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Alberto, Youre doing a heck of a job!

Friends,

Why is it that liberals and ultra-leftists are so determined to undermine the prestige of the Justice department, one of the USA’s great institution. It seems the defeatocrats are in a spin because the department decided to cut away some of it’s dead wood, and some of the sacked staff just happened to be card-carrying ultra-leftists.

So now the Democrats in congress are braying for blood - and they have one particular target in their sights, the man who has devoted his entire life to Justice: Alberto Gonzales.

We at STR.com call on the President and all patriotic Republicans to stand up for Alberto and say “You’re doing a heck of a job”. Let’s remind the Democrats that Mr Gonzales serves at the pleasure of our President who was elected by one of the biggest majorities in our Democratic history.

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Loopy democrat-wingers accuse Alberto Gonzales of firing 8 anti-American lawyers for “political” reasons, and that he did so because of instructions from Karl Rove. However Alberto confirmed under oath that he had no memory of the outrageous things the democrats accused him of. How on earth do the democrats expect that somebody as important as Alberto should know about every single left-winger his staff have to fire for incompetence. It’s just impossible.

Instead of investigating and criticizing this patriotic American they should be investigating the people who really hate America: Islamofascists, Illegal Immigrants, Abortionists and Homosexuals.? And now the liberal media are complaining about the fact that George W and Karl Rove communicate over the gwb43.com private email server. Just because the Democrats cannot afford a private email service they have to get all uppity and start bush-bashing again. They say that it’s a “conspiracy” and that George and Karl used a “secret” email system to keep their discussions out of public records. Well I don’t know about that, what I do know is that there’s never been a Presidency as open and honest as ours. There’s nothing sinister about using a GWB43 account.

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The GWB43 mail system is like a private club open to key members of the Republican Party, such as myself. Contrary to the statements made by politicized left-wingers, this system is perfectly secure. Why? Because it’s made using the latest Outlook Web Access technology from Microsoft. As you can see, Internet Explorer and Outlook are an unbeatable combination.

For example, I use my GWB43 account all the time - The entire staff at STR.com were issued GWB accounts so that we could report suspected terrorists and left-wing agitators directly to the relevant government authorities. We Republicans know that a good government is a slim government, and what could be better than running email services from the private sector? As usual, the defeat-ocrats just do not have an answer, only angry lies.

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Dear Karl, Democrats say I can no longer email you, because they do not think we have the right to use a non-carbon-neutral email server when hungry children are starving in Africa. As usual their angry jealous rhetoric shows only their contempt for the freedom you and George W. Bush have spent your life fighting for.

Do the Dems hate the 1st Amendment as much as they hate America? If the Democrats had their way we would all have to use a government mandated system, unless of course you are one of their protected groups: Homosexuals, Illegal Immigrants, Islamofascists and Femenazis.

It’s yet one more kookie policy in the hateful Democratic agenda.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

10 Comments so far

  1. Proud german April 6th, 2007 2:37 am

    the man who has devoted his entire life to Justice: Alberto Gonzales.

    And is btw responsible for things like Guantanamo….

    our President who was elected by one of the biggest majorities in our Democratic history.

    That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a joke, right? Hello, the elections were as close as it can get. Right now, almost 60% of the country disagree with Bushie.

    Well I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know about that, what I do know is that there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s never been a Presidency as open and honest as ours.

    Oh, my god, I think we don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t need any Friday Funnies today. :)

    Because it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s made using the latest Outlook Web Access technology from Microsoft. As you can see, Internet Explorer and Outlook are an unbeatable combination.

    Outlook and IE? Wow, the 50% of it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s time it runs, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s total hacker bait, then.

    PS: You could still mail Mr. Rove over an open e-mail-server.

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH! Oh, and arrest that moron Gonzales!

  2. jay April 6th, 2007 4:02 am

    Don’t we all want to have our email conversations private ? Why shouldn’t the government officials enjoy the same privileges as we do ? I was in the understanding that all are born equal and share equal rights as members of the society. Although it’s important to keep track of those who want to destroy the paradise and scorn the system. It’s just right to deny information from that kind of people, because they could use it to their evil advantage.

  3. bubba April 6th, 2007 7:09 am

    All 8 attorneys fired were Republicans appointed by President Bush. What makes them lefties, just the fact that they got fired?

  4. Susanne R. April 6th, 2007 7:58 am

    Unfortunately, email is likened to a postcard in the US Mail. Anyone can read it… even though it was intended for one specific person. Don’t ever think than an email you send is “secure”. If you keep the “postcard” rule in mind, you (and others) should be okay. Don’t ever write anything in an email that could incriminate or embarrass you… unless that kind of thing doesnt bother you.

    :)

  5. Justin April 6th, 2007 11:53 am

    Great blog you’ve got here - very humorous.

  6. Danny Ditto April 6th, 2007 8:22 pm

    jay,that’s so funny! If we exercise our God given right to criticize a corrupt government,or “scorn the system”,we will “destroy the paradise” of our Big Brother government! “Verbal terrorism” will send the government into collapse and anarchy will break out! Everything will blow up like “V for Vendetta”! You’re such a comedian,jay!

  7. Jack April 9th, 2007 8:05 pm

    Try something that is against this conservative nonsense!
    http://texaslive.blogspot.com

  8. Steven Ziebell April 10th, 2007 1:59 pm

    You know after reading through this comedy site for a while, I get the impression there are people who think this is serious. SCARY

  9. Rook December 20th, 2007 12:06 pm

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  10. whattheheck-i am great July 11th, 2008 11:44 am

    The 2004 Presdential election was the closet Presdential election since 1916.Check you facts!!!!!

    FUCK THE FUCKING RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!

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