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Many of our more liberal readers often criticize us for “misrepresenting” Christianity and the teachings of Jesus. But what do they know? I spend hours every day investigating the man we call Jesus. The enormous popularity of STR makes this difficult much easier.

Among the 500 thousand visitors this Godly blog serves they are some highly skilled and devout Christian patriots.

Jesus was loving but not all about love. He loves those who deserve love and hates those who deserve hate. That is what we call justice.

One of them is Charles Widman, he contacted me in May offering his services to the project of profiling Jesus Christ. Charles is working for the FBI in Quantico, Virginia as a criminal profiler. The profession if profiling has helped to solve countless crimes across America and nobody is better in profiling persons than the FBI.

Based on what we know about Jesus from the Bible Mr. Widman is creating an extensive character profile of the Son of God. His work will be published as a book soon, coming to a good book store near you by the end of the year, but I am not a very patient woman and I had to know more right away. I called Mr. Widman today, asking me what he was able to find out so far. I want to share it with you.

Jesus was not afraid to fight for what he believed in. No doubt that He is fighting along side our troops in Iraq to kill terrorist killers.

Me: Mr. Widman, what were you able to find out about Jesus so far?
Charles Widman: You will be very surprised. Jesus is not at all the man some people claim he is.

Me: Can you elaborate?
Charles Widman: As you know I am a long time reader of your blog and I noticed that many of your readers often claim that Jesus is all about love and His love is endless and eternal. I found out that he is in fact an extremely loving person, but He also has a great sense of justice and if He feels that somebody is undeserving of love he can dispense plenty of hurt.

Me: On what do you base this assertion?
Charles Widman: On passages of the Bible of course. Sodom and Gomorrah comes to mind as well as when the Bible makes it very clear that a good father punishes his children to teach them [Pr 3:11-12].

Me: So, why are people so obsessed with Jesus being all good and can do no harm?
Charles Widman: This is fairly easy to explain. First of all they secretly fear Jesus because of their sinful lifestyle. By asserting that Jesus knows nothing but love they create the illusion that they will not be punished and not be held accountable.

John J. Rambo: The modern day version of Jesus:
“If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.”

Me: Did you notice any differences in how people perceive Jesus in regards of political affiliation?
Charles Widman: Yes. Liberals tend to believe that Jesus is nothing but good and loving and conservatives on the other hand perceive Jesus as tough but fair. That might also explain why Liberals follow Godless lifestyles like being homosexual. They feel secure in their belief that their won’t be consequences for their actions.

Me: What else can you tell me about Jesus?
Charles Widman: Jesus was a big hero. Not only did He fight against injustice but he also died for the sins of mankind as you know. If I would make a film about Jesus today, depicting the real Jesus I would probably select Sylvester Stallone to act as Jesus. A tough guy with a sense of humor and justice, not afraid to kicking ass and taking names.

If your children want a superhero for Christmas, how about the son of God?

Me: Thanks so much Mr. Widman. I can’t wait for your book to hit the shelves!
Charles Widman: Thank you Mr. Goodman. The book will be dedicated to you and the rest of your writer staff. Especially Sam Johnston and Tristan Shuddery have been very helpful finding out more about Jesus. Both are very dedicated and devout scholar of Christianity. I also would like to extend my utmost gratitude to Mr. Billy Bob Neck, who has promised to bring Jesus back into the US-Government should he win the presidential race.

Folks, you read it here first. The truth about Jesus is not what the liberal media tell you it is.

God bless and thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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