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As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
PROVERBS 11:22

A couple months ago, I went to McDonalds to pick up the family some dinner and I dang near lost my lunch.? Standing in line was this painted Jezebel that looked like she was ready to have sexual intercourse with the first person that asked her.?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and order a #4 combo meal in them?

I was fit to be tied!? I don’t think I’d been that angry since the democ-RATS stole the 2006 election!? It’s times like this when it’s important to ask Jesus for guidance and direction.? I fell to my knees right there and then and prayed for Him to tell me His will and when you keep yourself connected to Jesus the answer comes pretty darn quick.

“Y’all go home this instant and put some clothes on, you sinful harlot,” I told her in a voice filled with the grace of God.? “You are an affront to good, kindly, decent??Christians and y’all better change your ways PDQ cuz I can smell the sulfur from here!”

At first, she pretended not to notice me or hear me talking, but each time I said it a little louder and a little more forcefully until she finally turned around and spewed the most vile profanities imaginable.? I can’t say her reaction shocked me, but what DID shock me was what happened next.? The manager came out looking rightly annoyed at the disruption this tramp was causing.? She said she was “calling the police if you don’t leave”. ?Since the whore stood there screaming at me not leaving, the manager called the police.? They showed up a couple of minutes later…and then threatened to arrest ME!? I calmly explained to them the mistake they made and they told me they didn’t make no mistake and I had ten seconds to clear out.? Due to several pending civil liberties cases I’m involved in, I left but not without a few choice words about the laws of God trumping the laws of Man.? And to add insult to injury, as I sat praying in my truck, one of the cops left arm and arm with the slut, laughing like Satan at the democ-RAT national convention!

When I got back (with KFC for dinner) I emailed McDonalds corporate headquarters to register a protest over the wickedness they allow in their restaurants.? A couple months later, I ain’t hear nothing back and I ain’t been back to McDonalds and ain’t never going back there.? If they refuse to uphold biblical standards of decency then they ain’t getting my business and they can go to Hell for real.? They already lost the business of my prayer group, my church and the local Right To Life chapter I started up.? I’m thinking they’ll have to close it real soon.

I’m telling y’all this so I can point out that not all businesses promote the values of Satan over the values of God.? One such company is SouthWest Airlines which enforces a standard of modesty in dress for ALL passengers.? If you come onto a Southwest Airline flight looking to prostitute yourself, well, that ain’t gonna happen.? Just ask wanton slut, Kyla Ebbert.

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Arizona in them?

This cheap trollop (who uses her breasts to get tips at a Hooters strip club) came waltzing on a flight to Arizona for a “doctor appointment”.? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was to murder a pre-born.? Southewest, though, don’t put up with this kind of thing.? Southwest is a family airline committed to the biblical principals of modesty and Levitical law.? The stewardess pulled this little chippie up from her seat and told her that Southwest was a family airline and she’d better go get some clothes on or walk to the abortuary.

If you think they’re gonna let just anybody fly with them, well, y’all got another thing coming to ya.? It ain’t the first time they stood up for what was right and proper

Lorrie Heasley, of Woodland, Wash., was asked to leave her flight from Los Angeles to Portland, Ore., Tuesday for wearing a T-shirt with pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and a phrase similar to the popular film title “Meet the Fockers.” )?
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The airline felt that the T-shirt was offensive and that other passengers would be outraged by it, the spokeswoman said, adding that the incident is about “decency.”

AMEN!?

What woman in their right mind would ever buy “clothing” like
this much less leave the house and fly to Portland in them?

Are you great big fat pig seduced by the sin of gluttony?? Find another airline cuz Southwest is gonna make you pay double for displeasing God!

All in all, I’m hoping that Southwest Airlines will become the Official Airline of Bein’ Good!

God is Love!
BBN
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