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Why is it that the liberals are so down on the US Dollar? All over the drive-by media we see outrageous claims that the Dollar has hit an “all time low” and that the American economy is in trouble. As with everything we hear from the liberal mainstream media, these outrageous claims are completely unfounded - nothing could be further from the truth.

Notorious canuck iberal and pro-computer-crime activist Cory Doctorow is using his anti-American blog “Boing Boing” to attack the dollar. Given the popularity of his blog, should he be sending the world more responsible messages? How about a prayer or some reassuring news for hard-working families?

Lets start with a reality check: The liberals say that our dollars are worth less, however the the dollar in your pocket is still worth exactly 100 cents. Nothing at all has changed over here, it’s actually the price of foreign goods that have risen. Typical of the left-wing they always blame America first for something which is actually the fault of other countries.

How should patriots invest? Ignore Max Keiser’s foolish advice: He says yous should buy gold, but does that make sense?

A more sensible investment strategy is to keep all your money in US Dollars, and keep spending. Be confident! If you want a new car or house, just go out and get one. If you do not have enough money just get finance. The economy is strong and God wants you to be happy.

The rapture may be starting soon so you may never have time to pay-back the secular lenders who will be left-behind after the rapture. If you have spare money, please donate it to family-values charities like STR’s GOP election fund. God will pay you back tenfold for your donation.

When foreign currencies go up in value relative to the dollar this is not a bad thing; It simply makes American made goods more affordable to foreign countries: Thanks to a “low” dollar, foreign countries will find it easier to buy great products made in America. America is sort of like the world’s Wall-Mart, offering great deals to everybody. That’s just great for american exporters. Just think of all the great American-made products that foreigners want to buy that are now affordable overseas. This is just one benefit of George W. Bush’s finely-tuned economic policy.

The moonbats want you to believe that America’s “defecit” is the cause of many of our “problems”. They complain that America has “borrowed too much” or that we are “overwhelmed by debt”. What they call debt, I call other nation’s eagerness to invest in America’s growing economy.

The Bush-bashers just cannot handle the fact that the American economy is the greatest success story never told. Nations like China, Russia are just desperate to buy into American government bonds. If that’s debt then I want more of it!

Next time a truther complains about the deficit and a “low” dollar, remind them that the Dow is at an all time high. Remind them that great American companies like Raytheon, Taser Inc, Amway, Halliburton and Texaco are blazing from strength to strength. These companies are run by God-fearing Christians. They are helping bring wealth and prosperity to family values people like STR.com readers.

Moonbat truthers like Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert from the Karmabanque podcast are advising their listeners to sell their dollars and acquire gold. Max says the “Dollar is dead” - but is it? For most of the last century the US Dollar has had the immortal, holy words “In God We Trust” written on it. The Bible teaches us to value the word of God above mere gold and precious metals. Surely then when times are tough, the truly patriotic thing to do would be to sell your gold and keep your money in God’s own currency: The Dollar.

Finally, I’d like to announce an important initiative. We know that some STR.com readers have savings in foreign currencies like the Euro or the Pound. I’m sure after reading this article you’d like to move your investments back to trusted US Dollars, and we at Shelley The Republican will help you. Simply send us your donation of foreign currency, and if you send us 50 or more euros we will send you a framed Dollar bill which has been prayed over by the whole STR.com editorial team.

Praise Jesus

Pastor Magnus Bucks