Would you trust this limey doctor?
Friends,
I want to warn you about a new limey TV show that is threatening to corrupt our impressionable teens. It’s called “Dr. Who?”, and It’s currently the number one TV show in England. I wouldn’t normally care about what those perverted Brits get up to, but they have announced that they plan to export it over here. For me and for every American, that is a big problem. Once you learn just how bad this show is, I’m certain you will want to join the STR campaign to ensure that the FCC prevent this from ever being broadcast in America.
Billie Piper (left) and Christopher Eccelstone (right). Both actors parted company with Russel T. Davies after the first series, claiming their unwillingness to work on such a preposterous show. Piper (who was once a highly popular Christian Music singer) has not been seen on TV since, and is rumored to have married a notorious British pederast.
This show is written and directed by Russel T. Davies who gained notoriety in his native England for creating the openly pro-gay show “Queer As Folk”. Having pleased the homosexual elitists that run TV in the UK, he was then given the opportunity to create a brand new kid’s show for BBC television. Allegedly he decided to call the show “Dr. Who?” to confuse viewers into watching it. Knowing that the British public were sick and tired of science fiction, he told the BBC to advertise this show as a low-budget medical drama. Only after episode three, Davies revealed the preposterous science fiction plot he had in store.
This grotesque homunculus was responsible for terrorising an entire nation of kids: Russel T Davies convinced the BBC to create the first openly bisexual monster in the “Dr Who?” series. Having absorbed both male and female personalities “Absorlobaloff” feels both their desires.
After an embattled first series, the show’s leading actors Christopher Eccelstone and Billy Piper walked out, never to appear on British TV again. Eccelstone was swiftly replaced with one of the less popular actors from the satanist move “Harry Potter 3″: David Tennant, who has carried the 2 series. Incidentally, the two actors are as different looking from each other as as any two men could be, a fact which prompted much ridicule from the British press.
Hurriedly produced publicity shots for David Tennant’s role as “The Doctor”.
The main character of this show is not as you would expect a doctor of medicine, in fact I’m pretty certain that the surgeon general has never approved of any of his so-called wisdom. “The Doctor” as he is known is a time-traveling atheist and serial kidnapper; He abducts young women and takes them on bizarre and irresponsible journeys. This is hardly a suitable message for young children. Indeed, it’s baffling that this show is even considered fit for a young audience:
During audience research in the UK, children were allegedly traumatized after watching this show. Many of the kids interviewed told the BBC film-makers that they had to hide behind the sofa, because they found the show so utterly repulsive. There are plenty of stories of kids who have become traumatized by exposure to this kind of horror sci-fi. I expect that American kids who have the spiritual armor of Jesus would not be so easily frightened.
Strangely enough, The Doctor is supposed to be an alien but speaks with a British accent and spends most of his time in England. This is quite ridiculous; Why would an alien have a foreign accent? And why would an alien travel to a boring place like England? If a time-traveling alien were to come to earth he would have probably come to America, which is far more interesting, and would make the show better because I wouldn’t have to put up with those fruity-gay British accents.
I’m sure you would not want to have your kids watch this show; That is why we must all write to the FCC demanding that they ensure that American kids should be protected from this dangerous foreign trash.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J Shuddery
UPDATE: This was posted as a comment below, however I feel that it is an important message that all STR readers will want to read:
The British Broadcast Company?s message for the world does not reflect favourably on the Christian values of the United Kingdom. I am myself a leading Representative of the Council of Christian Mothers of Virginia, and we have been attempting to draw public attention to this show since first hearing about it.
However, I don?t think it likely that without some of the more depraved titles we have let slip onto our own airwaves any of this ?Doctor Who?? nonsense would be possible. After all, many of the satanic themes are developments of those found in ?Angel? and ?The Vampire Slayers??these foreign shows do little more than to follow the bad examples set for them by promoters of Satanic ideology who fill the loose film houses of Hollywood.
However, the British Broadcast Companies show is particularly offensive in the casting of guest stars from the world of atheism. Leading atheists such as Steven Hawking (cast as Davros, king of the Darleks [a race of robotic demons] one of Doctor Who?s accomplices) are given starring roles which they use as platforms to put forward atheistic ideas. It is typical of the BBC?s lack of fairness and balance that no characters are presented as mouthpieces for the true path to Jesus.
However, the few UK residents I know inform me that the B.B.C. is fighting a loosing battle against less liberal channels such as S.K.Y. and ?UK Gold?.
Thomas G. Goldmann
What an excellent observation: Why is it that Horror shows like “Dr. Who?” are keen to advertise their politically correct credentials by employing actors of every race and creed other than white Christian Conservatives? This is clearly a case of political correctness gone mad!
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This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read. A well-informed article with good factual backing. Keep up the good work.
…and since it’s a British show, the alien won’t have have a “foreign accent” in England, will he?
But do all the aliens have to sound so la-di-da gay? Why would alien-kidnappers like the doctor all talk like homosexuals? Would you want your kids using these fruity British phrases?
I’ll do a full tear-up of your article later when I have time, but here’s a quick fact for you. The only open LGBT character in the show is Captain Jack Harkness, an man from the 51st century who flirts with anything humanoid. He is played by the American actor John Barrowman, and has a strong American accent throughout Dr Who and the spinoff Torchwood. He flirts with the Doctor, Rose and the entire Torchwood team, as well as plenty of other people in both shows.
is this article for real? Dr Who is a 40 year old icon of UK TV, with NO sexuality at all (it airs at 7PM on a saturday)!
Dr. Who has already been shown on the Sci-Fi channel,so it’s too late to keep it from appearing in the US! And the young lady that travelled with Dr.Who went of her own free will in the season they showed on Sci-Fi! She was White and her boyfriend she left behind was Black,so why don’t you get all worked over that?
Tristan, do something usefull and write another linux article, those are way funnier than this one.
It is obvious that Dr. Who is a sick joke being played on the American public by PBS, and at taxpayer expense! This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Dr. Who, but Praise Jesus for STR, as you have helped warn us of this hideous program, much as you warned us more recently of the bizarre overtly-queer Teletubbies. Keep fighting the good fight!
Thank you Mr Always Right,
We at STR.com believe that it is our duty as citizens to be informed and to take action against the myriad of threats that our culture and cherished institutions face.
One of the best things George W. Bush did was to strengthen the FCC and give them the powers to prevent offensive language and unpleasant ideas from being aired on TV.
We at STR.com believe passionately in free-speech, but is it really free or fair to be so offensive?
I have a confession.
I have been spiritually raped by Dr. Who.
When I was a young, impressional child, my father used to watch the socalistic, taxpayer-funded PBS network all the time. I’m pretty sure the initials stand for “Pedophile Broadcasting System,” because that network was full of imported Limey programs. Dr. Who (which he never missed an episode of) was barely the tip of the tea-sipping, pinkie-in-the-air iceberg!
There were not one, but two shows about snakes: Blackadder and Monty Python. Why would these horrible Brits want to terrify helpless, impressionable American children with snakes? Don’t they realize that the Bible (which all American children read, or should be made to) starts off with a rather scary story involving a snake?
Another generation of god-fearing American kids should not be traumatized by brainwashing television from Old Blighty the way I was. We should invade Britain, kill their leaders, and convert them all to Christianity.
Hi - on the one hand I can understand you a bit, on the other hand many people in Europe say the same like you. We have to save our kids of watching US shows and movies. The Europeans say, a lot of evil or silly movies and PC games come from the States. We have to protect our children from these US movies. This is actually true - many parents say this.
And they want to stop the import of US movies and US PC games.
You know for sure, in Europe we have different languages and the kids, especially the young generation like to use American words and phrases, it sounds cool! (sometimes they like US swearwords too)
You can imagine, who angry many parents and teachers are. The English teachers all over the globe say, the only correct English is the British English.
The British people dislike the American English, cause they say, this kind of English is wrong. All people have to learn the British English in school. Cause it is the classic and oldest form of English. (This is true, or not?)
They speak like gays: Tell this to the Queen or to Tony Blair. I know, you won against the British troops in the year 1776. Since this time (only some) US citizens dislike Great Britan. But the US and UK politicians became friends. Of course, US politicians are better educated than you - better educated means more tolerant.
Many C-European parents dislike the stupid Teletubbies too - I mean, their conversation is really goosy and poor! Even the Russians say, beware of the Teletubbies - we like some movies or TV series from GB or US, but this one we dont need. (on the other hand we can say, the Teletubbies were made for tiny children, not for us)
But it is easy, if I dont want to watch a TV show, I turn off - I take a good book and read aloud to my children - or I play with them. Are you addicted to TV?
My wife in the kitchen cried something like dinner is ready now! Oh - it`s 7:30 pm and it smells like chicken!
Ok - so long and take care!
Good evening USA!
Peter from Vienna
ok what the fuck are you smokin that first photo was the first doctor and his assistant which was not chris eccolston or billie piper and the second guy was the fourth doctor as it says not david tenent so get ya facts stright and fuck off
The season with Chris Eccelson and Billie Piper is the only one worth watching. I was sooo disappointed that Chris is no longer with the show. He was fabulous as Dr. Who.
The British Broadcast Company’s message for the world does not reflect favourabley on the Christian values of the United Kingdom. I am myself a leading Representative of the Council of Christian Mothers of Virginia, and we have been attempting to draw public attention to this show since first hearing about it.
However, I don’t think it likely that without some of the more depraved titles we have let slip onto our own airwaves any of this “Doctor Who?” nonsense would be possible. After all, many of the satanic themes are developments of those found in “Angel” and “The Vampire Slayers”–these foreign shows do little more than to follow the bad examples set for them by promotors of Satanic ideology who fill the loose film houses of Hollywood.
However, the British Broadcast Companies show is particularly offensive in the casting of guest stars from the world of athiesm. Leading athiests such as Steven Hawking (cast as Davros, king of the Darleks [a race of demons] one of Doctor Who?s accomplices) are given starring roles which they use as platforms to put forward athiestic ideas. It is typical of the BBC’s lack of fairness and balance that no characters are presented as mouthpieces for the true path to Jesus.
However, the few UK residents I know inform me that the B.B.C. is fighting a loosing battle against less liberal channels such as S.K.Y. and “UK Gold”.
To Gerald Fnord, if you want to invade britain, bring it on motherfucker.
yeah fnord we will fucking own you, you bunch of yankee pricks.
I remember getting up early Sunday mornings to watch Dr. Who before going to church. Jon Pertwee was the Doctor, the third Doctor I believe, and this was probably latter 60’s early 70’s. This show has been around and showing on American TV for ages. As usual, STR is little slow like it’s writers. Just curious Shelley, were the short busses you took to school more bouncy than the regular sized ones? I’ve always wondered.
Bubba
Bubba,
I have a hunch that Shelley was home schooled.
THE SCARY PART IS THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS! YES BBC AMERICA DOES AIR IT AND YES I WATCH IT. WOW! I READ WHAT YOU WROTE AND I’M IN DISBELIEF. IT’S A T.V. SHOW AND IT’S ENTERTAINING, WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM? LOL IF I WAS A BRIT. I’D BE PISSED TO!
Hmm… this site reminds me of an old forum. They used poorly-thought-out mockery like this too. Then somebody destroyed that forum.
You need to do your research better. Dr Who has been around for decades, Russell T Davies just writes the new series.
The doctors look different because everytime he is close to death he regenerates into a different looking character.
Its a shame kids nowadys don’t actually know how to use reaserch the articles they write.
:yawn:
Dr. Who is a classic. The show is by now several decades old. You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re a bit slow, aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t ya?
Why would an alien have a foreign accent? And why would an alien travel to a boring place like England?
Why would he be speaking any human language at all? And why would he land in any hospitable area?
Otherwise, the normal STR-drivel…
There were not one, but two shows about snakes: Blackadder and Monty Python. Why would these horrible Brits want to terrify helpless, impressionable American children with snakes? Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t they realize that the Bible (which all American children read, or should be made to) starts off with a rather scary story involving a snake?
Black Adder and Monthy Python are comedies! One is about a man named Black Adder, the other one is the name of an english comedian esemble. The search for the holy grail, ah, that were good times. (Persisting Black Knight, anyone?)
@Gerald Ford: Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t mess with europe. They have the germans at the ready. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d be ugly. :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Wow. While I am all for family values, at least be well informed, or at least have the correct actors credited. Who you show as Rose and the doctor, are in fact actors from the 1980s. Billie Piper is actually quite a successful actress in the UK now, after leaving after the second (NOT first) season. Both she and eccleston (as well as current Doctor David Tennant) are incredibly proud of the program, as well as Russell T. Davies. the program has been around since 1963 and is as much a british cultural icon as James Bond, or Sherlock Holmes. It is a family show broadcast at 7pm on saturday nights intended for the entire british family, especially children. Of course he has a british accent, as it is a british show and to the BBC that is NOT a foreign accent. In fact the scottish born, american raised John Barrowman who plays Captain Jack Harkness plays the foreign character- an American.
Doctor Who is in fact an incredibly inspirational and valuable program. It is jam packed with heart, friendship, and heroism. It favors intelligence in the face of violence. And it was Rose who put it best when she told of what she learned from the Doctor:
“The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life. You know, he showed you too. You don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t just give up. You don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no! You have the guts to do what?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s right when everyone else just runs away!”
LOL I bet shelly and tristan went to school on the short yelow bus not the regular sized one
The Corbert Report
The Onion
You get it?
Anyone who thinks this was a real blog is an idiot.
This has got to be a xxx xx site, Some Americans can be a little slow but this is positively backward,please somebody tell me that this is not real. People can’t think like this it just beggars belief.
(this comment had to be censored in order to protect the homeland. shelley)
Just to update this thread, Billie Piper was finally allowed back on to television by the BBC’s rival ITV. However she was cast as a prostitute and the show depicted and encouraged all sorts of degenerate sexual behaviour. Shame on her.
Meanwhile Dr Who has continued to debase the nation’s children. It says a lot about the BBC that they would encourage the director of Queer as Folk to introduce bisexual storylines into a children’s program. And they pay for all this out of godfearing tasxpayers’ money, as they have the right to demand hundreds of pounds for a TV license, money which they waste on programs like this and huge, champagne and cocaine-fuelled orgies. Disgusting.
“Doctor Who” (1963) (source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056751/episodes ) This show has been around longer than you have been a little left of center….almost. And it has been on American tv for years….. re: “…to prevent offensive language and unpleasant ideas from being aired on TV” - Wow, yeah, I guess we would never want anyone, anywhere to experience an unhappy thought….who needs the real world anyway?!??
I hope this blogsite is purely satirical and/or you don’t intend to sire progeny.
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Is this blog/article a pisstake?!?!
As Multi-lingual stated on hisher June 12th, 2007 7:06 am post;
“…but here’s a quick fact for you. The only open LGBT character in the show is Captain Jack Harkness, an man from the 51st century who flirts with anything humanoid.”
DR WHO is about as sexless as you can get. It’s certainly a damn sight more wholesome than the neverending stream of porn that comes out of the United States these days!
The main character, The Doctor, almost never gets romantically involved with his Companions. (Compare that with Captain James “Tomcat” Kirk!)
And the author of this blog has the cheek to criticise the U.K.??
But this comment from the Blog writer takes the cake;
“The main character of this show is not as you would expect a doctor of medicine, in fact I’m pretty certain that the surgeon general has never approved of any of his so-called wisdom. “The Doctor” as he is known is a time-traveling atheist and serial kidnapper; He abducts young women and takes them on bizarre and irresponsible journeys.”
And this.
“Leading atheists such as Steven Hawking (cast as Davros, king of the Darleks [a race of robotic demons]”
Steven Hawking appeared in STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - not DR WHO!! And even if Hawking did make an appearance in DR WHO - ‘Davros’ is an entirely different character.
You people haven’t a clue, do you??
Dammit, man! Get a grip! You’ve lost the plot!!
If I were you, I’d be worrying about the nefarious, Dr Smith always hanging around little Will Robinson. Now THAT guy was dodgy!! *Danger, danger, Will Robinson!*
Im having trouble trying to figure out if this is a joke or you are the most closed-minded, ignorant american prick… I hope from the picture of Collen Baker and Nicola Bryant, and even Tom Baker, that it is… if it is not a joke, then i just lost that much more respect, not just of my fellow country men, but man kind as a whole… why do you have to make the US look worse then it is… your making it that much harder for those of us who actually use their brains… and just so you know I am a Huge Dr. Who fan… I have watched it since i was 13 when i found my dad collection of 40 home recored Dr Who episodes… from Patrick Troughton to Sylvester McCoy… To the Fox Movie… and the new series… but I am also a Christian… you this crap that people like you put out, joke or not, are make us look bad… same as the the US stuff i wrote before… so keep your mouth shut and stop trying to stuff your fanatic Right wing shit in other peoples faces… you just make your cause look bad… prick