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It’s gonna be starting soon and probably end with a gay sex orgy

9:00 - They got a transexual host, I guess.? That’s the ugliest looking woman I ever seen

9:01 - I always knew the Washington Post was a?homo paper.

Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden
9:02 - I ain’t so much of a debate, I guess as a tea party.? Barka Obama looks like he’s ready to start kissing guys

9:04 - Barak gives “suck up” a whole new meaning.? Oh, let’s start bashing Jesus right off the bat!

9:05 - Osama thinks Jesus don’t belong in American law.? He’s wrong, cuz Jesus IS the law!

9:07 - Barak at least ain’t being an Uncle Tom for the homos cuz he ain’t saying the magic “marriage” word.

9:08 - I guess they had to get a straight host since they couldn’t find no fruits smart enough to run this debacle

9:10 - Who the heck is Melissa Partridge?

9:11 - “…we’ve had a great fear…us and them role”.? DUH!? Barak - I got into LGBT issues cuz y’all are the only ones dumb enough to vote for me.

9:13 - I ain’t got no gay friends or family and if I did they wouldn’t be allowed in my home.? He ain’t a “hope monger” he’s a “whore monger”.

9:14 - How many times have y’all gotta be told - God didn’t make you gay!

9:16 - “Gay marriage divides black churches”.? That’s why there’s so many more negroes turning to the Republican party.

9:18 - Barak - I’m a great big homo lover

9:20 - Barak - “Republicans are bigotted, homo-bashing losers”.? But we ain’t gonna to Hell are we?!

John “Pretty Mouth” Edwards
9:22 - He don’t wanna get to close to ‘em.

9:23 - Melissa “knows” Edwards wife.

9:24 - Oh, my goodness, why can’t homos get their own health insurance!?? (Did you see them ancient lesbos?!!)

9:25 - Young homos kicked out of the house?? Uh huh.? They made their choice just like they chose to have gay sex.?

9:27 - Good Lord, that woman has children?? “Why do you have a mommy and table?”? It ain’t right.

9:28 - It’s important that a child has a mother and a father and if the daddy runs off then the woman oughta find another husband.

9:30 - Republicans didn’t use scare tatics on homos?- we told the truth.? And leave Ann Coulter alone, pretty boy.? Just cuz your hair is better that ain’t no reason to oppress her.?

9:31 - LEAVE ANN COULTER ALONE!? She’s a godly woman unlike y’all.? It ain’t hatred - it’s truth telling.? Can he say “strength and passion” any more?

9:32 - Susan Stanton the cross-dresser from Ft. Lauderdale is there looking just as ugly as Michael Moore in a dress.

9:34 - He learned how to flip-flop from John Kerry.? He now wants homo marriage.? Don’t he sound like a lawyer?

9:35 - He ain’t gonna push his faith on the American people?? What’s he gonna do, give everyone free hair care products?? He ain’t got no faith or he wouldn’t of said this.

9:37 - Ain’t it funny how everybody can’t shut up about don’t ask don’t tell?? Can homos even shoot guns?

9:39 - “A debt of gratitude”?? Nope.? Not this old American!

Dennis?”I’m Tiny” Kuchnich?
9:42 - You’re homos dream and we love you!

9:43 - He got a equal sign in his office?? Oh my goodness.

9:44 -? Y’all always pull out the Declaration of Independence whenever you wanna try to pretend that the founding fathers were fag-lovers.

9:47 - Anybody hear that at the end of this they all gotta sing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” while wearing a dress.? Including Hillary cuz she’s a man

9:49 - Oh, gimme my marihuana cigarettes cuz God made me go out and have gay sex and got AIDS.

9:50?- Kuchnich - Ok, y’all do whatever sinful activities you want and we’re gonna pay it but only if you don’t go to church.? Deal?

9:51?- Kuchnich - I hated America before any of the other candidates and I let al Qaeda do what ever they wanna do

9:53?- Kuchnich - I’m God and I can see everything!

9:56?- Barney Frank didn’t disciminate against minors getting into his bed of sin.

9:58 - I’m beginning to think this guy is some kind of robot programmed with all the answers the homos wanna hear.

9:59?- Did he just HUG himself?

10:00 - Ain’t Republicans accepted the “invitation”.? DUH.

BREAK - Thank you Lord!? I’m gonna have to watch The Passion of the Christ about six times before I’m gonna feel better.

Mike “Rubbing Noses” Gravel
10:04 - “I’m a grandpa and I love homos”

10:06 - Is Harvey Milk his lover?? Why’s he keep saying that?

10:08 - “An argument that morality doesn’t permit it”?? Ain’t no argument, gramps.? You’re old enough to know better.? Marriage started with Adam and Eve.? Look it up!

10:09 - Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love - I get it now, this boy did some of those Eskimo drugs

10:10 - “I’m gonna be a big loser if I means that y’all will love me”

10:11 - “You can’t be married because you’re second class citizens”.? He shoulda stopped right there.

10:15 - I had an uncle like him who just kept saying the same thing over and over again.? Didn’t like him much, either.

10:16 - “Everybody oughta be able to get stoned whenever they want to!”? My goodness.? Anybody got any contacts on the LA police force to get this guy arrested?

Bill “Burrito Boy” Richardson
(My goodness, I ain’t never had Windows crash before but it looks like God’s pretty mad about this abomination.)

10:24 - Just another dumbo-crat trying to “suck up” to the homos.

10:26 - Ain’t they gonna serve crepes and herbal tea?

10:30 - Just when yer nodding off, Richardson gets the “choice” question…and “blows” it…but they’re dumbo-crats so they give him a second chance…and he blows it again!

10:34 - All right, time to go back to sleep again and dream of a big bolt of lighting crashing down onto the set.

Clinton
10:36 - “I know?the pain of homos because I am one”?

10:38 - Q. “Why haven’t you tried to get rid of don’t ask don’t tell like you said you wanted to?”
A.? “Because I’m a hypocrite”

10:43 - She’s gonna win by putting everyone to sleep and then hypnotizing them.

10:47 - Sorry.? I fell asleep again.? But what a wonderful dream!

Go to church and boycott CBS.

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