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I gotta listen and watch a lotta crap throughout the day before I can turn on Crosstalk and know that I’ll hear the plain straight-out truth without no agenda.? I just can’t say enough good things about the dedication of Vic, Jim and Ingrid (although I gotta admit that she could stand to grow her hair out so she’d look a little prettier and I ain’t too sure about the blazers, either).? It’s one of the few shows that I can listen to without?put the BS detector on high or even have to put it on at all!??As much as I could listen to VCY America all day and all night (and sometimes after a extra-hard day of confronting sin we do leave it on all night so that God’s Word protects us in our sleep) we couldn’t make people aware of the evil in the world without the horrible and terrible duty of witnessing it ourselves.

My daddy used to tell me, “Billy Bob, there’s a little kernel of truth in everyone except for homos and liberals.? They’re always deceitful and you ain’t never oughta listen to ‘em”.? And throughout my forty five years granted to me by God and by a mother that didn’t kill me before I became a post-born I tried to do just that - look for the truth in everyone.? Sometimes it’s almost impossible to find but when I despair of it I ask Jesus for guidance and He comes through for me like He always do.

Although a lie-beral isn’t always a homo, a homo is always a lie-beral
and both of them need deception like you and I need air.

That’s what happened one day when I wound up pulling the short straw and having to listen to the fake Christian Rick Warren talk about what a great guy he was and water down the Word of God until you could dang near hear Satan laughing and sharpening the pointy end of his pitchfork.? But something he said caught my ear.? He said something about how sometimes you gotta “think outside the box”.? I never heard that phrase before and he used it in the context of the best way to convince folks to that he was actually Jesus and not to bring their Bibles to church no more.

I started talking to Mrs. Goodman and Sam about it and at first they was pretty skeptical about it.? As was talking, we started getting a whole me of emails from folks asking when we was gonna endorse Ron Paul.? We spent about twenty minutes trying to figure out convince these otherwise, good and well-intentioned Christian that Ron Paul betrays the Republican party every times he opens his mouth.? He’s pretty much the Joe Lieberman of the dumbo-crats and his followers (the Ronettes) follow him blindly stupidly repeating everything he says no matter how stupid it is.? We was getting pretty frustrated when I piped up, “Why don’t we all try this ‘thinking outside the box’ stuff.? So we did.

Are Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinch really the same person?? There
are some who claim that they are the product of a twisted lie-beral
mind attempting to subvert the US by putting for the dumbest candidates
possible up for election.? We offer a reward leading the to the “outing” of
the actor who plays them.

People who read this site know that stopping the murder of pre-borns is the key to keeping America strong.? Part of the homo/lie-beral agenda is reducing the population of America to zero so that al Qaeda ain’t gonna have no resistance when they try to invade our shores.? They wanna make so that America is a ghost town.? Too many folks this Ron Paul is pro-life and his deceitful campaign twisted his voting record to claim that he is.? So how was we gonna “think outside the box”?? We figured we had to come up with a new definition of pro-life that he didn’t fit!? Ron Paul don’t support a constitutional amendment that against abortion - so he ain’t pro-life!

We felt pretty good about it but then Jimmy put up his hand and said he felt kinda odd using the same tactics as Rick Warren and didn’t that kinda blunt the doctrinal purity of our ministry?? It was quite the conundrum!? Y’all can guess what we did next - we thunk outside the box and decided to call “thinking outside the box” “thinking outisde the carton” instead.

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”?? Not likely.? What you
call things matters a whole lot.? And if you don’t believe me then try giving
your wife a dozen “chopped up puppies” instead of roses and see how well
that goes over.

The FBI must’ve gone through the same kinda process that we at STR went through because they came up with a “thinking outside the carton” plan to catch terrorists that makes us look like chumps!

We all know that for towelheads, a day without a bland piece of cardboard bread dipped in some sauce made out of sand is like a day without blowing something up.? Give ‘em some good food like a ham sandwich on white bread with a couple of slices of American cheese and mustard and they run crying to the United Nations screaming about the Great Satan of the US.? That fact slips by a lot of folks but the FBI is smart so from that information they come up with a foolproof way to root out terrorists who snuck into the country while the previous president (I ain’t saying his name) was busy committing adultery and sodomy with a chubby Jewess.

Follow the food and you found the terrorists!

Do you see a fork, knife or spoon in this picture?? You do not.
Towelhead food is meant to be eaten without proper Christian
utensils as if you were an animal.? This is one of the reasons
towelheads are so violent - they eat like animals.

They started a test drive of this by tracking the sales of towelhead food like pita, hummus, falfel and tini in the America-haters capital of the world - San Fagcisco.? Good, decent, Christ-loving Americans have no use for foods like these.? I already talked about the dangers of terrorist food sold in the United States.? There just ain’t no good reason for it.? When all is said and done 100% of the profits go right into Osama bin Laden’s pockets.? It don’t matter?whether you’re selling it or eating - you’re supporting terror.

Because the FBI is a spy organization they’re gonna deny they done it and we ain’t gonna know how successful they are.? But it oughta be pretty clear to even the most drug-addled retard lie-beral (and I’m looking at you Wraith and link) that this plan ain’t got no other choice but to clean out all the terrorist from the US.? And that’s the power of thinking outside the carton.

Even this Hellery supporter realizes the wisdom
of the FBI plan.

I hope the INS will start tracking taco sales!

God is Love!
BBN
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