Jamestown - You Lost So Shut Up
Here’s a joke that’s been going around my church lately
Q:? What was black and red and is now white all over?
A:? Jamestown!
But seriously, 400 years ago when God led us to Jamestown, VA, He had a plan for America to be the jumping off point for freedom, Democracy and the Word of God? And as soon as we got there the redskins started attacking us and they ain’t never stopped? Even now, a good 380 years after we told the heathen to pack their tee-pees and clear out they’re still whining about “land grab” and “the native american holocaust”.
First off, just like Iraq, God had plans for that land and He?gave?it to us.? You wouldn’t call Iraq a “land grab”!? He wouldn’t have led us there if He didn’t want us to have it.? But just for the sake of “fairness” to all you injun lovers, let’s say that God, who owns all the land and sea and everything on it, in it,?under it and on top of it,??didn’t rightfully bequeath Jamestown to His chosen stewards.? Let’s say that “fate” and “chance” landed those ships there.? We still kick-um you butt-um fair and square-um.? Injuns started the war and we finished it.? Maybe if they had believed in “evolution” they would have evolved beyond bows and arrows but they didn’t because evolution is crap and they were a backwards people.
“Look-um!? Profit from casino this harvest mean we
buy new lobbyist.? Make white man pay
for being better fighters”?
As to the “native american holocaust”, you can’t really compare the willing death of enemy combatants to the slaughter of 50 million pre-borns in the United States.? When you put it in those terms then you really get a good look at the sandy ground such an argument stands on.? It’s whining, pure and simple, and to say otherwise is just plain uncharitable to the victims of the real holocaust that continues on a daily basis in this country.
But it ain’t just the redskins that carry on like a homo that can’t get tickets to a Barbara Streisand concert.? The Negros want in on the act, too.? Did you know that America had slaves??? I had no idea!? In 2007??? I coulda sworn that I learned in school that President Lincoln freed the slaves and then got shot for being such a nice guy.? I guess maybe they taught me the wrong thing like they tried to teach me that the 2nd Amendment didn’t include my right to carry a Glock into Downtown Boston to protect myself.? Slavery still exists, if you listen to the way they carry on.
Teacher Debra LaFave taught 14 year old boys how to have sex.?
It’s not hard to imaginethat she had a similarly incorrect view of
American History.? How many other teachers
make the same mistakes every day?
Taken together, the redskins and the blackskins found a way to take the word “celebration” out of the 400th anniversary of Jamestown.? Score one for the PC America Haters Club and the Church of Lie-beralism.? Dr. Linwood “Little Bear” Custalow (stop laughing cuz I’m trying to be serious here) thinks that Queen Elizabeth oughta apologize for the “atrocity” of…I can’t figure it out and believe me, I tried real hard.? I guess she’s supposed to apologize that the English were better fighters and had God on their side.? If the same thing were to happen today, lie-berals would insist that the English would have to fight wearing big floppy clown shoes and wear blindfolds.? Huh - that kinda sounds like their policy in Iraq!
Not all Americans are taking this sacrilege lying down, though.¬¨‚Ć Thank God for Vision Forum Ministries who organized The Jamestown Quadricentennial - A Celebration of America’s Providential History which aims to put the fun and, more importantly, the celebration back into our successful execution of God’s marching orders!? Take one of the many Faith and Freedom Tours where you’ll learn how “Christianity is written on every page of America’s amazing history” or about why God?wanted America to?speak American and killed off most of the Spaniards that?tried to grab our country from us.?
Expirience the York River exactly how the founders of Jamestown would have! 
Help save America’s history and relive colonial wonders at the same time!
The cost for the dinner cruise is $500 per plate(children 2 and under who will not take up a seat may attend free of charge)
You’ll also want to participate in “An Evening on the York“, a special VIP fundraising event to help pay the private celebration as well as scholarships to train young people to tell the real story of how God created America and to fight against the rising red(skin) tide of PC and America-hating that would give America back to people who can’t even run a casino good.? It’s an evening-long cruise along the coast in a state of the art, climate controlled boat that promises to make you feel like you was Capt. John Smith himself!? They even promise to give you a peek at CIA headquarters!
Let’s win back America from the heathen a second time!
God is Love!
BBN
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Well, well, well, here we go again Billy Bob REDNeck, first of all as everyone says, you need seriously about the outside world… Come on, outside the church there’s a whole world to discover, don’t be afraid.
First of all, I hadn’t read anywhere in the Bible or elsewhere that Founding America or Jamestown was God’s will, perhaps the bible school has been wrong all time, but don’t worry, mistakes can be corrected.
Native Americans were and are in their right to claim their lands, since as always your ancesters invided them illegally and quit them off to them.
Well, I don’t see anything funny about their claims to Queen Elizabeth II asking fro an apologize from here, although I don’t think that she must be the correct person to do that, the people who really must apologize for that is your stupid government and yourselves for continue doing that also.
And well, America doesn’t need a special foundation to help their students learn the true history, just they need to open the correct books, after all I know that they Boble is a very long book, but, come on, it doesn’t has everything written on it so, please if you hadn’t read it becuase it’s so boring to read it, instead of writting lies in this website you can read it!!!
David, waiting to read proud german’s response!
wow dude, u really are full of urself
David
Go is an eternal being. You cant gett everything aboute god in just one book. He guides people every day and nobody updates the bible. This book is only the base guideline. when god told Bush to invade Iraq nobody wrote this in the bible ether.
To Mean May: what proofs do you have about god telling bush to invade Iraq?, and email? an SMS?, or maybe the voices in his head (like Ted Bundy maybe).
I mean has anyone ever been to Monument Valley? Isn’t it disgusting how the redskins are living there in their own dirt? They dont work, they just hang around and drink beer and laugh at the stupid tourists that pay 50 bucks to see their stupid valley.
“Think Different”
You don’t need prof when you have the feeling god gave you that you are doing the right thing. But if you have to have averything on papper goto Deuteronomy 13:12
Another Jesus General ripoff. Pretty good though. That Brit at LiveLeak fell for it. Stupid Limeys.
Keep up the good work. Hope you are gathering Intell on all the Far Right Sick Bastards who think you are genuine.
But seriously, 400 years ago when God led us to Jamestown, VA, He had a plan for America to be the jumping off point for freedom, Democracy and the Word of God. And as soon as we got there the redskins started attacking us and they ain??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t never stopped. Even now, a good 380 years after we told the heathen to pack their tee-pees and clear out they??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢re still whining about ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨land grab??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? and ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨the native american holocaust??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ?.
Oh well, I don??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know how you define things, but butchering mostly helpless civilians in the 1000??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s with weaponry that is far ahead of everything they could imagine to have is a holocaust. ANd stealing their land is a land grab.
You wouldn??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t call Iraq a ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨land grab??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ?!
Yeah, it??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s more like a oil and money grab.
Injuns started the war and we finished it. Maybe if they had believed in ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨evolution??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? they would have evolved beyond bows and arrows but they didn??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t because evolution is crap and they were a backwards people.
1. Youstated the war by tresspassinf their ground.
2. Technical advance does not equal evolution! The Indians did not advance technically because there was no need to. At least till the xenophobic whackos came…
As to the ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨native american holocaust??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ?, you can??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t really compare the willing death of enemy combatants to the slaughter of 50 million pre-borns in the United States
Combatants? Most were unarmed women and children.
Did you know that America had slaves?? I had no idea! In 2007?? I coulda sworn that I learned in school that President Lincoln freed the slaves and then got shot for being such a nice guy.
Actually he was shot by someone with a mindset very similar to yours…
I guess maybe they taught me the wrong thing like they tried to teach me that the 2nd Amendment didn??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t include my right to carry a Glock into Downtown Boston to protect myself. Slavery still exists, if you listen to the way they carry on.
Slavery? No. Inequality (which is against law and constitution)? Yes.
Taken together, the redskins and the blackskins found a way to take the word ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨celebration??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? out of the 400th anniversary of Jamestown. Score one for the PC America Haters Club and the Church of Lie-beralism. Dr. Linwood ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨Little Bear??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? Custalow (stop laughing cuz I??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢m trying to be serious here) thinks that Queen Elizabeth oughta apologize for the ??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨atrocity??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? of??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?Ǭ?I can??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢t figure it out and believe me, I tried real hard. I guess she??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s supposed to apologize that the English were better fighters and had God on their side. If the same thing were to happen today, lie-berals would insist that the English would have to fight wearing big floppy clown shoes and wear blindfolds. Huh - that kinda sounds like their policy in Iraq!
Note: Outnumbering the enemy and having far more advanced weapons doesn??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t make you a better fighter… Quantity can just become a quality of it??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s own.
But yeah, acording to your logic, 6 million jews had deserved it to be gassed during WWII. They were after all weaker than the Germans…
Christianity is written on every page of America??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s amazing history??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ?
Except the constitution…
why God wanted America to speak American
Then why do you still speak english?
The cost for the dinner cruise is $500 per plate(children 2 and under who will not take up a seat may attend free of charge)
RIPOFF!
when god told Bush to invade Iraq nobody wrote this in the bible ether.
Seems like god is a bad advisor… Honestly, not even Georgie himslef said that god told him to invade Iraq. And god himself in??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t the most informative person, either.
SPECIAL APPOINTMENT
I have done it. I took Shelley??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s offer and wrote an article for STR. Will be published soon. And just in case, I??ɂİ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m still storing the original. (I just want to prevent any… corrections to my article.)
PS: Heard the newest thing? Acording to Times, Bush is not included in the 100 most important persons worldwide. Angela Merkel is. Barrack Obama is. Hillary is. How embarrassing for Bushie.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Damn !! I want the same teacher …
The woman on the bike can teach me history any day, Lol.
The pic can be compressed to about a fifth of it’s current size. Congradulations on wasting bandwidth.
“Wasting bandwidth”? Could you be any fucking lamer if you tried? Answer: yes. If read a lot of useless shit on this so-called freedom blog but you win for sheer pointlessness. What’s the word - oh, yeah “douchebag”.
so now indians are heathens… we unrightuflly stole there land, and you say god led us… drugs kill…. but besides that there not heathens and they did not atack us, WE atacked them, we killed there people, we stole there resources, we raped them, we did everything under the sun that is terrible to these people- your the bigest racist ive ever seen- so people are different, dont atack them, accept it becuase it is NEVER going to end, even if you think that gods gonna come down and swish you up and drop everyone else into hell- the people in heaven will not be assholes like you, youl end up in hell either way
ROFL ROFL ROFL OMFG you retarded right side bitches think that god told bush to invade iraq, i hate this country so much, you people fuck it up beyond belief
In your little picture that shows native american whatever the hell they are and the comment below it saying that americans are better fighters is a load of bullshit If you have read up on your history ( i forgot your a bigoted republican you never made it into 4th grade did you?) The americans basically trickede the indians into handing over their land and as more and more people came to america the indians were forced into states the White people didn’t want and soon once the white people wanted those states they forced the indians into land they didn’t want into those states. the americans weren’t better fighters.
Think about the Mystic massacre. Did the Native Americans deserve that!