Gate to Hell / Seeking World Domination : Germany
Today I like to once again warn you about Germany (even to this day they refer to themselves as “Hitlerdeutschland”). This tiny little country has an extremely violent history. Germans have more blood on their hands than anybody else on this planet. There have been two world wars in the history of mankind and both have been started by Germans! In WW1 an estimated 10 Million people lost their lives and in WW2 the figure was a chilling 55 Million.
Today’s typical German : Hatefilled attitude, Cruel Agenda
Why would we think they would stop now? Why do we now feel safe from the German threat? I am telling you, they will try again. They are “Seeking World Domination”. When you talk to a German they will almost instantly start to brag about “their” economy. They will mention to you that “Mercedes” builds the best cars on the planet. A theory that has been proven wrong over and over again. If Chrysler had not bought Mercedes in the late 90s, they would not build cars at all anymore. This company used slave labor during WW2. That’s how they got to be so successful in the first place. But it was not only MB. All big German corporations used slave labor.
Mercedes-Benz : Slave Employer / Vehicle to ultimate power
If you follow the news you will discover that hatred against other races is increasing by the hour in Germany (please see my article “German violence : Brutal Assault on Ermyas M.“). Hundreds of violent nazis roam around in the streets seeking victims. And they not only spread their hate in their own small ugly country. They are sending their hateful agenda all over the world. Our all-too liberal immigration laws unfortunately do not prevent German nazis from entering the USA. Once again we can thank Bill Clinton for that fact. The man should have spent more time on the safety of our country and less on getting oral sex in the Oval office.
German Skinhead in Washington DC
How can we stop this German plague? I for one don’t want to eat “Bratwurst with Sauerkraut” all day, don’t want to drive a “Volkswagen Rabbit” and I don’t want to go to the “Octoberfest” and drink until I pass out.
German at the Octoberfest : Appalling and Destructive. (Not to mention pig ugly).
I propose a total and complete boycott of all German products. Don’t buy anything with the label “Made in Germany” on it. Germany must be weakened. Otherwise they will attack us again like they did in Pearl Harbor!
Adolf Hitler : Germany’s chose this man as their leader
This kind of mustache is still very popular in Germany.
Friends, I urge you to help prevent Germany doing any more harm to the world. They killed millions with their wars, we can not allow this to happen again. Don’t buy German products, don’t associate with a German, don’t go to Germany on your vacations. There is nothing to see anyway, but the money you spend there is going straight to future war preparations. If you meet a German in America, tell them they are not welcome here. Tell they you know their dirty game. Tell them that America will not back down. We will confront evil wherever we find it and we will not rest until the world can provide freedom and justice for all mankind.
Shelley
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Im not really sure if this is a joke but this story is so ridiculus and full off mistakes. I already knew that republicans must be very small minded but this is the worst example by far!
Nice satire. Didn’t lough so loud for a long ime till I read your text. Especially the sentence “This kind of mustache is still very popular in Germany” - very good. You americans seem to be very humoristic.
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Hi Shelley - do you know, many GIs serve their military service in Germany - there are many US Army bases all over this nation. Who told you such (false) informations? I don`t want to support Germany, they occupited my homeland Greece 60 years ago - but I want to be fair. Right now they have a lot of foreign workers from all over the globe and we all know, racism we can find in all countries, this is international. In Greece we have a lot of racists too and nobody talks about that.
By the way - Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in December 1941. Germany is located on the other side of the globe - they attacked Britan and Russia and occupited Poland, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Czechoslovakia, ex-Yugoslavia and Greece. Nearby 30-40% of the Austrians supported the Nazi Regime in Germany.The big problem was the unemployment and many poor husbands became member of the Nazi Party to get a job - otherwise they couldnt survive with their wifes and childrens.
Please read a bit history or watch intelligent TV news! The US Army had to fight on 2 fronts - the Atlantic-European front against Nazi Germany. And on the other side of the globe against the Pacific-Japanese front. The Germans didn`t had such a high number of battleships and submarines as the Japanese had. Such a small nation like Germany was or still is, cannot fight on all fronts all over the globe. This is impossible.
OK, Germany is not exactly my nation, but after WW2 they learned their lessons - right now there are a lot of GIs based in Germany and they still watch them.
Much more dangerous are all these islamic terror groups. Some islamic nations actually support them with weapons, young men and money. This seems to me much more dangerous nowadays. Forget Germany - they are happy to live in peace since 50 years. Of course, in every nation you have people who prefer war and terror. But these people are a minority, thank`s God. The next is, you are pretty young, I remember to these days after WW2 much better then you. Almost 20 years I am old than you. I don`t know, who told you such wrong informations? Have you ever been to school or did you forgot everything? Sometimes I think, you finished the elementary school only.
I have seen, a good educational background is not important for the STR Crew. It is much easier to grumble, to criticize, to complain, to offend and to swear….!
Peter Vienna
is that a satire or serious?? if thats serious i hope, well, better i dont say what im hoping for you then, since i would get thrown into prison in germany for saying that loud;))
if not, still its fucked up since you fucking americans, usually stupid like hell, will believe that shit and will think hitler is still in power here, so either way, GO TO HELL!!
thanks for reading my comment
@Stefan Klingenberg don’t let those assholes cloud your judgement about america cause there is great americans here who are friendlier and more kinder then these STR bitches and to mention the most bitchiest christians i have ever seen in my lifetime you really got to laugh at STR there stupider then hell.and believe me they are horrible americans cause all they know how to do is slander and accusing those who are running in the election. see STR there you go because of your stupidity,hatred,and biggotry are the reason some foreigners hate us so much your making america look very bad you stupid STR assholes.
muhahaha you still don’t get it, now do you? In fact the STR is incedibly smart… and funny as hell… man, I LOVE this site… I bet they have sooo much fun making it… I mean come on this is so fucking creative, I bet they spend all their time reading the wonderful comments they get for their bullshit-articles…
to tell you the truth Hermann Sitz i’m not gonna say it’s real or if it’s not you hear two sides about the STR morons so hell i’m not ruling it out that it’s satire lol.
this site is just plain fun :) if the articles are real (even just a very small part of them), the writes have to have a abnormal IQ, like 10 or something, because the most of the bullshit they say is goddamn ridiculous :)
back to the article. GERMANY TODAY ISN’T THE SAME AS 75 YEARS AGO. there, you have it, nothing more to say -.-
you talk about how bad germany was during ww2 and stuff, uhm, we’re living today, not then ‘-.-
“German at the Octoberfest : Appalling and Destructive. (Not to mention pig ugly).” isn’t america the country with the highest level of obesity ? not saying that americans are fat, but the numbers are there to watch *_*
“Don’t buy anything with the label “Made in Germany” on it. Germany must be weakened. Otherwise they will attack us again like they did in Pearl Harbor!” my dear shelley, the japans attacked Pearl Harbor, not the germans.. It’s quite common knowledge (well, pretty much everyone older than 13 in my country knows that) as someone said before, please check the crap you’re filling us with. If you wanna fill our eyes with real crap, atleast check the background for the shit you’re saying.
germany is an awesome country, have been there a couple of times now, it’s cool :) talking about how violent the germans are, they are kindergarten girls compared to america (no offense to the americans who can use their brain, i.e. who aren’t as dumb as shelley).
all in all, you’re dumb shelley, dumb beyond comprehension. I pretty much laugh out loud when I read what you write, but then I just feel forced to leave a comment on how incredibly stupid you are…
shelley lay off the germans good grief not all germans are bad so just lay off of them.
naja,ich sag ma in schlaaaand (^^) gabs sicher nicht so lange sklaverei wie in amerika … nur ma so nebenbei!
aber wie immer sehr amüsant zu lesen der artikel … grenzenlose kreativität muss man da schon zugestehn!
so true,
live in G and can confirm that
Ummmm, Germany doesn’t call itself “Hitlerdeutschland”. Iv think you should consult a Psychiatrist about your Paranoia…