Cyclists: The Two-Wheeled Menace
Friends,
You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What does the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged and All-American. It’s a great truck, and it’s been a pleasure to own these last few months apart from one unpleasant experience just yesterday…
As I was driving home from our STR.com weekly prayer meeting, a cyclist slammed into my left side, badly scratching the paintwork and leaving bloodstains on one of the mirrors. The dumb cyclist colapsed into a twisted wreck by the road-side. At first I figured I would drive on, after all liberals are better off as road-kill…
… just then Jesus spoke to me: He said “Tristan, remember the parable of the Good Samaritan”. I suppose Jesus wanted me to stick around a little longer to help this poor fool on his way, and perhaps spread some of God’s love.
Like Shelley I also drive a Hummer. It’s a great truck but people always complain that it uses too much gas. The way I see it is that by driving this truck, I’m making a statement that I will not let the Democrats high oil-prices defeat me. America’s gonna keep on truckin’ no matter what the terrorists do. Anybody who rides a cycle has already given in to the terrorists.
Well, the cyclist recovered sooner than I expected, and when he did, boy was he mad. He kept shouting something about not signaling at a left turn, and crying for his wrecked bike. I explained to him that if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he’d never have got in my way and never been injured., and that he shouldn’t be surprised about his bike breaking - after all it was made in Europe, a land where nothing is ever made right.
He even tore up the Biblical tracts I gave him in a shouting rage as he trudged off to who knows here. I’m sure Jesus loves him, but just then I had a hard time finding any way of understanding this angry liberal city-boy with a death-wish.
It’s just typical of cyclists to blame other road-users for their own failings. I bet he was uninsured as well, another irresponsible liberal who expects all of us taxpayers to pick up the bill.
Are all cyclists like this angry young man? It seems obvious to me, that everywhere you find sedition, anti-American behaviour and fornication you will also find cyclists. There has to be something wrong with the kind of people who like being on two spindly wheels instead of being safe behind the wheel of a truck or family-sized car.
One of the busiest days on the French protest-calendar is the annual naked bike-ride. These French people are protesting… well heck knows. That’s just what these people do.
I’m reliabily informed that this event usually ends in a public homosexual French orgy. The french and their so-called sports disgust me.
There are two main types of cyclist which are common in the USA. The first and most deadly is the “Mountain Biker”. As the name suggests, these are insane cyclists whose idea of fun is to pedal up hills and then speed down them terrorizing everybody in their path. Mountain bikers are famous for their abuse of pot, amphetamines and other banned hallucinogens. Very few mountain bikers survive past the age of 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol.
Most mountain-bikers are reckless and irresponsible; they often speed past pedestrians and livestock without a care about the damage they are doing. I’ve long campaigned for mountain-bikes to be fitted with number-plates, exactly like the ones we have on cars. I’m sure the cyclists would not behave so irresponsibly if they knew that their deeds could be tracked down.
The other type of cycling is called “Road Racing” a preposterous sport which is mainly popular amongst the homosexual community. Most Americans do not regard this as a true sport, because the chief objective is to pose in the absurd skin-tight ‘fashions’. This probably explains why road-cycling is the most popular sport in France. It’s just typical that a degenerate, liberal, godless nation like the French would adopt a sport which involves adult men spending hours staring at each other’s butts!
Are cyclists pedalling the road to hell? They wear tight spandex and shave their legs. This member of Shelley’s prayer team is concerned about their souls, and that is why he is reading to them from the book of Leviticus. What could be better than sharing God’s love?
Is it fair that cyclists should be allowed on the road? Cyclists argue that their vehicles are “energy efficient” and that we should all abandon our trucks and start cycling. This hilarious wingnut proposal sounds like something from an Al Gore eco-terror movie. Why should we Americans sacrifice our way of life because of a liberal eco-panic?
Let me put this in a simple way that even our liberal readers can understand: If you cycle to work then the terrorists have already won. We need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are sending a message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us. You show me a cyclist and I will show you a traitor.
Yours in Christ,
Trista J. Shuddery
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I have three husbands. They all go to work. That’s why I have bought them bicycles. They are cheap to drive and maintain. Boys can fix them if needed. I myself drive an MB suv.
I don’t think that someone driving bicycle has given in to the terrorists. He will be sweating and because of that taking at least 20 minutes showers every day. Now how do you make hot water? Need any oil?
Tristan:
“I explained to him that if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d never have got in my way and never been injured”
That’s the worst logic ever. Your logic would justify me shooting you through the head, and then saying: “Well it’s your own fault, if you head had not been there you’d never got shot in the head”.
“Like Shelley I also drive a Hummer. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a great truck but people always complain that it uses too much gas. The way I see it is that by driving this truck, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m making a statement that I will not let the Democrats high oil-prices defeat me. America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gonna keep on truckin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ no matter what the terrorists do. Anybody who rides a cycle has already given in to the terrorists.”
That’s not the point dude. The worlds natural gas/oil resources are going to be depleted in the next 50 to 100 years. THAT’s the reason gas prices are high. Simple economics, guess that’s one more thing you didn’t learn in homeschool.
“Very few mountain bikers survive past the age of 30 because of the extreme hazards of downhill cycling, and the toll taken by a diet of drugs and alcohol.”
I am an enthousiastic mountainbiker. First of all, we don’t “terrorize everything in our path” as, at least here in Europe, there are designated mountain bike tracks, unreachable for people on foot. Furthermore, I have never taken drugs in my life (that’s true, and I even live in Holland). Once more, don’t sprout nonsense if you haven’t done research.
“We need to deny them their victory, when you drive a truck you are sending a message to the terrorists that they can never defeat us.”
Wrong. When you drive a truck for your reasons, you are sending a message to the world showing your utter stupidity. But I guess you’ll only understand that when you see your own redneck property flooded with water from global warming. Oh, and don’t try shooting at the water, that won’t drive it from your property.
One last thing, cyclists? Really?? I guess you are running out of target to be hateful to huh? You know what, you really should try cycling yourself someday. I’m sure you’d like it, it’s a very relaxing sport.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Hey, wait a minut, I’m a cyclist!!!
Oh wait, but I’m not a liberal cyclist. I’m a concervative cyclist.
Never mind.
You seem just a tad confused here. You and Shelly, going around giving hummers, is not the same thing as driving a hummer. Also, driving a hummer or a family car doesn’t make you any safer if you want to start mixing it up with us real truckers driving 18 wheels.
Oh yeah, and the biggest homo cyclist of all times is Bush Jr. …
oh, wait he is to stupid to even keep himself on the bike.
Oh, please stop your lies!
The Leader would never ride a bike! He is a real man!
Shelley
Good morning Tristian! Yes, you are right, this demonstration happend in France, but also in Spain and England last saturday. Not only in France. This article is on a German Website + all these Photos.
2-300 naked demonstrators on a bicycle were just in Spain (Madrid) and England (Brighton). In France (Paris) they were dressed, cause the police in Paris is much more stricter as in England or Spain. (Belgium wasn`t allowed this demo- and in France just dressed)
Naked people get arrested after 5-10 minutes all over Europe. (depends how fast the police is - and how fast the bikers are…) So I dont know, how long they were naked? But a couple of hundret people are just a tiny number of people, most of the natives don`like that. Spain has 45 mill. people, just 300 people of them were naked.
The first naked demonstrators I have seen in the States, in NYC and S.F. In the late 60ies, you had the first naked antiwar-demonstrators in California, I remember now. Photos of them were in all news all over the globe. Not only conservativ Europeans shouted, they have no morality in the USA.
Since some weeks France has a new conservativ right wing president Nicolas Sarkozy. France was and is still a Roman Catholic Country - and Roman Catholics are conservativ, much more as the Anglican Church. This was the main reason, why groups of European Bapatists, Evangelists, Lutherans, Mormons, Huguenots……, had to flee to North America. If any French Catholic cleric or strict monk caught one of them, they were burned on a funeral pile. French women got the right to vote even in 1944, very late. France is a conservativ state, much more as the USA, Britan, Netherlands.
Well, I dont know if many mountainbikers take drugs, cause we don`t have much of them in Austria and Greece. Because mountainbikers are not allowed in the mountains. (The Alps are a nature protected area). The Austrians save their animals and plants in the Alps, they dont mountainbikers, they say, these bikers disturb the animals! Just walking or jogging is allowed in the Austrian Alps, just on hiking trails.
Tristan - our major problem is the high population in nearby all European countries. Especially in the cities, sometimes I search for a parking lot 15-20 minutes. The USA has much more space, the European cities not. Especially the western part of Europe has an extrem high population. I remember, in Paris I need for 1 mile by car 2 hours (at the rush hour) The car traffic is extreme much in West- Central- and South Europe.
Even the politicians tell us, nowadays it is neccessary to use the bicycle for a short way, please, don`t use the car in the innercity!
Because we have no space in the cities. The reason is, the cities are older as in the USA, therefore the streets are smaller and narrow. The European innercities are 300-800 years old. As our ancestors built the first cities in the late Middleage, they had no cars, just a couple of horses + chaises. They didnt need big streets and highways like we would need it today. The second importan reason is, we have to save the old innercities (World Cultural Heritage), cause tourists come from all over the globe to visit it. By the way, we have a lot of US tourists, which come to Paris, London, Vienna, Amsterdam…take photos of the old buildings and cityscapes.
I just take my car for a longer trip (1 mile and more) - and I use my bicycle just for shopping in the next supermarket at the corner. With my car I dont get a parking lot in Vienna. Just 10 parking cars and the street is congested and nobody can pass - this is the big problem in the EU cities.
Tristan - I have found this German website (I speak German too) - demonstrators in Paris were dressed, otherwise it would be not allowed (cause the tourists!) - in Spain and England they were complete naked.
Your first photo on top - this was in England (cause the English written sign) - French dislike the English language. The second photo is in Madrid-Spain. And the 3rd and 4th photo has nothing to do with this demonstration on saturday.
Tristan - the situation in the USA is different as in Europe. Our countries are overcrowded! Sometimes it is useful to take the bicycle for shopping, friday evening and saturday noon you find no parking lot - impossibl. Everytimd you can find a way with the bicycle - and this is the main reason, why Europeans use their bicycle. And an other not unimportant reason is the high air pollution in our small streets. 1-200 cars in the Viennese innercity - and you get no air to breathe. The tourists come from all over the globe just to see the old buildings in the center. Just for them, cars are forbidden in the European innercities since some years.
Peter from Vienna
This disturbing phenomena was first described in Flann O’Brien’s second novel “The Third Policeman”. He was the first to notice that when policemen ride bicycles for a long time, the atoms from the bicycle intermingle with the atoms of the policeman, via the bicycle seat. Accordingly, those policemen become more like bicycles, and some bicycles get more like policemen.
It must be that the Liberals who run the bicycle industry are putting different types of atoms into their bicycles.
When you watch the Tour de France on the television and see the crowds who are lining the road to look at the men on bicycles you can understand why that feeble nation was unable to take the lead and invade Iraq, and hopefully Iran soon.
So cyclists are terrorists too now? I guess that makes me a terrorist and proud of it. Why do I ride a bike? Because it’s cheaper than public transport and less polluting than a car. Besides, I don’t even know how to drive because there’s no point with car and petrol prices so high. My brother also rides a bike to school every day because it costs nearly two pounds to catch the school bus when the school is only ten minutes bike ride or fifteen to twenty minutes walk from our house. How do I know this? My neighbour’s kid catches the bus to school, which is why she’s overweight, and my other neighbour drives her kid to school which is why he’s a lazy brat. Driving everywhere, especially when you can walk or cycle there with less hassle, is why the majority of Americans are struggling with obesity and the health problems that it causes.
Why did you blame the cyclist for your inattention on the road? And would you really have left them there when they could have been seriously hurt. I’m guessing that you stayed not for any charitable reason but because leaving the scene of an accident is a crime and the cyclist probably got a good look at your registration plate and could have reported you to the cops. How long do you get in jail for knocking someone over with your Hummer and leaving them to die at the side of the road? Probably several years in jail with all the rapists and murderers that haven’t seen their girlfriends/wives in a long time and are looking for a new playmate.
Those images are funny. Nice photoshopping on the first one, it looks quite realistic. And the last one…since when did your prayer team start preaching in the UK? What…you took it yourself in America? Fucking bullshit! (As my brother would say.) Those street signs that are clearly visible in the background are UK street signs. I see them as I catch the bus into the town centre nearly every day, when my brother borrows my bike to go to school. Please remove your head from your ass and take a look at the world around you before that world nukes you back to the Dark Ages.
Hi Shelley - this photo (naked woman on a bicycle) is on a US Website, “www.purenudism.net”. But this photo was taken, cause they are an American nudist-community and not a bicycle community. She is the only one on a mountainbike between all these many nude photos. That means, their main object is definitely their nudity and not the bicycle.
If someone takes a photo of a naked woman in a car. Therefore you cannot say, all drivers like to be naked. (this is a bit too far over the top…or?)
We all the know, nude-photographers are all over the globe and they are always searching for new photo motifs. So we can find naked women in every situation and position, everywhere, in a boat, on a motorbike, in the train, riding a horse, by ice-skating, on a surfboard and so on. Nude-photographers are searching for new motifs all the time, cause nude photos is really a huge business! This is the reason, why we can find photos of naked women in every situation.
Have a nice day! Take care!
Peter from Vienna
So now a good Christian is supposed to hate bikers?
@Thomas van der Meer
What do you know about cycling? You’re dutch!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070621/ap_on_hi_te/france_blackberry_ban
“BlackBerry handhelds have been called addictive, invasive, wonderful ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?É¬Æ and now, a threat to French state secrets. That, at least, is the fear of French government defense experts, who have advised against their use by officials in France’s corridors of power, reportedly to avoid snooping by U.S. intelligence agencies.
“It’s not a question of trust,” French lawmaker Pierre Lasbordes told The Associated Press. “We are friends with the Americans, the Anglo-Saxons, but it’s economic war.”
ha!
hail eris
Quote: You show me a cyclist and I will show you a traitor’
Two words: Lance Armstrong
http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2004/09/28/1096394817_3265.jpg
so who’s that then. and for the record, one of my buddies rides with W: he’s worked at camp david for a year or so i believe and, as my buddy is a mountain biker, is one of Bush’s personal escorts on his rides.
QUOTE:
“Oh, please stop your lies!
The Leader would never ride a bike! He is a real man!
Shelley”
Bush DOES ride a bike.
http://www.mtb-news.de/images/stories/original/thumbs/bush-bike.jpg
http://www.houston365.com/images/george_bush_park/gb_bike.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41038000/jpg/_41038344_bush416.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/21/bush_bike_wideweb__430×301.jpg
http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/08/14/images/large/A_1_1abike_Bike_0814.jpg
http://sanityisland.us/v-web/gallery/albums/album160/ra3209312881_1.jpg
THIS IS HIS BIKE (it actually looks really nice)
http://www.goclipless.com/2006/02/potuss_mountain.html
Him riding the bike in China
http://english.people.com.cn/200511/21/eng20051121_222852.html
A photo op of Bush on his bike ON THE WHITE HOUSE SITE
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/images/20060422_a6g4962-515h.html
Now, STR,
I DARE YOU TO PROVE THAT ALL OF THESE IMAGES ARE FAKE! I DEMAND A RESPONSE.
DO NOT ignore me or I will spam the entire page with this post. Be honest for once in your life and admit that you are wrong!
MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU INSULT MOUTAIN BIKES AGAIN I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥LL TAKE YOUR HUMMER (WHICH ARE SHIT) AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND REPLACE IT WITH A REAL OFF ROADER A LAND ROVER DEFENDER 130 TD5 LIKE THE ONE I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥M BIDDING FOR ON E-BAY THEN I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥LL TRACK DOWN THE GUY YOU KNOVKED OFF AND WE WILL COME DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU STEAL THE DEED ON THE PROPERTY THEN I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥LL BOSS HOGG YOUR ASS AND FORECLOSE AND TURN THE PLACE INTO A MOUNTAIN BIKE TRACK THEN I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥LL SHIT ON YOU, YOUR WIFE, YOUR CHILDERN AND YOUR DOG HOW D?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥YA LIKE IT, BITCH?
QUOTE:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Oh, please stop your lies!
The Leader would never ride a bike! He is a real man!
Shelley?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Bush DOES ride a bike.
http://www.mtb-news.de/images/stories/original/thumbs/bush-bike.jpg
http://www.houston365.com/images/george_bush_park/gb_bike.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41038000/jpg/_41038344_bush416.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/21/bush_bike_wideweb__430??ɬ?301.jpg
http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/08/14/images/large/A_1_1abike_Bike_0814.jpg
http://sanityisland.us/v-web/gallery/albums/album160/ra3209312881_1.jpg
THIS IS HIS BIKE (it actually looks really nice)
http://www.goclipless.com/2006/02/potuss_mountain.html
Him riding the bike in China
http://english.people.com.cn/200511/21/eng20051121_222852.html
A photo op of Bush on his bike ON THE WHITE HOUSE SITE
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/images/20060422_a6g4962-515h.html
Now, STR,
I DARE YOU TO PROVE THAT ALL OF THESE IMAGES ARE FAKE! I DEMAND A RESPONSE.
DO NOT ignore me or I will spam the entire page with this post. Be honest for once in your life and admit that you are wrong!
QUOTE:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Oh, please stop your lies!
The Leader would never ride a bike! He is a real man!
Shelley?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Bush DOES ride a bike.
http://www.mtb-news.de/images/stories/original/thumbs/bush-bike.jpg
http://www.houston365.com/images/george_bush_park/gb_bike.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41038000/jpg/_41038344_bush416.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/21/bush_bike_wideweb__430??ɬ?301.jpg
http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/08/14/images/large/A_1_1abike_Bike_0814.jpg
http://sanityisland.us/v-web/gallery/albums/album160/ra3209312881_1.jpg
THIS IS HIS BIKE (it actually looks really nice)
http://www.goclipless.com/2006/02/potuss_mountain.html
Him riding the bike in China
http://english.people.com.cn/200511/21/eng20051121_222852.html
A photo op of Bush on his bike ON THE WHITE HOUSE SITE
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/images/20060422_a6g4962-515h.html
Now, STR,
I DARE YOU TO PROVE THAT ALL OF THESE IMAGES ARE FAKE! I DEMAND A RESPONSE.
DO NOT ignore me or I will spam the entire page with this post.Be honest for once in your life and admit that you are wrong!
Oh come one now.
How you ever heard of a little program called “Photoshop”?
The pictures above are obvious fakes!
As for the picture on the white house website, that was just a picture taken to get the cyclists votes!
Shelley
Yes, but he WAS on a bike.
And if you want to see what an obvious photoshop fake looks like,
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/oil-protest_censored.jpg
The photos I posted have accurate lighting, bush isn’t portrayed any way other than what he looks like normally, he’s just riding a bike. There are no signs on the pictures that they are tampered with.
Whereas the majority of the pictures posted on your site incorporate sloppy cut-outs, inaccurate lighting, the text is level with the photo as if it was typed in, etc.
Admit it, you’re not the one who is in a position to accuse ME of tampering with photos.
Nice. Something a little new, completely outrageous. Too bad you forgot the Bush is a mountain biker. CIA uses MTN bikes in their site security as well.
I like looking at this site to see what else I am being damned for.
Treasonous cycling designers have made advances in pedalling technology far beyond your worst nightmares! Behold the Rhoades Car! http://www.rhoadescar.com And the Pedicab! http://www.pedicab.com Your precious automobiles,trucks,vans,SUVs and ATVs will go the way of the horse and buggy! Cyclists of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your bicycle chains! Surrender STR crew! Your foolish President cannot save you now! Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Shelley The Republican.com: Bringing bigotry to the next level.
I really con’t believe how many enemies you’re making yourself in a very short time. Really with this one entry, you’ve probably condemned at very large percent of the world’s population.
Tristan, really I hate to say this to such an upstanding and respectable and intelligent member of society, but regarding your encounter with the Biker, you’re most likely in the wrong. However, without any of the proper facts of the instance I cannot say for sure, but chances are that no person in his right mind would keep riding in to the side of your road monster.
Hummers make me physically ill when I see them.
The artist formerly known as “Islamofascist”
TREE KILLER.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!
DO YOU HAVE NO RESPONSE? THEN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
german gothboy,
you are a filthy nazi!
bikes , including mountain bikes, are for people that can’t afford a car or for homosexuals. no real man and no real woman would ever ride a bike!
shelley
REAL MEN AND REAL WOMEN CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT.
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic,
AND PROUD OF IT!
I met two “cycling traitor” women on the road yesterday as I was driving to work! And I live in a solidly Republican county in the Bible Belt! Perhaps they’re “bike-sexuals” out “pedalling” drugs! LOL
Bushbo rides?
There you have it - even in the darkest, most evil soul there is a grain of good.
Jakub, you “like looking at this site to see what else I am being damned for.”
and that my friend is exactly what I suppose to be the reason for the clever people of str for putting so much effort into mimicking the “american” white-christian-fundamentalist-fascist-prick stereotype.
Are you really this stupid? This was a xxxx right? No one could possibly believe everything that you just wrote. You can’t make stupid generalizations about large groups just as wouldn’t say that all Republicans are as ignorant as you are. I’m embarrassed to admit that I am a member of the same party as you.
(This comment was censored in order to protect the homeland. Shelley)
Please shut the fuck up Shelley, and do not insult my brother (german gothboy). He is not a Nazi like you, and I suspect that he has at least twice as many brain cells than you do. As for not being able to afford a car…he can’t even drive as he isn’t old enough. Are you saying that even children should be allowed to drive a car? Or that all children are homosexual? Which is it? I know a lot of people that ride bikes. My brother’s friends all ride their bikes to school, and the last person to call them homosexuals ended up in hospital courtesy of three pairs of steel toed boots. You’re lucky really that they can’t get to America to give you the same treatment. And are you saying that our parents, former soldiers, are homosexual as well, because last time I checked I had a mother and a father, so FUCK YOU! And take gothboy off of your stupid hitlist as well. All he has ever done is tell the truth to your lies.
I already proved that Bush does.
You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of car he drives; What does the fact that I drive a hummer say about me? Powerful, strong, rugged and All-American.
Loud, vulgar, polluting and trying to compensate for something.
As I was driving home from our STR.com weekly prayer meeting, a cyclist slammed into my left side, badly scratching the paintwork and leaving bloodstains on one of the mirrors. The dumb cyclist colapsed into a twisted wreck by the road-side. At first I figured I would drive on, after all liberals are better off as road-kill?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
Leaving you committing hit-and-run, a crime.
But we always knew that the law has no meaning for you as you are devoid of all morals, Tristan.
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a great truck but people always complain that it uses too much gas. The way I see it is that by driving this truck, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m making a statement that I will not let the Democrats high oil-prices defeat me. America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gonna keep on truckin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ no matter what the terrorists do. Anybody who rides a cycle has already given in to the terrorists.
Or he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a smart guy that doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t give the “terrorists” money.
Well, the cyclist recovered sooner than I expected, and when he did, boy was he mad. He kept shouting something about not signaling at a left turn, and crying for his wrecked bike. I explained to him that if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d never have got in my way and never been injured., and that he shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be surprised about his bike breaking - after all it was made in Europe, a land where nothing is ever made right.
Well, if you didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t signal, it was your fault. He can exspect you to obey the law after all.
(And of course, something ebing made in europe will at least endure some decades unlike that american junk that goes into the junkyard after 10 months.)
The other type of cycling is called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Road Racing?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? a preposterous sport which is mainly popular amongst the homosexual community. Most Americans do not regard this as a true sport, because the chief objective is to pose in the absurd skin-tight ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?fashions?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥. This probably explains why road-cycling is the most popular sport in France. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s just typical that a degenerate, liberal, godless nation like the French would adopt a sport which involves adult men spending hours staring at each other?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s butts!
Funny, considering that one of your sports heroes in the last yaers was Mr. Armstrong. Too bad he was found out to have used illegal substamces….
Otherwise, Bikes are jsut perfect for short distances or for driving just for the sake of it, having more impact on your fitness and enabling you to actually enjoy the sights and the weather unlike a car.
When you watch the Tour de France on the television and see the crowds who are lining the road to look at the men on bicycles you can understand why that feeble nation was unable to take the lead and invade Iraq, and hopefully Iran soon.
They weren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t unable, just unwilling. BEcause they know what occupying a muslim nation means by their experience from Algeria.
@Shelley: I can afford a car and a bike. What does that say?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I just love how you use religion as an excuse to cherry pick who to hate and discriminate against. Since this country’s run by the same type of hypocrits, I guess it’s fitting. I love the Jesus pix on all the “shameful” body parts. Shouldn’t that be a no no, using religious icons on pronography? Blasphemy!
There is really something wrong with you. You have no reasearch, everything you say is biast, masturbation is ok, and you know it. Don’t say that everything is wrong just because you are an unhappy person.
also, that picture would be a lot hotter if the jesus’ were not blocking the good stuff.
go eat a sock, and read the hindu scriptures.
Btw that software, Bad Behavior, that you are using dumbs is Open Source, so in words that your little understimulated brains can understand, that software is Linux!!! lol
A proud South-American
MOTHER FUCKER IF i’M A HOMOSEXUAL THEN YOU ARE A BLACK-ISLAMOFASH-IMIGRANT-ECO-WARRIOR-HOMOSEXUAL AND MULTI-LIGUAL IS RIGHT IF ME ADAM AND JAK COULD GET OVER THERE YOU WOULD BE IN HOSPITAL WITH SO MANY BROKEN BONES YOU WOULD NEED ALL THE PLASTER IN THE WORLD TO HEAL YOU AND THEN YOU WOULD GET GAY WITH A NURSE SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down German Gothboy.
NO I WON’T FUCKING CALM DOWN THESE TWATS THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT NO THE DUTY TO INSULT AND SLUR EVERYTHING PEOPLE LIKE, THE TWATS HAVE TAKEN IT TOO FAR SO FUCKING COME ON THEN, COME ON!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE A FIGHT OUT OF THIS i’LL E-MAIL YOU MY ADRESS AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN COME OVER HERE AND I’LL SORT YOU OUT THE NEXT TIME YOU’LL BE PREACHING CRAP IS FROM A COFFIN THNKS TO A GREAT BRITISH INVENTION, THE SELF LOADING FULLY AUTOMATIC FIREARM, YEAH YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT???????
I challenge you to combat, STR team there can be only one for I am duncan macloud of the clan macloud.
Well german gothboy, needless to say, you have provided them with a lot of ammo to get the old nazi-bat out again…
Try to reason with them instead, they have no real arguments anyway, so if you post a message which represents an IQ over 80, they’ll probably back off.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
PS. My code: MOBY =)
yh, I’m 10 iq point off being a genius but I have anger problems like friday at school I beat the shit out of a group of pakies so… :( besides my sister multilingual deals with that so if I did it too they would probibly die and then I wouldn’t have the sadistic pleasure of slicing they’re tounges out and nailing them to their forheads then as they cough blood out putting tape over their mouths then poking holes in their lungs and watching blood pour out of them then after their dead cutting them up into little peices and selling them to a chinese resturant as assorted pig parts.
you think thats twisted?
look at my permanant record!
Bro, calm down, put the Red Bull away, stop eating chocolate and leave the Highlander quotes out of things. These people (and I use that term lightly) are too stupid to get the reference to such a great series. Oh, and put the gun away. Murder is not the answer, especially not if you’re going to use such an easy to trace method. Use the Death Note I have stashed in my room instead.
@Thomas, I agree. Shelley never responds to me anymore because she is below my intellectual level. She’s below my brother’s as well, but he intentionally dumbs himself down to get her to respond. He’s rather antagonistic when he wants to be.
And Shelley, you need to get a life and stop this bible-bashing, racist, gay-bashing, xenophobic nonsense before someone sues you for your views. Just a warning, as I personally think that you’re funny.
Mata Ashita
Multi-Lingual from England
shelley answer me this one, just this one; do you want me to e-mail you my adress so me and my mates can sort this shit out or not?
if you say no then I will be forever tormenting you whilst you are in hell being satans bitch I’ll be heven smokin’ a joint with bob marley, jimi hendrix, god, jesus and metallica.
lol spam code opem
@ thomas tell ya what to help calm me down I’ll come over to amstadam in the summer and smoke a joint with you and we will get totally fucked!
just to say sorry for over reacting
@ proud german after amstadam I’ll come octoberfest and and have brokwerst and beer with you WE’ll get totally fucked and fat(ter)
@ bean-o don’t know where you live if you’ll tell me I’ll come over get drunk/stoned with you!
holla
german gothboy,
you can email me whatever you want. My email is shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Don’t even bother to send me insults, Jesus is the admin of my spamfilter. And you will never beat Jesus!
Shelley
What bothers me most about cyclists is that they interfere with the traffic. They are slow and sometimes even on the wrong side of the road!
But I don’t care. I have the best insurance money can buy and I drive a big old Hummer H2. The worst that can happen to me is that I spill my coffee when I roll over on of them. Let God sort them out! Only a dead cyclist is a good cyclist.
I am proud to say that nobody in my family rides a bike. We just bought my daughter Lisa her first car for her 16th birthday by the way.
Shelley
shelley, the only thing you have to worry about is spilling your coffee, a criminal conviction, butch lesbians in prison, the shocks on your hummer breaking as it cannot actually go off road and would break on half the shit I can throw a landrover round (just cos I can’t leagaly drive dosn’t mean I don’t) as the hummer is the wartered down version of the humvee which is a millatery vehicle. jesus cannot be your spam filter as he is always getting stoned with bob marley and his dreadlocks. and of couse your daughter never rode a bike she was always riding me!
omiokorose
german gothboy
Why should I go to jail for running over a cyclist?
They are driving like crazies, everybody know that! So, if there is an accident and I get me one of them.. haha.. it’s not my fault!
By the way, STR has some extremely good lawyers. I don’t worry about anything!
Shelley
err why should you go to prision? well apart from hit and run possibly murder and your ‘lawyers’ would use god as a defence and get laughed out of cout then you would be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians (lol, I’m evil) then I would sit outside your jail window singing the blues!
How stupid are you, boy?
I am not talking about murder! I am talking about an accident. The next time one of them cyclists just pass a stop sign it’s gonna happen and it’s NOT my fault. Got it now?
Shelley
boy? boy? THE LAST FUCKING PERSON WHO FUCKING CALLED ME BOY GOT HIS FUCKING NOSE SMASHED OPEN AND HALF HIS FUCKING TEETH GOT KNOCKED OUT YOU BOY ME ONE MORE TIME AND IT WILL HAPEN TO YOU, DON’T THINK YOU WILL GET MERCY BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER. I’LL FUCKING OWN YOU, AND PWN THE REST OF YOUR TEAM FOR JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING BOY!
yh, 4 ton of hummer vs one human on a bike at any speed that is death so shut up and learn or do you need to go back to pre-k and start from there. or would you have gone but where you afraid that pedophile tendanys would come back?
I guess this guys got so much anger against cyclist because they could never ride a bike due to their coordination problem (with such a low IQ this things happens). Lol
A proud South-American
Son, put the pacifier back in your mouth and keep sucking. Y’all ain’t nothing but a little tiny baby that prolly still ain’t to old to get a good spanking. Clean up your language and come to Jesus.
Boy.
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
Son, put the xxxx back in your mouth and keep sucking. Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t nothing but a little tiny baby that prolly still ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t to old to get a good spanking. Clean up your language and come to Jesus.
Boy.
xxxxxx YOU JUST LOVE TO xxxx HARD-WORKIN’ HONEST FOLK OFF DON’T YOU SO, SON PUT SHELLEYS xxxxx BACK IN YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP xxxxx Y’ALL AIN’T NOTHING BUT A TINY xxxxx THAT PROLLY STILL GETTING A GOOD xxxxx FROM SHELLEY. CLEAN UP YOUR BRAIN AND COME TO SATAN!
xxxxxx
(this comment was censored because of offensive language. shame on you. shelley)
Keep your “american” way of life and keep USA the fattest country in the world. Biking is exercise, which USA sorely needs.
german gayboy - I’m gonna give it one more shot. There ain’t no reason for you to be living on the streets in a cardboard box, son. Put down the bottle and the crackpipe, pick up a Bible and get tot church. There’s a lotta good people that’ll help you get your life back on track. God loves you, boy! Always remember that! Even at your most foul and profane it only takes accepting Jesus Christ into your heart and all of this hate, spite and anger’s gonna melt away like the hallucinations you prolly see on a regular basis.
I’m pulling for ya, boy!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
I am actually living a huge 5 bedroom detached house and I will NEVER give up the bottle or the joint I will never go to church and will only use the bible as rizzla (smoking paper) there are not alot of good people and my life is on track satan loves me.
my friend, you will not sway me you wanker SATAN!!!!!!!!
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Hahahah. Shelley, you are the funniest christian in the free world. I especially love the line: “if he had not been there on his stupid bicycle he’d never have got in my way and never been injured.”
You must truly be filled with God’s love.
If you want to kill our planet and our children
keep that hummer of yours.
You will get no where criticizing those who are trying to do the right thing.
Also, if you injure someone on the road how selfish are you to keep driving only worrying about the paint scratch on your car?
common curtacy! Have some respect.
I swear to God if I hear one more retarded nazi republican say some fucking retarded bullshit about something thats pretty much nothing I am going to find some way to get a DX-4[an illegal gun that fires so many rounds at once it can vaporize a person]and kill everyone at STR P.S. if you edit this this whole thing might happen sooner than you think
good news[for everyone who isn't with STR]I have aquired the DX-4 three of them actually and they are now mounted on three separate SUVs since I cant drive three cars and operate three extraordinary guns at once i need to form a gang of at least 11 people if you help out with this extremely dangerous crime you will be rewarded $1.5 million, $2 million if you stay with the gang.Incase you haven’t guessed yet I am extremely rich if your’re interested in this job meet me infront of the white house between the hours of 3:00a.m. and 4:15a.m. on Fridays and Tuesdays