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Fan Mail - My Liberal Neighbors

July 14th, 2007 | Category: Fan Mail, Liberal Democ-Rats

Dear Shelley,

I really appreciate you telling the truth on so many issues. I read all of your articles for over two years now and I love you and the whole STR writer crew very much.

Some people don’t believe you when you say that liberals destroy the morals in America but I know first hand that you are right. I live in a quite suburban area close to Boulder, Colorado. It has always been a deep red area with strong morals and family values. I don’t know any neighbor not attending church on Sunday. Until now and this is where my story takes an ugly turn. Mrs. Simpson died recently. She was living on the other side of the street for the better part of the second half of the last century. She is in a better place now. Some German immigrants have bought the place and it’s all downhill from there. They are what you might call “neoliberals”.
They

- don’t go to church.
- play loud music, including “Heavy Metal”.
- kiss and cuddle on the street.
- drink and have loud parties.
- have “Bush is a war criminal” bumper stickers on their car.
- don’t mow their lawn.
- don’t participate in any neighborhood events.
- don’t buy American products! They own a Volvo and a Mercedes.
- take away our jobs.
- they have sex in public!!! See picture proof!

The Steinke family car - picture taken on June 15 by my son Patrick

The Steinke’s filthy family car! My son shot this picture last month and it’s proven that they actually have sex in public. Every time they come home from work they touch each other and now this! We can be sure the impression in the dust are hers, I went there early in the morning and measured the cupsize and it’s the same size that Mrs. Steinke calls her own. Quite small by the way!

Their kids (Girl of 15 and Boy of 17) have piercings and dress like goths! What kind of filth is Germany sending our way? Their name is “Steinke”. I don’t know if I am allowed to say this for legal reasons but what to hell, I just do it. Anyway, to me this reads like “stink”, right? And that is what I call them whenever I see them. Good morning Mr. Stink, good morning Mrs. Stink. They keep telling me it’s like “Shtinkee” or something, but I don’t care. I call them what them is, end of story!

We are already trying to do our best to get them to leave. We (the neighborhood community) already engaged a number of lawyers and we are filing law-suits against them, but without any success so far.

Do you have any idea what to do? I don’t want them to destroy our nice neighborhood… Please help. I know you have great ideas all the time. Maybe you know what to do.

Thanks so much.

Carol Ann Parker, Boulder CO.

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Response:
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Carol,
thanks for your email. I have many ideas what to do. E-mail me: Shelley@ShelleyTheRepublican.com. I know how to get rid of them dirty, filthy Krauts in no time. Don’t worry.
Shelley