Sunday Prayer
Dear Lord
Thank you for making “Global Warming”-activists look stupid, every time you let it snow.
Thank you for exposing the Towel-Head’s false religion every time you let the sun rise.
Thank you for making lie-berals look stupid, every time another terrorist attack takes place.
Thank you for creating the earth and giving it to your Christian children.
Thank you for continuing to bless America!
Amen,
Shelley Goodman
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But it’s still saturday…
“Thank you for exposing the Towel-Head?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s false religion every time you let the sun rise.”
I’m pretty sure that the earth spinning in such a way as to have the sun appear to “rise” alone does not prove an entire religion wrong.
Muslims, Jews and Christians all pray to the same god because Christianity and Islam are both based off Judaism.
Dear lord
thank you for making conservatives look stupid every time they say that snow disproves global warming.
thank you for exposing conservative bigotry every time they call Muslims “towel-heads”.
Thank you for making Conservatives look stupid any time you look at the facts of the so called “war on terror”.
Thank you for creating a world in which ignorance and bigotry can be construed as morality to the amusement of anyone with an IQ above 100.
Thank you for not wiping America off the map I rather enjoy there television programs.
SO, IS THIS SITE FOR REAL? I MEAN IS IT SERIOUS?
AND ARE YOU REALLY THANKING GOD FOR TERRORISM???!!!
I THINK THIS PLACE IS RUN BY PEOPLE WITH A SLIGHTLY INFANTILE MENTALITY. THANKING GOD FOR TERRORISM?!
Are you crazy? Who would ever thank God for terrorism??? God is helping us fight them dirty terrorists!
Shelley
Existential Xerox,
you have made the best point here. You see Shelley, every point you try to make backfires pretty hard when it’s read by someone above, say, age 4. Your ‘arguments’ are so ridicilously easily disproved, the only thing is, you never answer the really intelligent comments.
But I guess thats just part of the intended ignorance you preach over there in the medieval part of the USA.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
“Thank you for making lie-berals look stupid, every time another terrorist attack takes place.” - Shelley
Erm, The facts point to you thanking god for terrorism, as it might be. Of course all you meant was thank you, god, for helping us Conservo-Nazi’s keep the populace ignorant by letting them see that terrorism is real.
Thank you for making ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Global Warming?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?-activists look stupid, every time you let it snow.
This sentence makes you look stupid. THere are simply some areas on this planets where even a rise in the standard temperature will still mean freezing degrees at some time in the year. The timespan could get shorter, though.
Thank you for exposing the Towel-Head?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s false religion every time you let the sun rise.
And how exactly does a rising sun compromise islam? YOu know, they believe in the same as you regarding geography.
Thank you for making lie-berals look stupid, every time another terrorist attack takes place.
Actually, it makes the Republicans look stupid for fucking up Iraq and not having working security.
Thank you for continuing to bless America!
For being blessed, the USA are heading in quite the wrong direction. Towards the trashcan of history.
Are you crazy? Who would ever thank God for terrorism??? God is helping us fight them dirty terrorists!
You thank god that he makes the liberals look stupid by terror attcks. Thus, you thank god for terroristic attacks. Get lost, you petty terrorist!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I love Global Warming ! Since 10-15 years we have 5 months summer, in my childhood we had just 3 months (Europe). And the summerseason in the past was rainy, windy, cloudy. Not such hot summers like now.
If our industries are responsible, we dont know for sure, but it can be actually possible. On the other hand the climate changed in the past several times, we had ice-ages, we had very warm periods and the dinosaurs lived in a worldwide tropical climate.
Fact is, the sealevel rised 20 cm since some decades, cause the ice and glaciers at the poles and on the mountains are still melting. (I have seen it in the Alps, the glaciers are actually smaller now).
Of course, it can be nice, warmer summers, moderate winterseasons. Since 1 decade , we have warmer winterseasons in Europe, we have snow just in the mountains.
Of couse, the industries say, we are not responsible. Scientists are not sure, what the real reason is?
It is right, a high number of muslims support islamic terrorists like Bin Laden, Al-Zawahiri, Al Qaida, Hizbolla and so on. Not all muslims support them, but many. An important reason are their clerics and the preachers of hate. The islamic clerics have the real power in these countries in the Middle East, not the politicians. (I have been a couple of times at the Red Sea for scuba diving, I was talking to some).
Moderate nativs told me a little bit about the Middle East, about their islamic laws and so on. There are actually many muslims, who admire Bin Laden. For them he is a kind of Robin Hood. But the desaster in the Middle East began in the late 70ies, as Khomeini changed Iran into a Mullah Regim and the USA-orientated Shah had to flee.
The people in the States + Europe were astonished, why the Shah had to flee. The ex CIA director Mr.Stansfield Turner said, we the US and the CIA underrated Khomeini and the clerical Shiit power in Iran. Our CIA agents had no chance in Iran, cause the Iranian mullahes and clerics influenced the whole country. We actually underated this situation, we couldn`t change this situation, like we did 1953.
Students occupited the US embassy + 52 US citizens for 444 days. Since this time, since 28 years the diplomatic relations between Iran and the USA+Europe broke. Many muslims still admire Khomeini (he died 1989). This situation in the Middle East is so confused and difficult. Yes, the US + allies could invade Iran. But it is not so easy to convert these people to Christianity, cause they love their tradition, their religion and so on. US politicians say, an invasion of Iran is too expensive. I have no idea?
Have a nice sunday!
Peter from Vienna
Dear Shelley
Your patriotic and godly thoughts have now convinced me to become a Republican, even if I am not a US citizen. To become a true Republican one must be a true Christian also. Please show me the way to first convert to Christianity and then how to become a good, god fearing, Christian.
Thank God there are people out there who don’t buy the lies of the Neo-con artists,Al CIAda,the Zionazi terrorists and the Establishment media about 9/11,the War of Terror and practically everything else they lie about! And thank God more people (but not nearly enough) stopped believing in the Two-Party joke! Some of us still remember from the 60’s Democrat warhawks and White Supremacist Dixiecrats! “The government is full of liars,thieves and murderers.” -Bill Hicks
Thank you for making ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The German Guy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?-activists look stupid, every time you let it snow.
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