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My dear friends,As STR.com becomes ever more popular, we keep on looking for new ways to inform and entertain our audience. We also look for new ways to draw lessons about Jesus’ truth from all aspects of life in this Great Nation, America. That’s why we have enlisted the help of a new entertainment correspondent, the talented and wonderful Stacey Jacks, to provide enlightened commentary from the world of glitz and glamour. Let’s not forget that Jesus was A-list too!

Okay Stacey. Over to you. May God Bless this new enterprise!

Sam Johnston

Well Howdy Y’all,

That’s right. Jesus loves us all to shine! And there are none more shining than the celebrities! I start this new column on a sad note, however. Because one of our greatest entertainers is struggling. Please readers, say a prayer for Britney and hold it in your heart to pity her as you read on.

Those of you who follow the news won’t have been able to help seeing the terrible things that are being said about Britney Spears in this week of the anniversary of so many deaths on 9/11.

That’s right. Instead of remembering our dead and those grieving corpses that were flung to their fiery doom by the evil of Islam, the liberal secular humanist media prefers to turn its focus onto that great struggling American Britney Spears.

Liberals hate this performance by Britney Spears. Is it because she looks so damn hawwwwt and reminds them how far from nature their own homosexual pretences are? Wouldn’t you prefer to nuzzle up to one of those glorious, those lovely soft, those glistening titties to a horrible furry man chest? I know I would!

So why do they attack her so? It’s simple. She is white. She is a Christian. She is a Republican. That’s why, according to the so-called intellectuals at the New York Times, she can’t dance and appears on stage in her ‘underwear’. What nonsense! Everyone knows that was a carefully selected costume. Everyone knows what a talent Britney Spears is, that godesss who gave us ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and ‘Toxic.’ And yes, the lip synching might not have worked very well, but it’s not her fault the tape guy (someone who I have been reliably informed* is a liberal fifth columnist in the MTV camp) played the music at the wrong time.

Please! Leave Britney alone. Have some Christian Compassion, America.

This Christian has it in her heart to pity poor struggling Britney. Why don’t you? Please forgive her filthy language, by the way. The poor girl is clearly upset.

May God bless and keep you always,

Stacey Jacks

STR.com entertainment correspondent.

*By Jesus! Do you deny him?