Sunday Prayer

Heavenly Father
We beesech you to remove from us the stain left behind by the piece of human excrement that is Rick Warren.
How long, Lord, must your faithful flock put up with his demonic and Satanic need to destroy all that is holy and sacred in this world.? He is as the serpent, beguiling and persuasive, pleasing to the eye,? with a honeyed tounge that drips with lies and falsehood. ?He claims to love You and Your Son, Jesus Christ?even as?he pour salt on the slugs of those Christians too weak, stupid and foolish to discern between the word of Rick Warren and The Word of God.
And now, oh Lord, he has invited an evil lesbian, homo-loving?Wiccan high priestess into his so-called “church” to spread the word of Satan in sacred space that ought to be Your dominion alone.? Inviting Hillary Clinton into a church is the same thing as inviting an atheist?vegan into a pig roast - they don’t belong there and won’t keep their dumb mouths shut about how horrible they think pork-lovers are.? And while few people will listen, some will and begin to infect other honest, pork-eating men and women until at the next pork roast all the pork will be replaced by toe-food.
We humbly ask You to physically pluck the heart from any and all who attend Rick Warren’s foul and sinful Global Summit on AIDS.? You sent AIDS to punish mankind for its wickedness.? And You gave us the solution.? It doesn’t involve condoms.? It doesn’t involve drugs.? It involve the simplest solution that Rick Warren’s ego and money driven ministry refuses to consider - To stop being gay and to stop having sex outside of wedlock and for non-procreative purposes.
The reward for following Your plan is life and ever-lasting life after we die.
The penalty for disobedience of Your word is death and Hell.
Send Rick Warren to the Hell he so richly deserves and fill his Hell, not with delicious pork but with toe-food.
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
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