Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinking Illegal Immigrants!
It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!
STR FACT FILE:
Illegal immigrants are responsible for:
- -70% of all drive-by shootings
- -65% of all homicides
- -59% of all violent crimes
- -75% of all car thefts
- -69% of all armed robberies
Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!
Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.
Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?
Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!
Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!
Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!
STR FACT FILE:
Illegal immigrants have no morals:
- -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
- -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
- -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
- -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
- 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.
You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!
Here is what you can do to clean up America:
- Report illegal immigrants!
- Confront employers of illegals!
- Educate yourself about illegal immigration!
The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.
Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!
Thanks for reading.
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov
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Well done Shelley!
I personally don’t think we should allow so many immigrants in our country.
Oh, I see what you did there!
Well let me go ahead and post my comment: “Wow…those are the worst “facts” since the “fact” about dinosaurs and humans living at the same time. You should at least get some believable untruths.”
Normally I hate your view, but in this case I have to admit, you are right on the money!
I am disgusting what’s going on with illegals in this country and now they want to give them amnesty! What is this??? Why are we rewarding this kind if illegal behavior? It’s like saying: Hey, come on in, break our laws! We are not going to do anything about it!!!
Yep, we do have a massive problem with foreigners here in the US. I was in Mexico many times and I have the feeling that we only get the lowlife Mexicans here in the USA. Smart Mexicans are successful in Mexico. They don’t have to leave the country. Only people that are too stupid to survive on normal grounds come to the US. It’s a brilliant strategy on the part of the Mexican government. They are encouraging there lowlifes to go somewhere else!
It’s like the US sending all their trailer park trash to Canada.
But there is one party even stupider than lowlife Mexicans: It’s the US population for allowing them to come here!
Thanks for the support guys!
I am glad to see that we still have some real patriots as readers!
God bless you,
Shelley
Shelley, can you give the links to the sources from which you made the statistics? I hope you have some or did u made them up?
That is exactly what all the First Nations tribes have been saying all along since the first white dude showed up on these shores.
Now the white man lures those from other lands to come here with the promise of low wage/modern slavery jobs. Prosecute those who make fortunes off the poor folks backs.
It is real simple…
No jobs, no opportunities = no illegal immigration.
The term “illegal immigrant” is an oxymoron! Immigrants came here legally! If they snuck in,they’re illegal ALIENS! Even if they commit zero crimes after they came here legally,they broke the law by sneaking in! And if they snuck in,they weren’t checked to see if they have contagious diseases!
87.5% of all statistics are made up!
Yes, I agree, we must dispose of these sinners. About time too!
Did you know 45% of these ‘people’ (I use the term loosely) are responsible for all my troubles at the local churches computer network systems? The kids using the computers always find a propoganda website created by one of these illegals using OUR resources, websites like http://www.edchange.org/multicultural/ which fills their innocent minds with filthy propoganda. They start thinking that there is nothing wrong with being of different faiths or nationalities, what BULLSHIT! I have to constantly block these websites from the computers so they don’t accidently find anything filled with such loathsome propoganda.
No doubt it is the same propoganda that has gotten the good conservative politicians to allow these people amnesty.
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m completely in favor of illegal Mexicans in our beloved country. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m 62 years old man, and one of my ways of entertainment is to pick up illegal boys from Home Depot and for only $10 per hour I get to blow them and play with their beautiful bodies. Sometime they even bring their children so Uncle Bobby Ray (as they call me) can have a good time with their 7 year old boys. They are very grateful people, their daddies always come back with more kids for uncle Bobby Ray!
Please don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t take away my little boys!!!
JAAAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA deber??an meterte un tiro entre ceja y ceja con un ca??Ǭ±??n antia??Ǭ©reo. Es que m??Ǭ?s sunormal no puedes ser tio. Ojal??Ǭ? Rusia os volase en un bill??n de pedacitos a todos los tios como tu. Uffff que rabia me entra al pensar que gentuza como tu gobern?? mi pais durante 40 a??Ǭ±os. QUE ASCO DAIS, PUTOS AMERICANOS!!
JAAAAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA deber??an meterte un tiro entre ceja y ceja con un ca??Ǭ±??n antia??Ǭ©reo. Es que m??Ǭ?s sunormal no puedes ser tio. Ojal??Ǭ? Rusia os volase en un bill??n de pedacitos a todos los tios como tu. Uffff que rabia me entra al pensar que gentuza como tu gobern?? mi pais durante 40 a??Ǭ±os. QUE ASCO DAIS, PUTOS AMERICANOS!!
MODERAME SI PUEDES CABR??N!!!
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I don’t blame illegals from Mexico coming here to find better paying jobs and getting away from their corrupt government but we have enough problems with high unemployment due to Bush’s corporate cronies sending manufacturing jobs to China,etc.! Why is it ok for illegals to enter this country,get cash paying jobs where they don’t pay the Marxist income tax that funds the endless war machine and emerging police state,but I am forced to pay? Can any liberal explain how that’s fair or just? And why would most illegals want amnesty or US citizenship when they can work tax free and not have government busybodies tracking their every move,unlike We the People?
# -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their
http://www.abortiontv.com/Misc/AbortionStatistics.htm
>>QUOTE: Abortion averages:
Worldwide, the lifetime average is about 1 abortion per woman.
If you are aware, most of American including you, Shelley Goodman, are descendants of illegal and genocidal occupiers who took the land off the native Red Indians.
@Aby The Liberal
Good thing our forefathers killed off the dirty backwards ‘indians’ like the dogs they were and cleansed the land of their unholy beliefs and filfth so that they could build a Christian nation.
@ billy,I can’t locate in the Bible where Jesus recommended genocide to His followers! “Blessed are the peacemakers…love thy neighbor…love your enemies…do unto others as you’d have them do unto you.” Nope,I can’t find anything Jesus said in the Bible about Indian massacres being our Christian duty! If you can find time between polishing your “Gott Mit Uns” beltbuckle and laundering your brown shirt,post the Bible verses where Jesus said that mass murder of Native Americans was okey-dokey with Him! I found some pro-genocide stuff in the Old Testament but I thought we didn’t have to follow a bunch of old rules written for Jews since we switched religions!
Ah, the STR Fact File. Source: Shelley?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s ***.
Why don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done?
Because you would have a rebellion on your hands in an instant. And the whole world would be pissed at you even more.
Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar.
Liar. (AS everyone is insured in Germany, most clinic visits are free.)
One more reason to finally implement home-schooling!
Or to reform that ruin called an educational system. The USA are right now in the 30?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s world wide when it comes to intelligence.
Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!
No. The work would just be outsourced to China.
The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s your right as an American.
And it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s his right to kick your ass for trying.
@Billy: Thanks. You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re the living proof that the USA have a far greater nazi-problem than Germany.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
The amnesty for illegals bill was voted down in the Senate! Republicans will have to keep hiding their Mexican servants from the Immigration and Naturalization Service!
listen you fucking smartypants you don’t know anything about latin people, you-re just another motherfucking bitch who wants desperately to get shot in her head, so stop fucking around with other people’s culture because you are really god damn stupid!
and if latin people took away your job well, speak to your pimp to give you a job as the motherfucking whore you are you fucking slut and you really deserve to get somebody else to beat the shit out of you…again. and by the way linux is not a game you ignorant bitch.
with love…
the person who will torture you when you fall asleep.
get your self checked into a psychiatrist and get laid u fucking crazy bitch you have way 2 much time to make a stupid ignorant website of this magnitude and it is you who are corrupting our youth with ignorance, stupidity and false beliefs and the fact that there is people who so fucking dumb that they would respect and look up to you is just a reflection of how fucking pathetic america has become, i hope u get raped by a black guy then we’ll see if u have an abortion you crazy hoe.
woohoo prabhakavar manpreet preach on brother tell those STR bitches for what they really are woohoo.
STR you just got pwned by prabhakvar manpreet. XD
r u aware that your ancestors were immigrants too and invaded the indians? and also… citations needed for the statistics my friend… LOL
Reading this post along with some of the comments posted below just made me sick to my stomach. It disgusts me that any American could say such things. We Americans are loved and envied for our freedoms given through acceptance and we are hated for our ignorance and in some cases lack of gratitude and respect.
You claim to follow a religion that stands for forgiveness and love of others yet you write such hateful things. Not all illegal aliens are bad people. Some, I agree not all but some, have similar hopes and dreams that the founding fathers of this very country had; To truly live their lives, opportunity.
If you knew anything about the Mexican economy you would know that everything costs more than Mexicans make. You would know that the majority of Mexico, the Mexico that tourists don’t see has no heat during the cold, little to no clean water let alone running water… Everything we take advantage of and that you worry about them “using up”.
Yes, illegals pose threats to our economy.
Instead of spendings billions each year on border control and keeping them out we should be helping the to better their country.
Those who sneak into this country risk their lives and endure hardships that you and I can’t even imagine. That is motivation which is an admirable trait. Courage and strength among other traits.
I understand how it can be viewed as disrespect toward our laws but for some it’s life or death… A scenario that I assume you have yet to experience.
We are not perfect ourselves. It was only forty or so years ago that inter-racial relationships were made legal in some states, it was less that a hundred years ago that blacks were given rights and shortly before freed from slavery.
To put this more simply I believe that there are illegals who deserve citizenship in this great country more that you.