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Phyllis Schlafly put her faith to action by standing for
morality as the US voted for sin.

While reading Janet Folger’s The Criminalization of Christianity: Read This Book Before It Becomes Illegal! I came across a story that I remembered but somehow let slip out of my mind.? Maybe this good old boy is getting?a little more?”old” than “boy”!? I’m kind of surprised I forgot it because it’s a perfect example of God and Democracy working hand in hand!

In 1972, the Homosexual Agenda began it’s assault on American Values by introducing the Equal Rights Amendment.? For those of you that are too young to know about it, the ERA would have legalized abortion, drafted women into the Armed Forces and encouraged women to desert their families? by mandating that they get paid the same as men.? And if that weren’t bad enough both the House and the Senate ratified it!? But that’s what you get when Lie-berals control both houses of Congress.? Like Katherine Harris said - “If you’re not a Christian then you’ll legislate sin”.? And it’s a sign of the Devil’s work that it passed it overwhelmingly with the House voting 354 - 24 and the Senate voting 83.

So sure were the Homosexual Agenda of passing the ERA, they
had standard issue t-shirts printed up that all women were required to wear

Once they got that done it was up to the states to ratify it and to give it as much of a chance as possible they gave the states seven years to do it in.? Wasn’t that nice of them?? You could almost hear lesbians all over the country getting ready to?serve their celebratory herbals teas.? Us Christians, though, could hear God saying to himself, “How best to destroy this wicked nation?”.? Right off the bat, a whole bunch of states put it to a vote.???No one knows what lies Satan told to get people to vote for it -? Free Judy Garland records, outlawing brassieres, free daycare -??but by 1977, 35 of 38 states had ratified it.???Needless to say, God was getting pretty steamed and?it looked like this bicentennial would be our last.

And then came a woman named Phyllis - Author, lawyer, speaker and mother of six.? She took a look around and said no.? “No,” she said, “this will not stand.? I see through this even if the majority of Americans do not.? This is the work of Satan and the stamp of Hell is on the invoice.”?

Mrs. Schlafly knew that if the ERA passed then the American
home would quickly look like this.

Now you gotta understand that it only took three more states to make this blasphemy a part of the Constitution of the United States.? Three more states and the foundation of the Homosexual Agenda would be firmly installed.? Three more states and Brezhnev and his commie pals needed only to knock on America’s door to get invited in for herbal tea and the destruction of capitalism.? Three more states until God brought his wrath down upon this country in decline.

Phyllis got it.? Phyllis heard the voice of God as His voice thundered down, as with David, “”Who is this uncircumcised Philistine that he should defy the armies of the living God?” (1 Samuel 17:26).? And Phyllis knew what she had to do - Stop the Equal Rights Amendment dead in it’s vile and horned tracks.

Since 1967 she wrote a newsletter called The Phyllis Schlafly Report.? I imagine it started out as a Christmas letter type of thing (”Merry Christmas!? The stork dropped off baby number six this summer and while he’s adorable, I told that old stork that since the liberals hadn’t yet repealed the Second Amendment, I was gonna pull out my shotgun if he showed up again!? Ha ha!? I’m kidding, of course!”) and then grew to include more political content.? She composed an article denouncing the ERA and exposing it for what it was - dangerous and destructive to the moral fabric of America.? A woman in Oklahoma subscribed to the newsletter and took?the article?to the Oklahoma state legislature, which, when they read it, flush the ERA back down to the cesspool it arose from.

Where the ERA came from and where it was returned to

With that little mustard seed, the mountain of the ERA was moved, cracked and broken.? Five states that had ratified it actually took the bold step of DE-ratifying it, such was the shame they felt at being duped.?

Phyllis Schlafly could have just thrown up her hands in despair.? She could have said, “Oh, oh, oh, what can I do?!? The majority of Americans want to invite sin and corruption into this country, so I’ll have to go along with that.”? But she didn’t.? She refused to let the majority win.? She refused to allow the erection of a modern day statue of Baal in America because most Americans felt like dancing.? With God’s help, she managed to stall the last three ratification of the ERA, killing it before it could be fully born.

Trim, determined and polite, Mrs. Schlafly ulimately won her
round of the culture war.

We, at Shelley The Republican, salute Mrs. Schlafly for her devotion and concern for this country and her adherence His word and Republican principles to keep the spirit of Democracy alive in these United States!

God is Love!
BBN

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Mericful Father
Today Your church lies on the bed of secularism
Like a whore with its legs spread
Bending Your word to fit a sinful society
Rather than insisting the society live by Your rules
And so we humbly ask You to destroy Rick Warren
And all Purpose Driven Churches
In particular, Spring Creek Church in Pewakee, Wisconson
Which has so far left Your teaching
That the pastor saw fit to tell the audience his wife was “hot”
And?they included in their service
An impersonator of a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted singer of “rock and roll” who died of a drug overdose on the toilet to sing Your praises
We know that Elvis Preseley burns in Hell
And has no place in the glorification of Your name
And that everyone in attendence should be struck dead in Your mercy

Amen

BBN
God is Love

[This rememberance of President Reagan was sent to me by a former John Foster Dulles scholarship winner.? The award was given out?by Little Rock Community College and was discontinued after President Reagan triumphed over the Evil Empire.]

In the summer of 1917, Oregon, Illinois smelled of the good clean freshness of corn on cool mornings before the sun got too high.? Lovingly carried by competent Mid-West breezes, the scent would blow in through the window and dance across the rosy cheeks of the boys and girls of Oregon, gently but firmly waking them for a day full of frolicking at the swimming hole with penny candy the Pa Kenny?s General Store and Grange.? It always felt like summer on days like this.?

America’s cornfields feed the world and make children smile.
This is why we fight islamo-fascism in all its treacherous forms.

Nobody loved summer more the little Ronnie Reagan but ever since the Christmas of 1916, Ronnie and his mother took an hour a week to sit down at his little wooden writing desk to write to Ivan, his pen pal in a far away country called Russia.? It was a strange and marvelous place filled with dancing bears and opulent palaces made completely of gold.? Ivan said he lived in one of those.? How Ronnie had cried bitter tears when he read that.? He crumpled the letter in his pint-sized fist and flung it to the floor.? ?I hate being poor,? he yelled!? ?When I grow up I will be wealthy beyond belief!? I will?show that Ivan!?? He grabbed?the photograph that Ivan sent him ? Ivan sitting on a snow white horse in front of a gleaming place ? and was just about to tear it in two?when his mother reminded him that all the money in the world couldn?t buy Jesus? love.? Ronnie felt ashamed and flung himself into his mother?s arms, weeping.

From there on out, his letters to Ivan glowed with an inner serenity far beyond his years.? But it was true ? they were poor.? Ronnie?s father was an Irish Catholic, which meant that he frequently drank himself out of jobs leaving his wife to scrape together pitiful suppers made from potatoes and radishes.? A nickel was a lot of money in those days, but she always found?a way to pay for the stamp to mail the weekly letter to Ivan.

Unlike working mothers today, President Reagan’s mother devoted
all her energies to her child.? He grew up to become President of the
United States of America.

In the summer of 1917, little Ronnie Reagan worried.? While Ronnie faithfully wrote Ivan every week, he?d not gotten so much as a postal card from Ivan.? Was he alright?? Was he angry that Ronnie had Jesus and all Ivan had was grand clothes, a private tutor and any toy he wanted?? Had Ivan been eaten by a dancing bear?? His mother told him something about some trouble in Russia in February, but what did that have to do with Ivan?? How Ronnie?s mind whirled and whizzed with so many questions but no answers.

Summer faded and the corn ripened and soon the fields everyone helped harvest the crop.? What a sense of community!? In his later years he frequently spoke of those days when the whole town pulled together.? ?I miss those days,? he said once at a fund raising event at the Ritz Carlton in 1979, ?the days where you knew your neighbor and your neighbor knew you and there was no such thing as a hand out ? only a helping hand.? The days when you could walk down the main street of your hometown without tripping over a drug addict.? The days when America spoke English?

Habla ingles?? ?NO! Imagine how wonderful America was without
illegal immigrants infesting our town and refusing to learn our language!

September gave way to October and soon the frost was on the pumpkin and still no letter from Ivan.? By now, Ronnie guessed that their pen pal correspondence was over but, always faithful and stalwart even as Alzheimer?s ate away at his mind and body, he continued to write.? Oh, maybe the letters lacked the sly wit and shared confidence of his first letters but that was to be expected and his mother did not chide him.

On October 26th, 1917, little Ronnie Reagan smiled.? His father managed to stay sober enough to hold his job for almost six months.? This meant that, with the family?s debts paid off, Ronnie could buy that football he had his eye on.? The competent Mid-Western winds bore the first signs of winter and danced across his rosy cheeks.? Aimlessly wandering down the main street, he saw a crowd of people crowded around Pa Kenny?s General Store and Grange all straining to read something.? Curious child that he was, he tugged on a man?s jacket.

?Hey, mister,? he asked, ?what?s all the commotion??

?Oh, hello, Ronnie.?? It was Mr. Carroll who seemed to stop by once a week to visit with mother.? ?Seems that the Russian peasants kicked that old Tsar off of that golden thrown of his!? It?s no time to be a man of wealth in Russia.? I can tell you that much.?

Ronnie pushed through the crowd and saw a newspaper with the headline ?Tsar Nicholas II Forced To Abdicate?.? He didn?t really understand what that meant but as he scanned the paper he saw a picture of a boy just his age on a snow white horse in front of a gleaming palace.? Beneath the picture these words were written.? ?Not even the children spared ? revolutionaries are reportedly killing the young and old alike.?? Even as he felt the tears well up inside himself, he said to himself, ?No.? No, I will not cry.? That is not the way to honor my dead pen pal friend, Ivan.? No.? Instead, I vow to you, God, to destroy these revolutionaries some day and to wipe them off the face of this Earth.? I swear this to you.?

Poor little Ivan was mercilessly executed by Communists who were the
al Qaeda of their day.? If they only knew how Ivan’s death would affect the
course of history, they may have thought twice.

On Christmas Day, 1991, President Reagan smiled as he heard the new that Mikhail Gorbachev resigned as ?President? of the USSR rendering the Soviet Union extinct.? Mrs. Reagan saw him wipe something from his eye.

?Ronnie,? she asked tenderly, ?are you all right??

?Oh,? said the President, ?I?m just fine, Mommy.?

Nancy frowned slightly.? ?What?s going on in that great big handsome head of yours??, she asked.

?Oh,? he sighed with a dream-like satisfaction, ?I?m just thinking about a boy I knew a long time ago.? And a promise I made to him.?

God Bless You, President Reagan!? We’re sure you’re up in Heaven
keeping freedom alive there, as well!

Pat Boone was once the most hated man in America.? In his almost carnal lust for the almighty dollar, he recorded watered down versions of Negro ?rock and roll? songs thereby acting as a gateway to unadulterated evil of the originals.? Who knows how many souls suffer in Hell because of him??? But like Billy Baldwin he?s seen the light and now works actively to save as many souls as he condemned.? He just started the Pat Boone 2007 TV Decency survey which needs, as he says, five million people to say enough is enough.? The average child sees 38 sexual acts on TV per day and that 38 sexual acts too many.? So if you?re tired of seeing TV shows containing hardcore, explicit sexual acts between homosexuals who swear and commit unspeakable murders then I urge you to help Pat Boone, your children and America by filling out this survey.

Briefly Patriotic - The 2007 TV Decency Survey

Friends,

Have you heard of a new project called “OLPC”, otherwise known as “One Laptop Per Child” - it’s the latest crazy product to come out of silicon valley, and the Linux people’s last ditch attempt to get anybody to use their product. Most computer experts know that Linux is not yet ready for the desktop, and I guess the Linux crowd know that too which is why they have chosen to put it on laptops designed for children. They cynically suspect that a younger audience will be prepared to accept a laptop which cannot play their favourite games.

The “state of the art” OLPC - this machine is primative compared to a modern Windows Vista laptop, so why are Linux fan-boys claiming that it is the best ever computer?

When I say “laptop”, this OLPC machine looks nothing at all like my modern Windows Vista based laptop. Vista is a marvel of modern American Christian engineering which allows me to run the world’s best software such as Microsoft Word (which I’m using to write to you now), and Microsoft Excel to do our Church accounts. AtShelleyTheRepublican .com we even use Microsoft Access to compile dossiers on suspected terrorists in our neighborhood. None of this would be possible without Windows Vista Home Premium Edition and Microsoft Office.

Is this what kids want? A laptop that cannot play great Christian games like “Left Behind: Eternal Forces” or Derek Smart’s Battlecruiser 3000AD. We also note that the OLPC project does not come with a standard Bible reference utility. Why have the OLPC developers rejected Jesus?

Unfortunately the OLPC does not run Windows or Office, and lacks any of the thousands of programs familiar to Windows power-users. Unfortunately due to short-sighted planning there is no way theOLPC users will ever be able to rectify this problem because contrary to the spirit of Open-source the OLPC does not include any programming features. It is not compatible with Microsoft Visual Basic.net the world’s best development system.

An early prototype of the OLPC designed for African villages. It’s designers attempted to save money by using rows of switches instead of keys, naturally this plan back-fired they way all Linux projects do. People were not prepared to accept an overtly anti-christian product.

The makers of the controversial Linux OS Program are currently being sued for over $3Bn in damages by SCO group, one of the companies that invented the Minix operating system from which Linux was copied. Linux’s dirty little secret known only to a few free-thinkers in the computer business is that it incorporates stolen SCO technologies such as “RCU”, a patented military-grade secret that is now being exported at a discounted rate to America’s enemies. Next time Al-Queda want to write a computer-virus you can be sure that they are using American-made RCU to help send porn to your family’s home computer.

Get ready for an explosive desktop experience… not! OLPC’s 2 dimensional user-interface reminds us of computing technology that is almost 20 years old. Why have the OLPC team turned their back on progress?

To me, this all seems like a big missed opportunity. What on earth is the purpose of providing low-cost laptops to the 3rd world other than to train up the next generation of outsourced laborers to do work for America. Unfortunately the OLPC does not include anything useful such as VB or call-centre training software.? I just don’t see how we benefit from this technological hand-out.

We at STR have a better suggestion. Why not take all the funds for the OLPC project and use it for something genuinely helpful. We propose a global bible-distribution / abstenance program which will teach people how to get to heaven and keep potential terrorist weapons like the OLPC out of dangerous foreign hands.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

It ain?t even worth arguing the point that the United Nations is about as effective as Michael Moore would be as a Weight Watchers spokesman.? Sure, liberals still try to put up a defense of a governing body devoted to corruption and amorality but it?s half-hearted at best.? It?s full of cowardly men to afraid to make any real decision and even if they did they couldn?t back it up.? And so, it?s a fitting metaphor that the new secretary general of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon (and you though hippie names were weird) flinched like a homo at a dodge ball game when a terrorist missile came a little too close to the caviar cart waiting for him at the end his press conference.? But it?s always kinda funny when Chicken Little really does see the sky fall!

Briefly Patriotic - The UN Metaphor

[Pastor Bucks asked me to post this for him.]

As I have been working on an intensive round of therapy? with a fellow pastor to help him overcome certain weaknesses that Satan exploited, the questions asked of me have gone unanswered.? You will all understand that while the questions of the?sheep are important, priority must be given to the shepherd without whom the flock quickly lose their way.? Since God reached down his merciful hand?and cured him, I now have a few spare “cycles”, as they say, to get back to the sometimes less than sincere questions posed by those who need God the most.? As pathetic many of these questioners (and questions) are, I always remember that even Jesus walked among drunkards, whores, idolaters, liars, bums, homosexuals and lepers.

Ari writes -

Hello Pastor. Although I am not a Christian, I would like to have my questions about God answered. Although I am an atheist, I am serious that I would like to have my questions answered. First off, if there is a god, why did he allow September 11 to occur. Secondly, what proof do you have there is a god? And finally, why is recycling bad? I thank you if you answer these questions.

First off, let me say that it would behoove you not repeat yourself.? It’s clear that you would like to have your questions answered.? There is really no reason to say this more than once.? God appreciates brevity and so do I.? That said -
1) God allowed September 11th to happen to punish the United States for its rampant and unchecked wickedness.
2) God exists because He created the Earth.? He gave us the Bible to tell that He did this.?
3) Recycling is bad because it introduces the concept of re-incarnation to our young people.? This confuses there minds and leads to question God’s existence.? Therefore, it should be stopped.

Fag writes (and because I used his “name” I’ve probably committed a hate crime)

so i have a question for all to ?republicans? and especially Pastor Bucks, if GOD gives us the choice to choose between believing in him or not, and IM ASSUMING that everyone of you believe GOD created man, therefore directly giving us the concept of CHOICE?why would GOD give us the choice to BE (and i use that very causually like im sure you use the words FAG, NIGGER, JEW, etc? cause all of you are educationally handicapped) gay or lesbian. I think your GOD doesnt give two shits about what the fuck you are but how you treat people?remember that concept ladies and gentlemen but of course you wouldnt because your iq is so low because your dad is your brother and your mas just a dumb hooka. peace and love to the gays! and death to all else?SODOMY RULES!

Again, presentation is everything.? Capitalization, proper use of punctuation, avoidance of using all capital letter and proper sentence structure all help to get your message across.? Your question almost gets lost in your editorializing.? This is true of most homosexuals and liberals, especially since the two words are interchangeable.? God does NOT give you the choice to be gay.? That choice is given to you by Satan directly.? (It is also worth pointing out that “Jew” is not a derogatory term.? “Kike”, “Hebe”, “Dead Sea Pedestrian” and “Hymie” are slurs.? “Christ Killer,” however, is merely descriptive)

Jesus March opines

Im German. You have a problem? Good. Didn?t think you did. How about this? How about every Christans severed head sitting o a plate? Hm? That sound good? I hope it does. GOD ID DEAD. America isn?t the best country you idiots. And, damn teh Republicans. They ruin everything. I recommend you get healed by Satan. Not ?God?. You all deserve to die. MASTURBATE IF YOU WANT. THINK THOSE THOUGHTS IF YOU WANT. Do what you want. Don?t let ?god? Dictate your life. Which doesnt belong to you it belongs to ?him?

While I may be criticized for reprinting this, it points out what utter and complete amoral barbarians the Germans are.? First an unsuccessful?genocide against the Jews and now the Christians.? Since there was no question, I, of course, cannot answer it.? Instead, I’d urge you to call the German Consulate at (212) 640-9700 and tell them in no uncertain terms that until they call off this new Christian Holocaust all Christians plan to boycott German goods and services.? Good Christian Americans do not buy German goods and services to begin with, but it’s probable they will be too drunk to make that connection.

TheBiGothChick posits

I have a question..

ignore the thing up there..

but um..

What do you think of The Beatles?

and Switchfoot?

I’d like to clarify something.? The Problems page is the place to ask questions so unless you are a genocidal German it’s a give that you are going to ask a question.? This mean that you do NOT have to start out with “I have a question”.? That said -
1) All rock and roll is sinful and hateful to God.? This includes “Christian” rock, rap and any other secular music that tries to make?God “hip”.? I have burned plenty of Beatle records in my time.? From John?Lenin’s blasphemous statements to?hiring?a retarded person as a drummer,?everything about them flies in the face our Our Lord and Savior.? Add to the fact that ?both Lenin and McCartney married men (and you wondered why Linda and Yoko were so unattractive) and good Christians should avoid them as if their lives depended on it.? Because it does.
2) I know nothing of this Switchfoot, nor do I wish to know anything.? The only thing I can say is that the name sounds like “switch hit” which is when?homosexual who takes the “female” role in sodomy “switches” to the male role.

God bless you and keep you!

I will try to answer more of your letters the first chance I get

Pastor Bucks

The Democ-RAT “Leadership”

We at Shelley The Republican recognize that the President of the United States is the captain of the ship of state and he makes the decisions.? It takes a lot of different jobs to run a ship but in the end the swabbies that scrub the toilets don?t decide policy.? So when the latrine jockeys in Congress wanna tell President Bush under what circumstances he can and cannot hire and fire federal attorneys, then I call foul.? I ain?t sure how anybody can?t see the move by Congress to force President Bush?s staff to testify under oath as anything but cynical attempt by the Democrats to open up a partisan fishing trip with no clear cut goal.? This can only result in years of investigation costing the tax payers millions of dollars better spent? winning the War on Terror.?

Briefly Patriotic - The Ship of State

Friends,

Let me tell you a true story about a great Republican hero:

A friend of the President brought a young race horse to the Reagan’s ranch in California. This horse was the offspring of a long line of thoroughbreds but was known to have a wild spirit, untameable and therefore unrideable. The powerful beast had long defied the attempts of any of it’s trainers and eventually broke it’s reigns and set upon the ranch staff in a red-haze of bestial, brutal vengeance.

Wild and free: Who can tame this mighty stallion? All who tried had failed.

In it’s demon-possessed anger it set upon a young stable-boy, the newest member of the ranch-staff who had volunteered for the dangerous duty of cleaning this horse. Fearfully, the boy retreated from the ravaging equine’s cruel blows, tripped and fell dazed to the stable floor. Those that looked on became paralyzed with fear, it was if that unconscious boy was only seconds away from death beneath the cruel pulverizing hooves of the mad, mad horse.

It was at that moment when President Ronald Reagan, entered the stable, as he was making his daily inspection of his Ranch.

Ronald Reagan was unafraid of any challenge. Amongst his god-given gifts was the power to tame any horse, an ability only matched by his contempt for communism and love of America and Jesus.

Reagan understood the gravity of the situation immediately. A lesser man would have ran, or perhaps ordered an assistant to intevene, but our President did not know the meaning of cowardice. At great risk to himself he felt compelled to act.

Before his secret service men could pull him back he ran towards the Horse’s pen, easily lifting the young stable boy to safety with his powerful muscles, strong from years of chopping wood, hunting, fishing and other rugged outdoor pursuits. Ducking the whiplashing hoofs of death Reagan narrowly escaped death as he pulled the unconcious boy from the savage stallion. The insane beast lunged at the President, spittle and bile flying from it’s razor sharp teeth. But quick as a flash, the President turned and fixed the creature with a solid gaze - a powerful gaze borne from iron determination, long nights of battling the enemies of America and a true faith in Jesus Christ.

I’d like to think that was the exact same gaze that Reagan used on the Ruskies, the same look he gave to the Iranians and all the other people who hate freedom: It’s the look that says America will not stand for this aggression.

And then a miracle occurred, like a bear shot in the heart the rampaging beast just stopped. The horse, as if pierced by President’s reproachful gaze became tranquil and becalmed. Ronald Reagan reached out and stroked the now gentle race-horse on it’s brown face. He was the first person ever to be able to touch that horse.

From that day hence, Reagan and the horse became best of friends. There are some who say that President Reagan would speak to it on matters of important state policy.

Just then the stable telephone rang, and an astounded-looking secret service person informed the president that he was required urgently. The president took one last look at the mighty horse and then strode off purposefully, to do his duty to keep America safe from Terrorists, Homosexuals and Mexican immigrants. From that moment on the horse was perfectly tame. They say it went on to win the Kentucky Derby and many other important races. That young man grew up and eventually became a prominent member of the Republican party just one of millions of Americans whose life had been touched by that great President.

And we all know that the young President went on to win the biggest race of all, defeating Communism and reclaiming America for Jesus Christ. And how do I know all this? For the simple reason that I WAS that stable boy and President Reagan saved MY life.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

PS. If you know of any other great true stories about President Reagan email them to me. I will post the best reader’s submissions later this week.