More Liberal Hatespeech : Jesus is not gay, he never has been gay!
Dear Friends
Sorry for not writing some time. I was investigation the American porn industry in my own, working undercover. A long article about that is coming out soon. I am confident that together we can make porn history in America.
I just recently was online with my msn account and this is one chat transcript:
namechanged@hotmail.com: Hey Shelley :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Hello!
namechanged@hotmail.com: why do you hate queers?
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Because they are filthy and God hates them, too!
namechanged@hotmail.com: Jesus was gay :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: What??? How dare you? He was certainly not gay!
namechanged@hotmail.com: He liked to suck dick for sure.
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Oh Lord. I will pray for you, you’ll need it!
namechanged@hotmail.com: I am sending you some pictures to prove it to you!
And here are the pictures. Please don’t let your children see them. They are sick. Liberal “photoshoppers” have modified these images to make it look like Jesus was actually a queer.
We need to get aggressive. We can not allow liberal atheists to insult the Lord like this.
I demand that the authorities are starting to investigate and arrest these perpetrators!
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
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Wraith, my God got a 1.00 ^^
The Report
Plausibility Quotient
Plausibility Quotient = 1.0
The metaphysical engineers have determined that your conception of God has a plausibility quotient (PQ) of 1.0. A PQ of 1.0 means that as far as the metaphysical engineers can determine your conception of God is internally consistent and consistent with the universe that we live in. A PQ of 0.0 means that it is neither internally consistent nor consistent with our universe. More than likely, your PQ score will be somewhere between these two figures. But remember that this is your PQ score as determined by the metaphysical engineers. The editors of TPM have no control over their deliberations, so don’t blame us!
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
What kind of God is that!?
The metaphysical engineers are happy to report that, to the best of their knowledge, the God you conceive is internally consistent and could exist in our universe. But they are less sure that what you have described deserves the name of God. She is not, for example, all-powerful. A God which knows everything or is totally benign may be a wonderful ideal, but is she really a God unless she has ultimate power?
We suspect that your God is not the traditional God of the Christian, Jewish or Muslim faiths.
Sorry about that, must have hit “v” a couple extra time….
Love is love
if you feel it for the same sex or different sex it should make no difference
If you arn’t gay it shouldn’t concern you. No one is forcing you to accept the gay community
just don’t go out of your way to abuse them,
that is just immature.
I often think about jesus and how much i would love to have him tea bag me, i usually think of this when the local vicar is sodomising me. :) i love christianity xx
@sedgewick hunsaker
Actually Dick Cheney was very happy that his daughter was going to hell because she’s a lezbo,now when she dies Dick will be able to see her every day he is,after all, the antichrist
“fruity Hollywood propoganda”
fruit is healthy, and alot better than your “Discriminatory Republi-cunt Propaganda” eh fake sedgewick?
STR is nothing but a bunch of fuckwits.