Archive for October, 2007
Briefly Patriotic - Further Proof Of America’s Supremacy

God bless America!? And God bless American ingenuity!? Who else but an American could come up with this hysterical Hillary Clinton nutcracker!? Where else but America could you find the high quality non-breakable plastic and stainless steel that will allow it to become a family heirloom for generations! The next time you hate America ask yourself this ? could I design, market and profit from Vladimir Putin nutcracker that looks like he?s got a penis in his mouth?? Would Achmadinijerk let me sell a nutcracker is his likeness that cracks nuts with his butt?? I?m gonna answer that for you ? No.? No?he would not.? So stop hating America and support Her for a change by picking up a whole buncha these Hillary Clinton nutcrackers for everyone on your Christmas list!
Briefly Patriotic - Further Proof Of America?s Supremacy
11 commentsIntroducing! The Back Up!
My dear friends,
We all know that we are entering End Times. The forces of evil are massing and this great country is under attack as never before. We saw how far Satan is prepared to go on 9/11. We have been doing our best to fight back against the evil-doers ever since.
The question most average Americans are asking, however, is what can I do to help? Many feel helpless in the face of the enemies that are ranged against us.
I’m here today to tell you today that there is no need to despair. This is God’s own country and He loves us more than He has ever loved anyone.
What’s more, there are many things that you can actually do to facilitate a happy outcome to this great crusade that we are fighting.

On a macro-level, the first and main thing that we can do, of course, as always, is pray Jesus. Pray Jesus that He will destroy our enemies and, primarily, burn the Middle East off the map (with the exception of certain areas in Israel that are essential for bringing about The Rapture).
The second thing is to vote Republican, the party that will keep a firm hand on the tiller as we navigate through these choppy waters.
Third, keep a close eye on your neighbors. Do they behave in a strange manner? Do strange people visit them at strange hours? Do they have regular work? Do they profess anti-American beliefs? Do they attend church regularly? Are they the wrong color? Are they gay? Do their eyes fill up with tears and do they sing at the top of their voices, swelling with pride, when they hear the great words of the Star Spangled Banner? If they fail to measure up, report them to the relevant authorities just as you would a suspicious package on the subway. Believe me, they WILL want to know and the WILL act with due expedition.
On a micro-level, of course, the priority is to protect yourself and your family. That’s why I’m writing today to introduce you to the wonderful Back Up:
This clever little piece of All-American know-how is just what is required to get your household protection device where you need it, when you need it, fast! Miscreants and wrong-doers who want to attack you and your children will find themselves deader than John F Kennedy the second they trespass into your bedroom. Now you no longer need fear strange sounds in the night. You are armed and ready.
What’s more, this wonderful device is even travel ready. It is very light and portable. The unique patented design and construction gives you the ability to collapse it easily for travel, and place it where you need it.
You won’t bump your knees either. The Back-Up’s unique patented design keeps your shotgun close the bed, well out of the way when getting in and out of bed. Not only that, it is hidden by your blanket and covers. Malefactors won’t even know what’s coming.
In all probability, their last words will be: “What the?….”
BANG!
Have fun!
May Jesus keep you in peace,
Sam Johnston
36 commentsBriefly Patriotic - Beck On Fire

Wildfires are raging out of control in Southern California and if you can?t guess why then you ain?t been listening to the right folks.? Instead of listening to Air Russia or NovaM which is telling lies about why they started, Glenn Beck hits the nail right on the head just like he always does.? Glenn Beck knows that the wildfires are God?s retribution for evil, homo-loving homo, America-hating lie-berals.? Beck laid down the truth on his October 22nd radio show saying ?I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.?? God Bless you, Glenn Beck, for telling the truth without the sheen of political correctness.
Briefly Patriotic - Beck On Fire
10 commentsProtesting With Randall Terry
Randall Terry’s press conference in Boston was a lot shorter than I thought it was gonna be so I didn’t get to see it but I got to hang out and support the pre-borns by condemning Rudy Giuliani which was just as good!
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God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.info
Islamo-Fascist Awareness Week
Please do forgive the last minute inclusion of this post.? Our Windows Vista server suddenly developed some “glitches” which in turn caused our art department to miss the deadline for the kick off of Islamo-Fascist Awareness Week.
We would ask that you
1) Visit www.terrorismawareness.org and spend time absorbing the bounty of information contained within
The purpose of this protest is as simple as it is crucial: to confront the two Big Lies of the political left: that George Bush created the war on terror and that Global Warming is a greater danger to Americans than the terrorist threat. Nothing could be more politically incorrect than to point this out. But nothing could be more important for American students to hear. In the face of the greatest danger Americans have ever confronted, the academic left has mobilized to create sympathy for the enemy and to fight anyone who rallies Americans to defend themselves. According to the academic left, anyone who links Islamic radicalism to the war on terror is an “Islamophobe.” According to the academic left, the Islamo-fascists hate us not because we are tolerant and free, but because we are “oppressors.”
2)? Email all on your list of email names to alert them to Islamo-Fascist Awareness Week.
3)? Stand strong in the correctness of our President, George W. Bush, and his deep understanding that America cannot simply stand by while the rest of the Middle East tries to destroy Israel.
4)? Download, print and?distribute this flyer (thank you Art Department!) to any and all whose paths you cross

(Click for a larger, printable version)
God bless you!
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
www.shelleytherepublican.com
Briefly Patriotic - Day Of Silent Solidarity

Tomorrow, kids all over America will strike a blow for pre-borns by duct-taping their mouths shut.? It?s called the National Day of Silent Solidarity and while it ain?t a very good name (it oughta be called something like American Holocaust Day or Don?t Suck Out A Baby?s Brain Day) and it?d be more powerful if the kids went to school covered in blood with a vacuum cleaner hose coming out of their head, their heart is in the right place so you gotta give ?em credit for that.? I hope that tomorrow every person who cares about the rights of pre-born will join these kids by taping the mouths shut or by covering themselves in blood and sticking a vacuum cleaner hose in their head.
Briefly Patriotic - Day Of Silent Solidarity
22 commentsSTR EXCLUSIVE : THE AVERAGE HOMEBOY - DENNY “BLAZIN’” HAZEN
Dear Readers
I am honored to present to you this short and exclusive interview with one of my favorite artists, Denny Blaze. I hope you’ll appreciate this completely non-political article, here on STR, the Freedom Blog.
STR: Denny, thanks so much for talking to us. We at ShelleyTheRepublican were quite thrilled that you agreed to this interview.
DENNY: Thank you for your interest in me and my music. I appreciate the coverage.
STR: As you might be aware of, STR : The Freedom Blog is a Christian conservative project. We dedicate your work to the Lord Jesus Christ and try to present a deeply religious viewpoint. Let me come right out and ask you: Do you believe in God and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
DENNY: Yes, I am a Christian. My favorite scripture is John 3:16.
STR: A good friend of mine sent me the link to your youtube video in which you perform as the Average Homeboy. I fell in love with the video right away. There is a certain quality to it that is extremely appealing to me. I must say I am deeply impressed by the dedication and passion you presented. It makes me extremely sad that you didn’t get any significant recognition up until so many years later. How did it make you feel?
DENNY: I’ve seen many major record labels use my ideas in their material. That was disappointing. Though, I enjoy making music. So, I just kept making more and more material. It does feel good to finally have my material being downloaded around the world. My most exciting music moment (so far) is…when I was standing in Times Square in New York City when we were making the recording for the Vh1 TV Show, “The Top 40 Internet Super Stars.” New York is such a powerful city, and I was thankful for Vh1 to give me recognition.
STR: In the iTunes store there is the old as well as a new version of the average homebody for sale. I bought the old one, but not the new one. I have to admit that I like the original much more. The new version is too diluted by fancy background voices. To be honest I wish you would have been more loyal to the original concept. Your thoughts?
DENNY: The original keyboard version of Average Homeboy does seem to be more popular on iTunes. I think that version has a comical appeal to it since it was made so long ago. Most younger people don’t understand the technology from the time period when Average Homeboy was made. It was recorded with nothing more than a keyboard sample beat and a microphone that went into a cassette recorder. There were no CDs back then, and I didn’t edit the song at all. I just pressed “play and record” and went one time through. Also, there was no Internet back then.
STR: There are certain lines in the lyrics of the Average Homeboy song that could be considered slightly “racist”. Quote: “I don’t live in a box - nor was I raised on the street - as you can see - I’m not black - I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack”. I personally believe that you are accurate and fair saying that, but did hateful liberals ever accuse you of insinuating that Negroes take drugs and are raised on the street?
DENNY: Anybody who knows me…would laugh at that. I judge people individually. There are good AND bad white people. There are good AND bad black people. You probably noticed that my friend Jeff, who happens to be black, was featured in The Average Homeboy video. Still, at the time when I made Average Homeboy, there weren’t really any white solo artists who were making rap videos. Even today, the few white rappers who made it to the major record labels, don’t share my middle class perspective. There has always been a ghetto and gangsta appeal to rap music, and I’m neither of those. I’m an educated, middle class guy…who likes to rap. You don’t have to be “Riding Dirty” to like rap music, and I don’t “Ride Dirty,” lol. I don’t smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. Really, if your are not “Riding Dirty” in the first place, then, the police or anybody else…won’t catch you “Riding Dirty.”
STR: I imagine it must be incredibly hard to become successful in the music industry. Are you still hopeful it will happen for you? What are your plans for the future? How can your fans support your efforts?
DENNY: With all of the amazing technological advances, the music industry is rapidly changing. I’m a perfect example of it. These days, via the internet, you can get your material out to the masses instantly, and consumers aren’t going out to the record stores as much. With “File Transfers” you don’t even need a physical product. I think that “Success” is being able to do…what you love to do. I’m very blessed to be able to do that. Currently, I’m still working on smoothing out my rapping, ha ha. I’m also working on another CD project, and I’ve been contacted by a few television and movie producers. Hopefully, you’ll be seeing The Average Homeboy on Network TV again and on The Big Screen. I keep all of my friends and fans updated on my website: dennyblaze.com . My CDs and DVDs are available there, and I have all kinds of merchandise such as: T-Shirts and Ringtones!
STR: Let me close this interview with a nonsensical question: Do you still eat Froot Loops?
DENNY: Yes, I love all kinds of cereal. There’s no doubt that Froot Loops are my favorite.
STR: Is there anything else you like to add?
DENNY: Thank you for sharing my story, and I hope that your readers will just be BLAZED!
STR: Once more, thanks so much for taking the time to answer my questions, Denny. It has been a privilege. Please keep in touch.


Denny Blazin’, the Average Homeboy, Ladies and Gentleman. Please support him by visiting his website, rating his amazing video on youtube or, even better, buying his music on iTunes.
God bless you. Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
Sunday Prayer - A modern kind of prayer
Our young reader Tara shows us that you don’t need to speak old-english to get trough to God. God is hip and cool and he speaks all languages. Thanks Tara
Hi God
Today I want to tell you how much I love you and how thankful I am. Actually I can’t because I don’t have the words. You are so cool, you define the word cool. You are so Amazing, I just love you to death.

Thanks so much for everything I love so much. Thanks for colors, thanks for my body, thanks for the trees and the sky. Thanks for my boyfriend and thanks that you invented sex. Thanks for the air I breath, thanks for rainbows, clouds and rain. Thanks for the green gras and thanks that you gave me feeling so I can love you.
Dear God, I love life but I will love to die for you so I can come up to Heaven and talk to you in person. I am crying right now, God. Thanks for my tears.
I just love you.
Amen,
Karen T. Amarillo, TX
Whore-y Potter Author And The Media Cover Up
We already pretty much proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Harry Potter books got written with the express purpose of turning our children away from God and toward the Satan and the eternal?flaming pit of Hell.? The lie-berals, Satanists and Humanists that camp out on this site and swat away the hand of God?as He reaches out to touch their?hearts?will no doubt screech and scream and claw the air like junkies looking for their next hit of marihuana, claiming that we done no such thing.? Save your breath, sodomites.? Nobody wants to hear from you.? Take it over to the NAMBLA site where it belongs.
It’s a fact - Reading Harry Potter will?send you to Hell.? End of story.
But just in case you need just a little more proof, I’m gonna give it to you because God never wants His word to be misunderstood.? This shows that not only is JK Rowling (which is probably an anagram for “Satan is King”) is a child corrupting whore but that the Jews that run the media are in league with Satan who’s doing everything he can to grab our kids at an earlier and earlier age.
Some limey newspaper site called the Telegraph ran a picture of Satan’s Strumpet with her breasts hanging out as she was ready to read to some unsuspecting children.
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This is the made up series of events that got run by
a Jewish run branch of Satan’s media empire
Now, they’d like you to believe that Jesus Killer Rowling was just reading to some kids when, OOPS, a button on her blouse got undone and (cuz she’s so “pure”) she buttoned it back up.
That ain’t the way it happened!
A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers got hold of the actual photographs in the order they was taken and it tells a much different and evil portrait of the Pied Piper of Potter.

These are the pictures in the order they were actually taken
in as witness first hand by a devout follower of Christ
I’m gonna break it down for you

?Jesus Killer notices that the kids ain’t seeing enough of her breasts.? She knows that if they listen to what she’s saying there’s a better chance of them seeing that Satan is behind the words.
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Satan is her master so, even with the eyes of the world and of God (who she hates), she pulls down her blouse even more so that she can use what’s left of the feminine wiles that Satan has sucked out of her yet on the poor, innocent children.

With her breasts in full view, she feels more confident that her message of Satanic domination will slip under the radar of children whose parents are either stupid, trusting or evil enough to allow them in the same room as Jesus Killer Rowling.
Unless you’re a moron, it oughta be pretty obvious why this newspaper would wanna publish these pictures and publish them out of order.? They wanna make you believe that Jesus Killer ain’t the Satanic slut witch that pretty much everybody already knows that she is.
And for all of you doubters - it ain’t a conspiracy if the truth is right in front of your face.
61 commentsHOBG - Tomah, WI
As Vic Eliason says so often, “diversity” means homo.? So when you hear “diversity training” it really means “homo training”.? What I’m getting at is that the muderous gay nazi cannibals have made it all the way to the town of Tomah, Wisconson and the school board is trying to pass a homo training item.? It’s up to everybody in America to call ‘em and tell ‘em that homo training don’t fly in the USA.? We stopped Saddam and we can stop Tomah, Wisconson.? Check the link for the phone numbers to call!
God is Love!
BBN

























