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Friends,

The 2008 elections are still a long time away, and while we Republicans are busy defining policies that guarantee American freedom, already ultra-leftist groups have already begun plotting how to steal the election.

For example in these East-Coast liberals have decided to share the secrets of America’s electronic voting machines with a bunch of linux-using, pot-smoking hacker outlaws.

According to the wingnut-ocrats, this is a “precautionary measure” intended to find “flaws” in the voting system, but is that really their motive? Why are they really allowing suspected criminals access to the proprietary technology that powers the world’s greatest Democracy?

Diebold election machines like this are programed to help Americans vote the way they want, and guarantee another Republican victory in 2008. Liberals hate Diebold because they hate Democracy and the American way of life.

“Letting the hackers have the source codes, operating manuals and unlimited access to the voting machines is like giving a burglar the keys to your house,” said Steve Weir, clerk-recorder of Contra Costa County and head of the state Association of Clerks and Election Officials. Why on earth would liberals want to allow a cabal of criminal hackers to gang-rape and sodomize our nation’s valuable intellectual property? As usual, the liberals have a dark agenda:

Criticism of our election infrastructure is undermining confidence in America’s democracy, which has only just recovered from Al Gore’s shameless attack on our constitution followed by his sore looser show after his failed 2000 election bid. It is not enough for liberals to trash our war-effort, they also want to undermine our confidence at home in order to bring about their victory.

Is 2008 is just a dry-run for the final show-down when our enemies will attempt to transform America into an Islamofascist dictatorship lead by grand-mullah Barak Obama? The Linux hackers are his evil pawns and will stop at nothing to undermine our Democracy.

Liberals know that an unhappy society is one that is more likely to accept the Islamic revolution and an islamic leader: Barak Hussein Obama. What better way to make Americans unhappy than by spreading propaganda about our voting systems?

Do not believe the lies: These machines are perfect.

Thanks to unhinged liberals who have exposed our election secrets to a gang of unprincipled, unchurched computer-criminals the 2008 elections could be stolen by a gang of Daily Kossak hactivists who are hell-bent on bringing totalitarian dictatorship to the land of the free.

Now that we know that liberals are hacking the election we need to train our own anti-hackers to secretly undo the damage liberals are doing and restore a Republican balance to the 2008 election. We should simply re-program the machines to give Republican candidates a head-start and thus directly foil the sinister liberal hacker plans.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery