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God is Love!
BBN

Dear Readers

Mormons claim that their ?Religion? is the only valid religion on Earth. They believe in the so-called ?Book of Morons?. The claims that are being made in this book are so incredibly stupefyingly dumb that they have lost all credibility. Nevertheless 11 Million people around the world practice this dumbass pseudo ?religion?. In fact it?s nothing more than a 2nd class sect. A guy named Joseph Smith, who was nothing more than a snake-oil salesman used his magic stones to translate a golden book he found somewhere and out came the before mentioned ?Book of Mormons?. Nobody except him has ever seen this golden Bible. According to Mr. Smith a guy with the name Moroni (just notice how much this sounds like moron) led the chosen people out of Israel and to North America. According to this fantastic fairytale, the Injuns are believed to be the decedents of God?s chosen people. You might think: All right, then at least they respect the Injuns and treat them well, but no, they believe that all non-whites, all well as all non-morons, sorry, Mormons are gentiles and they are going to hell.

Genetic testing of course has revealed what thinking persons knew all along: Injuns are not the descendants of any Jewish or towel-head tribe.

Young Mormon males are being sent around the world to preach and recruit new members. Often they wear guns doing this. Here you can see two stupid Mormon preachers fooling around with their firearm. They are in need of some serious therapy!

Why do you see them only as couples? I suspect that many of them preachers are in fact gays. Years of sexual oppression made them turn gay.

Would you buy a Bible from those guys? Look at them! Look at their sneaky eyes. Ready to stab you in the back the second they have a chance to do so. Ready to abuse young girls. This just makes me sick. The next time one of those freaks knocks on my door, I’ll let them know they have 5 seconds to leave my property before they have two bullets in their heads!

Members of ?The Church of Latter Day Saints? are not only mistreating other beliefs or races, they also mistreat their very own. Girls as young as 12 years old are being forced into marriage and being raped and impregnated. They even marry other family members. Often girls are forced to marry their own uncle! One of the many dumbass rules of this sect is that women do not belong to their husbands and children do not belong to their parents. They are all ?property? of the church. This means they can take them away as they wish. Some morons, sorry, Mormons have as many as 40 wives! They not only fail to fulfill they sexual needs, they also fail to provide food for them. They usually take welfare checks and food stamps from the government. How convenient is that? You just marry 40 women and let the state take care of you. This sickens me. That is an outrage.

STR Fact File:
• 59% of Mormon girls have been sexually attacked until their 18th birthday, in fact child abuse is being accepted and condoned by the church
• Mormons despise the US-Government
• Mormons do not support the war on terror
• God hates Mormons

We need to confront Mormons. We need to let them know that they are going to hell. I would also advise to beat Mormons up on the streets to set an example. We need to demand from the federal government to declare they a sect and maybe even to ban their religion, as they are an insult to God!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

If you like to get more information about Morons, please click here. Or here.
Please also read this book: Under the Banner of Heaven

This is the first in a series of issue videos in my possible run for President of the United States. If y’all wanna know where I stand on something, send me an email to billybob@billybobneck.com. God is Love!

Friends,

One of the reasons we invited Billy Bob Neck to become the official spokes-President of ShellyTheRepublican.com is his long-service as a youth pastor. When Billy started preaching, we could see those kid’s eyes light up with the fire of Jesus,
and that’s why we knew that he had the power of the LORD running through him.

Well, it seems that Jesus has a new plan for Billy, He’s going to be the president of the USA, but in the meantime he’s not neglected his pastoral duties:

Young Ashley will think twice in future before she commits an act of immorality. I’m sure she will thank Billy for his kind words of advice.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

?Alberto Gonzales.? If there?s another name more trusted in US Politics then I don?t know what it is.? So why would the Democ-RATS wanna try to push him out of office?? It?s quite simple ? because he?s a Mexican.? This witch hunt ain?t got nothing to do with firing lawyers or torturing prisoners It ain?t got nothing to do with stealing rights away from the citizens of the United States, although if you want something stolen, a Mexican?s a good choice.? It?s got everything to do with the fact that the man can probably mix up a batch of tortillas in his sleep.? Democ-RATS fought against ?Speedy? Gonzales from the start because they can?t stand to see a taco jockey rise to a position of power.? All the more reason to vote Republican in 2008.

Briefly Patriotic - Democ-RATS and Gonzales

Friends,

I want to warn you about a new limey TV show that is threatening to corrupt our impressionable teens. It’s called “Dr. Who?”, and It’s currently the number one TV show in England. I wouldn’t normally care about what those perverted Brits get up to, but they have announced that they plan to export it over here. For me and for every American, that is a big problem. Once you learn just how bad this show is, I’m certain you will want to join the STR campaign to ensure that the FCC prevent this from ever being broadcast in America.

Billie Piper (left) and Christopher Eccelstone (right). Both actors parted company with Russel T. Davies after the first series, claiming their unwillingness to work on such a preposterous show. Piper (who was once a highly popular Christian Music singer) has not been seen on TV since, and is rumored to have married a notorious British pederast.

This show is written and directed by Russel T. Davies who gained notoriety in his native England for creating the openly pro-gay show “Queer As Folk”. Having pleased the homosexual elitists that run TV in the UK, he was then given the opportunity to create a brand new kid’s show for BBC television. Allegedly he decided to call the show “Dr. Who?” to confuse viewers into watching it. Knowing that the British public were sick and tired of science fiction, he told the BBC to advertise this show as a low-budget medical drama. Only after episode three, Davies revealed the preposterous science fiction plot he had in store.

This grotesque homunculus was responsible for terrorising an entire nation of kids: Russel T Davies convinced the BBC to create the first openly bisexual monster in the “Dr Who?” series. Having absorbed both male and female personalities “Absorlobaloff” feels both their desires.

After an embattled first series, the show’s leading actors Christopher Eccelstone and Billy Piper walked out, never to appear on British TV again. Eccelstone was swiftly replaced with one of the less popular actors from the satanist move “Harry Potter 3″: David Tennant, who has carried the 2 series. Incidentally, the two actors are as different looking from each other as as any two men could be, a fact which prompted much ridicule from the British press.

Hurriedly produced publicity shots for David Tennant’s role as “The Doctor”.

The main character of this show is not as you would expect a doctor of medicine, in fact I’m pretty certain that the surgeon general has never approved of any of his so-called wisdom. “The Doctor” as he is known is a time-traveling atheist and serial kidnapper; He abducts young women and takes them on bizarre and irresponsible journeys. This is hardly a suitable message for young children. Indeed, it’s baffling that this show is even considered fit for a young audience:

During audience research in the UK, children were allegedly traumatized after watching this show. Many of the kids interviewed told the BBC film-makers that they had to hide behind the sofa, because they found the show so utterly repulsive. There are plenty of stories of kids who have become traumatized by exposure to this kind of horror sci-fi. I expect that American kids who have the spiritual armor of Jesus would not be so easily frightened.

Strangely enough, The Doctor is supposed to be an alien but speaks with a British accent and spends most of his time in England. This is quite ridiculous; Why would an alien have a foreign accent? And why would an alien travel to a boring place like England? If a time-traveling alien were to come to earth he would have probably come to America, which is far more interesting, and would make the show better because I wouldn’t have to put up with those fruity-gay British accents.

I’m sure you would not want to have your kids watch this show; That is why we must all write to the FCC demanding that they ensure that American kids should be protected from this dangerous foreign trash.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J Shuddery

UPDATE: This was posted as a comment below, however I feel that it is an important message that all STR readers will want to read:

The British Broadcast Company?s message for the world does not reflect favourably on the Christian values of the United Kingdom. I am myself a leading Representative of the Council of Christian Mothers of Virginia, and we have been attempting to draw public attention to this show since first hearing about it.

However, I don?t think it likely that without some of the more depraved titles we have let slip onto our own airwaves any of this ?Doctor Who?? nonsense would be possible. After all, many of the satanic themes are developments of those found in ?Angel? and ?The Vampire Slayers??these foreign shows do little more than to follow the bad examples set for them by promoters of Satanic ideology who fill the loose film houses of Hollywood.

However, the British Broadcast Companies show is particularly offensive in the casting of guest stars from the world of atheism. Leading atheists such as Steven Hawking (cast as Davros, king of the Darleks [a race of robotic demons] one of Doctor Who?s accomplices) are given starring roles which they use as platforms to put forward atheistic ideas. It is typical of the BBC?s lack of fairness and balance that no characters are presented as mouthpieces for the true path to Jesus.

However, the few UK residents I know inform me that the B.B.C. is fighting a loosing battle against less liberal channels such as S.K.Y. and ?UK Gold?.

Thomas G. Goldmann

What an excellent observation: Why is it that Horror shows like “Dr. Who?” are keen to advertise their politically correct credentials by employing actors of every race and creed other than white Christian Conservatives? This is clearly a case of political correctness gone mad!

Folks, I?d like to read an email we got recently ?

Dear Shelley, This is Shelley The Republican reader, Prime Target.? I?d like to thank you and all the writers on your site for providing a forum where all views are welcome.? Too many times websites like these act as a pulpit to preach to the converted.? STR is not one of those sites.? I just wanted you to know that I appreciate it.

Well, thank you, Prime Target!? We know we?re not perfect people.? Only Jesus is perfect.? And while we spend hours every day discussing the best way to present content in a way that?s respectful and truthful, our Christian readers provide a barometer of our success.? Letters like yours let us know we?re on right track!

A Letter From An STR Reader

Friends,

One small school has contributed more than 150 patriots to work in George W Bush’s white-house. You might not know of them, but they are some of the most talented and hardest working Republican Patriots you will ever meet. I’m talking about the graduates of America’s finest Christian school: Regent University.

Regent is a great place to live and study - it’s no wonder that it turns out people of the highest calibre. Consider the former Justice Department administrator Monica Goodling, whose hard work, faith in Jesus and desire to serve America took her to the top of the justice department as an assistant to Alberto Gonzales. No other school in America has been as good at producing quality candidates.

“…the embodiment of a hardworking young conservative who believed strongly in the president and his mission” - John Ashcroft. Monica Goodling, who is currently facing liberal persecution herself is a graduate of Regent U. What others school do you know of that teaches such integrity and loyalty?

But what does the liberal left do anytime they are confronted with something of value? They sneer. They mock, and most of all they try to attack our most cherished institutions. Here for example is the hateful liberal nut-job Bill Maher, speaking as ignorantly as one could possibly be about Regent University.

Bill Maher: If only he were as good at checking his facts as he is at sneering at hard-working Christians like you and me!

Let me prove how wrong Bill is, by giving you the actual facts about Regent. Bill has completely mis-characterized this excellent school. In the 2006 survey of Christian schools and seminaries, Regent was in America’s top ten. And furthermore, I know that this school is one of the best because I teach there. Pat Robertson personally invited me to teach Faith-based software development to Regent freshmen.

What does this prove? Only that in addition to hating America, liberals hate your kids even more.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Dear Readers

Paris Hilton needs our prayers in these hard times. She is such a wonderful young lady and she does not deserve to have to spend her precious time in a stinking prison-cell!

Paris Hilton, a fine young lady, a role model for America’s youth!

I urge you to get down on your knees at least once a day and pray for Paris. According to her relatives there is a risk she could commit suicide. Please send her your hope and prayers in support.

Thanks for reading this special action alert.

Shelley Goodman

Dear Lord

Thank you for converting Cindy Shithan to a Godly lifestyle.
Thank you for killing Boris Yeltzin and Seung-Hui Cho.
Thank you for supporting the Leader and our war against Terror.
Thank you for keeping the homeland safe.

Please kill all enemies of the homeland. Kill all liberals, kill all terrorists, kill all atheists. Strike them down will a ball of lightning, give them aids, let them have accidents. People like Hillary ‘The Bitch’ Clinton, Nancy ‘The Mafia Princess’ Pelosi, Barrack ‘The Ghetto Tiger’ Obama are trying their best to destroy America but I know you won’t let them do it.

One last thing, dear Lord: Please let Billy Bob Neck continue his run for the Presidency. Give him the strength and determination he will need to win back the country to Godliness.

Thanks O’Lord.

Amen, your friend,
Shelley Goodman

We, at Shelley The Republican, take a lot of guff.? “You’re sexist”, “You’re racist”, “You’re fascist” blah, blah, blah.? And, believe it or not, Mrs. Goodman, Tristan, Sam and I take criticism very seriously except when it comes from the homos, lesbos, lie-berals, socialists and Yurpeens.? I think I speak for the rest of the Godly of America when I say that y’all can just go back to Russia and leave us folk alone.

The Jews of the Anti-Defamation league want to stop “hate”.? Maybe they
should spend a day or two here reading the comments.? Then they’ll know
what “hate” means.

The reason I?bring it up is that for some reason if you call an?”guest worker”?a taco-jockey, beaner or El Thief-o De Job-o then you “hate” Mexicans.? That ain’t the case at all!? I ain’t sure if I can put it any plainer - We don’t hate Mexicans or any other Spanish-speakers.? We just want them to keep their drug-pushing, drunk-driving, child-murders on their side of the border.? Simple as that.

As a matter of fact, Fox News had a story last week about a 17-year old Nicaraguan girl that had us jumping and cheering and weeping all at the same time.? This girl - this SPANISH SPEAKING girl - oughta be a role model for every young?girl ?who makes the horrible mistake of having sex out of wedlock and finds herself getting pressured into killing the tiny little jewel of God growing inside her.? It’s also a story of a family coming together under tough circumstances to mete out a justice that oughta make God proud.

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The people of Nicaragua are a simple and helpful people who
frequently fall prey to Godless atheists who flee from
American and Jesus.

The girl, I’ll call her “Peggy”, made some real bad choices and fell under the spell of a 52-year old American and?possible pedophile?named Kenneth A. Kinzel.? Kinzel, who, no doubt, is friendly with atheists, took advantage?simple, trusting and childlike nature of the Nicaraguans?as those without God and morals frequently do.? He most likely promised her everything, including US citizenship and a job in a beautiful, state of the art American hotel.? Not knowing any better, she believed him and he brutally took away the precious gift of virginity that God gave her.? As a result, she became with child.?

Kinzel refused to do the right thing and marry her in the sight of God.? Instead, as she neared her eighth month, he began to threaten to kill her and kill the precious, blameless child inside her.? She thought nothing of her own life but to threaten the life of the baby she nurtured for eight wonderful months…that was too much.? God, she knew, was already upset with her but if she allowed this no-good thug to kill her child…there it’d be impossible to avoid an eternity in the lowest depths of Hell.? She prayed to God for guidance, putting herself at His mercy.

“Peggy” knew that only God had the solution to the horrible
situation she found herself in.? Praying to God is always
the best solution to any problem.

“Oh, Lord,” she said Spanish, “tell me what to do!? How can I protect this irreplaceable gift whose heart beats as mine beats?? Lord, help me!”

And God heard her plea and He came into her heart and answered her - “Kill him and protect the child that I, the Lord God, granted unto you.”

So she got a pistol and shot him.?

What do you do with garbage?? You pack it up and throw
it away.

Her fourteen-year old sister and nineteen-year old brother came home to find Kinzel dead and their sister frightened but proud.? The child would have a future now.? Looking down at the dead man, they made a family decision.? This Kinzel was a worthless, souless, Godless piece of garbage and deserved to be treated as such.? So they each got knives and cut up his sinful body, put the parts into garbage bags and buried them far away.

And if that ain’t enough, her brother has Down’s Syndrome!? If that’s not a family to be proud of; a family that stands by one another to protect a life not yet born; a family that is blessed by the Lord God, maker of the Universe and creator of life, then?I guess I just don’t know what the word “family” means.

Even though he probably couldn’t understand what he was
doing, her Down’s Syndrome brother knew the Lord’s work
when he saw it and let God guide his hand.

So, here’s to them!? On behalf of Shelley The Republican I offer a hearty God Bless You and hope that you’ll stay in Nicaragua and not try to take jobs from hard-working Americans.

BBN
God is Love!
www.billybobneck.com

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If God wants you to do something, then you best be doing it!? Am I gonna end up being President of the United States?? Only God can answer that question.? I did a little pondering on it, though, as well as talking about J. K. Rowling?s latest attempt to send our children to Hell.? And Dr. Dobson played a sermon by Pastor John McArthur detailing why God has turned His back on America - three words - gays and lesbos.

God is Love!

(P.S. - Everybody makes mistakes, Salem Witch.? Everybody except Jesus, that is.? Your mistake is gonna wind up putting you in Hell.)

Friends,

When Tom DeLay spoke up about the fact that God guides his mission on earth, predictably the liberal press reacted the same way they do any time a Conservative speaks the truth: Laughter and obscene mockery.

?God has spoken to me,? he said. ?I listen to God, and what I?ve heard is that I?m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn?t be underestimated.? - truly inspiring words from our brother in Jesus.

Is that a fair way to treat a man? It must have taken a whole lot of courage for Tom to share this with the world: Remember how Moses felt when God told him to bear witness? Moses didn’t want to be a prophet, it’s a tough job. I’m sure Tom Delay feels exactly the same way about his difficult calling.

Tom would much rather be spending quality time with his wife and family; It’s not easy being called to do God’s work!

Moses was the original bringer of the law. When Tom DeLay served America in Congress, his God-given goal was to return God’s law back to God’s chosen people: The Americans.

Why is it that every time a Christian speaks openly, from his heart about the depth of his faith in our lord Jesus Christ, the liberal press resort to mockery? Do they not know that America was founded on Christian values, so by mocking Christian’s faith they are mocking America itself. That is why America needs another strong Christian president, one who is really prepared to fix all the problems of the Clinton era.

If Jesus hadn’t already picked Billy Bob Neck to run for President, then I’d probably be rooting for Tom Delay as our next leader.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery