Pastor Bucks Catches Up
[Pastor Bucks asked me to post this for him.]
As I have been working on an intensive round of therapy? with a fellow pastor to help him overcome certain weaknesses that Satan exploited, the questions asked of me have gone unanswered.? You will all understand that while the questions of the?sheep are important, priority must be given to the shepherd without whom the flock quickly lose their way.? Since God reached down his merciful hand?and cured him, I now have a few spare “cycles”, as they say, to get back to the sometimes less than sincere questions posed by those who need God the most.? As pathetic many of these questioners (and questions) are, I always remember that even Jesus walked among drunkards, whores, idolaters, liars, bums, homosexuals and lepers.
Ari writes -
Hello Pastor. Although I am not a Christian, I would like to have my questions about God answered. Although I am an atheist, I am serious that I would like to have my questions answered. First off, if there is a god, why did he allow September 11 to occur. Secondly, what proof do you have there is a god? And finally, why is recycling bad? I thank you if you answer these questions.
First off, let me say that it would behoove you not repeat yourself.? It’s clear that you would like to have your questions answered.? There is really no reason to say this more than once.? God appreciates brevity and so do I.? That said -
1) God allowed September 11th to happen to punish the United States for its rampant and unchecked wickedness.
2) God exists because He created the Earth.? He gave us the Bible to tell that He did this.?
3) Recycling is bad because it introduces the concept of re-incarnation to our young people.? This confuses there minds and leads to question God’s existence.? Therefore, it should be stopped.
Fag writes (and because I used his “name” I’ve probably committed a hate crime)
so i have a question for all to ?republicans? and especially Pastor Bucks, if GOD gives us the choice to choose between believing in him or not, and IM ASSUMING that everyone of you believe GOD created man, therefore directly giving us the concept of CHOICE?why would GOD give us the choice to BE (and i use that very causually like im sure you use the words FAG, NIGGER, JEW, etc? cause all of you are educationally handicapped) gay or lesbian. I think your GOD doesnt give two shits about what the fuck you are but how you treat people?remember that concept ladies and gentlemen but of course you wouldnt because your iq is so low because your dad is your brother and your mas just a dumb hooka. peace and love to the gays! and death to all else?SODOMY RULES!
Again, presentation is everything.? Capitalization, proper use of punctuation, avoidance of using all capital letter and proper sentence structure all help to get your message across.? Your question almost gets lost in your editorializing.? This is true of most homosexuals and liberals, especially since the two words are interchangeable.? God does NOT give you the choice to be gay.? That choice is given to you by Satan directly.? (It is also worth pointing out that “Jew” is not a derogatory term.? “Kike”, “Hebe”, “Dead Sea Pedestrian” and “Hymie” are slurs.? “Christ Killer,” however, is merely descriptive)
Jesus March opines
Im German. You have a problem? Good. Didn?t think you did. How about this? How about every Christans severed head sitting o a plate? Hm? That sound good? I hope it does. GOD ID DEAD. America isn?t the best country you idiots. And, damn teh Republicans. They ruin everything. I recommend you get healed by Satan. Not ?God?. You all deserve to die. MASTURBATE IF YOU WANT. THINK THOSE THOUGHTS IF YOU WANT. Do what you want. Don?t let ?god? Dictate your life. Which doesnt belong to you it belongs to ?him?
While I may be criticized for reprinting this, it points out what utter and complete amoral barbarians the Germans are.? First an unsuccessful?genocide against the Jews and now the Christians.? Since there was no question, I, of course, cannot answer it.? Instead, I’d urge you to call the German Consulate at (212) 640-9700 and tell them in no uncertain terms that until they call off this new Christian Holocaust all Christians plan to boycott German goods and services.? Good Christian Americans do not buy German goods and services to begin with, but it’s probable they will be too drunk to make that connection.
TheBiGothChick posits
I have a question..
ignore the thing up there..
but um..
What do you think of The Beatles?
and Switchfoot?
I’d like to clarify something.? The Problems page is the place to ask questions so unless you are a genocidal German it’s a give that you are going to ask a question.? This mean that you do NOT have to start out with “I have a question”.? That said -
1) All rock and roll is sinful and hateful to God.? This includes “Christian” rock, rap and any other secular music that tries to make?God “hip”.? I have burned plenty of Beatle records in my time.? From John?Lenin’s blasphemous statements to?hiring?a retarded person as a drummer,?everything about them flies in the face our Our Lord and Savior.? Add to the fact that ?both Lenin and McCartney married men (and you wondered why Linda and Yoko were so unattractive) and good Christians should avoid them as if their lives depended on it.? Because it does.
2) I know nothing of this Switchfoot, nor do I wish to know anything.? The only thing I can say is that the name sounds like “switch hit” which is when?homosexual who takes the “female” role in sodomy “switches” to the male role.
God bless you and keep you!
I will try to answer more of your letters the first chance I get
Pastor Bucks
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I have a question for Pastor Bucks.
My church of Brian the Blessed regularly allows its hall to be used by an ‘unmarried mothers’ group so they can ’socialise’ and ‘chat’. We all know that unmarried mothers are wanton sluts and a burden on society with their constant demands for free housing and their rapacious sexual appetites, so surely the church hall is no place for these ‘unmarried mothers’ to meet? Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for them to congregate in some car park or back alley?
asym42
Thats easy to awnser. They shuld not congregate at all. They should put there child away for adoption by a propper christian family. Then they should become a nunn and clearly step away from ther sinfull past. Then they are in a possition where they can pray to Jesus and begg forgivnes for there whoring ways.
Jajaja, hey, why dont you kill them?, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a solution too!!!, now seriously, be aware of judging others because you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ll be judged too.
This is true of most homosexuals and liberals, especially since the two words are interchangeable.
In your definition I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m liberal. And I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m straight. What does this tell us?
God does NOT give you the choice to be gay. That choice is given to you by Satan directly. (It is also worth pointing out that ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Jew?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is not a derogatory term. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Kike?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Hebe?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Dead Sea Pedestrian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Hymie?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? are slurs. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Christ Killer,?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? however, is merely descriptive)
So why does GOD give Satan the choice to give us the choice. After all, he created Satan and he must have known the consequences….
While I may be criticized for reprinting this, it points out what utter and complete amoral barbarians the Germans are. First an unsuccessful genocide against the Jews and now the Christians. Since there was no question, I, of course, cannot answer it. Instead, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d urge you to call the German Consulate at (212) 640-9700 and tell them in no uncertain terms that until they call off this new Christian Holocaust all Christians plan to boycott German goods and services. Good Christian Americans do not buy German goods and services to begin with, but it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s probable they will be too drunk to make that connection.
1. Sorry, no genocide in sight. That guy is just a nutjob.
2. God is dead! Gotta love Friedrich Nietzsche! The whole sequence: “God id Dead!” -Nietzsche “Nietzsche is dead!” -God “Some people are born posthumously!” -Nietzsche
One of the best philosophical jokes that are around. PS: God is dead has a meaning. Try Wiki to find out how it is meant.
3. Please boycott our stuff, please! The better for us. Our european neighbours are buying way more anyways.
About Rock & roll: The Beatles are good, the Rolling Stones rock and Ramstein is just terrific. Makes my standpoint clear.
Oh, and I have a question, too:
AS you consider the USA of the 40?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to be ok, why did god made it that so many GI?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s were killed by the Wehrmacht thanks to strategical and tactical mistakes combined by insufficient training?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hi shelley people
Hester here, to say THANK YOU for posting and answering my friends comments (Ari and TheBiGothChick are some of my best freinds. We have young democate meetings together!!) We have a ball with your website as you can see. I truely find fault with almost everything you say.
I wonder how you’ll all react if Bush really does get impeached. (I would be thrilled and it looks like Proud German up there wouldn’t be too sad either)I pray to God it will happen soon. God is a nice guy and Im sure He’s rather mad at Bush for all the lying (is a sin) and killing (is a bigger sin) he’s done or has ordered to be done.
Love, Hester!!!
“All rock and roll is sinful and hateful to God. This includes ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Christian?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? rock”
Well what about captive free? and Echeloen(sp?) and Daniels Window?
Cause their all christain rock bands… that my church kinda promotes…
and im a Lutheran btw..
So yea… Are they still bad even though a holy sanctuary is helping them out???
9/11 was a conspiracy and the federal government was obviously involved because they quickly disposed of the evidence of the crime scene at the WTC,delayed investigation,then finally put together a government cover-up commission(9/11 was a criminal conspiracy,not an act of war by alleged Islamic bogeymen!) Calling a Jew “Christ killer” IS a slur! Modern Jews didn’t have anything to do with Christ’s death any more than today’s Germans had anything to do with the Third Reich or today’s Southerners had anything to do with slavery in the Antebellum South! The Pharisees turned Jesus over to Roman authorities and Roman soldiers nailed Christ to the cross almost 2000 years ago! The Pharisees were the political ancestors to today’s Zionists(”Jewish” AND “Christian”) and many Jews aren’t Zionists! Zionism(the Zionist Israeli government and American Zionist Neo-Cons) is part of the 9/11 conspiracy and the War OF Terror! Changing subjects,recycling leads to a belief in reincarnation? The idea is absurd on its face! Most people recycle or re-use in order not to be wasteful,nothing more! Does noticing when bad things happen to bad people lead to believing in karma? Maybe you’re merely noticing it happens sometimes! Does going to chain stores or fast food chains you’re familiar with when visiting a strange town lead to believing in deja-vu? Maybe you feel comfortable with the familiar! Does turning down a hamburger when someone offers you one lead to a belief in sacred cows? Maybe you’re not hungry! On the subject of homosexuals and liberals being interchangeable,if Focus on the Family is right and there are only 1% of US citizens that are homosexual,why are there so many liberals if homosexuals don’t reproduce? As far as Rock music goes,NOWHERE in the Bible does it say that God hates Rock music! Music isn’t evil in and of itself! There are evil deeds,there are evil lies,evil hateful words said to stir violent actions etc,but music can’t be evil just because you don’t like the sound of it! A Rock instrumental can’t be evil,it’s merely music! “Bad” and “good” music is a matter of personal taste,a musician’s talent or lack of talent! By the way,the Beatle you’re referring to was named John Lennon! Lenin was the first Premier of the Soviet Union!
“God exists because He created the Earth. He gave us the Bible to tell that He did this.”
Hahaha. I love this circular logic. Its the most ridiculous thing and it shows them how simple minded and foolish they are.
I am German and I support the church.
But if you call Jews Christ Killers, AND you condemn the Holocaust, then I believe some of your previous logic is faulty.
I am, however, confused as to your gender…ma’am? Sir?
Caroline
I strongly believe God exists because there is order and structure in the universe and in nature. I’ve never heard an explanation from evolutionists how the ancestors of inter-dependent animals randomly evolved to fill said inter-dependent niche just in time. For example,there’s a species of bird that feeds on the parasites on rhinos. If one didn’t exist,the other would die. There’s also a species of fish that feeds on the parasites on sharks. One couldn’t survive without the other. How remote are the odds that random evolutionary processes led to these animals? I think this suggests a higher intelligence,a Creator! The fundamentalist type of statement, “It’s in the Bible,God said it,that settles it.”isn’t as convincing an answer.
dear idiot
it saddens me to believe that such a potentially good citizen has wasted all their time on being a discriminating whore. I would also like to point out that we Jews have upheld G-d’s laws much better than the average Christian (and about 6,000,000,000,000 times better than you (love not hate))
I would love to see you rotting for all you have a said, and can say no more than you have gotten just about everything wrong in life (go to http://www.nationstates.net/left_wing_vegetarians that’s me!)
I hate you.
May i remind you that the Romans killed your “Christ”
Who was a liberal hippie who preached peace (kinda like me) and a Jew.
Your Jewish (un) friend
ZOK
P.S.: Maybe if u actually listened to what christ said u’d be a better person, i don’t even believe in him, and i’m already (too large to depict) times a better person than u…