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My dear friends,

We all know that we are entering End Times. The forces of evil are massing and this great country is under attack as never before. We saw how far Satan is prepared to go on 9/11. We have been doing our best to fight back against the evil-doers ever since.

The question most average Americans are asking, however, is what can I do to help? Many feel helpless in the face of the enemies that are ranged against us.

I’m here today to tell you today that there is no need to despair. This is God’s own country and He loves us more than He has ever loved anyone.

What’s more, there are many things that you can actually do to facilitate a happy outcome to this great crusade that we are fighting.

On a macro-level, the first and main thing that we can do, of course, as always, is pray Jesus. Pray Jesus that He will destroy our enemies and, primarily, burn the Middle East off the map (with the exception of certain areas in Israel that are essential for bringing about The Rapture).

The second thing is to vote Republican, the party that will keep a firm hand on the tiller as we navigate through these choppy waters.

Third, keep a close eye on your neighbors. Do they behave in a strange manner? Do strange people visit them at strange hours? Do they have regular work? Do they profess anti-American beliefs? Do they attend church regularly? Are they the wrong color? Are they gay? Do their eyes fill up with tears and do they sing at the top of their voices, swelling with pride, when they hear the great words of the Star Spangled Banner? If they fail to measure up, report them to the relevant authorities just as you would a suspicious package on the subway. Believe me, they WILL want to know and the WILL act with due expedition.

On a micro-level, of course, the priority is to protect yourself and your family. That’s why I’m writing today to introduce you to the wonderful Back Up:

This clever little piece of All-American know-how is just what is required to get your household protection device where you need it, when you need it, fast! Miscreants and wrong-doers who want to attack you and your children will find themselves deader than John F Kennedy the second they trespass into your bedroom. Now you no longer need fear strange sounds in the night. You are armed and ready.

What’s more, this wonderful device is even travel ready. It is very light and portable. The unique patented design and construction gives you the ability to collapse it easily for travel, and place it where you need it.

You won’t bump your knees either. The Back-Up’s unique patented design keeps your shotgun close the bed, well out of the way when getting in and out of bed. Not only that, it is hidden by your blanket and covers. Malefactors won’t even know what’s coming.

In all probability, their last words will be: “What the?….”

BANG!

Have fun!

May Jesus keep you in peace,

Sam Johnston