The Big Lie of “Global Warming” or “Global Climate Change”
Dear Friends,
you might remember my daughter Lisa from her previous article about oral sex and other perversions. Like all members of the Goodman family, she is a great writer and modern thinker. Needless to say that she is a devout Christian. This is her school essay about the so called “global warming”. Have fun reading.
Yours,
Shelley Goodman (proud mother, proudly American)
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The Big Lie of Global Warming or Global Climate Change, by Lisa Goodman
If you check who is believing in the modern big lie that is global warming you will see that it’s almost exclusively liberals. It’s a well known fact that liberalism is a sickness of the mind just like pedophilia and autism. Liberals are unable to live the good life, like normal Americans can. They can not enjoy the freedom, the wealth and justice the homeland offers to all of us. They have to create a climate of fear and mistrust in order to justify their own paranoia. The latest liberal invention is global warming, which is fake of course. There is no such think. The globe is much to big as to be influenced by us humans and God would never allow it to happen.
Let’s take a sober look at the facts:
Fact1- The theory that the whole globe is warming up can easily be proven wrong by real scientists. The well known and very trustworthy “American Policy Center” says:
There is no global warming. Period.
You can’t find a real scientist anywhere in the world who can look you in the eye and, without hesitation, without clarification, without saying, kinda, mighta, sorta, if, and or but…say “yes, global warming is with us.”
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Because of modern science and improved equipment, a “cooling” trend has been most accurately documented over the past 18 years. Ironically, that’s the same period of time the hysteria has grown over dire warnings of “warming.”
Copyright: Republicanvoices.org
Fact2- Last winter he had a very high number of snowfalls in the United States, it was cold and icy. Where is your “Global Warming” now? Why do liberals refuse to see the facts?
Fact3- Who benefits from the global warming hysteria? Liberals do. Al Gore became a millionaire over and over again with his stupid movie The Inconvenient Truth ( http://www.climatecrisis.net/aboutthefilm/ ). The only think inconvenient here is your bald-faced lying, Mr. Gore! Who else benefits from the hysteria? The solar panel industry! Liberals are heavily invented in solar panels and other nonsense. The latest reports say that it would cost TRILLIONS of dollars to solve this so called crisis. If we go that way liberals would become filthy rich!
So, what can we do to show them liberal morons that we are not falling for their lies and deception?
- 1. I tell you what: Drive the biggest SUV you can buy. “May I suggest a Hummer, Sir?”.
- 2. Burn your trash: If you have your own property, nobody can stop you from burning your garbage, it’s cheaper. My dad always burns the old car tires in our garden. It’s a lot of fun, there is a HUGE black cloud above our area afterwards. We all love to laugh about the morons that complain about it.
- 3. Let them know that you know that they are lying: As soon as on of them liberals comes to our house my dad pulls his gun and tells them to get lost.
- 4. Use a cool bumper sticker like: “Global warming is for fags!” I know it’s rude but it will wake up a couple of sleeping liberals that’s for sure.
Copyright: Foxnews.com
I hear moaning and complaining and whining about the cold weather and the rain all winter long. Now the same people that claim the weather is warming up complain again because it’s warming up. What’s up with them? You can clearly see that they are crazy.
So, rest assured and live your life like you always did. We have a wonderful and bright future ahead of us. After we won the war on terror there is nothing left to worry about.
Lisa Goodman
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Lisa, you are young and smart as a button!
You are right. God does not want us worrying about “global warming” and other such insane issues. If God wanted us to know about that he would have put it in the Bible along with everything else that’s worth knowing.
Your mom told me about your many acheivements for the young republicans. I think the forum deserves to hear more about your excemplary fund-raising activities for the Republican party. But pelease know your position in life. As you read the Bible, I’m sure you understand that God abhors ambitious wopen. One day you are going to make somebody a great wife.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan
My dad always burns the old car tires in our garden. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a lot of fun, there is a HUGE black cloud above our area afterwards.
May I suggest that you inhale that black cloud? Since it’s fun, you shouldn’t mind ;)
Lisa, you are young and smart as a butt!
you are just presenting your parent’s ideas in the even more stupid way.
Please don’t insult my daughter. She has a brilliant mind!
Read this:
http://www.biblebelievers.com/Gipp/GippEssay8.html
1. There would be more land with moderate climate for all those people who are “overpopulating” the earth to live on. (Overpopulation problem solved)
2. There would be more fresh water available for irrigating desert lands. (Food Shortage solved)
3. More arable land to grow crops. (Food Shortage solved)
4. Milder winters. (Heat fuel shortage solved)
5. Milder winters. (Less sickness)
6. More Ultra Violet rays getting to earth. (UV kills some bacteria)
7. Longer summers, longer tourist seasons. (More national income)
Whoever wrote the post posing as Cho Seung-Hui has a sick mind. The corpses aren’t even cold yet, you filth.
This is without a doubt the dumbest rant I have ever heard.
Is this real or an April fools day joke?
I feel sexy feelings for your daughter shelley..
She has been brainwashed, and so were you by your parents. Global warmning is a fact, God does not deside whether there should be Global Warming or not, we humans destroy our earth with pollution and CO2-emission
I HATE all you fucking conservatives, you are so damn stupid, you think that all things happen because God wants it to happen! Well just live in your little fantasy world, while we in the REAL world does an effort so we can stop Global Warming…
But that doesn’t stop me being a pervert. How old is your girl? Is she hot?
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You can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t find a real scientist anywhere in the world who can look you in the eye and, without hesitation, without clarification, without saying, kinda, mighta, sorta, if, and or but?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?yes, global warming is with us.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
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This is a blatant lie. In fact, most scientist look you in the face and say that global warming is not just real, but it’s gotten out of control and we are doomed. Period.
http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/displaypagedoc.asp?id=13619
http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/displaypagedoc.asp?id=20742
Why won’t you show us a picture of your daughter shelley?! OMG you’re selfish!! Burn in hell motherfuckers!!!
“Burn your trash. All products have been produces with natural ingredients”
[Irony mode on] yeah right, Plastic comes from the magic Canadian Plastic tree, and car wheels grow in crops on the happy little carwheel farms[Irony mode off]
When you get killed by a hurricane (god i hope that happens to you) we normal people will probably say “we told you so”
I eat hamsters for lunch, Hilsen B??¢‚Ǩ¬¢b Mrly
Yeah your daughter is so hot. I have always turned on fat ugly little walrusses who doesn’t have a brain;)
You ought to be ashamed of yourself shocked. I am going to report your comments to the FBI. It’s a felony to lust after a minor like you do.
Shelley Goodman + Billy Bob = Lisa Goodman
ugly, ugly, ugly
Tristan Shuddery + Billy Bob = Shelley
bitch, bitch, bitch
Qutoe:
“You can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t find a real scientist anywhere in the world who can look you in the eye and, without hesitation, without clarification, without saying, kinda, mighta, sorta, if, and or but?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?yes, global warming is with us.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?”
You can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t find a real scientist anywhere in the world who can look you in the eye and, without hesitation, without clarification, without saying, kinda, mighta, sorta, if, and or but?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?yes, there is a god.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
You believe in him, too. So why don’t believe in Global Warming? By the way it IS proven!!
And just because I like to say it:
The “inventer” of you religion was German xDDD
Martin Luther is not “american”!
First off, No. I’m sorry, but everything that comes from the earth is not good for you or the world. And if you are stupid enough to burn it so it is released into the world, it is your fault.
Lets take uranium for example. Sure, it encourages growth, but of cancer and extra limbs. It kills plants and animals. And I wouldn’t suggest burning it.
Or maybe think of it this way. If you burnt a tire every 3 months (four a year), for your entire life time,(lets say 90 years), that is 360 big black clouds you are producing. Multiply that by the US population divided by the average family ( 360*(298,444,215/4.5)) comes up with 23,875,537,200 big black clouds coming from the US alone. The one question I want to ask you is this: Where do you expect these 23,875,537,200 big suffocating black clouds to go? Being only temporarily lighter than air and lifted by the heat of the fire, the burnt rubber particles will eventually have to land somewhere, polluting our oceans and rivers, poisoning the land, flora and fauna. And whose fault will it be when we are all starving from FOOD SHORTAGES? I will point at little Lisa Goodman and say “She told us to.” So do you really want to destroy the human race? Use some logical thinking. This may not be the bullet that kills us, but it will be the nail in our coffin.
Aww Shelley it’s cute that you taught your two year old to type, but let’s leave the internet to the big girls ok?
Now, take the tot out of the room and lets get some things striangt. You know I’m moraly opposed to brainwashing kids, so this artical made me quite sad. Lyings a sin Shelley babe, and by corrupting your daugherter like this you are setting her up for I life of misotry. (And mental retadration since you make her bearth in trash, Miss Drug free)
having lust for a minor is not a felony, acting on that lust is.
Shelly, Lisa, and Mr. Goodman (not the candy bar) not all materials used in manufacturing are naturally made on earth. Burning these materials may release toxic fumes which may cause mental retardation (the case with you three) or other health problems including death (Lisa in one year, the others in two or three years.)
Volcanoes come from the earth and harm.
P.S. here’s a suggestion, place 20 CDs/DVDs in a rubber tire, light them on fire, and breath in the fumes.
mt,
what are you talking about? “Having lust for a minor???
This is a Godly blog, Sir. Keep that kind of filth for yourself!
Shelley
Tristen:
If God abhors an ambitious woman, are you directing that comment not only at Lisa, but at Shelley as well? Think before you speak, you just told us that God Hates Shelley.
I also like how you refuse to respond to any of the intelligent arguments, and only laugh in the faces of morons. There are people who go around to places like this and just yell explitives. Why are they the only ones who deserve a response? I demand you have an intelligent argument, instead of sitting there laughing at people with only a few less IQ points than yourselves.
In every academic or professional essay there are strict conduct and respect issues that should never be disregarded. I do not approve and I honestly think that you are not doing your daughter any good by encouraging that behavior, regardless of weather you think the essay content is correct or not!
Ok, she is brainwashed, but that could be reverted in a long orgy with 2 male strippers, 1 bisexual guy, at least a couple of lesbians and Mr Eko.
The essay makes as much sense as the above sentence!
Your daily trash is as natural as the plastic of your daughter’s vibrator.
Go ahead and play with the fun black cloud… I hope you do so!
Regards
Pedro
They have to create a climate of fear and mistrust in order to justify their own paranoia.
Mixing up wreck-publicans and good democrats again, sigh….
Global Warming is no religion. Period.
And well, we have one record summer after another and mild winters here in the last years. Things are warming up.
* 1. I tell you what: Drive the biggest SUV you can buy. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?May I suggest a Hummer, Sir??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
A hummer? SUV?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s are stupid, low quality trash. German cars rule!
* 2. Burn your trash: If you have your own property, nobody can stop you from burning your garbage, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s cheaper. My dad always burns the old car tires in our garden. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a lot of fun, there is a HUGE black cloud above our area afterwards. We all love to laugh about the morons that complain about it.
Well, there are laws that forbid this. So watch out, someone could call the police.
* 3. Let them know that you know that they are lying: As soon as on of them liberals comes to our house my dad pulls his gun and tells them to get lost.
Very diplomatic…but easily the american way. Gunnuts.
* 4. Use a cool bumper sticker like: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Global warming is for fags!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? I know it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s rude but it will wake up a couple of sleeping liberals that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s for sure.
Oh wow, well my sticker is still “There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a village in Texas missing it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s idiot!”
burning_tires.jpg
Burn your trash. All products have been produces with natural ingredients, so why not burn them? How can something that comes from the earth be harmful for the earth? If so, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not our fault!
This girl has never heard of plastic…..
In that little article they forget that the pole caps would melt and half of the earth?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s surface would be flooded.
The German Guy
Too tired for the slogans…
i’m just stating facts shelley. if i were to publicly state that i wanted to screw your daughter, i wouldn’t be doing anything illegal.
Oh my gosh… wow. just wow. global warming is REAL you idiots! open your eyes! i cannot believe this! you have brainwashed your child with absolute nonsense!
Linda,
I AM opening my eyes and I don’t see “Global Warming”!
I see even colder than usual weather!
Global Warming is fake! You are brainwashed! Some scientists tell you that there is Global Warming and you just believe it. Even if everything around you tells another story! Grow up!
Shelley
Ignorance is bliss, I guess. TO ANYONE WHO BOTHERS TO READ THIS COMMENT:
Shelley and crew refuse to reply to things they dont like, but jump at the chance to show some random idiot how stupid he is. “A coward is not one who runs away from a stronger opponent, but is one who picks on the weaker person.” This statement is true regarding strength of muscle or strength of mind. I am calling you out STR, as the cowards you are! I stand up in the face of adversity, purposely calling you cowards out from behind your facade of doctored photos and assumptions and state an actually LOGICAL ARGUMENT.
if some scientists tell you that you are dying, even though you seem perfectly healthy, would you believe them shelley?
Well, shelley, if you truly think I am brainwashed, look at the charts. Watch “An Inconvenient Truth. Ah, ignorance is indeed bliss. You try to block out all of your problems and refuse to acknowledge what is happening RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. You know, I bet God (if he does exsist) looks down upon us and says, “Wow, they’re screwing up, let’s forget about Earth, it’s a lost cause! Well, it was only an experiment, it really doesn’t matter. Let’s move on to Mars!”
By the way, the stuff that you got from Fox news Lisa… EVERYONE, and when I say that, I MEAN everyone, even my devout Christian friends, know that ANYTHING on Fox is “a big lie” as you said it.
Dear Tristan (or any other STR.com moderator for that matter),
may I quote:
“You are right. God does not want us worrying about ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨global warming??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? and other such insane issues. If God wanted us to know about that he would have put it in the Bible along with everything else that??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s worth knowing.”
I know this site is a satire, and although I know you will offcourse deny it, I won’t spark that issue here. Nonetheless, I do want to say something about the quote above. You imply that everything we ought to know is in the Bible, right? Explain to me then how you created “God’s Hitlist” on this site then?
Because as I am sure you know, nowhere in the Bible it says God hates the anti-smoking lobby. Or Linux users. And you say God hates them because “they harm America”. Well, nowhere in the Bible America is even mentioned, so if the Bible tells you EVERYTHING you need to know, “God’s Hitlist” is kinda nonsense right?
Moreover, the most important lesson the Bible teaches us is the Grace of Jesus, he died for our sins so we are forever forgiven, because God loves every single person in the world so much. So again, where in the Bible it says God hates any sort of people? We are his children for crying out loud, he made us to HIS resemblence! Where then did you ever get the idea that he would hate certain people?
Yours truly,
Thomas van der Meer (from the Netherlands)
PS. Sorry I got a little carried away.
I can’t argue that global warming is happening, because the only ones who tells me that are my professors in Oceanology, climatology, environmental science, geography, biology, geology, international studies, and history. Since college professors are on the hitlist, I suppose we’ll have to just take your word for it, Shelly.
I really love this site.
whoever has written this article is a nut and needs to see the doctor.global warming is very much there and has been proved by many scientists over & over again.Right now our priority should be to make the people aware about it & u r telling them there is no global warming.U r mad.
Christine,
I am sorry, but “global warming” is not a fact. It’s a theory.
There are natural temperature changes in nature. This has been the case for the last 5000 years. Nothing new. The liberal media however wants us to believe that we humans caused this, which is nonsense of course.
Shelley
you dont belive in golab warming?
so is suppose those ice caps are just getting lost.
idiots
every mayor scientist worth there title argees, but then what is science any way? only a intensively tested, retested and scrutised set of hypohoises, proven and developed by scientist throught the ages.
alright so what your saying is1the ice caps are getting lost 2 americas ancesters Arnt ueropean 3 sex doesnt make babies 4 evrey major sceintist in the world is wrong and your stupid mentally chalenged daughter is right 5 honestly stop lie absoloughtly no one is buying it honestly if morons like you controled america there would be nuclear wars over who has more twats in there country