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Dealing With Radicals Properly

Radicals know that the best way to bring down democracy is get on TV.? Cindy She-man certainly knew about that.? Put a TV camera on her and she’d hunker down on her America-hating haunches and weep and wailing about how George Bush killed her son.? And she’d go to almost any length to let her screechy, whiney, commie wail be heard throughout a country that didn’t care about anything she said.? What kind of person sneaks into the State of the Union address wearing a t-shirt with some pro-Al Qaeda slogan on it?!? Answer - Someone who hates America.? Too many times these selfish and impolite radicals disrupt what should be pleasant events meant to inspire people’s patriotism and it ain’t right.? I hope that whoever let her in got kicked out on the street ASAP.

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The State of the Union message?is NOT the time or place
for traitors like Cindy She-Man to criticize America.? It is
the time for President Bush to tell us what a great job
he’s doing and to unite the nation behind an important and
just cause.

As Sam mentioned a couple of days ago, I’m sure the hysteria probably started as soon as y’all woke up.? (”This is the last day I’ll ever see the sun because of George Bush!!”).? Before y’all start talking about so-called “freedom of speech” and the “right to self-expression” just take a minute to ask yourself about President Bush’s right that lie-berals, dumbo-crats, defeato-crats, homos, lesbos, commies, socialists and PETA trample all over like Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat buffet.? As my daddy used to say to me, “If your momma and I wanted to listen to a child talk like an idiot, we woulda had a girl-child, so stow it.”

Recently, the Atheist Commie Lunkhead Union cost the taxpayers of this country $80,000 because two anti-war morons at a Fourth of July celebration in West Virginia got all bent outta shape after refusing to cover up shameful messages on their t-shirts.? They rightly got kicked out and then turned around and (cuz lie-berals are sore losers) sued the government.? Again, I hope the double-agent that let them in got tried for treason cuz it shouldn’t have never got that far.

The fact is that the White House has plenty of good procedures in place to stop this kinda thing.? It’s called the President Advance Manual and lie-berals are dancing in the streets because the White House got forced to release some of it.? The fact is that it shows just how smart the Bush administration is!

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Thankfully, lie-berals did NOT get the whole manual released.? The
parts about using non-destructive weapons on protesters and water
bottles laced with sleeping pills are nowhere to be found.? Ain’t no reason
for anyone to know about that.

The parts that did get released show an administration committed to not allowing America to get over run by those whose only wish is to turn over the keys to Osama bin Laden and whoever the head chink is now.? The best way to prevent nay-sayers, they say, is make sure you got a ticket to get into the?event.? This lets them makes sure they know who’s coming in.? For example

Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I want him to know that I hate him and America and capitalism and…
Operator:? Go to hell, you commie.
[Operator hangs up]

Already, America is safer!

Sometimes, though, the more treacherous of them lie through their teeth

Caller:? I’d like to get a ticket to see President Bush on Labor Day
Operator:? Ok.? And can you tell me the reason you’d like to see President Bush?
Caller: I’m a patriotic American and want the thrill of seeing the leader of the Free World up close.
Operator:? Well, then, you’re in for a treat!? I’ll get those tickets right off to you!
Caller:? Thank you!? God bless you, President Bush and the United States of America!
Operator:? And God bless you, too!
[Operator hangs up]

Win one for the traitors?? Not quite!

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?Another benefit is that if they ain’t too high on drugs to make it to the rally, they gotta stand in line and hand in their ticket!? This gives the staff time to search out the malcontents.? Do they have beards?? Sandals?? Towels on their heads?? Are they appropriately dressed?? Do they look like homos?? Sometimes it’s little tiny things like an American flag pin that’s upside down or off kilter.? You can see how sharp eyed advance people can make the difference between a great rally full of cheers and folks pumping their fists in the air and a news story about protesters that steals the President’s message of hope.

It also stresses that you gotta work real close with the local police to make sure that you know who’s who in the local America-hating movement.? I’m guessing that one of the parts that didn’t make it involves making sure that local ACLU, PETA and other radical leaders wind up getting pulled over for traffic infractions.

Still you can’t catch everyone.? Occasionally, traitors find ways (legal or illegal) of infiltrating events.? That’s when you gotta bring out the Rally Squads.

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If that don’t inspire confidence that we can win the War on Terror, then I don’t know what does!? This is a President that knows what he’s doing and if terrorists and protesters would stop cheating and play by the rules, then America would be number one before you could say Vice President Dick Cheney!

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