Sheehan Repents
Friends,
We should congratulate ourselves; Evil pro-islamic campaigner Cindy Sheehan has resigned from the Democratic party, and has committed to giving up her opposition to George W. Bush’s sensible plans to bring freedom and Christianity to the Iraquis!
Did Cindy Sheehan hate America? Why else would she have given her support to Al-Queda? Finally she has come to her senses, and that is why she has been crossed-off God’s Hitlist.
STR.com has long campaigned against this evil traitor; And one way or another we knew that our Prayers to stop her Anti-American hate-speech would be answered. It looks like Jesus has done something about her: a miracle has occurred. Cindy has given up her hateful campaign against freedom, she’s stopped disrespecting our democratically elected Christian President and most of all she has renounced the people who hate America most: The Democrats.
I, for one wondered why Cindy didn’t give up last year when God smote her with a “gynocological condition”; Most people who find themselves in hospital use it as an opportunity to think why it is that God has sent them there. God in his mercy did not see fit to kill her, possibly because he wanted her to be an example of how the power of prayer can turn a person away from evil, and towards the light.
Is Sheehan ready to renounce her criminal ways? With God’s help, yes: STR.com and YOUR prayers were instrumental in turning this woman from her old ways of evil. Let’s hope she’ll start working
on flattening her stomach so that she can find a new husband.
Cindy has promised to spend more time in the home, looking after her family; A sentiment that we can all agree with, because this is a woman’s proper role. If Cindy can keep to her word, we will be able to cross her name from God’s hit-list; and this will be a great day on heaven and earth!
Yours in Christ,
Tristan
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please can you get any dumber if you belive that total photshop job on the t-shirt then your dumber than tristan for putting it up and shelley for creating this site. and once more america is a free country so people can belive what the want wear what they want shag who they want support who they want it is just close minded nutjobs who think that just cos america won a few wars they have the power to war whoever they want but those nutjobs are just sad and should not spread this feavered rampage thoughout the internet but keep it between them and their black muslim liberal gay animal rights activist phyciatrist
america is a free country so people can belive what the want wear what they want shag
This is what it always comes down to with liberals: May I remind you that the USA was founded by God to be a place of safety for his people: The Christians. As George W. Bush says - it’s not possible to be a Real American and to reject Christ.
Most of the founding fathers were diest, not christians.
Dumbass.
And a diest was the closest thing to an atheist back then.
Get your history straight you educated de-evolved lunatics. bible thumping morons. Go read your fairy tales and leave politics to the big boys.
Dear Tristan,
I thought that was a most crual and uncharacteristic denigration of a good American. We should spare such words like:
I, for one wondered why Cindy didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t give up last year when God smote her with a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?gynocological condition?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?;
for the real enemies of God. Here was a mother who was upset that her son died in a Holy War. Surely God does not punish the mothers who forsake their sons for a Godly cause? Surely God is not that mysterious.
Surely, in the compassion of Christ we can understand and feel this woman’s grief. It is purely natural and purely christian, and i feel offence at your degradation and dimunition of an honest Americal Woman who has given the fruit of her womb for the struggle of the Lord.
I know that my prayers are with her at this time of her grief. Are you the one to throw the first stone?
If that is the best photo editing you can do, YOU SUCK (Big time!)
Of course this is probably because you are using MS Pain(t) which sucks, as does the faggy/crappy operative system it’s on(yes I am referring to windownz)
And Tristan you are so wrong, Satan founded America, not God. In fact Satan founded the entire universe! I know, I saw him do it!
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/gwb.mp3
Wow Tristan, you have some sick photoshop skills, NOT! I bet you walk around in your “I Love Al Qaeda” and “Osama for President” T-shirts all day long.
And for the last friggin time; god did NOT found the US, and the people of Israel are in fact god’s chosen people, but the 2 braincells you have in your skull can’t probably process so much information.
Stop replacing my music links to that disgusting excuse for a president you retarded morons!
If you continue with this, I will summon Satan and make him come and molest you, and probably eat you all alive afterwards (Except for BBN because Satan does not like ugly pedophiles like him)
Remember, Every time you say/do/think something i don’t like, Satan gets more angry with you
http://www.finntroll.net/musat/mp3s/7_trollhammaren.mp3
Warning: Do not remove this song or Satan will eat you
Stop replacing our music with your god-damn retarded president!
Remember Satan gets more and more angry with you each time you moderate our comments!
Leave our songs alone and (maybe) he won’t come and molest you all (though he probably will anyway)
http://www.gorgoroth.org/releases/samples/wound_upon_wound.mp3
http://www.gorgoroth.org/releases/samples/destroyer.mp3
Now, if only God could somehow convince Pat Tillman’s family to stop hating America, it’d be a clean sweep!
Cindy Sheehan wised up to the elite Democrat politicians,the old War Party!Liars,frauds and sell-outs all! They’re just playing politics! They’re waiting for more troops to end up dead and the war to worsen so they can exploit the tragedy come election day! They plan to point their fingers at Republican politicians at election time and say,”Do the American people want more of this? Vote Democrat and we’ll end the war!” But even if they win,don’t bet that will happen,at least not right away! These clowns are itching to look like FDR and kick their own Vietnam Syndrome,even if that means dragging UN troops in to attempt to win the war!
We should congratulate ourselves; Evil pro-islamic campaigner Cindy Sheehan has resigned from the Democratic party, and has committed to giving up her opposition to George W. Bush?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s sensible plans to bring freedom and Christianity to the Iraquis!
Actually, she has just given up her work in that direction, because she thinks that the american government and system is beyond salvation anyway.
Did Cindy Sheehan hate America? Why else would she have given her support to Al-Queda?
Nice FAKE. She never supported al-quaeida. All she wanted was no more US soldiers dying in Iraq. BY bringing the boys home.
she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s stopped disrespecting our democratically elected Christian President
Actually she still thinks that he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a moron.
ay I remind you that the USA was founded by God to be a place of safety for his people: The Christians. As George W. Bush says - it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not possible to be a Real American and to reject Christ.
Hmm, afaik the USA were founded by a bunch of deists strongly rejecting the thought of religion having any role with politics or nationality. They were called founding fathers…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
tristan, you should give up now before multi lingual and true christian get to ya. or when I go for my holiday in america and shoot you with your own shotgun!!!!
So go’s the quote from the bibal’Keep your freinds close but you’re enemys even closer’.