Briefly Patriotic - Evil Almighty
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A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers just sent me an email that sent me to my knees to pray for the salvation of mankind.? Folks, God ain?t none to pleased that he?s portrayed by a Negro in some blasphemous movie called Evan Almighty.? It ain?t right and y?all best stay away from it if you want any chance of getting into Heaven.? Now before y?all start calling me a racist, I ain?t saying that God don?t like Negros or that there ain?t a section of Heaven for them.? And I ain?t saying that Morgan Freeman ain?t a good actor, because he was pretty dang good in Driving Miss Daisy.? What I?m saying is that God ain?t no Negro and I?m frankly surprised that more Christians ain?t upset about this.? Imagine if them towelheads made a movie and had a Jew play Allah.? The faithful would blow up the theater!?
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Yes, shame on them that they did not portray god as the blond, blue-eyed Aryan super-man that he is!!!
Isnt it blasphemous for you to say what God can and cannot reveal himself as? What about an animal?.. How about a donkey? Are humans (all humans) not more worthy than a donkey?
It’s incredible how racist you are.
I’ll dedicate you a post into my blog soon.
PS: God use Linux, Jesus pet was a penguin and the next pope will be negro.
PS2: I’m looking you at this moment.
Ya know, it just ain’t worth trying to explain yerself around here.
Oh, my goodness! Don’t do that, boy! I’ll take this post down right away! Just don’t put anything up on your el blogo.
(That was sarcasm, son.)
BBN,
why wouldn’t God be a negro? It says nowhere in the Bible that Adam and Eve were white, and as God made them in His resemblance, it could very well be possible that God is a negro.
If you have any usefull reply to this, please do so. But come with actual arguments if you decide to reply.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
oh your right calling Morgan freeman a “Negro” doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t make you a racist neither does calling Mexicans “taco-jockeys” or Muslims “towel-heads” your a shining pillar to the Christian community.
well now that I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve reached my sarcasm quota for the day I guess I will have to say what I really think, shelly, BBN heck the entire STR crew on behalf of Christians everywhere I would ask you to please stop associating as one of us. we don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like the racisms; intolerance and hate that you seem to think are a necessary part of Christian life.
This message could actually go to all the so called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Conservative- Christians?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ( If you have read the gospels there is no term more laughable) to all the Television preachers preaching for donations to fill there wallets with and all those power hungry Ministers who use Christianity as there own private pulpit. I ask you nicely that you stop.
Please if your going to continue find a different name to go by like Christo-fascist or join Nazism I hear they very much support your kind.
And as for the movie Evan Almighty I haven?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t seen it yet but I intend too because Morgan Freeman is a fine actor and it actually looks quite funny
Quote Thomas: why wouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t God be a negro?
That might be the most insulting thing I have ever heard! How dare you? What has God done to you that you insult Him this way???
Shelley
Billy Bob,
If hope if you get elected President you put a stop to this kind of filth! It’s very clear that Hollywood needs some tough regulations!
Shelley
“Quote Thomas: why wouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t God be a negro?
That might be the most insulting thing I have ever heard! How dare you? What has God done to you that you insult Him this way???”
Well Shelley, please give me some arguments why he wouldn’t be a negro then. I know the Bible pretty well, and nowhere does it say that God has a particular skin color, neither does it say that Adam and Eve were white or black?
So who are we humans to think we know what God looks like? He might be white, black, yellow, he might even be a combination of those.
If you come up with arguments, people might respect you. So please backup your comment.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
I don’t have to explain that! Every thinking person knows that God could not be a Negro!
It’s the same as saying Elvis as a transvestite! It ain’t right!!!
Shelley
oh wow, this is the funniest site ive ever seen… im def sending it out to my friends. i havnt laughed this hard in a long time. if your really a christian, then i’m changing my religion!
how white skined and blue eyed were the people living in todays Palestine+Israel 2000 years ago? If jesus actually existed as you say and if he would have been white, how strongly would he have sticked out of the crowed? like a freak? so he maybe didn’t wear a towel (eventhough that this seems to be a pretty common thing in these areas, no matter in which god they believe, its just pretty hot there). So no matter what skin color God has (as if he is a person…im sure his skin color is a big issue for the almighty), his son definitly looked more similar to a “towelhead”, as you call them, than he ever will to white racists as you
If god is not a Negro then Elvis didn’t do no drugs!
“I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have to explain that! Every thinking person knows that God could not be a Negro!
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the same as saying Elvis as a transvestite! It ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t right!!!”
Just because your indoctrination doesn’t say God was a negro doesn’t mean it couldn’t be true.
Be open for other ideas and opinions than your own. And when actual well built arguments are presented to you, swallow your pride and admit you might be wrong.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
this place always makes me laugh, I just hope not all north americans are as stupid as you.
Me das verg??Ǭ?enza ajena, pobre mujer eres una estupida
What scares me most is that there are folks out there who do share these white supremecist Nazi, Christofacist(thanks Existential Xerox), disgusting views that Shelley and BBN put forth.
Shelley, PLEASE stop breeding.
Do you guys realize that the entire internet is laughing at you at this point?
Did you ever see “Dogma”? In that movie,the role of God was played by Alanis Morrisette! A female Rock singer!
really, this site must be a joke, it is just way to perfectly stereotypical to be true, steve colbert eat your heart out! If i wasnt from oklahoma and knew too many people that actually thought like this guy, i wouldnt believe it.
I still find it hard to believe there are in fact people who take it this far. I know theres some extremism in the deep south, but this is just too much.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Taking the word of God and mixing it with the word of satan is not acceptable to God and His Son. The owners of this website are true Christians. In fact, they are atheists who write this garbage to alienate true Christians from the unbelieveing world. God is neither balck or white or brown or any other color. God is a living Spirit. Mankind, is his sinful flesh, and no matter what color his skin, can not look upon the Holy God and continue to live in his flesh.
These people here mock God. And they mock Him to their own spiritual death. What these people are, is white identity “christians”. And when they meet Jesus, He will say that He never knew them.
This websire is evil and the people who write for this website are evil.
WHite identity christians who believe they are the true Jews of the bible.
May God vomit on this website.
As for this websites glorious Roman war in Iraq, please, go do your duty for Caesar and enlist and fight in your glorious little war and may you find yourself in a sustained firefight for 28 hours and may you know the sound of bullets cracking by your head and a RPG smashing into a wall just feet from were you last stood. And may you see your friends lay on the fly infested road missing their body parts. And then may you come home to dream every night the horrors of combat.
Go you gutless pukes. And may God turn His eyes from you.
Danny Ditto
Dogma is dogshit
Funny how the Virgin Mary is shown in paintings and statues as a “towel head”.
God looks exactly like George Burns but! I thought everyone knew that.
I can’t tell if you’re just your ordinary garden variety racist, or if you got that trolling motor fixed on that
Swift Boat.
“What I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m saying is that God ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t no Negro and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m frankly surprised that more Christians ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t upset about this. Imagine if them towelheads made a movie and had a Jew play Allah. The faithful would blow up the theater!”
So, you are saying that you are religious zealots, and potential terrorists like the “towelheads” you hate that much?
The movie sucked anyway, but you guys are crazy.
He may not be God, but he’s a damn great actor.
Since when did comparing god with humans got accepted? God is neither black or white. GOD ISN’T HUMAN.
I have a suggestion, leave your church NOW, go to a NORMAL church, stop hating cyclers (that was the most stupid article ever by the way, no offence), get some love into your heads, and pray that god will forgive you, and you’ll be all fine :)
God can appear in any shape he likes to. Thus he can be displayed by any race or gender. Period.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“I still find it hard to believe there are in fact people who take it this far. I know theres some extremism in the deep south, but this is just too much.”
Except that these people are from Massechussets, the most liberal state in the union.
Avenge the Morgan Freeman! Who does Whitey think he is to say a Brother can’t play God? Jesus wasn’t as White as they’ve been painting Him! Nobody can live in Israel for over 30 years,wear no hat and stay White!
Its people like you that make me ashamed to be American. And just because you say that you aren’t racist, doesn’t make it true. Don’t ever say “towelhead,” that’s more derogatory than calling you a white cracker.
…*Whips out the bomb*
The Bible depicts Jesus as having hair like lambs wool,feet like polished brass,eyes like balls of fire.
HES A NEGRO! HAHAHA HES A DARK SKINNED MAN! GOD IS BLACK!
Headline News?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Billy Graham says: ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?JESUS WAS NOT WHITE!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Billy Graham: (white Evangelist) “Jesus was NOT white; he came from that part of the world that touches Africa and Asia and Europe. Christianity is NOT a white religion, and don’t let anybody ever tell you that it’s white or black. Christ belongs to all people; he belongs to the whole World.” The Billy Graham Crusade at Paul Brown Stadium, in Cincinnati, Ohio, June 27-30, 2003. Attendance: over 63,000 (http:www.Cincinnati.com/billygraham/themessage.html)
Hmmm…lots of comments here seem to approach the edge of this movie…
zeitgeist the movie
paste it into your browser, you will definitely find it entertaining!