A Christian Solution to Liberal Violence
Friends,
As the dust settles it is time to take-stock of the horrors that befell the families of those killed and injured in the Virginia Tech shootings: it’s time for sober reflection on the terrible events of last week. We must ask ourselves difficult questions, such as what went wrong and what must we do to prevent this sort of violence from ever happening again.
I’ve heard liberals say that we cannot prevent gun violence without gun control, but is that really true? Or is it yet more of the social irresponsibility that has rendered liberals unelectable political outsiders for longer than I care to remember.
We at STR.com would like to propose a real solution to the problem of escalating teen violence, and unlike the liberal lies, our solution is built on the most solid of all foundations: The Holy Bible.
The Friendly Atheist? It’s only natural that a student brought up without the guiding light of Jesus, and in a death-culture of instant on-demand abortion would think nothing of massacring a few fellow students. How many more massacres are we going to permit before America realizes the threat posed by the evil atheist minority?
Without God’s law, and a moral compass, what prevents yet another atheist rampage of death? How long before this so-called Friendly Atheist becomes America’s next mass-murderer? It is time to defend ourselves against the risk these dangerous atheists pose.
Actually, the solution is perfectly clear. We need increased profiling of America’s teens. We need to spot at-risk teens before they become a problem by looking out for the classic warning signs that they may be considering an act of terrorism.
We need to build an extensive database of teens who look like they might be intending to reject Church teachings. This may require a large investment in homeland security, but imagine the advantages of being able to keep track of the punks, deviants and goths in your area.
This teenager is showing the classic signs of pre-terrorism. Her speech has begun to sound a little gay / English. She has begun to wear strange and outlandish clothing called ‘goth-rags’, and he has a poor record of Church attendance. Under our proposed system, this kid would be singled out for special treatment at a community-run Salvation camp. Please see this article for more information about goths.
Kids who have been flagged as high-risk can be sent to local community-run “Salvation Camps”, where kids can get to know Jesus again and gain a deep insight into American family values.
But who would run these camps? Certainly not the government. We need a new system of moral guardians that reflects our community values, not the values of a homosexual liberal east-coast elite. We suggest that the church elders of every community should have the power to elect local citizens who can act as moral guardians. These guardians would be tasked with the prevention of vice and the promotion of Christian virtue.
These young men are guests of our Salvation Camp. They have been put to work on a local farm as a way of saying sorry to Jesus for their liberal attitudes. Over a period of three months of hard-work and intensive Bible study, we will crush liberal attitudes and sexual deviancy away.
Wouldn’t that be a great solution? Imagine how perfect the would would be if any time we were tempted to sin there would be a helping-hand to guide us back on to the narrow-path to salvation. Could there possibly be any crime if everybody was a Bible believing Christian? Of course not - it’s just impossible for a true believer to break the law.
Shelley and I have prayed long and hard, and we know that this is exactly the kind of policy that will guarantee yet another term of Republican leadership. Your donatios this month will help us lobby Republican representatives and Senators to get the policies that Jesus wants made into law.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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How exactly is this a democratic solution? No offence to you or the others who thought about this (I mean, your posts here make me laugh daily), but only communists would come up with this idea.
And another thing, if you value the bible as much as you say you do, wouldn’t this be a violation of one of God’s most important principle: free choice?
Well written article, Tristan.
I could not agree more, of course. I hope that at least some good comes out of this bloody massacre and we watch our youth very carefully from now on. We must beat down any sign of terrorism where ever we might find it!
Shelley
How wise you are Tristan. As every good dentist can tell you, prevention is better than cure. There’s little point putting a terrorist back on the straight and narrow path to heaven after he’s gone liberal, killed 31 christians and shot himself in the head is there? With profiling none of this mess would have happened.
The most stupid idea i have seen for a while.
You truly are retarded.
Hey yall. i wanna say im glad i found your innernet. yall seem real smart but i suspeck theres some librals an meybe even som terrists talkin in some of them other comments. better keep an i on phil and abbie for one. aint this a repubplican innernet? tHAT CAmps not a bad idea specially these days but i gotta admit when i was yunger i wasnt all that strate with the lord. i;m saved now and all course thank God. i think mabe if youd put me in a camp gainst my wishes wen i was a buck i wood a raised some hell. I wasant athest or nuthin but jus kinda dum. Maybe id have it comin thou so prolly its a good idea maybe id be saved sooner. whats a goth do we gots them in America cuz i aint seen nuthin thing like that picture
Very well written! I just wonder why they are not sent to Alaska to build roads for example or new rivers?
Very well written! I just wonder why they are not sent to Alaska to build roads for example or new rivers?
An excellent idea. Hard labour is one way to build faith in God.
Yeah, make them wear armbands to easily identify them or maybe tattoo a code on their forearms that identifies their particular transgressions so you know how to deal with them. Keep them in camps where their concentration on the lord will not waver. Maybe bring back stoning for those who will not repent. Lemme watch some more history channel so I can get some more ideas.
In 1933 the newly elected Nazi party set up ‘workcamps’ such as Dachau. Originally meant for political prisoners (communists and social democrats) they also ended up sending the ‘undesirable’ elements of society, meaning Jews, Gypsies, Jehovahs Witnesses, homosexuals and anyone who criticised the regime. These camps were originally small and only a few people were sent there, but in time they grew and many millions of people were condemned to these hellholes for seemingly small crimes. Some of these evolved into extermination camps, where millions of prisoners that were too old, too young or too weak to work were killed by gas. Those that did work were treated poorly, with little food and sleep and long shifts in dangerous working environments. They were tattooed with prisoner numbers so even if they escaped they could be identified and brought back. What did these people do to deserve this? They were born to the wrong parents or they had different sexual preferences or they had the misfortune to suffer from a disability. They commited no great crime against Germany. Some of them even fought for their country in WWI.
What does this have to do with this article of yours. Your idea for work camps sounds very similar to what Hitler and his advisors chose to do during the Holocaust of Nazi Germany. I suggest you read the Wikipedia article about it and reconsider your racist, sexist, homophobic ideas before it is too late and the armies of the world are marching towards Washington DC baying for your murdering American blood.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust
Great ideas bubba! Climate change is the hint of God to grow cotton in Fairbanks and orange trees in Nome. So why not with the help of those useless little bastards?
@Multi-lingual: Do you also think freeways are a bad thing just because Hitler invented them? So what is the point of your post?
Again, a very well-written thought piece here, looking at the big picture for once.
We need to take a big deep breath and get back to reality.
Without a solid grounding in the ethics of the Bible, and rote-learning has a lot to be recommended I think, youngsters are likely to go astray and either kill themselves or kill their loved ones or their fellow students, or all three.
And as you say, if a society can countenance the mass murder of fetuses, its a very small bow to draw to kill all living creatures if something in your life should be irritating you, or upsetting you. Let’s make life sacrosanct for once. As John Lennon said: Give Life a Chance.
At this time the advice of an elder, who has been through life’s visicitudes, can work miracles. To draw you apart from the madding crowd and in a quite time refer you to a guiding verse of the Good Book. That silent contemplation being in the presence of Lord can quiet the soul, and calm the nerves.
I just wonder if that chinaman ever had the opportunity to read the Good Book, and let Jesus into his heart. He would have loved his neighbour and turned the other cheek, and not been envious of their obvious material benefits which he did not, apparently have. Jesus said let the rich be rich and the poor be poor, and all live equally and peacefully together in the love of God our father.
But I must say, the chinaman did have a point in the way in which young girls will nowadays flaunt their young bodies in a fragrant and displaying their sexual allures. Of course, I would not deny their right to do so. But at least they should be able to arm themselves with handguns if for example, in this case, some crazy foreigner were to get it into his deranged head to take vengeance on a socieity in which he was unable to succeed, and in which he did not have the ability to understand. For these reasons I support your proposal.
Jeez multi-lignal theres no need to brake out the nazi comparsons. No ones talkin bout gas or even workin to deth. this is fer setin kids rite with Jesus an helpin em so they don go killin others like that kid at virginie done. How you gonna stop that kinda crap huh. you gonna take way every ones gun?s go on you jus trie it
Great post ghandi’s nephew. Nevertheless, your uncle is a godless tree worshipping satanist and I would not use his name at all. But I do see that you are a child of God and that fact even forgives the blood on the hands of your uncle! Btw: Ghandi was the first official terrorist, who killed poor and proud Englishmen just for a little salt.
On second thoughts, its too early to talk reflectively about this situation. The wounds are too deep, the tears are so hot. The American nation is still grieving, trying to come to terms with how so many innocent young teenages could die in this way. How could an apparently successful Chinese teenager feel so estranged from the world he lived in and so unconnected to the people who were in his life, that he could do such a thing?
Al-qida killed over 2000 human beings in a vicious strike into the heart of America. Surely 31 deaths deserves a propotional retribution. America does not stand for the proposition that alienated foreigners should feel free to senselessly kill Americans, and the Government should not either. If the Government does not send a clear message to the potential immigrants to the USA of the world, that a key American value is the sanctity of life (including the lives in the wombs of feemale immigrants), then we are living in a state of anarchy. I know that neither candidate would support that state of affairs.
A contained military intervention into the home town of this chinaman would be supportable in this situation, and I think the Government is obliged now to show courage and determination to save our lives against a clearly escalating threat of suicice chinese student bombers.
thats innerestin swip i didnt no that. I always thot mohamet was before gandi
@ghandi’s nephew
Your uncle said ‘Retaliation is not the solution, the policy of an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.’
Please crawl back under your stone and let the wise words of your uncle sink in.
BTW, Koreans are no Chinamen, but you knew that didn’t you..
Jake Z maybe you should ask one of your nearest and dearest to buy you a dictionary for your birthday or X-mas because your spelling is so bad I needed a de-cryption program! And Swip, I have 3 words for you: GET A CLUE!!! Freeways weren’t designed for killing people in their millions.
Dear Mr Swip,
I can assure you that my uncle has not yet been implicated in the cruxification of our lord saviour, Jesus Christ. My uncle was a child of the universe, and fervently believed that Hindu and Muslem would be equal citizens together. He was wrong in that.
Tragically, I was not able to know him as an uncle, but I have no doubts that he would have rejoiced in my choice of personal salvation, as I would in yours, if I knew what it was.
Members of my family have repeatedly been cut down by the acts of senseless violent terrorists. Here we have a boy who was not a terrorist in the conventional sense, but a poor deluded boy who dreamed of one day being a successful screen writer. Yet he participated in senseless violence, gutting out the lives of 31 souls who are now in the arms of Christ. Yet in my heart I find it hard to feel bitterness and vengeance. This vale of life is full of sorrows, and only the virtuous have the luxury of tears.
Jake Z: I said [i]official[/i]. Mohi was the first nonofficial terrorist.
I certainly agree with the basic premise that constant surveillance and forced labor camps are the best way to reintroduce wayward teens to the glory of Christ’s undying love. But nowhere in your Modest Proposal do I see anything about teh gays. How would your labor camps address the problem of fixing them so they’re not queer anymore?
multi-lingal we aint all aleetist genuses like you. why you gotta brag on your multi lingals huh. jus to show your real smart? Well it dont matter none cuz this iS AMERICA And we only got one lingual franka here an thats ENGLISH ENLISH ENGLISH@!
Ma cousin showed me the part on this computer that helps with words. So hares what I said before all fixed up for yaw so yaw can??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t pretend yaw cant understand me.
Multi-lingual we aren??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t all elitist geniuses like you. Why you got to brag on your multi lingual huh. Jus to show you??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢re real smart? Well it don??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t matter none cuss this is AMERICA and we only got one lingual franker here that??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s ENGLISH ENLISH ENGLISH@!
Oh my gosh. I bet you’d send me there. Even though I’m a Christian. If you did that you’d have no teens left. What a stupid plan!
You guys are horrible.
Love Hester
Beautiful.
I love it!
How long is the STR crew planning on milking this tragedy for cheap laughs at dumb liberals gullible enough to believe your CRAP? Do you have no shame? This is offensive because it’s unfunny to anyone intelligent enough to see through an obvious weak attempt at humor!
This has got to be the stupidest blog I have ever seen. you have all your information wrong, bitch.
Go fix up your Jack Thompson article too, it’s so poorly researched that everybody thinks it’s a joke.
You people are basically the christian equivalent to islamic extremists. You have the same beliefs, just a different religion.
If the whole country was made up of people like you we might as well call ourselves IRAN.
jajajaja! finally some fun in this shitty blog!
no one can be that stupid to come out with shit like this.
however, i find the idea pretty fucking funny. about 40 ppl saying that jesus IS gay and so on. a hell of fun.
Jesus is a homo!
I??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢ve heard liberals say that we cannot prevent gun violence without gun control, but is that really true? Or is it yet more of the social irresponsibility that has rendered liberals unelectable political outsiders for longer than I care to remember.
Too bad they are holding the majority in Congress and Senate, isn??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t it? :)
It??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s only natural that a student brought up without the guiding light of Jesus, and in a death-culture of instant on-demand abortion would think nothing of massacring a few fellow students.
You mean like the christian crusaders did when they besieged Jerusalem?
the evil atheist minority?
Atheists are not a minority. They are numerically almost as strong as the christians. Even in the USA.
Without God??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s law, and a moral compass, what prevents yet another atheist rampage of death?
Human conscience and law. It??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just that easy.
And the rest of your articles basically proposes political concentration and reeducation camps. Wow, you totally stole that idea from Hitler.
aint this a repubplican innernet?
The internet belongs to everyone, Jake.
Great post ghandi??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s nephew. Nevertheless, your uncle is a godless tree worshipping satanist and I would not use his name at all. But I do see that you are a child of God and that fact even forgives the blood on the hands of your uncle! Btw: Ghandi was the first official terrorist, who killed poor and proud Englishmen just for a little salt.
Except that Ghandi never used violence, Swip. That??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s why it??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s called unviolent resistance.
Jesus is not a home. He??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just emo. :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
R.I.P. Boris Yeltsin, we will miss you.
Wow, looking at the asses a lot of you take this site foolishly. Don’t you see it the same spam as Steven King? Cool site!
The reason we’re flaming this site is because it is simply WRONG.
On MANY levels. (Of course pornography is not one of them)
The site is run and supported by a bunch of biblewhipped idiots thate are just SO insane and stupid it’s just too much to resist when it comes to lambasting every article these guys write up.
That’s why we take the site foolishly. In fact, I would not be surprised if this site is just a joke. I’ve busted a gut or few over just how stupid most of the articles are.
If you think I’m going to bow to your god, your jesus, than you can kiss my proud Jewish ass. L’Chaim, bitches.
The reason this site is so poor is because there are so many liberals who snoop in every spot in the internet looking for anything they find they disagree with and then thinking that they are free to reply ad nauseum with silly reposts.
If I were to call the liberals a zone without morality, who is who who buys whatever television tells them to buy, who is who who believe whatever television tells them to believe, who never do any thinking for themselves! Oh gosh, what an unacceptable thing to say. But it is the liberals who say the same thing about Christians, Muslems, Bhuddists, Iraq, Iran, Israel, Republicans, and what not. What pompous hypocracy!
If you do not believe the Bible, and what Lord God taught us there, you believe in nothing, just a bastard enlightenment ideology, that is empty of truth and empty as it is in sincerety.
Please, liberals reading this site, go to another place where there are people who can actually understand what you are saying. Otherwise it just sounds like a pack of dogs barking at the moon.
I FIND THIS DISGUSTING.
ITS FUNNY TO THINK THERE ARE SUCH FOOLS OUT THERE. BUT THERE MUST BE. YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.
So if ghandi is a terrorist then so is Rev. King the father of the black civil rights movement according to your logic. You guys need to become educated. Or have knowlege beaten into you because then it is okay. Ghandi used nonviolent means to acheive his goals such as fasting or a march.
Im pretty sure god gave us free choice for a reason, this is emposing your moral belifes onto another individual.
no body can be forced to do anything, this is a terrible idea and will never work.
KalenTheSpanner
Just because of this topic, i’m going to shoot up my school.
I know you are starting to realise that your religion is slowly fading, and I can understand how frightening it must be to become part of a minority. Nevertheless, we atheists are not all misguided or short of a moral compass. In fact, more people have died due to religious wars then because of atheists going ballistic. How many have not washed the blood neatly off of their hands ‘in the name of god’?
What you fail to realize is that atheists are not evil, simply less gullible than those who believe in a omnipotent deity.
Sincerely,
A dutch atheist