Archive for November, 2007
BBNHOBG - The War On Christmas
Dr. Hon. Rev. Dobson hit the nail right on the head - 2007 is the perfect year to put a stop to the war on Christmas.? I’m sick of being treated like a second class citizen and having people crossing the street whenever they see me!
God is Love!
BBN
Democracy. Is this really what we want?
Dear Friends
The so called “Democracy” is highly overrated. It not more than basic mob rule. History has proven time and time again that Democracy is not the most stable nor the safest choice. A much smarter way to go is to select (elect) a leader. Somebody with enough wisdom and goodwill to lead the nation into the future. Such a man is our current leader, George W. Bush. He listens to the word of God, he is a true compassionate conservative. When President Bush took over the leadership from the sexual predator Bill Clinton, America was in deep moral decay. He restored our belief in God’s laws, in justice and morals and the American way of life. Under his leadership the economy is flourishing and the homeland is safe from terrorists. We did not have another terrorist attack on the homeland since 2001.


It’s hard to define the Presidents leadership style exactly but I think it’s fair to say that he is not a democrat. He obeys the laws of God and he does what’s best for America and it’s citizens. I urge you too look at the facts. Democrats feel uncomfortable with a Bush White-house because they are not allowed to pursue their filthy habits. Drug crimes in America have gone down by 15%, violent crimes including murder have gone down by 9%, this is the biggest drop in these crucial crime statistics since the late 70s. Today it is safer to walk the streets of America than ever before. You can even walk around in mostly negro neighborhoods without fear of being mugged. Why? Because even negroes know that there will be severe punishment when they even dare to lay a finger on a God-fearing white lady like me. God bless you Mr. President.
So the next time a democ-rat tells you that GWB is a dictator you respond by saying: So? Do you have a problem with God, Justice and the American Way?
37 commentsSTR is winning awards for Jesus
I know many of you are still upset about the two “bloggers choice” awards that STR won: It seems that a bunch of biased liberals think we are the “Worst blog ever” and the “Most obnoxious blog“. Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ died on the cross for daring to preach the truth, so I guess we can take a few petty insults and turn the other cheek.
This week STR was awarded a more appropriate and much appreciated honor: The highly coveted Common Cause Award has only been awarded once before (to the excellent blogs4conservatives), recognizes the bloggers which have done the most to advocate for Christian values internationally.
Unlike the idiotic “Blogger’s Choice” awards which permit any fool or ignoramus to vote, the Common Cause award is judged by a panel of Christians who run an excellent site called “The Way We See It“. They apply stric Biblical values in order to determine who is worthy. We had no idea we were even being considered for this singular honor, but now that we have won it we are delighted.
I can speak on behalf of Shelley and all of the other writers, editors, fact-checkers and corporate sponsors of Shelley The Republican that we thank Jesus for this wonderful award and hope that it will inspire other bloggers to speak up for God’s truth in the months to come before the election that could decide America’s ultimate fate.
Jimmy Goddard
19 commentsRape? Or a justified response to provocation.
Today I want to address one of the most pernicious arguments of the pro-mass murder, pro-infanticide, so-called pro-choice (ie anti-life) brigade.
These whining liberal cohorts of the death doctors and Hillary Clinton voters like to pose what they call ‘moral conundrums’ and ‘rational questions’ to justify their crimes.
Let’s ignore the fact, for now, that there really is no such thing as a moral conundrum, since the answer to everything is laid out plain and simple, straight and clear in a book we Christians know as the Holy Bible. (Remember “Thou Shalt Not Kill?” How much more specific do you want it?!)
Let’s just take on the question they always throw in the face of those trying to save lives outside the death clinics:
“What if the woman who intends to murder her baby was a victim of rape?”
I’m sure every Christian has had to respond to that question at some time in their lives. So today, I want to provide a simple three point guide as to how to take on the atheist sicko who puts it to you:
Let’s address this question point by point, in three easy points:
I think that this last point merits further investigation. Women today are such slatterns and temptresses, who can really blame men for reading the signals wrong? Just look at this picture:
How is this justice?
And yet, outside of decent Christian communities every woman dresses like that. In Democrat areas that kind of filthy outfit is the most common one there is. And yet! As we all know, it’s Democrats who are always first to cry rape and the first to have their babies murdered.
Isn’t it disgusting?!
Shame on them!
Shame!
Yours In Christ,
Sam Johnston
115 commentsKickin’ it for my main man Rude Rudi!
Bo!
Word up niggers!
Hip hop love y’all!
Who says we Republicans don’t know what’s fresh?
Yo yo yo! Big Up! In the area!!!!
Ain’t that just the truth? Bo!
“If you ain’t down with Rudi take your broke vote home!”
“Global Warming, it won’t matter,
if we get bombed and all get splattered.”
Ain’t that just the truth? Even black people can understand that!
Kick it!
Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Keep it with the Republicans in 2008!
DJ Jazzy Johnston, Fresh Prince of NC.
38 commentsURGENT PRAYER REQUEST

We ask ALL Americans, from honorable God-fearing Christians to the lowest form of Puerto Rican homosexual drug pushers to pause in their day to pray for Vice-President Cheney as he under goes surgery for atrial fibrilaiton.? It is Vice-President who had the courage of his convictions to conceive of a world without terror and the vision and necessary planning skills to carry it out.? I speak on behalf of the entire STR team when I wish Vice-President Cheney and his lovely wife Lynne our most fervent wishes for a speedy recovery in order to continue his pursuit of terror in any and all forms he deems a threat to the sanctity and safety of the United States of America.
God bless you, Mr. Vice President!
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
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Briefly Patriotic - Debbie From Chatsworth
Billy Bob is once again attending his annual patriotic retreat, so he asked me to post one of his favourite audio clips from Crosstalk America - Please listen to Debbie from Chatsworth witnessing her love of Jesus. If that don’t move you to prayer this thanksgiving I do not know what will.
Jimmy

Could this be the last ever Thanksgiving?
Of all the events of the year, Thanksgiving is perhaps the most dear to me. Unlike Christmas and Easter, it is the one festivity that God gave exclusively to us Americans. God told us to keep this day Holy, and use it to cherish his American institutions: Family, Faith and Church.

No other nation has Thanksgiving, and that is absolute proof of America’s God-ordained mission to spread freedom and Christianity throughout the world. Under Clinton the Christian origins of America will be replaced with a festival of bestial homosexuality. Is this what you want?
Unfortunately a band of rabid secularists have sought to challenge this great American tradition: Not content with insulting the reputations of the pilgrim fathers: They accuse them of being incompetents, racists and murderers, they are trying to spin a lie that Thanksgiving is not a Christian or a Church related event.
ShelleyTheRepublican.com has received a profoundly disturbing report: If Hillary Clinton has pleged that if she is elected as President she will abolish Thanksgiving. In it’s place she proposes to create a new ?festivity? which she calles ?Gencide Day?.
According to the Team Clinton, Genocide Day or ‘GD’ will be a ?Sombre reflection of the millions of war-crimes and human-rights violations committed in the name of America’s ruling classes?. We do not need to read much more of this socialistic nonsense to see how Clinton intends to transform America into an entirely Anti-American nation.

Clinton proposes that GD will be a day of national mourning and ?diversity training?. Your children will be invited to ?Hug a Homo? and then weep in front of a giant cardboard cut-out of a Hopi Indian.
After three hours of compulsory reading from the autobiography of Hugo Chavez your kids will be forced out on the street as enforcers of Hillary’s eco-cleanup program. On GD it will be illegal to drive a car, run a hose or use any electrical appliance without first proving to a federal official that you have accumulated at least 50 pounds of carbon-neutral organic compost.
Instead of spending a weekend with your close family she proposes that we should all use this as a day to experience ?other cultures and lifestyles?. One suggestion is that your children should attend an Islamofascist mosque or a Buddhist temple. It’s like compulsory terrorist training for your kids.

The new icons of Thanksgiving? If Hillary is elected we can expect to hear more from these two founders of the modern Democrat’s ideology.
It’s clear that the the America that Hillary Clinton wants to create bears no resemblance to the America that God has designed. This Thanksgiving day, after you offer your prayers to Jesus, kindly share this article with your family: Prepare them for the great battle that is just about to start, because the secularist campaign against Thanksgiving is really just one battle in the great war for America’s soul.
Jimmy Goddard
32 commentsA Christmas Wish - Beat The Homos
Pastor Donald Wildmon of the American Family Association issued a press release on Thanksgiving that every single God-loving American who believes in family values and the sacred institution of marriage MUST take to heart and follow.? Pastor Wildmon is best known for bringing down the homo-loving Ford Motor Company whose sales went down faster?than a homo on a small child when he called for a boycott against them.? Y’all responded and stopped buy their homo-supporting cars.? They ain’t too bright over there and they certainly do not have any love of the Lord so they continue to place ads in homo magazines and make homo commercials to play on homo TV stations.

Ford openly courts lesbian Satanists in their advertising.
Thanks to Donald Wildmon and the American Family Association?s
boycott, Ford?s profit went down by 13% last year!?
The aim of the Homosexual Agenda oughta be pretty clear to everyone - they want to destroy the world with their wickedness and non-procreation.? A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers claims that they’re actively working with Al Qaeda to commit more terror in the USA.? Their plan is pretty simple.
- Make everyone be gay so they don’t have babies
- Start wiping out the remaining folks with nuclear weapons.
Whaddya think of the lie-beral plan of “tolerance” and appeasement now??
As a side project they wanna destroy any bidness that gets in their way.? They ain’t satisfied with getting ENDA passed cause President Bush is gonna veto it anyway.? He knows the kind of danger there is in forcing a good, God-fearing Christian church to hire homos and lesbos as secretaries and janitors.? Once you let ‘em in the door they’ll start demanding that cuz they can clean floors and file papers?almost as good as?a Christian that they oughta be allowed to preach the Word of God.

Do you really want the Word of God preached
by a homo janitor?? If President Bush does not
veto ENDA then any one of these sodmites
could end up in YOUR pulpit!
Even as I write this, the homos wanna bring down the most American bidness on the planet - a bidness that wants nothing more than to offer Americans good quality merchandise for their home at a low, low price.? A bidness that helps people achieve the American Dream of getting all their shopping done in one location.? A bidness that grew from one tiny store into a beacon of capitalism for the rest of the world to gaze up in wonder at.? I don’t have to tell you that I’m talking about Wal-Mart.??Homos wanna crush this fine company beneath their drag-queen stiletto heel.? Why?? Cuz they follow God’s word and don’t call two men having butt-sex a marriage.? Because of this, homos are calling for a boycott of Wal-Mart stores.
They are calling for all homos and the lie-berals that love them to shop at the homo-loving Target.? Target oughta be renamed Target God

Why did they name the store Target?? It should be
pretty easy to figure out - They want to kill God
and Jesus.
WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN!
If the homos succeed in bringing down Wal-Marts profits for the Christmas season the homos will claim victory.? Pastor Wildmon’s solution is simple - spend every single spare dime you have at Wal-Mart.? That’s right - we need to BUY-cott Wal-Mart
This isn’t just about keeping this fine American institution from bankruptcy - this is a struggle for the heart and soul of America.? It’s about showing the homos that Christians can outspend them any day of the week?? For every dollar they don’t spend at Wal-Mart we gotta spend two or three or four or even more!

God needs our help.? In His name, spend as much
money as your can at Wal-Mart this Christmas
season!
If Wal-Mart gives into the wickedness of Satan and sodomy and starts treating homo marriage (and I get physically ill even writing those words) like God thinks it’s ok (which he most certainly does NOT) then what’s to prevent a company like Smith and Wesson for succumbing to the same pressure?
Not since 9/11 has it been more important to spend as if America depended on it.? Because if Wal-Mart has a bad Christmas season then the homos AND the terrorist have won.
God is Love!
BBN
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Let’s cut-back on wasteful Federal spending
One of the reasons I love working for ShelleyTheRepublican is that you get to meet great people with great ideas. For instance in a recent ShelleyPAC prayer-circle dedicated to formulating a policy platform for our next Republican Presidency, my good Friend Billy suggested a great way to cut some of the Federal fat left over from previous misguided Democratic governments:
We should simply abolish all the wasteful Federal agencies, starting with that famous money-pit Center for Disease Control.
Billy didn’t say much about the idea at the time - He was buys explaining about the liberal conspiracy to put mind-control drugs and flouride in our water supplies.
I guess he had bigger issues to deal with so to him it was just another great idea of the hundreds of great ideas that pop into his mind every minute. But for a guy like me when you see a great idea you gotta go for it. And this sure is a great, truly Conservative idea - the sort of idea that is the hallmark of a serious Presidential contender.

If you didn’t get round to subscribing to Billy’s audio ministry, why don’t you do that right now. It will give you a chance to listen to the short commentary I’m talking about.
Billy starts from the sensible and correct observation that there are no sexually transmitted diseases in the Bible. There’s no need for federally mandated HPV vaccines and no secularist evolutionists explaining that we should love the bacteria because they are our common ancestors: The simple fact is that all those diseases did not exist back then because God had not yet unleashed those punishments.
So why should we abolish the Center for Disease control? For starters, it’s precisely the kind of government fat that a true conservative would cut away. Public health is precisely the sort of thing that should be entrusted to Churched-based local charities. Where in the constitution does it say that Federal government has a monopoly over diseases?
We can all agree that disease control is firstly no business of federal government: If it has to be run by government then it ought to be the domain of the states. The Federal CDC forces state health officers to adopt their flawed secularist evolutionary perspective. I’d like to give states the option to base their strategies on proven Biblical principles.

The bible teaches us that all we need to cure disease is the power of prayer - so why are we spending billions in federal hand-outs for Medicaire, SCHIP and other unnecessary health-handouts? These wasteful federal programs are diverting funds away from the War on Global Terrorism, which surely must be our number 1 priority!
I really think this is too good an idea to waste - our constitution must be defended form every cry-baby liberal that thinks it’s a federal problem every time an infant barfs, or cuts his pinkie on a toy. When will they learn to take responsibility for their own self-inflicted problems.
As Billy correctly point out - the cause of disease is sin. If we live our lives as Christ expects there would be no more disease.
Jimmy
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