URGENT PRAYER REQUEST
We ask ALL Americans, from honorable God-fearing Christians to the lowest form of Puerto Rican homosexual drug pushers to pause in their day to pray for Vice-President Cheney as he under goes surgery for atrial fibrilaiton.? It is Vice-President who had the courage of his convictions to conceive of a world without terror and the vision and necessary planning skills to carry it out.? I speak on behalf of the entire STR team when I wish Vice-President Cheney and his lovely wife Lynne our most fervent wishes for a speedy recovery in order to continue his pursuit of terror in any and all forms he deems a threat to the sanctity and safety of the United States of America.
God bless you, Mr. Vice President!
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
ShelleyTheRepublican.com
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Are you sure you’re not being too hasty? Maybe this is divine retribution for not casting aside his deviant daughter?
CHENEY’S HUMAN!?!?!?!?!
Dear Why Not.
By Cheney’s belief, he is a quail, not a human.
A quail with a gun, that stands approx 5′8″ tall. And has no feathers.
Or wings
And eats babies
Wraith:
And that right there ladies and gents?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ is what makes the Peanut Gallery the better side to be on?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ Notice that Hetti and Thomas settled their differences like human beings without writing articles about how the offending party is an evil lier that eats children?
It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s refreshing to see around here guys.”
And this my friends is why you must fight to avoid letting the Democrats win the next election. Because if they do you will have to put up with that kind or patronising, self-congratulatory cant on a daily basis, as if the liberal media isn’t bad enough.
*Not* liberal. *Not* Democratic. Not even US of American.
‘And this, my friends is why you must fight to avoid letting the Republican Bible Thumpers win an election; because if you do you will have to put up with that kind of self-rightous generalizing assumption fueled rants on a daily basis, as if STR wasn’t bad enough.’
Oh, and it wasn’t ’self-congratulating’ at all… I had nothing to do with it. I was just pointing out that it’s refreshing to see a level of maturity amongst commenters. Congratulating Thomas and Hetti… why do you feel the need to break it down into an ‘us’ and ‘them’ Richard?
-Wraith