A Role Model For America
We, at Shelley The Republican, take a lot of guff.? “You’re sexist”, “You’re racist”, “You’re fascist” blah, blah, blah.? And, believe it or not, Mrs. Goodman, Tristan, Sam and I take criticism very seriously except when it comes from the homos, lesbos, lie-berals, socialists and Yurpeens.? I think I speak for the rest of the Godly of America when I say that y’all can just go back to Russia and leave us folk alone.
The Jews of the Anti-Defamation league want to stop “hate”.? Maybe they
should spend a day or two here reading the comments.? Then they’ll know
what “hate” means.
The reason I?bring it up is that for some reason if you call an?”guest worker”?a taco-jockey, beaner or El Thief-o De Job-o then you “hate” Mexicans.? That ain’t the case at all!? I ain’t sure if I can put it any plainer - We don’t hate Mexicans or any other Spanish-speakers.? We just want them to keep their drug-pushing, drunk-driving, child-murders on their side of the border.? Simple as that.
As a matter of fact, Fox News had a story last week about a 17-year old Nicaraguan girl that had us jumping and cheering and weeping all at the same time.? This girl - this SPANISH SPEAKING girl - oughta be a role model for every young?girl ?who makes the horrible mistake of having sex out of wedlock and finds herself getting pressured into killing the tiny little jewel of God growing inside her.? It’s also a story of a family coming together under tough circumstances to mete out a justice that oughta make God proud.
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The people of Nicaragua are a simple and helpful people who
frequently fall prey to Godless atheists who flee from
American and Jesus.
The girl, I’ll call her “Peggy”, made some real bad choices and fell under the spell of a 52-year old American and?possible pedophile?named Kenneth A. Kinzel.? Kinzel, who, no doubt, is friendly with atheists, took advantage?simple, trusting and childlike nature of the Nicaraguans?as those without God and morals frequently do.? He most likely promised her everything, including US citizenship and a job in a beautiful, state of the art American hotel.? Not knowing any better, she believed him and he brutally took away the precious gift of virginity that God gave her.? As a result, she became with child.?
Kinzel refused to do the right thing and marry her in the sight of God.? Instead, as she neared her eighth month, he began to threaten to kill her and kill the precious, blameless child inside her.? She thought nothing of her own life but to threaten the life of the baby she nurtured for eight wonderful months…that was too much.? God, she knew, was already upset with her but if she allowed this no-good thug to kill her child…there it’d be impossible to avoid an eternity in the lowest depths of Hell.? She prayed to God for guidance, putting herself at His mercy.
“Peggy” knew that only God had the solution to the horrible
situation she found herself in.? Praying to God is always
the best solution to any problem.
“Oh, Lord,” she said Spanish, “tell me what to do!? How can I protect this irreplaceable gift whose heart beats as mine beats?? Lord, help me!”
And God heard her plea and He came into her heart and answered her - “Kill him and protect the child that I, the Lord God, granted unto you.”
So she got a pistol and shot him.?
What do you do with garbage?? You pack it up and throw
it away.
Her fourteen-year old sister and nineteen-year old brother came home to find Kinzel dead and their sister frightened but proud.? The child would have a future now.? Looking down at the dead man, they made a family decision.? This Kinzel was a worthless, souless, Godless piece of garbage and deserved to be treated as such.? So they each got knives and cut up his sinful body, put the parts into garbage bags and buried them far away.
And if that ain’t enough, her brother has Down’s Syndrome!? If that’s not a family to be proud of; a family that stands by one another to protect a life not yet born; a family that is blessed by the Lord God, maker of the Universe and creator of life, then?I guess I just don’t know what the word “family” means.
Even though he probably couldn’t understand what he was
doing, her Down’s Syndrome brother knew the Lord’s work
when he saw it and let God guide his hand.
So, here’s to them!? On behalf of Shelley The Republican I offer a hearty God Bless You and hope that you’ll stay in Nicaragua and not try to take jobs from hard-working Americans.
BBN
God is Love!
www.billybobneck.com
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Thou Shalt not Kill. That is one of the ten commandments. What she did was wrong. Should have reported him to the police or fled. Again you need to learn what the bible says.
We, at Shelley The Republican, take a lot of guff. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re sexist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re racist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re fascist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Seeing what kind of drivel you are spewing out, this is quite just.
And, believe it or not, Mrs. Goodman, Tristan, Sam and I take criticism very seriously except when it comes from the homos, lesbos, lie-berals, socialists and Yurpeens. I think I speak for the rest of the Godly of America when I say that y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all can just go back to Russia and leave us folk alone.
So basically everyone critizising you. Wow, not taking 95% of the world serious. Now that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s delusional.
PS: Most of us 95% have never been to Russia in the first place.
The reason I bring it up is that for some reason if you call an ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?guest worker?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? a taco-jockey, beaner or El Thief-o De Job-o then you ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?hate?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? Mexicans. That ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t the case at all! I ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t sure if I can put it any plainer - We don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t hate Mexicans or any other Spanish-speakers. We just want them to keep their drug-pushing, drunk-driving, child-murders on their side of the border. Simple as that.
Do you hate them? Likely. Do you insult them in the worst way with your simplicistic stereotypes? Yes. 100% yes.
The people of Nicaragua are a simple and helpful people who
frequently fall prey to Godless atheists who flee from
American and Jesus.
Was that before or after your country ruined Nicaragua?
Kinzel, who, no doubt, is friendly with atheists,
Source?
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Peggy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? knew that only God had the solution to the horrible
situation she found herself in. Praying to God is always
the best solution to any problem.
Except if you want the problem solved…
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Oh, Lord,?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? she said Spanish, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?tell me what to do! How can I protect this irreplaceable gift whose heart beats as mine beats? Lord, help me!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
And God heard her plea and He came into her heart and answered her - ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Kill him and protect the child that I, the Lord God, granted unto you.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
So she got a pistol and shot him.
Yeah, except that God (the christian god a tlast) would not tell her to kill people. He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d probably be more like “go to the police, let they handle it!”
Looking down at the dead man, they made a family decision. This Kinzel was a worthless, souless, Godless piece of garbage and deserved to be treated as such. So they each got knives and cut up his sinful body, put the parts into garbage bags and buried them far away.
Yeah, and conveniently this eliminated the evidnce that could briing her into jail. Lying. How CHRISTIAN.
THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
That rule is universal. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s valid for ANY person.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Dear Bones,
it’s true that Thou Shalt not Kill is one of the Ten Commandements, but it’s more complicated. You know sometimes Lord commands to kill. That was the case when He in His mercy told Abraham to kill his son. That’s just one example. Sometimes Lord told His people, the Israelians, to kill everyone in some foreign city. He commanded them to kill, not only males, but also women, children and - the cattle! So it is clearly the case that Lord is sometimes against killing and sometimes He demands it.
So if Lord commanded this girl to kill someone she would have done wrong if not obeying.
Please read your Old Testament.
Greetings from Yerp!
In the bible it says not to kill simple as that.
and on the Mexican topic. not all Mexicans are “drug-pushing, drunk-driving, child-murders” ok white republicans can do drugs and drunk drive and kill children just as easy. Mexico is just not that great of a place it dosent mean the people are bad. though i do hate how some of them came up into Texas and raped someone and killed some people. thats that group of Mexicans not all of them. they should stay in there country and make it a better place for them selves?
Ah… sources, please?
Eh, sources please?
Mexicans are mostly harmless. I’ve seen them, talked to them. And unlike you I don’t see any threat in them.
If you think they’re taking our jobs just go apply for a job at somewhere that requires credentials THAT YOU HAVE (oh, right, you never went to college). Apply for a job at Wal-Mart then, they’re not going to tell you to bugger off because someone else is opting for the same job for less pay.
If you look at the average employees at an office or in most workplaces the employees are primarily American citizens.
Hi again, it’s been a while since I dropped by. Looks like I didn’t miss anything either. The writing is just as good, but the readers are just as stupid as ever.
While I know the blog was intended to educate the idiots, do you think it’s working? The stupidity I see, as in the comments above is atypical of what I found here months ago. Amazing isn’t it? They don’t get it and by the looks of things, probably never will.
If making your reading audience, err, correct that, your posting audience look like complete fools and morons, you’ve done a fantastic job. I’d hand you and “A” in a heartbeat.
I suspect the only way to really educate these morons is to hit them over the head with a 2 x 4. Hard. That is, after all, what God would recommend, right?
B KALLIS supposing you have read the bible you would know god was testing abrahams faith and intended for abraham not to kill his son. And These mass killings god told his followers to carry out never happened. He would tell them to march around a wall or sourrond a group with torches and he would take care of the rest. They hardly did anything because they trusted in him. Now all fo a sudden someone can say god spoke to me and to do this now in this day and age Yet you dismiss the prophet muhammud of islam who says god spoke to him. What kind of backwards logic is this that you have?
TRISTAN I LOVE THIS SITE
Billy, the funny thing is that the Nicaraguans not even have to come to the USA to “steal” your jobs, but, thanks to the awsome economic elite(rich, white, middleaged men, like the guy from enron you are such a big fan of) and system (look only after yourself - casino-capitalism)you are such a big fan of, all the “American Jobs” will soon be either “transferred” to poor countries like nigaracua or be “out-sourced” to cheap producers in the third world.Call it what ever you want, but tell me billy, what are you plans for this time? becoming a successful blogger? well, not even try…
I want to thank you guys. Really, I’d love to shake the hands of the authors of this blog. Because after reading several of these posts, I’m forced to conclude that the only possible way anyone could be writing all this is that they are really liberals, lampooning narrow-minded, Stone Age conservatism. And I have to say, after reading this stuff - some of which is utterly hilarious - it makes some very effective satire, and a series of wonderful arguments for liberalism. But the best parts are the lists of comments, where all the idiots who take you seriously sound off their agreement. That’s real comedy.
Huh. Thats…weird. I thought yall hated retards. But it goes to show that not all retards are stupid, godless, cavemen. But I guess all Liberals, like myself, are still hateful, America hating scumbags. At least you know that things aren’t as black and white as they seem.
This article proved that you crazy Republicans, try as you might, will never take away might right to laugh at a photo of a retarded person. You guys are alright!
Laughter and chronic really are the best medicines. Keep on fuckin’, y’all!
I meant to say “MY right to laugh at a photo of a retarded person”. I’m so stoned right now, i don’t know what’s going on.
Peace out, stoners