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Q:? How many pollacks does it take to defend America from radical students that would only go on to destroy it by giving aid and comfort to the enemy?

A:? One!? And his name is Ben Nowakowski.

Some say that the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town but they ain’t never been to Berwyn and that’s to the west.? Judging by the America-hating students of Morton West High School you might as well be sitting in a cave with Osama bin Laden.?

On November 6th a junior al Qaeda cell staged a pro-terrorist “protest” in the halls of a government school disrupting classes and bringing what little education happens there to almost nothing.? Now, in Cambridge, MA and Bezerkly, CA that’s a typical day.

A typical class schedule for Cambridge Public Schools

In a regular government school the teachers, principals and the superintendent wouldn’t want to offend students bent on destroying America so they’d just let the “kids be kids” and go back to showing whatever kids was left how use condoms and write haikus.

This haiku “art” project done by a fifth grader at Fidel Castro
Elementry school in Cambridge received a “B” only because
it did not wish death upon President Bush.

But sometimes a true American slips through the hiring process and this time he was a pollack!? Ben Nowakowski cares about education and he had a plan to regain control over the wild west town that’d sprung up in one of his schools.? First, he told the kids that if they’d kindly move their “protest”.? Instead of obeying authority, they linked arms and started chanting what sounded to some like “Allahu Akbar”.? That’s when Superintendent Nowakowski locked down the classes to protect the other students from a possible homicide bomb attempt.

Skinheads and cross-dressing America haters make up
the bulk of junior al Qaeda cell members.

Then he got smart.? He promised the students that if they moved the “protest” they wouldn’t get suspended or kicked out of school and they just get detention for cutting classes.? The students agreed and moved outside.

Then he suspended them! And he’s thinking of kicking them out of school!?

An artist’s rendition of Superintendent Ben Nowakowski
kicking future suspected terrorists out of school

Take that, bin Laden!

Back when America was a moral place to live and there were no mosques, when a?teacher kicked your child out of school then the parent backed it up with a couple of kicks of their own the child walked in the door.? Today, though, with dead pre-borns littering the streets, hardcore pornography on prime-time television and God kicked out of our schools parents would rather spare the rod, call the ACLU and spoil the child.? And even worse, they’re planning on protesting the school themselves!

It’s not clear exactly what kind of protest the parents
of the Osama bin Laden Fan Club would stage.? It might be
anything from standing naked outside the school to a
full scale homicide bombing.

One thing is clear, though - with Ben Nowakowski as the Superintendent, there’s one school in America that ain’t going down without at fight!