URGENT - A Note From The Board
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It has recently come to our attention and the attention of our lawyers, that this person recently stole one of our posts and claimed it as his own.? This blatant and casual theft of Sam Johnston’s hard work stands as affront to every single person whom God granted the gift of fingers to type and a brain to think.?
When Mr. Johnston first brought this purloined post, the board initially chided him and reminded him of Phillipians 2:3-7
?3Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
4Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.
5Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus:
6Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
7But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:?
Humility is a virtue that we must always strife for.? After a brief conference, even Mr. Johnston agreed that this foul, dung-eating miscreant would find a more just punishment in the fiery bowels of Hell than in legal action brought against him.
However, with but a few minute of investigation, it was found that Mr. Johnston’s post was not the only one stolen.? Indeed,? this worthless cipher of a human being? had pinched every single word “written” in his so-called “blog”.? Every “post”was pilfered to the point where he copied an entire post in French.? (Time does not permit me to do justice to the unfathomable wickedness of posting a French article on an American website.)? We, of course, tasked one of our interns to track down the authors of the each of the plundered posts and alert them to the theft.
Thus, the board agreed to exposed this thief and plagiarist in the hopes that his comeuppance might be sped along by the readers of STR.?
Whether you are a faithful soldier of Christ or foul, amoral and soulless sinner, we, with great humility, ask those with a myspace account to request association with this miserable mental invertebrate and inform him that stealing, whether it be words, wealth or kisses from someone you are not married to under the sight of God, is sinful and wrong.? We would also request that you forward this message to any and all that view the non-sanctioned theft of ideas as immoral and worthy of retribution.
God will, of course, prevail in the end.? It is the recommendation of the Board that a taste of his inevitable Hell be afforded early to him.
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