Sunday Prayer
Heavenly Father
Today we thank you for guiding the hand of our Founding Fathers in creating the American system of Goverment
A system that ensures that even when retarded and wrong-headed idiots think they know what’s best for America Your will gets done
And that President Bush, by Your word, will veto the spending bill passed by cut and run Defeatocrats
We understand that you sent America to bring Democracy to the Middle East
And to spread the word of Your grace and power to ignorant towelheads
Like Moses before the lying Pharoh
President Bush will keep saying “Let my people go” until the terrorists bow down before You and beg for Your mercy
And acknowledge you as the One True God who rules over the Earth
True Christians understand that America stays until everyone prays
Amen
God is Love
BBN
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Pure drivel.
The founding fathers were not republicans. In fact, Abe Lincoln was the 1st republican president. The only good one i might add.
oh hey shelley whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
The picture only needs 1 nail.
Today we thank you for guiding the hand of our Founding Fathers in creating the American system of Goverment
Even though they stated the USA to be NOT a christian country and were mostly deists.
A system that ensures that even when retarded and wrong-headed idiots think they know what??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s best for America Your will gets done
And that President Bush, by Your word, will veto the spending bill passed by cut and run Defeatocrats
Thus bringing even more voters to the right side. The democratic side.
We understand that you sent America to bring Democracy to the Middle East
And to spread the word of Your grace and power to ignorant towelheads
But failed horribly to do so.
Like Moses before the lying Pharoh
President Bush will keep saying ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨Let my people go??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? until the terrorists bow down before You and beg for Your mercy
Luckily his reign will end long before this can happen.
And acknowledge you as the One True God who rules over the Earth
True Christians understand that America stays until everyone prays
If that??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not religious fascism then I don??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know what fascism is.
Hey Shelley:
Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith…We need believing people.”
Would you agree to this quote?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! But Cheney first!
“oh hey shelley whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
The picture only needs 1 nail.”
lol, that one is good ^^
@religiousrespect: OMG, that’s evil ^^ (and great though)
@BBN: Your system of government is junk! How someone could still get through today’s world when all they know is black and white simply escapes my logic.
IMPEACH BUSH! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Sen
The human beings have minds for the purpose of solving problems. The solutions are not political or religious. The articles on this site are acritical, close minded, inaccurate and most of the time, false. In my opition, their authors have afraid to take a journey to the real solution of problems.
If the United States can provide food and shelter for these mindless people, like you, is really a great country, but don’t forget that the United States is a recent country. You, and the generations behind you, came across the sea, on a journey that killed many.
It’s difficult for someone on your position to accept these facts but at least respect them.
I don’t have the intentions of changing your mind. I only ask for a functional brain.
Please do not forget Germany in your prayers! They shall give up their gay lifestyle, their pride (they are even proud of Hitler, because “he invented freeways”) and eating sausages (another aspect of gay lifestyle). Otherwise dear American friends, you will have to bomb them.
One problem: Why in God’s good name would Bush be saying “Let my people go” about the Iraqi’s? They’re not Americans. They’re Arabs. They’re not Bush’s people.
Iraqis already do pray! They pray that as many US soldiers die as have Iraqis so the fucking Bush regime will get the fuck out of there and leave them the fuck alone! Do you want that to happen you dumb Nazi motherfuckers? Fuck the war,fuck the government and while we’re at it,FUCK YOU!
THANK GOD FOR SENDING US BUSH
Paleo-conservatives or “Old Right” Republicans want nothing to do with “dumbocracy”,much less want to shove it down others’ throats! This nation,as the Founding Fathers established it, was supposed to have a republican form of government(representative government with checks and balances)with a policy of armed neutrality like the Swiss! And an economic system of laissez-faire(leave us alone) capitalism! “Dumbocracy” is a system of majority rule at the expense of individual liberty with a warfare and/or welfare State! Why do neo-conservative “Republicans”,or Republicrats, want to embrace the system of post-New Deal “Dumbocrats”?
Dear Shelley,
I am so glad I found your site! I used to think the internet was full of God-less drivel about the lies that “science” thinks it proves and Dumbocrats keep telling, but now I gnow that Jesus will always find a way into our lives, no matter how queer they get.
How many hours a day do you spend praying Shelly? I try to pray all the time, but sometimes the traffic is distracting. Any suggestions?
God Bless You,
Elgin