans have a really big imagination, the only good I see in Reagan is the fact he is dead and no other president continued his crazy idea of putting nuclear weapons and alike in the space, he almost destroy the planet, where is the comunist menace now? In your imagination morons!!!
President Reagan, a true God-fearing American, vanquished the communist menace using his powerful gaze. Such is the power of faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. America is free because of him and men like him that came after, like Presidents Bush and Bush.
Imaginary the followers of Satan are not, as “Think different”’s post shows clearly to all right-thinking men. Beware, those of true faith! Do not let yourself be swayed by the leftist propaganda that tells you that “it’s ok to think/be different”! That way lies godlessness and terrorism and letting your children grow up gay.
Jajajaja, dont worry, Im not gay neither a terrorist, but I “think diferent” and part of that is not fear a god that no one never EVER saw.
What was the name of the Lentucky Derby winning horse? Just wondering. Please answer.
That’s the most colorful story since the story of young George Washington chopping down a cherry tree! When his father asked who did it,George said “I cannot tell a lie,I did!” The story was supposed to be a moral story about honesty but the story was a LIE made up by a schoolteacher! As far as thinking goes,I think for myself and research the facts so I can avoid falling for leftist,neo-con,”Christian” Zionist or any other political or religious lies!
Reagan was a puppet of the globalists just like the rest of these elitist politicians! The Cold War,like the War On Terror is a part of the Hegelian Dialectic! Create or exploit a crisis,offer up a thesis(”good guys”) vs an antithesis(”bad guys”) for a pre-planned goal,a synthesis of socialism and social control(the New World Order)!
reagan was crap even as an actor
he’s actually been the beginning of USA end
inchalla he’s gone to hell
Amazing and astonishing story. President Reagan was also a very humble man it seems because he made sure that this story was never known while he was alive and running for public office, and perhaps even while he was not very well at all and still running for public office.
And you too must have been sorely tempted over the years to share your amazing life saving experience with the world. but I guess you were unconscious all the time after being battered by the mad horse’s furious hooves, and you only learned the truth when you woke up in hospital. Perhaps you didn’t need hospitalization at all and the President laid you in a crib or other quiet spot in the stable. Where the secret service people helpful or was their only concern the President’s health and safety?
Please collect all the stories you get and put them in a book so that i can buy it.
reagan was a nazi of epic proportions.