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By my count, Hollywood’s made about one good movie in the past couple of decades - “The Passion Of The Christ”.? For a couple of months there it looked like Hollywood was gonna rescue itself from the gaping, ravenous jaws of Hell and start making good films you weren’t afraid to take your family to.? A lot of folks called me naive to think that but such is my faith in Jesus Christ and I ain’t never gonna leave Him behind.? After all, if Jesus can turn water into wine, why can’t he turn a movie like Butt Boys In Bondage into a decent, wholesome family film with a couple of good hymns in it?? That didn’t happen and instead Hollywood slouched back to Gomorrah to make movies with fag cowboys and teenage witches.

The Hollywood walk of shame.? I hear that you don’t get
a star until you’ve had gay sex with at least four other
movie stars

America does so many great things for the rest of the world.? We spread democracy.? We show them how to make good wholesome food in a fast and efficient way so that even a bum can afford it.? We keep the world safe from terror.? And yet it only takes one tiny thorn from the rose of peace to pop the balloon of goodwill that America works so hard blow up.? That thorn is Hollywood.? It ain’t no wonder why a small portion of the world hates America.

Much as I’d like to, I can’t blame ‘em.? I gotta admit that I can’t stand the fact that I can’t turn on my TV or go to a movie anymore because there ain’t nothing that Hollywood puts out that don’t involve homos, lesbos, murder, rape, profanity, heresy and anything else that Satan can cook up.? And I live here!? I can only imagine what it must be like for a Christian in another country to have this kind of filth exported to their country against their will and told, “well, this is the best entertainment in world and if you don’t like it then you’re a dummy.”? It’s insulting, wrong and don’t do America any favors.

I tried to use the Jesus censor on this frame of movie with a
title so foul that I ain’t writing it down.? I could not block out
all of the sin in it so I covered the whole thing up.

You only gotta look as far as Saddam Hussein’s movie shelf to see what kind of person watches Hollywood movies

• Pulp Fiction (violence, profanity, sodomy, drug abuse, miscegenation)
• The Godfather (violence, profanity, sex, Catholic deification)
• The Day of The Jackal (violence, profanity, sex, terrorist assassinations)

Some folks’ll point out that, well, he had The Old Man and the Sea, but from what I hear from my friend in the Promise Keepers, the guy that wrote that had a lot of trouble with his “equipment” was probably a closet case.

I wanna know why Hollywood can’t start making great films again that’ll make audiences kneel down and pray after they’re over rather than make ‘em wanna kill each other, have sex with each other or both.? And if they can’t do that, at least stop making new ones and start using some of the old good ones again.

For any of the Hollywood Gay Mafia, here’s some real good films to put out again.

The Little Colonel:? Or any of the early Shirley Temple movies.? Lot’s of
good clean entertainment and lie-berals should like cuz it’s got a strong,
positive message about treating Negroes well.

Gone With The Wind:? I know it’s got the cuss word at the end but
outside of that I can’t think of one single reason that this
ain’t just about the greatest movie ever made.? Plus, it’s long
so you can teach your kids about sitting still and being quiet
when you tell ‘em to.

The Birth of a Nation:? Y’all want a movie that’ll keep you on the
edge of your seat in a wholesome way you can feel proud of??
This is the grandaddy of all war movies before war movies started
whining about the war instead of winning the war.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet:? HA HA!? Don Knotts falls into the
ocean, becomes a fish and then helps the Navy kill krauts in
WWII!? Oh, my goodness, prolly one of the funniest movies
you’re ever gonna see!? We gone through about three video
tapes of this one!

God Is Love!
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