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Shelley asked our guest-writer Charles Roast for some comments on the subject of home-schooling which we feel will be helpful for many parents who will soon be blessed with a Child.

Now that you are married, it is your duty to become part of what is perhaps the greatest institution in the known universe: The Family.

As you know, the family isthe heart and soul of this great nation of ours, and as parents it is your primary duty to bring up your child with the gifts of firm discipline and a love of Jesus.

While the lie-beral media are constantly trying to downplay the importance of children and the Christian family? The fact remains it is the Christian children of America who are our future.

Small babies are incredibly intelligent at a far earlier age than liberal scientists ever suspected: even in the womb pre-borns are able to think, feel, touch and have a relationship with Jesus Christ. As a parent you must nurture that relationship - even in the woumb:

I suggest attaching a pair of loud-speakers or some other sound-making device to your wife’s pregnant belly so that your un-born child can enjoy fine Christian music, safely re-assured that it shall never be aborted like the atheists do with all their children.

Babies are ‘tabula rasa’: they are a blank slate upon which new ideas and concepts can be impressed and formed. That is why it is important to fill your child only with good Christian principles - we suggest that children should be given only wholesome entertainment like Veggie Tales.

Babies are not immune to the deceits and lies that people have come to accept as ‘facts’, Filthy lies such as the ?war in Iraq is bad? or ?the War on drugs is a waste of money? or ?humans are descended from monkeys? can corrupt your child.

It is therefore the duty of every parent to shield your children from this kind of influence until they are fully secure in their love of Jesus. Do not allow yoru son or daughter to mix with the children of the unsaved until they too are ready to spread the Gospel.

Before bedtime Children love to be read stories, what could be better than the perfect word of God? I strongly suggest that you read strictly from the King James bible, so that your child will have the gift of God’s word in his infancy - perhaps the greatest gift that any baby could have.

As your child grows up you may be tempted to to allow her to play video games, but is that good for her spiritual development? Certainly not. Most video games are made by pagan foreigners and lack a Christian perspective.

Instead, encourage your children to spend their spare time in quiet contemplation of Jesus’ - each of my children has a book-case full of the King James bible, a selection of apologetic tracts and Christian cartoons like Jack Chick. With all this great entertainment who needs Nintendo? Not my family!

The sick liberal establishment wants your children to go to public school for forced reeducation in the virtues of sodomy, hating Jesus, spitting on the Flag, and cursing the words of wisdom from President Bush. One of the great things about Christian home-schooling is that we can take time to educate our children correctly - our daily lesson plan puts biblical principles first.

Always Right,Charles ?Chuck? Roast III

Did you ever notice how much the looks of current world leaders reflect the political behavior of their countries? May it be the drug junkie president of the Netherlands or the ugly looking little weasel that calls himself the president of Venezuela. The parallels are astounding!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

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If it wasn?t for the United States of America, who would be the moral authority of the world ? France?? The commie organization, The United Nations, voted on a resolution to allow murderous children to kill without any real consequence and every single country voted for it.? Except the United States, that is.? In America, we realize that a thirteen or fourteen year old boy or girl that kills someone don?t got no chance of ever becoming human, if they ever was to begin with.? That?s why we lock ?em up for life.? The Untied Notions would let these kids roam the globe shooting, stabbing, poisoning, burning, strangling and sawing off limbs to their hearts content under the misguided notion that when they get out in twenty years they?ll be different people.? They won?t.? The United States understands that.? It?s time the rest of the world understands it, too.

America Leads The Way

Dear Readers

There are America-haters all around the world. Some of them even live right here, in the good old US of A. Why don?t they just leave? Leave the USA to those who love her? I said it before and I?ll say it again: ?My country, right or wrong! America, love it or leave it?! Go leave us alone, you America-hatin? bastards! We don?t need you! You destroy the great experiment!

One especially disturbing example is Jack Clark, founder of the ?Blast the Right? podcast. He claims to be fair and clear thinking but he actually is hateful and insulting. He claims to be able to teach his listeners to ?kick right-wing butt?. He lost his last remaining shreds of credibility by calling his conservative listeners ?pieces of crap? and regularly refers to Jesus as a liberal, a claim that we debunked on several occasions here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com. As absurd as he sounds, even more absurd is that some people actually believe his filthy lies.

According to unnamed sources Jack is a known criminal in his home district. In 1985 he was charged with assault on a conservative grandmother picketing an abortion clinic during the time when his girlfriend killed their unborn child.

We urge all our readers to confront Jack (contact via his website) and let him know that you don?t appreciate his America-bashing, pro-terrorist activity. We need to get behind the leader in order to win the war on terror. I have no idea why this is so hard to understand for liberals. I guess the final conclusion can only be that liberals want America to lose. They want the terrorists to invade and rule America.

God bless you for taking action.
Shelley N. Goodman, ShelleyPAC

Blast the Right podcast #16: Absurd beyond belief!
http://www.therationalradical.com/audio/16-jesusrightwingoreillyhide.mp3

What am I missing?? Turkey killed bunch of Armenians ninety years ago so Nancy Pelosi wants to cripple the War on Terror and risk a nuclear attack from Iran because?why?? It can?t be because she?s a good person cuz she ain?t.? Turkey is a good friend of ours and a key ally in War On Terror.? They?re on the brink of going native as it is and bringing up the past ain?t gonna help no one with the exception of Osama bin Laden.? There?s plenty of good words for trying to wipe out a whole buncha people?with the same ethnicity without having to use a word that nobody wants to hear and nobody likes.? And why bring it up to begin with?!? We got enough to deal with having to listen to them uppity redskins every Columbus Day without taking on another country?s malcontents.

Briefly Patriotic - Our Friend Turkey

Every now and again something so powerful and so true comes around and you gotta let everybody know about it.? This comes from Rusty Thomas of Elijah Ministries and if you can read this and not fall down on your knees and weep and ask God to forgive the foul, evil, horrible, miserable, useless, deceitful sinner that crawls like maggot before Him then there ain’t no hope left for and you’ll join Tristan J. Shuddery in Hell.

God is Love!
BBN

An Open Letter to San Francisco and the Inhabitants Thereof:

“And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, (abortion) neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination (homosexual sodomy). Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants (Leviticus 18:21-25).”

The Lord God of heaven and earth, the Triune God of the Bible, God the Father, God the Son, (Jesus Christ) and God the Holy Spirit has a charge to bring against this wicked city and the inhabitants thereof. The cry of your sins have reached the heavens and defiled the land. Though God has witnessed your abominations, adulteries, perversions, and the shedding of innocent blood through the sin and crime of abortion for years, He has been longsuffering. This letter is to inform all who have ears to hear, His patience with these abominations has ceased. Your city has crossed the line and your wretched sins have touched the sacred. Thus God has weighed San Francisco in the balance and your city has been found wanting.

Your many transgressions reveal not just the revelry of sexual immorality and lusting after strange flesh, but a God-mocking, God-hating spirit that is Anti-Christ to its core.

For the most part, God’s Church has failed to expose and condemn the evil of your doings. The state has also failed in its duty to punish the sins and crimes of abortion and homosexuality that your city and others like it parade like Sodom. Though man may fail in their duties and responsibilities, God cannot deny Himself. Therefore know for a surety that if you continue in these abominations, according to God’s Word, you do so at your own peril.

The tragedy of New York and the disaster of New Orleans are merely first fruits of the many woes that will devastate San Francisco and send shockwaves throughout California, America, and the world. God stands poised with his flaming sword ready to strike your city. He is prepared to exchange Sodom and Gomorrah with San Francisco to serve as a warning to all cities and nations of men “do not follow in their pernicious ways.” Your city will be turned into a scarecrow and used by God as His enemy to warn future generations, lest you repent and turn from your wicked ways of child sacrifice, which is the shedding of innocent blood and homosexuality. You must stuff these abominations back in the closet of illegality and punish these criminal acts as God prescribes or your entire house (city) will collapse upon your wicked heads. With all diligence, take heed to this warning, repent or perish, Christ or chaos.

For more assistance, consult 2 Chronicles 7:14

IN KING JESUS’ SERVICE,
Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas
Elijah Ministries
P.O. Box 3126
Waco, TX 76707

Once again, lie-berals are out for blood and once again they chose pretty little Ann Coulter to be the sacrificial donor.? Miss Coulter?s book, If Democrats Had Any Brains They Be Republicans, is selling copies hand over fist and dumbo-crats just can?t stand it when the truth sells.? So they been hammering away at a statement she made calling Christians ?perfected Jews?.? They say that she only makes these kinds of statements when she?s got a new book out but it ain?t true.? Ann Coulter has always hated Jews and wishes they?d become the Christians they?re supposed to be.? Doesn?t everybody?

Briefly Patriotic - Leave Ann Alone

Where do we begin dissecting the latest screed from former STR science & technology correspondent Tristan J. Shuddery. We were somewhat dismayed that our Brothers in Christ at Republican Faith saw fit to publish Mr Shuddery’s inappropriate words, however we are somewhat gratified that his “letter of resignation” has been removed.

It would be simple to conclude that the has lost his faculties, however only after a careful examination of his clumsily constructed rant do we actually see the full extent of his cretinization.

The other day my dear friend Vic Elaison from VCY ministries let me into his secret for a successful, Godly ministry: Truth, Honesty, Integrity - these are the things that flow from Biblical values. Unfortunately, in my previous role at Shelley Goodman?s STR Ministries I have to say that these uniquely Christian values are being denigrated and that is why after much prayer I have decided to tender my resignation:

To the best of our knowledge, and the knowledge of VCY, Tristan has never met Pastor Vic. It seems only natural that Tristan should start his letter as he intends to continue, by packing it full of lies.

Worse - Sam Johnson, one of Mrs Goodman?s cronies has published an entirely misguided rant which makes a catalog of incorrect and unfounded allegations against me. I am certain that the educated readers of this site will spot Mr Johnson?s empty rhetoric for what it is.

More nonsense - Sam Johnston’s article was a fine work of sober moderation and exactitude, unlike Mr Shuddery’s complaint which merely shotguns its targets with wildly-aimed insults, abuse and insinuation.

As the STR ministry grew, I could tell that the project was starting to lean a little more to the left. For example, a message from Mrs Goodman?s office once requested that I reduce the number of biblical quotations in one of my highly-regarded articles about the dangers of Linux - this I could live with, as I prayed daily for God to steer Shelley and her project back towards the family-values path that Jesus had ordained for us.

Once again, Tristasn’s comments are baseless - no such memo has ever existed, except for in Mr Shuddery’s imagination - indeed Shelley has frequently requested precisely the opposite - specifically that we should include more biblical references.

She feels that it is more important to chase popularity than to worship the Almighty with a pure heart. Unlike myself she feels that there s nothing wrong with allowing the Holy message of Jesus to be called ?Obnoxious?.

Tristan purports to know what Mrs Goodman thinks or feels. Had he taken the time to ask her - he would have found that this simply is not the case. Once again, Shuddery’s public display of emotion has been shown to be a misguided attempt at attention-seeking, and one with no doubt all STR readers can plainly see through.

We must insist that Mr Shuddery ceases his childish and boastful campaign of hatred against Mrs Goodman; should he continue down this unwise rotue, we may be forced to reveal exactly why he has been prevented from preaching at Shelley’s “Little Republicans” kid’s camp. We wish to remind Mr Shuddery that we are not a Catholic organization, and such things will not be tolerated.

The STR.com board are greatly saddened by the shameful manner in which Mr Shuddery has decided to dismiss himself, nevertheless, in the spirit of Christian forgiveness we wish him well.

Newton Wilcox,

STR Enterprises General Council

Notice something different - that’s right, there’s no ‘PFC’ in front of my name now - I’m not working for Uncle Sam any more: I got an honorable discharge on account of a bullet that hit me in the arm. It was a freaking mess, but I guess God was not yet ready for me to go to the shooting-range in the sky, no it’s all part of God’s plan to keep me doing good work in that hell-hole called Iraq.

So I spent some time in Walter Reed where they stitched me up real good, and while I was resting a guy in a suit offered me a new job with a fat raise, my own Taser and an armored Suburban: folks, I’m sure you guessed it - you are looking at Blackwater’s newest consultant.

Look ma, no hands! This is a cool prank - we pretend that there’s nobody at the wheel and we are out of control. It really freaks the hadji truckers out, but the driver is just hiding out of view.

I’ve been hand-picked to work for America’s leading private security firm, and let me tell you this sure beats the heck out of the corps. I ain’t gonna disrespect the Marines I served with, but when you work for Blackwater there’s far less rules and regs that stop you getting your mission done - it’s great the way the Iraqi people really respect Blackwater, I guess they know about all the good things we do for them, even if the liberal media back home does not.

My team - dispensing justice on the streets of the green-zone. Notice how we all wear black - but in truth, you can wear what you want. I’d like to dress like a ninja or a hunter, but mostly I stick to the regulation T-shirt, pants and ray-bans because it’s too hot for anything else!

If there’s one problem with working for Blackwater, the folks we protect from the terrorists are ungrateful - we used to defend this woman called Janessa Gans - she’s an up-tight professor type who never used to laugh at our jokes. I lost count how many times we saved her sorry ass, but as soon as she got back she wrote a hateful story about our team.

She completely misreported the event - for starters, we had no choice but to disable the vehicle, they were driving suspiciously slowly on one of our patrol routes. Furthermore, they failed to react to our warning shots. What she does not understand is that in Iraq, almost anybody could be a potential threat, that’s why you’ve got to be ready to to take pre-emptive defending action any time a potential threat source approaches.

But hey, it’s not all bad news: The other day, I finally learned exactly why God is keeping me alive. I knew he had a purpose for me. Blackwater just got in a bunch of these, and let me just say these are the most freaking awesome things EVER:

Meet Gunbot: The ultimate urban pacification droid! We’ve been asked to test these babies out, and they are freaking awesome. It’s basically a fully automated assault-rifle but with a vibration canceling sniper-scope. Mostly we used it to kill stray dogs and camels, but pretty soon I’m going to be first in my team to kill a terrorist with it.

The great thing about Blackwater is that you can really express yourself in your work - for example my manager (it took me weeks to get used to that word) Tex wears a black cowboy hat and always carries a pair of black six-shooters just like a real Texas Ranger. ( Of course he always carries a standard issue assault-rifle, He’s not stupid! ) The only rule is that you gotta wear black - that’s our color.

It’s freaking awesome working in Tex’s possee and being part of Blackwater - I guess it’s just like the old wild West! Someday people will recognize us as heros (just like Oliver North), but until then It’s my job to keep fragging the Terrorists for Jesus.

See you Soon

Michael Rob (Consultant)