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This post is especially (or exspecially, I guess) for our negro and towelhead readers.

Jack Chick has been showing foul, evil, wicked sodomites the error of their ways in entertaining little comic books for decades now.? With Jesus as your co-author how you help but telling the compelling truth of everlasting life in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

He don’t shy away from the tough subjects, neither.? It don’t matter if you’re a drug addict, homo, alcoholic, Jew, Catholic?or a trucker, Jack Chick has a tract that’ll tell you exactly why you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.? I think maybe about the only thing he ain’t written about is man-on-dog sex and that’s probably a good thing cuz it’s too disgusting to mention in public.

Jack don’t never sleep, it seems.? He’s on a permanent cup o’ Jesus!? He’s probably written a couple hundred tracts and he ain’t even tired yet.? I can’t think of anyone who loves talking about the eternal torment of Hell and redemption through Jesus more than Jack.? And ain’t no one does it better than him.? Folks try but they ain’t got God like Jack does.

Some folks try to copy the Chick Tract style but they
come out looking like cheap imitations.

Have you ever been to a Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie and said to yourself, “Golly!? There ain’t no way that he could do a dance better than that one”, only to find yourself saying the same thing watching the next Bill “Bojangles” Robinson movie ?? That’s prolly the best definition of Jack Chick’s work you can give - he tops himself every single time.

Jack’s got a new tract out called Unforgiven?and if you’re a negro, a towelhead or a negro towelhead y’all better read this one and read it immediately cuz otherwise you will go to Hell if you don’t accept Jesus right now.

Jack knows that most negroes wind up in prison at least once (usually more) in their life so he starts it off in the most natural place - prison.? Lamont arrives in prison for the first time.

A typical prison scene - muderous gay nazi cannibals getting ready
to rape, kill and eat a negro

After five years of forced butt-sex, dressing like a girl and making license plates, Lamont’s soul is so damaged that he succumbs to the lie of Islam.? He went in Lamont and come out Mohammed!? Needless to say his current girlfriend (who looks like a she-male) ain’t too happy about it.? And when Jesus visits his grandma in her sleep, she ain’t too happy neither.? And everybody knows that y’all don’t mess with an elderly negress

Jesus frequently comes to Christians in their sleep and
tells them of loved ones that are in trouble

Granny marches right down to “Mohammed’s” how to get “all up in his nose” and set him back straight on the path to salvation.? And she don’t mess around!

If y’all ever wanna mess with a towelhead’s head, then tell ‘em
that Christians ain’t got no prayer schedule.? We can pray as much
or as little as we want.? Jesus will know when we’re sincere.

In just about the only theological lapse in the whole tract, Granny says that “we don’t know if Jesus was white”.? That ain’t right but you can understand why she says it.? Many negroes wanna believe that Jesus was a negro, just like the taco jockeys think Jesus was a taco jockey and the Jews think he was a Jew.? It oughta be pretty clear He was a white man.? And so was Mohommed.? One of the great things about Chick Tracts is they always back up what they say with where you can find where what was said was said.? So when “Mohammed” starts “talkin’ garbage” about Christianity as a “white man’s” religion (like there’s something wrong with that - we ain’t the one’s in prison!), Granny got the answer right at her brown, wrinkled, floor washing fingertips.

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By quoting the Korean, Jack can really “get all up in your nose” of negro towelheads who only wanna believe what their so-called “religious leaders” want them to believe.? He shakes ‘em up outta their blind following of a fake messiah who’s really just a character in a book instead of being the real, true Savior of mankind.? And like all Muslims, they gotta kill the non-believers and it don’t matter if it’s Halle Berry or his very own granny.

As Jack points out, Muslims (and particularly black Muslims)
go into a blind, murderous rage when confronted with the
truth that Islam is a false, dangerous and Satanic religion.

?Now I ain’t gonna spoil the ending as to whether he strangles his own granny to death.? Y’all are gonna have to read the tract to find that out.? But it oughta be pretty obvious that when “Mohammed” dies, God ain’t none too happy with him.? Satan’s pretty happy, though to have another damaged soul to torture for the rest of eternity.

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I urge all our negro, muslim and negro muslim readers to order this tract from Chick Publications.? They’re only fifteen cents each and you can get ‘em in packs of 25 so that $3.75 or about a half hour’s work as a janitor.? It’s well worth the price cuz when your father, mother, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, grandpa or grandma gets out of jail you’re gonna have their salvation right there in your hand - courtesy of Jack?Chick!

God is Love!
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