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My Fellow Americans,

Can somebody explain to me why our President has not yet used his executive powers backed up by a congressional mandate to declare war on the world’s number one aggressor: Iran.

We all know that a swift, hard war with Iran would be in the best interests of world peace: We could destroy Islamofascism at it’s source. But what fewer people know is that finally resolving the Iran problem once and for all will be great for American industry, and therefore great for the American family.

We the reporters, readers and corporate sponsors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com do hereby declare war on President Amadinijerk, or whatever your name is: We the people of the United States will wipe YOU off the face of the earth, you rotten son of a bitch - and our Christan guns will tear your islamofascist limbs from your body and make you wish you had never decided to mess with the USA.

Liberals often complain that our economy is ’stagnating’ or that our dollar is weak, but what are they doing about it? History teaches us that war can spur on great advances in industry that can propel a nation to greatness. Could we have ever have had a post-war boom without world-war II? Of course not - which is why I urge the president to begin military action against our sworn enemy Iran as soon as possible.

STR.com is part of a growing collective of Conservative, Patriotic and Pro-Family bloggers dedicated to spreading Christianity and Justice to the Islamofascist republic of Iran.

The latest war in Iraq has created great opportunities for great companies such as Boeing, Halliburton, McDonnel-Douglas, Raytheonn and Taser Inc. These companies are becoming wealthy by providing America with the tools that we need to pacify the islamofascists in Iraq. Soon the wealth from these companies will trickle-down and enrich our entire economy.

That’s why war with an easy-win enemy like Iran should be great for American families.

Intellectual property like this great movie is America’s greatest export. America is responsible for thousands of great movies that the world loves. But would anybody buy our movies if the world knew that we allow the axis of evil to push us around? Heck no - that’s why we have to attack now.

Furthermore, there’s another good reason why war would be great for hard-working American businesses: Nobody in the world respects a wimp.

If we attack Iran it would send a message to the world that America is still tough and willing to kick the ass of any evil nation who gets in the way that God has ordained for us.

I think winning against Iran would be the best publicity American business could ever have, after all there’s no success better than victory.

Jimmy K. Goddard
(STR Finance & Business correspondent)