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We get asked sometimes, “Why do you allow filth and profanity in the comment section of your otherwise Godly and informative webpage?”? The answer is simple - as our readers see the foulness and evil that passes for “liberal thought” they will undoubtedly turn to Christ and the Republican Party.? Frankly, none of us like to read the comments.? The rare comment that is void of profanity, blasphemy and cynicism generally contains no useful information.? And yet, we put on the full armor of God and trudge ahead because that is what God expects from us.? Also, there’s the little matter of freedom of speech which guarantees citizens the right to speak their mind regardless of fact that most of those who comment do so in a state of intoxication.? China, Russia and Cuba censor speech.? STR does not.

Sadly, comments provide only part of the story.? We also get letters.? Horrible, hellish, hurtful letters.? Letters that anger God to the point where some unexplained natural disaster happens and thousands die in direct response to the misplaced anger of some sad little liberal with too much time on their hands.? Let it be said yet again - there is not one single speck of hate inside the heart of ANY of the staff of STR.? God’s laws are clear.? If you break them you will go to Hell.? By pointing them out to you, we want to save you from that fate.? Sadly, the vast majority of you have already drank and drugged yourselves to the point where you find it difficult to have a conversation with a retard.

It is in the spirit of helpful criticism, then, that we draw back the curtains on Saturdays to allow you to see the filth that cowardly cretins send to us privately.

Several of the STR staff received this email directly.? While it is well within our rights to publish the name and email address and, our lawyers tell us, street address and telephone number, we prefer to hold ourselves to a higher standard, a standard that God would approve of.

This email is typical of the confusion and mental illness that secular humanism breeds.? The first thing you will notice is the huge font.? Many studies prove that liberalism encourages such deviant behaviors as masturbation (see Shelley Goodman’s incisive article on this issue) which Christian doctors will tell you leads to poor eyesight.? In typical lie-beral fashion, just because this person has a hard time reading normal sized print they feel like everyone had trouble reading normal sized print.? The second is the horrible spelling that comes from not being blessed by God to have been born in the United States.? The third is…the so-called “substance” of the email.? It would not surprise us in the least if Yurp had a program to give every schizophrenic homeless person a computer.? It is just a complete and utter hateful mess.

Good day! On the one hand you say, you are proud to be an American, this is a strong and rich nation. On the other hand you say, you have too much gays and lesbians in the

US and too much liberlas and so on….

Can you imagine, you would be born in a State like Russia, North Korea or

China?

Always you ciritizise!?But the fact is, you are a?small group in the US, the majority of

US citizens dont have your ideas. Ok, buy an island and make your own state, with your laws and your ideas and so on. But this small state?would be too small to survive in the world.

There are not much people all over the globe, who would support you and your ideas.

For me, I was born in

Greece (it is a very conservativ state, with a lot of churches and a very strong Christian community). Never I heared the word homosexuality and you dont see any gays in

Greece
, the Christianity is very strong in my homecountry and they dont allow homosexualtiy and to talk about. Now I work in

Vienna
, here is it nearby the same, it is also a conservativ nation with a strong Christianity. I just work in Vienna for a while, after I will go to

Greece
again. But in

Austria
, you never?hear the words lesbians or gays. Maybe there are some, but the people dont want to talk about. The people dislike it. In the States always you hear words like “gay-marriage” and more freedom for gays and lesbians so on.

What kind of nation is the

US? On the one hand you are proud to be an

US
citizen - on the other hand you critizes always everything in your country and in foreign countries too. Ok - if you think, it would be better for you and your family - buy an island and make your own laws. Maybe you will find some people, who agree with you.?Maybe you will be?a community of 2-3000 people who live in your own state.

But if you want to live in a god-fearing state, you can also immigrate to Greece, the Vatikan, Portugal, South Italy,

Liechtenstein.

Sometimes I think, you dislike the States. I can tell you, you are not so strong to change your nation, because most of the

US people have different ideas like you.

You live in a nation, where you can talk free about your ideas. Be happy about it. Cause many states in the world are dictatorships or repress their own people.?

Russia turns slowly to an dictatorship again. Only the ideas of Putin are allowed. Ok, the Russian church is in a better positon as in the past, during the Sowietcommunism. Homeschooling is not allowed in many nations all over the globe. Be glad to live in the

US
. The States are democratic - ok, but YOU cannot change the laws and the majority?in the

US
. Your group is too small.

By the way, many people all over the globe believe, the website STR is a satiric website. Also I was talking to some people in Europe and

USA, asked?politicians as well.?They truley believe, it is a satiric website. ?

I have some relatives in the

US and a lot of friends, sometimes I visit them in my summer vacations. I mean, the

US
is a great nation, with a beautiful landscape, with many different animals and plants. Never, never I was reading at STR, you are proud to be an American, because?your have a beautiful nature - great landscapes - many different animals and beautiful plants. Always you are critizising - do you know, always critizising makes you ill. Your eyes cannot see the beautiful things any more. Do you know it?

If you dont believe me, ask your politicians and your scientists?- you have many intelligent people in the

US. Ask them!

I hope you think about it!

Peter from

Vienna

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BBNHOBG - The Darwin Code

Doing a radio show is a journey of discovery.? Sometimes Jesus leads you down a path you didn’t even know you’d be on!? And that’s what happened!? Jesus showed me why Darwin rebuked God and started dreaming up this nonsense about monkeys.

Why won’t them liberals leave Ann Coulter alone?? Because they don’t like hearing the truth about John Edwards!

God is Love!

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EXTRA - Paris Hilton Proves Media Lies False

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Larry King, for allowing Paris to set the record straight about all the lies and outright innuendo spread about her! No, she’s not a drug addict, in fact, she’s never taken drugs! No, she’s not an alcholic and doesn’t even like drinking!

Thank God, that her nightmare is over and she can return to helping people and singing like a nightingale!

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Here is why God hates Iraq!

You can judge a society on how well (or how bad) it treats the children. Here in America the majority of children grow up in a healthy and rich environment but in Iraq children get chained to a bed, have to sleep naked on concrete floors and starve to death in their own feces. Folks, this story is heartbreaking.

Our brave soldiers in Iraq have recently discovered an Orphanage in which all the above was a bitter reality.

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As long as Iraqis fail to adapt a culture of life, they are denied to enter heaven. Why can’t all people be Christians? Strong Christian values would never allow such a disgrace.

Read the full story here: CBSnews
Or here: Uruknet.info

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Briefly Patirotic - Religion Hijacked?

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A couple of days ago, Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden started jumping up and down about how religion has been ?hijacked? by the only political party that practices it!? Ain?t that just the living end!? It?s only been in the past couple of years that lie-berals have even managed to choke out the word ?Jesus? in public without either breaking into fits of demonic laughter or vomiting.? So just who in the heck does this guy think he is?? I?m sure he probably converted to Islam after spending some time in jail and then realized he could steal a whole lot more as president and ?converted? to Christianity.? And if that ain?t enough to put you off voting for him, he don?t like to wear a tie!? I hope y?all will remember what happened the last time we elected a president that thought every day was casual Friday.

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Cyclists: An ungrateful menace or merely deranged?

Friends,

Last week I told you about an unfortunate incident in which an irresponsible cyclist caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my Hummer. I’m sure you can imagine how upset I was, but as always, I allowed the Christian spirit of compassion and forgiveness to guide me. The foolish cyclist had learned his lesson, and that would be end of the matter… or so I thought.

Unfortunately I was wrong, the other day in the post, I received a letter demanding compensation for over $4,000 to cover the cost of replacing a damaged bicycle. The cyclist, a typical New-England liberal claimed that his foreign-made ‘road bicycle’ was made out of carbon, and therefore irreparable and that I was liable for the full extent of his damages. That sounds like a typical liberal extortion scam to me.

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Would any sane person ever spend four-thousand dollars on a bicycle? For that amount of money you could get a motorbike, or better still a second hand car or truck? This bike was made in Italy, a country famous for hyper-inflation, rampant homosexuality and shoddy engineering. Is that the best you can get for four thousand?

And just because somebody has no bargain hunting common-sense, does that make me responsible? It hardly seems sensible or fair. Why would anybody buy foreign crap when they could have a fine American product for much less? It just does not make any sense!

So I talked through the whole matter with Shelley, who in a moment of Christ-inspired compassion reminded me of Jesus’s commandment to go the extra mile; Shelly authorized me to use the STR funds to buy this idiot a brand new bike, so that is why I found myself in a bike shop last weekend.

Much to my astonishment, the shop stocked a wide range of bicycles and the most expensive could be bought for less than $300. Each of these bikes were rugged looking rides, made from tough American steel.

As Shelley suggested, I bought the very best of their range; an attractive red bike complete with rugged off-road tyres and spring-loaded front suspension (an optional extra). The bike-shop assistant explained that unlike the wrecked foreign-made bike, this bike could ride off road, was virtually indestructible and and came with a bell on the handle-bar, a great way to warn other road-users about fast-moving cyclists.

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I’m no fan of bicycles, but this one has everything, from spring-loaded suspension to a handy parking stand. Why would anybody buy foreign when you can get a fine American design like this for a great price?

So I’ve UPSed the whole thing off to Boston, and I hope that will entirely settle the matte, and set a fine example of Christian generoisty.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Briefly Patriotic - Evil Almighty

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A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers just sent me an email that sent me to my knees to pray for the salvation of mankind.? Folks, God ain?t none to pleased that he?s portrayed by a Negro in some blasphemous movie called Evan Almighty.? It ain?t right and y?all best stay away from it if you want any chance of getting into Heaven.? Now before y?all start calling me a racist, I ain?t saying that God don?t like Negros or that there ain?t a section of Heaven for them.? And I ain?t saying that Morgan Freeman ain?t a good actor, because he was pretty dang good in Driving Miss Daisy.? What I?m saying is that God ain?t no Negro and I?m frankly surprised that more Christians ain?t upset about this.? Imagine if them towelheads made a movie and had a Jew play Allah.? The faithful would blow up the theater!?

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Minimum Wage Laws are communist crap!

The democ-rat congress approved an increase of the “Minimum Wage”-law. When will these democ-rat idiots ever learn? Every child knows that you should not interfere with a fragile system as capitalism, because it regulates itself. Capitalism is a system that was invented to regulate itself. Just like the prices of stocks are determined by supply and demand it should also happen on the job market. It does not make any sense to make laws that say that General Motors stock has to be bought and sold for a certain price, now does it? Labor is a resource like any other. So why artificially regulate the value of labor? If somebody wants to work for $1 an hour, let him! A huge number of workers working for $1 an hour would bring masses of new business and companies to America what would again drive the prices up, because there is a larger demand for workers! That is how the system works! Without those ridiculous minimum wage laws we would not have to export all our good jobs to China in the first place!

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This black woman is a so called “Working Poor” and there is a good reason for it! She doesn’t have the skills and the intellect to deserve a higher wage. Would you pay this negro woman more than 5 bucks an hour? I wouldn’t!

I personally have never worked for less than $25 an hour. If a company was not willing to pay what I want, I didn’t take the job. There are many good companies that are willing to pay what I want because they value a job well done!

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A minimum wage map of America reads like a roadmap to hell. As you can see, the most Godly states in America have either no minimum wage law or agree that a wage of $5.15 is plenty for our stupid, unskilled workers.

You might ask yourself: “Why are democ-rats so eager to destroy our economy by implementing artificial prices for labor?” My answer is that liberals want to weaken America in order to force their sick liberal agenda on Americans. Don’t let them do it.

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This uncle tom here would be happy to earn $5.15 or less an hour. By driving up the cost of labor nobody is hire him anymore. Let’s face it: Nobody would pay more than $5.15 for his work. He doesn’t deserve more. Liberals would take his ability to survive. That proves once more the cruel, inhumane agenda of the democ-rat party!

Thanks for readin’,
Shelley

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Briefly Patriotic - Guest Commentary - Refuting Abortion Exceptions

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[I wanna welcome a guest commentator to Briefly Patriotic, Mr. Sully Kelly from South Boston.? I know Mr. Kelly from for the picket lines at the abortuary on Commonwealth Ave in Boston.? I think his testimony should convince anyone who hears it that abortion is ALWAYS wrong!]

The other day when Billy Bob and I was picketing an abortion clinic, some dyke started spouting off about killing human life being justified in cases of rape or incest.? Since I got some experience in that, Billy Bob asked me to say a couple of words.? It?s crap.? Four years ago, I got my daughter pregnant.? I?m not proud of that.? I?m not going into details but it wasn?t completely my fault.? My bitch-whore ex-wife wanted to murder that precious life but after the cops found crack at her house, she went to jail and shut up.? Nine months later, my daughter and me had a beautiful daughter of our own.? She?s almost four now, she ain?t no retard and God?s loves her.? When I look into her bright blue eyes I get the same feelings of love I do when I look at her mother.? So you can take your exceptions for rape and incest and shove ?em up your ass.? God bless you.

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Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinking Illegal Immigrants!

It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!

    STR FACT FILE:

    Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

  • -70% of all drive-by shootings
  • -65% of all homicides
  • -59% of all violent crimes
  • -75% of all car thefts
  • -69% of all armed robberies
  • Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.


God bless Bill O’Reilly! He is fighting for law and justice in America!

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Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

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Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

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Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

    STR FACT FILE:

    Illegal immigrants have no morals:

  • -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
  • -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
  • -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
  • -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
  • 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

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Say Goodbye To America

Dr. Dobson has said it over and over again and every time he says it he’s righter and righter - more than any other time in history, the United States of America is on the verge of complete and total moral collapse.? Even a retard could see this!? The dumbo-crats and their pal B. Al Z. Bub (aka - SATAN) seem on the verge of bringing this great nation of ours to its knees.? Hardcore pornography on kiddies shows, Wicca becoming the fastest growing religion among children thanks to Whorry Potter, condoms passed out in kindergarten, otherwise decent Republican passing out condoms to taco jockeys…just picking up the newspaper is enough to make you wanna grab your Bible and triple-lock your fallout shelter.? But the dumbo-crats ain’t done yet, not by a long shot.? The thing about infinity (and why it oughta be stopped) is that just when you think you’ve “gone about as fur as you kin go” is that you can always go lower.

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For thirty years, Dr. Dobson has repeated warned that if
America does not embrace God then it will be destroyed.?
How much longer must he say this before we listen!?

If his wife were dying of cancer, any decent, moral, Christian man would put everything on hold and spend all day and night praying for God to take that cancer away.? It’s happened time and time again.? When you lean on God, He don’t topple over like some crack addicted parent who don’t realize Woodstock ain’t over yet.? God’s strength knows no boundaries and stretches out forever and ever.? You only need to profess your faith in Him sincerely and if you’re truly sincere, He’s gonna come through for you.

Dumbo-crats, though ain’t decent, ain’t moral and most certainly ain’t Christian.? I don’t wanna hear y’all talk about how Billary said that her faith got her through her evil husband’s “infidelity”.? Fact is that it was medication and lesbian?contempt?for the proper duties of a wife that did that.? You can be sure that God’s name only came up as blasphemy.? Remember?- even the Devil quote scripture to Jesus.? Like my daddy said - you can put a calf in a blender and turn it on but that don’t make it a veal chop.

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A yummy veal chop like this just don’t happen.? Not only
does God have to allow the cow to get pregnant, but it’s got to
be butchered properly.

John “I gotta think about my role model” Edwards brought shame upon himself and the South?when he refused to withdraw from his pathetic candidacy for President after his wife, Elizabeth, conveniently found out that her “cancer” returned.? But I guess that just weren’t enough for him.? Profaning his marriage vows wound up just being an appetizer in his quest for a four course meal fished out of a dumpster.

What’s the entree?? Forcing his dying wife to speak before a bunch of homos at an even for the oxymoronically named “Gay Pride” parade.? I can barely see through my anger!? This poor and allegedly dying woman oughta be in a Christian hospice where the prayers of the residents and staff could heal her infirmity.? It ain’t like Edwards ain’t got enough blood money from bilking corporations in frivolous and pointless lawsuits to pay for it.? Instead, he puts her cancer ridden body on display to feed his lust for power at the Alice B. Toklas Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender Democratic Club breakfast.? I ain’t sure who this Alice B. Toklas is but I can’t imagine she’d be too pleased about having her name on something like this.

And what’s worse - IT’S ON A SUNDAY!

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Rather than praising their Maker in churches like this one,
San Fransisco homos congregate to eat “continental”
breakfast and espresso and listen to lies about how great
being gay is.

When will the homos and lesbos stop the assault and persecution of Christians?!? Out of seven days they have to pick the one day that all Christians hold sacred to come together and rub our faces in their gayness.? How much longer, Lord, how much longer?

I hope you’ll call the Edwards campaign and protest this blatant swipe at America’s values.? I’d also suggest calling the San Fransisco Police Department on the day of the speech and file a report of domestic abuse.? She can’t wanna willingly do this.? Who in their right mind would??

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There is no difference between physical and mental abuse
and very few instances when it’s acceptable.

This is yet another reason that a woman should not become President.? They are too weak to resist the power of man, no matter how weak and evil he is.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Sunday Prayer

Dear Lord

Thank you for making “Global Warming”-activists look stupid, every time you let it snow.

Thank you for exposing the Towel-Head’s false religion every time you let the sun rise.

Thank you for making lie-berals look stupid, every time another terrorist attack takes place.

Thank you for creating the earth and giving it to your Christian children.

Thank you for continuing to bless America!

Amen,
Shelley Goodman

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Hour of Bein’ Good - Flashback

I wasn’t able to do the Hour Of Bein’ Good for reasons that are none of your concern, thank you very much, so instead I’m gonna post a repeat from 11-02-o6 called The Truth About “Lies”.? This is a recap of the interview with some pagan from a website called Citizens Against Truth Lies.? I heard that after the interview she found Jesus and took the website down.

God is Love!
BBN

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